JOJO thread

why is she so perfect

Post the full page you philistine

Because she's the woman that made Kira second-guess his own boner

They probably read his backstory and didn't understand because they're fucking idiots.
Same kind of people who think the baby Erina saves from the boat is Joseph, and that Joseph isn't actually related to the Joestar line by blood.

I thought that at first until I actually finished Battle Tendency

What do you think George II was like? He's not a complete clone like his father, right?

>the baby Erina saves from the boat is Joseph, and that Joseph isn't actually related to the Joestar line by blood.

You're kidding, right? There are people who actually believe that?

What a horrible image, delete this shitty thread

People have terrible reading comprehension. Which is why shit like "lol Araki forgot" memes exist.

Read Jorge Joestar

I was disappoint with this week's episode.

well araki do forget things

If you're watching/reading for the first time, it's not very clear what happens to the baby until the end.

i hope the artist will update this image with Hato , Kaato , Kyo and Karera

also who is this between female annasui and gwess ?

Are there any shots of the manga where Jonathan and Joseph don't have the birthmark?

RPS kid is probably the weakest story in DiU along with Cheap Trick and Fag on a Tower. But at least CT climax is neat

Not gonna happen. It's over three years old at this point.

The girl is Pearla Pucci.

lrn2read image names, picture's from pixiv

Basically every shot from their respective Parts. Araki didn't come up with the Joestar Birthmark until Part 3. Even then it's actually more often than not to note relation to DIO rather than the Joestars The only other characters in the manga whose Birthmarks are shown are DIO's sons, Pucci through fuckery, and Jolyne

DavidPro added the birthmark to their models in the anime, including an added scene that shows off Josuke's

any screenshot of when we see josuke birthmark ?

Don't forget Weather Report.

The artist has drawn part 8 stuff recently actually, I was looking at it last night. I'd post it but I haven't organized that batch yet.

whats his name ?

Literally in the 3rd chapter it makes it obvious that the baby couldn't have been Joseph.

Here

That's kind of why I wasn't fond of what Araki did with the birthmark in Part 6. DIO practically hijacked the relevance this had to the Joestars in the first place when he'd been dead for over a decade in our time by this point

Thank God the new universe stopped with the DIO shit

Oh. He do forget things?
Way to prove the point that only retards say that shit, fuckstain

how the fuck do peoples think its joseph who was the baby on the boat ?? he is Jonathan Grandson , not his son , are peoples retarded ?

>reverse image search
>"Best guess for this image: wood"

>Pucci and Weather Report are twins and Pucci's awakening influences Weather
I can get behind this
>Pucci absorbs a baby summoned from one of Dio's small bones and this gives both of them a Joestar mark
How in the fuck?

This was the hardest part of Jojo for me to get through, Yo Yo Ma up to Dio's down syndrome kids before Donatello are a series low point for me

I really need the source on this

I censored it just to be extra sure

he constantly introduce plot point or powers that are never used later on , jésus did you even read the manga you fucking retard ?
he does it less now , but some are pretty obvious

were the Act 2 dick holes necessary?

They didn't explain that early on in the anime for whatever reason

Santana and Shizuka Joestar

You gonna fucking eat your words when flashback man is going to be erased from existence.

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=276347 - Their profile

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=35728093 - The source of the linked image

They weren't, but I was too lazy to redo it.

>hurrr you should b liek meh and reed the munga but not underSTAND (lamoXDDD) n e of it!

Do yourself a favor and go back to reading children's books, nimrod.

i lost hope that flashback man is gonna be revelant a long time ago , same with the "weird mangaka" that araki said he would introduce

thank you for prooving you are the retarded one

I expected SBR Dio to be a gentleman who grew in the slums, but is slowly corrupted by greed and power because of the corpse parts.

But you know, LOL ZA WARUDO

He never actually said he would. He said he might.

Go to bed Johnny.

lol za warudo was alternate dio and really was introduced because : lol fanservice , actual diego had a really great backstory that wasnt just "my dad was bad so fuck you joestars"

Joseph and Jotaro's eyes darkened because they've gone through this pain of having someone passing on so early in their life.

thanks user

>Scarlet trying to get everyone to take off even more

Joshuu makes ME happy

RPS is pretty much baby Pucci.

>fearless
>powerful will
>steals abilities

>Yo Yo Ma up to Dio's down syndrome kids before Donatello are a series low point for me
Are you me? I was shocked at how retarded his kids were and Yo Yo Ma was the most annoying """fight""" in the entire series. Probably worse than ________DIRE VS DIO_____

Reminder, when part 5 gets animated people will put girono in those strongest anime characters list
< And people will still think satima and goku are stronger.

>Part 4 was a balanced cast with a load of sort of relevant qts compared to previous casts
>Part 5 is a twinky sausagefest where the only relevant girl is Trish

What the fuck happened

Come on man, how hard Dire jobbed has to be entertaining in its own stupid way

Because she is kind of trashy in a good way.

LOOK AT THIS NEW shitpost
youtube.com/watch?v=aoRNIr5cl9M

Will the anime add in a scene confirming Mikitaka's an alien?

I don't think it was fan service, it helped further drive the point that all of Valentine's speeches before Johnny were just hollow words because he already planed ahead and not for a minute he trusted Johnny and his judgment, he always knew that he was fucked the moment he'd shoot Gyro. I liked the World twist, I don't what it would accomplish if he just finished the part right after the Love Train. There is got to be some sort of a race to the finish, that's the entire part after all.

delete this

My guess on the Saitama battle would be that Giorno prevents him from punching but can't kill him with Gold Experience Requiem so the battle lasts until Requiem wears off and Giorno is kill

Do you have the episode Cred Forums made?

>prooving

Shit for brains

His backstory was fine, but from day 1 you knew he's the kind to do whatever it takes to win, such as marrying some old lady just for her fortune.

My idea for a non-antagonizing Dio being corrupted by Valentine's promises of fortune would really contrast with the original Dio.

>Implying this won't be the ED

I'll be honest, I might enjoy this part more if it were

But he already told us he's an alien, why would we need proof?

>He fell for the good girls come before part 8 meme
Its your fault, we sacrificed all Italian women for Doppio. And it was worth it.

>Killer Queen
>Queen
Why doesn't it have tits?

>Gangsta Paradise as the OP

That made me more mad at DIO than Araki.

Anyone? This has potential I wanna see good Jojo porn at least once in my life

Is there an English version yet?

Don't forget Dire dealing the first hit and tilting Dio.

Sorry boss, cant help ya there. The only jojo porn youre seeing is of Iggy

>There were two coffins
I rest my case

...

...

>he mistyped ! that mean my argument is right !

...

>he isn't attracted to boys AND girls
what the fuck is your problem, pleb?

Here ya go

Icicle?

cool excuse, totally convinced over here

Why does Cred Forums hate race-switched JoJo characters but are perfectly fine with gender-switched JoJo characters? It's just fanart after all, not like it's canon or anything.

>tfw the only good jojo porn/lewds are incestshit

I normally hate the race switching Tumblr does by making everyone black, but goddamn Chocolate chip doppio is the fucking cutest.
Post more fampai

We Soft & Wet now?
Ist his the same artist that drew those Gyro & Johnny Comics?

You're both retarded

i dont give a shit if you arent convinced , you are a just a dumbass , just because i didnt said like you would like people to say "jojo is flawless and araki is a flawless writter that never do wrong or forget" go get a fucking rope

I hate genderbends. Why are you defending race-switching, anyway?

Nobody is stupid enough to read Jojo and think Josuke was a girl.
There somehow are people stupid enough to read Jojo and honestly decide he was black.
These people insist they're right, ignore canon, and are to be avoided at all costs.

Neither are really the same character to begin with

Race-swapping though in a generational series where most characters are defined by where they live is really stupid. It's like making Avdol white. At least with gender-swapping it's just taking the aesthetics of a male character and putting it on a girl

At least genderswap mostly implies sexual scenarios.

There's no lewdness in making their skin tones different.

not the same guy but another doppio poster anyways

I wish i had more Chocolate chip Doppio, that was my rarest and only one. Sorry mate.

The artwork is ok I guess, but what the fuck is up with Gappy's face? Also why is he so buff?

>Jolyne is black
>part 6 is one chapter long, cops shoot her instead of arresting her

>draw a dark skinned character as white
>Cred Forums is fine with it

>draw a light skinned character as black or literally any other race
>Cred Forums freaks out

something something white pride

race-switching is bad either way, same with gender-switching.

I don't have any brown doppio but here is a pretty cute doppo

black means bigger dicks and it's reflected in the fanart because Japan has similar racial stereotypes as the US.

Because instead of choosing to draw fanart of one of the many strong black JoJo characters, they make characters who weren't intended to be black, black. Which doesn't ever end up looking very good.inb4 "b..but Pucci isn't black!

>Race-swapping though in a generational series where most characters are defined by where they live is really stupid
This is why I'm not looking forward to the live action SC movie. You just know the cast are all going to be asian guys.

he literally isn't black

>one of the many strong black JoJo characters
>Mike Oldfield
>"Pucci"
>

another one

He's not confirmed black, but I get your point. Nobody gives a fuck about Pucci or Avdol.

It helps JoJo is actually one of the most racially divisive manga series out there

Japanese film sucks, more news at 11

>when diavolo is given infinite deaths doppio becomes the sole personality for diavolo
>trish keeps him as a pet
doujin when

>Avdol
>Pocoloco

These Doppios are relevant to my interest!

1. 4 balls
2. what, you thought gappy was a twink?

There's more but I'm unorganized as heck so I probably won't find them for a while

Isn't Avdol egyptian?

They should, I like Avdol, and Pucci's a ok villain, great aesthetic.

so why do people draw genderbent characters when they should be drawing part 6 girls instead?

Nigga where is Egypt

He's surely not as strong as Jotaro, not even Josuke was.

Still dark skinned.

...

I just don't know why they'd adapt SC other than it being the most popular part. DiU would've been better, they could've gotten away with VA, even. But no, they decided to go with the part with like 5 east asian people and the rest are white or black.

>he becomes totally reliant on her since he no longer has his boss's guidance

>: lol fanservice
When will this speedreader meme die? Alt Diego was integral to the story and was the conclusion of several characters's development arcs. Combine that with parallels to SDC, and SBR would not be complete without Diego. There is literally no evidence that it is fanservice and it is bullshit perpetuated exclusively by Dio haters.

Actually he's apparently supposed to be the same build as Jotaro, just dofferent art style.

Do not quote me on that, however. Can't remember where I heard it.

Pucci is the best. Part 6 is basically Jolyne and Pucci's Bizarre Adventures. He does a fuckton throughout the part, and seeing him interact with the Stand users before they fight Jolyne's crew is great.

>the same website that spams the lazy "we wuz kangs" meme is defending the claim that an egyptian man is black
o i am laffin

Jotaro's has fucking Mr. Universe levels of muscles. Just because Gappy doesn't quite fit that criteria doesn't make him not completely chiseled

I know Cred Forums hates to be called racist but the culture here as well as in many other JoJo communities basically demonize blackness. It's why Avdol and Pucci's fanart catalogs are so small compared to similar characters in terms of scope (i.e. how big of a part they had in the series). It's why race-bent characters are reviled here while genderbent characters usually get a pass. Black people just have it bad everywhere.

...

>Cred Forums is different to Cred Forums
no way

The what?

What the fuck was Alt Diego integral to? Johnny already Act 4'd the actual villain and the only reason he lost was because Lucy threw original Diego's head at him

Didn't answer. Where is Egypt?

youtube.com/watch?v=kswtYtTLmZM

It mightve been in one of the Artbooks or Jojoveller
But they are supposed to have The same Build and Jotaro in the new style sort of looks like Gappy.

jk I found one more nearby

Everyone looks like eachother in the new artstyle.

Well if they have the same build, does that mean Gappy is Jotaro's height?

It's been ages since we had a 195cm JoJo

Avdol did absolutely nothing of note throughout the entire part apart from die because of Polnareff, and Part 6 is one of the least popular parts. That's why there's no fanart.

People hate race switching because it's stupid and serves no purpose, while genderbending 9 times out of 10 leads to porn in a series with a lack of straight porn.

>that windows movie maker ZA WARUDO effect
kek

>People on Cred Forums hate Pucci cuz hes black
Nigga have been on more than 2 Jojo threads?

>Where is Egypt?
Not in Sub-Saharan Africa.

see
for Valentine.
It nails in that the race was not important at all in the end since Diego won, which concludes Gyro and Johnny's arcs, it shows Lucy's maturation which may yet come into play in part 8, and it finishes off the parallels between the transformation from Dio to DIO, where Diego is a more human driven version, which Alt Diego's the world less muscular frame also represents.

He's just fit, his build is probably around Josuke's, more than Giorno for sure.

COuldnt find shit for Gappy's height but He might be a bit shorter.

>that filename
We don't know what Joseph looked like in his early 40s. Jotaro is also half-asian, and they don't age until they're 60.

>paints character black
>not black

sure Cred Forums

whatever you say

And Abdul *dafuck is Avbol* is not featured in fanart because he's unpopular, and quite honestly, not-developed. No, 2 deaths and plot advancement in the beginning does not count.

Not because he's black

A lot of characters are undeveloped, especially in the earlier parts

In terms of art, Part 6 is far more popular than JJL and as popular (with some aspects being more so) as SBR. The popularity of JoJo art usually follows a linear path based on how long the part's been around, except for Part 1 which though has a lot of art, is pretty scarce for how long it's been around.

>Diego won

Errr, no? I thought Pocoloco won. And Norisuke 2nd. Did Diego (which was from another dimension) got 3rd? I don't even remember

Well, i'm hyped we are finally getting the very last arc in color. It's gonna be a glorious month for JoJo.

Diego won, then died, so Pocoloco won instead. I think that's what happened, anyway.

Jotaro practiced Hamon until his early 30s, in case of another vampire related incident. That's why he looks young during SO.

>in terms of art

da fuck you talking about?

The first three parts are more popular. End of story. DiU has gotten popular because of obvious reasons. SBR is popular exactly because 5 and 6 were shit and it's a reboot, and even then, it's a cult following, same as JJL.

You might be talking about your tmblr circlejerk or something

He doesn't need hamon when he can stop time.

AU Diego's horse also had a different nose print.

Nice headcanon there, bro.

Even though stands are supper-effective against Hamon. And he never once needed against Dio, who was the strongest vampire. With a stand.

Go on pixiv, the Japanese image sharing site. Look up Jolyne, Anasui, Ermes, or Pucci (in Japanese) and compare it to other characters from later parts.

I never understood how the fuck is an englishman supposed to be called "Dario Brando/Diego Brando".

That problably buggers me more than it should

Is this NTR?

So she got Koichi and NTRd him with his hotter friend?

Shut the fuck up you retarded cuckposter

What if gappy was black?

Compare each of the parts to a person. I'll start:

Part 1: extremely buff guy, likes to study ancient history, everyone is cool with him
Part 2: that smelly faggot manlet that tries to be buff but can't stop downing doritos and mountain dew
Part 3: kinda dull but cultured guy, no one hangs out with him but he's neat
Part 4: super popular, attractive man, everything falls into his lap
Part 5: fashionable woman, not much underneath the surface but good body and personality
Part 6: that weird emo girl with highlights, cute but likes anime and BVB
Part 7: patriotic, buff handsome dude, everybody likes him
Part 8: greasy liberal numale who likes weed, white knight, browses tumblr and reddit daily and posts epic facebook memes, gets tagteamed in the shower by his dad, brother, and dog, huge cuck beta, only his faggot clinton voting friends like him

Pic unrelated btw

>Implying Kenny G wasnt the strongest vampire in continuity right after Count Chocula
>Implying Kenny G hasnt been planning from the shadows to end the Joestar bloodline himself but Was too late because of Pucci

What kind of name is Gyro? Why is an ancient immortal vampire named after electrical currents?

Joestar Sex Drive attracts bitches like it ain't no thing. If you're born with a Star on your back you have pheromones that make bitches wobble at the knees

>Double dups
What do you mean "what if"?

She's probably just talking with them about gift/date ideas for Koichi, since Japanese girls love giving gifts to their boyfriends. If it were NTR, then Okuyasu wouldn't be there at all, since he's ugly and stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=R3j_jTVDnXw

Is this the best Jojo AMV?

His real name was Iulius, gyro was just a nickname

No, pic very related

They were probably just giving her the daily reminder not to fuck with Koichi

Koichi is hiding under the table.

Gyro comes from "giro", which means spin. Latin/italian origins

I guess, but nobody called him Julius. It's still a weird nickname.

Gyro is a nickname. His real name is Julius Caesar Zeppeli

youtube.com/watch?v=YoFrYVJjPyI

This shit is going to be awesome if we get to Part 6

>part 1 is scrawny and weak, but people are afraid to beat him up because of his brother part 2
>part 2 who is amazing at everything
>part 3 is a guy who takes forever to do something
>part 4 is a guy who rushes through everything

>Strohiem AMV
>The Song isn't by Sabaton
youtu.be/dcab4_-ooj8

Why do people say caesar is the brojo of part 2?stroheim did way more for the story and didnt jobbed.

Because Part 2 is a fucking mess.

>Stroheim didnt job
>Yet he didnt win his war

He lost to the cobra unit.

Eoh is shit. why wasnt this his GHA?

God damnit
Germany. couldnt even handle 6 bozos.

Because fujoshits.

That's literally the only reason.

I could write essays on how fucking bad Caesar is as a character, how awful his interactions are, how he doesn't feel real or tangible in any way...

But no, he's a great character because people like watching cute boys noncanonically kiss.

>1 ubermench
>the entire Russian army

Not that unbelievable

>Kakyoin is the BroJo of Part 3
>Practically did less than Avdol

I need screaming Kaks

I'm going to keep reposting "Kakyoin and Jotaro would be Gyro and Johnny-tier if Araki wasn't so bad at writing" in every thread until Araki remakes Part 3.

Gotcha covered famaladingdong
Well i guess if you send an entire russian army against Germany's greatest Cyborg hero he might have a hard time.

In asb it would have been. but Eoh cut out most of the cool shit from gha like purple haze feedback or the road roller.

>Araki remakes Part 3

If only, the universe is not that kind however.

What's the site with the biggest amount of Jojo doujins? If I can't find the source of that pic, might as well try to find the doujin by hand.

Where can I read part 8? I can only find up to chapter 34

bato.to
Make an account, its free.

At first I didn't know what to make of Made in Heaven, but after thinking about it I love the Stand because its design is thematically brilliant.
The upper half holds the reigns of the bottom half, directing itself. With Made in Heaven's power, Pucci is finally taking the reigns and controlling his own destiny.

wait Asb has PHD?

Pastebin

thanks famalam

...

Alright, now that the dust has settled, what went wrong and how do we fix it?

For convenience, let's limit changes to the Battle in Egypt since the first half was relatively pretty good

Made in Heaven and King Crimson are the only two stands in the series that have given me actual chills when I first saw them. KC mostly because it's massively hyped up and its appearance and powers are terrifying, and MiH because of its design and because at that point you know something extremely bad will happen.

The anime? Stop making every fight take up 2-3 episodes

I liked it

>MIH is a guy riding a horse
>SBR is about a horse race

Cut out or shorten half of the fights, give Avdol, Joseph, Kak, and Iggy more fights.

Gotta think of some more.

vid.me/AU9R

D E E P L O R E
E
E
P
L
O
R
E

No, the first half was long as shit.

Here's the changes: get rid of the Tarot Card references for music references and maybe keep Egyptian god stuff, keep only the Polnareff, Devo, Hanged Man and Emperor, Enya, Steely Dan, Death 13, and Judgment fights from first part, have Hol Horse join Crusaders, hint at SAMU STANDO long before it happens, fix up the weird stand bullshit near the beginning, cut runaway girl, get rid of DIO's HP, have Avdol, Joseph, and Kakyoin participate in more fights, and have Jotaro job in one or two battles. Also

is lewdanon here? I have a request

The anime or the part in general?

Anime needed to use its budget better so that they weren't running on fumes by the climax, part as a whole needed way fewer Stand of the Week fights and more characterization for everyone but Jotaro.

Not have Avdol die twice
Give Jotaro and Kakyoin more interraction together, expand more on Kakyoin's inability to make friends to add more tragedy to his death
Give Avdol a character
Give DIO more of a presence
Seriously why the fuck is Iggy even there

>S&W has a giant fucking anchor on its chest
>Gappy was born underground making him a Man of the Land
HOW DEEP DOES THE RABBIT WHOLE GO?

You mean everyone but Polnareff? Jotaro had jack shit in terms of characterization. We have no idea why he turned into a delinquent, despite having a whole flashback dedicated to him turning into a shithead.

...

>Part 6 would have had the best crew if not for Emporio
Discuss.

What's wrong with Emporio? Seriously, what's your problem with him? He's not unlikeable at all.

>Part 6 would have had a Great crew if they interacted more as a whole

>without ermes
FTFY and agreed

yup when fugo do either his gha or is low health he can gain Purple Haze Distortion

like here : youtube.com/watch?v=NhhVJvWwanQ
and his GHA is literraly a representation of what he does in the last fight of PHF :youtu.be/uaUJM9M1HUo?t=17s

If Hermes wasn't out of the picture for so long then the good dynamic would have been better.

Is the framerate better in the actual game and it's the recording's fault or is this how the game will be?
If it's the latter then there's a problem.

And the story mode has a fight between Fugo and Giorno based in PHF too.

That never happened in PHF.

What the fuck is your goddamn problem

So he watches as she NTRs him with JoJo?

>a group of people that barely interact with each other
>being a better crew than the Wacky Rock Family
>being a better crew than Brokeback Mountain 2: Boys Being Boys Edition
no

why are they all saying a variation of "suki da baka"?
and what does it mean, exactly? I love you, idiot?

I'll never find this shit, fuck.

I hope that we get good doujins when Part 5 airs.

they basicly decided to adapt the moment where giorno and fugo speak to each other at the end into "show me what your stand can do , then ill accept your loyalty"

I know, ASB changed the story of PHF. In ASB, Fugo, after doing the mission, fights against Giorno and wins, gaining his respect.

Why are the relationships so inconsistent? There's two straight relationships, but the rest are all gay despite most of them also being in straight relationships in their respective parts.

So we know that, in universe 1, if you get succesfully pierced by the arrow, your siblings and descendants will gain a stand. The meteor/Arrows is the source of stands on earth in general, as shown in prt 5. So anyone born with a stand must have had an arrow pierced relative in their familly.

However, Jolyne is not born with a stand, despite her father having one. Jotaro got a stand through familly relation, not the arrow, so its possible he can't transfer one to her like Dio/Jonathan did to him. Dio is already dead by Jolyne's birth.

So it would seem that, if you succesfully pierce yourself with the arrow, your siblings and decendets will also gain a stand. Anyone born later in your decendant line will also gain one at birth, but only as long as you are alive. Once you die, stands fade out of the lineage unless someone else uses the arrow succesfully.

Does that sound about right?

These are the most popular pairings for each part.

>despite most of them also being in straight relationships in their respective parts
Only really Jonathan and Joseph

Yeah, that's right. I don't know about siblings though, since the lineage was pretty straight-forward when DIO got his Stand

The only questionable JoJo sexualities are Josuke and Giorno

I mean...sure, dude, whatever you say.

Ermes did nothing, fucking nothing, except for killing Sports Max, who had zero relevance to the story and another dude who wants to off himself. She's entirely bland and devoid of character and is usually the first main shitting target for the villain. She has no actual investation in going after Pucci except for him being kind of linked to the death of her sister and that could've been retconned.

She's basically Caesar if Caesar actually won a fight or two but had the same impact on the story.

But they're as non-canon as it gets. I'm looking too far into this, I can tell.

Koichi and Yukako could replace Josuke and Rohan, but I'm not sure if it's exclusively meant to be the Joestars featured in the image.

Josuke and Giorno? What? You picked the straightest JoJo and the asexual JoJo.

Well, technically you can always play the bi card.

actually you dont need to have a relative that was hit with the Arrow to have a stand , for example kakoyin got a stand without any of his parents having one , the Arrow just awaken stand into peoples that have a strong spirit to develop one if they didnt got it from birth

Remember Weather Report got stand AND Joestar birthmark the second Pucci got them.

I suppose it coukd be a twin only thing but I don't think we have any other examples to cross examine this with.

Jotaro has a daughter and was married at a point.
Johnny gets married and has a son after SBR.
Jolyne was in a straight relationship before SO.

Josuke is pretty much straight.
>pic related

Giorno is the only one unconfirmed.

Wait a second... Giorno had to stab himself with the arrow to get Golden Experience Requiem so doesn't that mean that Holly is kill again?

Everything to do with Holly in Part 3 is retarded, try not to think about it too much. Although I'm not actually sure if that'd do anything.

Damo is AU Kenny G

JoJolion anime confirmed

>a straight relationship
>in
>their
>respective
>part

Jotaro didn't have a daughter in SDC
Johnny didn't have a son in SBR
Jolyne wasn't in a relationship during SO

Holy being joseph's mom is probably dead by the end of part 6

Pretty sure the straightest is Jonathan for getting a girl wet in her youth and managing to impregnate her in the short marriage they had. Josuke never really had a love interest, but I'm forgetting if he ever flirted with girls

No, he stabbed Gold Experience with the arrow. Completely different, the super beetle arrow doesn't count for having a Stand otherwise Jolyne would have one, unless because he's a Great, Great Grunkle it doesn't count

Venti Oreo doesn't actually mean anything in the long run

>Jolyne wasn't in a relationship during SO
Wasn't she engaged to Anasui for like 12 seconds?

Nah, he's giving her oral pleasure
Rero rero rero

you are confusing holly with lisa lisa user

Nope, it's just based on a sketch from Part 4

Giorno has Golden Experience before being stabbed with the arrow.

Well Jolyne was with Romeo during SO before she got thrown in the pokey and she was engaged to Anasui for a total of a minute.

they could literally all be bisexual and there's no way to prove any of it

when was this? all I remember is her throwing the ring at an alligator

*disprove
my b

this photo confirms my theory that josefumi is basically always showing them nipples with that getup

>they could literally all be bisexual and there's no way to prove any of it

I know, but i don't wan't to validate fujoshits.

>but I'm forgetting if he ever flirted with girls
Not really, but he had fangirls and was interested in girls.

That's such a silly copout, though. There's only evidence to support them being straight, so it's much safer to assume that.

iirc the stand meteor backstory told in part 5 pretty much confirms that Stands just aren't a thing you can get with no correlation to the arrow.

Ofcourse Araki didn't think up the arrow, much less the meteor by part 3, so I'm chuking that up to natural inconsistencies with inventing new material years later.

It was during the end when Irene was engaged to Annakiss for like 3 pages

>straightest
Straightest is probably Other Josuke. Hair Josuke never really showed any interest either way. Not that I think he or any other Jojo for that matter is intended to be gay, but that one time he misunderstood Jotaro and got flustered for a moment doesn't point to anything.

Post Annasui

>Irene
okay, so not Jolyne

they are the same soul so it should count

you fucking faggots have to make characters gay for your own sick needs
fuck off back to tumblr
DIO isn't agender either

source?

Well, that's technically not true. Some characters just form them through sheer determination like Rohan. The arrow is just easy modo. Getting it through your family also works

Makes me curious as to what Holly's Stand was

>There's only evidence to support them being straight
Jotaro still has the slight chance of being asexual, though. He was never shown actually being attracted to anybody. And before someone replies saying "asexuals don't get married and have kids," he could have been confused and had just gone through the motions for years, before finally realizing it.
Don't tell me this is unrealistic, this literally happened to two different people I know, just with being gay instead of asexual.

Still, he was in a relationship with Romeo, so Jolyne is straight.

The meteor comes from a planet populated by stands that exploded millions of years before the events of the story.

Mikitaka is a survivor from this planet.

DIO is a man because Jonathan Joestar is 200% masculinity incarnate and stealing his body turned Dio into DIO

That's how manly they are

but keicho did hit rohan with the arrow

>bisexuals don't exist

>wah wah you're not allowed to talk about sexuality anywhere but tumblr

>DIO isn't agender either
nobody has ever argued this

it actually makes sense

Jotaro just needed to vent his Joestar Sex Drive into somebody and picked an Italian-American woman since she reminded him of his mother

Was it ever stated Rohan got pierced by the arrow?

That's pretty stupid, and definitely unrealistic. I'm pretty sure he wanted to fuck Jolyne's mother, but accidentally got her pregnant and married her for that reason.

Giorno is more asexual than Jotaro, and that's basically just to draw parallels to DIO.

>>bisexuals don't exist
But there's no proof for the characters being that way. Just because they could be bi doesn't mean they are.

how is Dio gay when he fucked and drank blood of thousands of women, even having multiple sons?

But part 6 did make him gayer and something something about heaven that he never once mentioned.

i always wondered since i finished part 6 if mikataka story about finding a planet for his peoples was true , but when i saw how the lawyer of jolyne had the same elf like ears as mikatak i think he did call his peoples to come live on earth

>and definitely unrealistic
I just gave you an example as to why it's not

I suspect that Stone Ocean's universe reset wasn't the first one.

inb4 le hack forgot meme

This.

You faggots just turn anything gay.

Don't try do deny it.

Pucci is gay though. Reppressed cus he was a priest? Maybe but still gay at heart

>what is bisexuality
he just wants to fuck anything that walks
he probably would have fucked iggy given the opportunity

How did he forgot about Santanaa?
Hes only propouse was to show the power gap between the pillar men and vampires
Shizuka I can midly understand, but I never though that baby was gonna ever be relevant after that arc with Joseph and Josuke

>What do you mean we can't discuss which of my favorite characters suck dick or eat ass in a manga about summoning ghosts to punch each other

Anyone else wanna fuck Johnny? I mean, he MUST be gay. He rode with a male partner.

>Mikikata came to see how the meteor progressed on Earth
>He thought earth was barren of Life but was surprised at what he saw
>After the events of Part 4, Mikikata was nowhere to be seen for quite the while
>Some even say they saw mysterious green lights coming from Morioh Farms late at night

>Everything that Cream and The Hand erases is sent to RPS Kid's cheek hole
>Avdol is stuck in there

All I care for is knowing if Giorno is top or bottom

Dio was always gay. It's just that the Joestar Sex Drive needs women to quench its thirst. Dio's head constantly said no, but Jonathan's dick said yes. The results were Giorno and those things in Part 6

Canonical things about the Joestar Sex Drive:
>Erina got knocked up in a couple months of marriage
>Joseph knocked up a woman in his 60s
>DIO, a guy who hardly cares for women, had several children
>Jotaro had a kid at all
That is potent shit

Now this guy here, he's actually straight

>OVA DIO fucks the half of Iggy that's left
>DIO from another universe gets cut in half to compensate

he say it himself to koichi and hazamada

Anecdotal evidence that's not even that close to your original point? Gay people aren't the same as asexuals.

Why the hell there are so many doujins mostly about Dio x someone, or Jotaro x Kakyoin?

I was trying to find any part 5 doujins, but apparently there aren't many.

>Dio's head constantly said no, but Jonathan's dick said yes.

What does this mean for Jolyne?

>So it would seem that, if you succesfully pierce yourself with the arrow, your siblings and decendets will also gain a stand. Anyone born later in your decendant line will also gain one at birth, but only as long as you are alive. Once you die, stands fade out of the lineage unless someone else uses the arrow succesfully.
Giorno was born before DIO got the arrow, I think. It's more likely that the stands don't get passed down and everyone from the Joestars who has a stand got it from DIO stabbing himself with the arrow

How did the Joestar Sex Drive became part of the accepted fanon?

She can't stop masturbating thinking of herself.

Alrighty, I still need to remember where Tonio got his

I'd say top, but he'd be pretty passionate instead of just running a train on the girl like DIO.

>the baby she was carrying on the boat
what
was she pregnant?

That was natural, wasn't it?

tonio never mention the arrow , he even mention that he had his stand before he got to morioh

Natural

Yeah.

Willpower.

His desire to surpass himself as a chef allowed him to develop a stand.

Isnt he really loosely associated with the passione gang? His cousin or something is in it? Maybe he got it the same way the other stand users in italy

Power Bottom

I'm banking that he knocked up Trish too, but the two are just friends and not actually lovers

Then explain why one of Tonio's eyes are darkened.

Well, yeah. Jonathan didn't impregnate her from beyond the grave.

passion, mostly
he just wanted to cook real fucking good food

didn't he say something about traveling the world? he could have pricked his finger on a shard of the arrow while in some country, kind of like Jolyne

Be honest, /jojo/, if you actually got a decently strong stand or better with a pretty cool ability like Weather Report or Red Hot Chili Peppers, what would be the first things you would do with it?

I'd probably go out and intimidate and rob people at first, then do some more serious shit like assassinations.

Trish uses her stand on Giorno's dick, softening to absolute zero.

She's the real boss of Passione.

>"i came to morioh because its a beautifull town and not because i wanna save my girlfriend life"

It's implied that Trish and Mista have a thing, so if anything he's the one that got to knock up Trish.

its the recording. as you can see in the video the fps counter shows about 300fps.

I like to imagine that he pushes back
Just like his father.

In Purple Haze Feedback, his brother Volpe was in Passione's drug department.
It's implied the awakening of his Stand awokened Tonio's.

I'd probably use it to jack off

Handjobs.

Either live my life exactly the same, with just using my stand to help with daily shit. Only really fight if some crime happens right next to me or some other fucking stand user tries some shit.

anally fist myself easily

>They have quadruplets

I don't remember that. Jolyne meets Emporio and then claims she KNOWS she's somehow met him before?

Jotaro x Kakyoin is a meme due to the whole CLAMP/egg laying garbage

Dio x someone is plausible so long as Dio's in control

In PHF his brother is the main villain and the kingpin of diavolo's drug trade

I'd go out and 'save' hot women and famous people from accidents that I set up myself to get them to like me, probably. I'd love something like The World.

Make Scientist Cry.

>implying Mista didn't tap them both

Become a true scumbag and dubiously acquire funds from the pockets of the wealthy/reasonably well off.

Post some the coolest stand designs, Cred Forums
Pic related

forgot the clip vid.me/c1HK

Join my country's army and become a basically unstoppable soldier, become a huge war hero

>Also why is he so buff
According to Araki himself, he was supposed to be similar in physique with Jotaro

>One is blonde

If Mista was interested in men, he'd bang Abbacchio or Bruno, Giorno is not even close, but at least he's not rat-faced like Narancia.

that remind me..in that dtory when rohan and tonio both go at night search for those shellfish they see a sign saying "propriety of the higashikata family" why didnt they said to themselves : "oh wait thats josuke family , maybe we should ask him for one , im sure he would be ok with it" seriously why did araki put this sign if its to do nothing with it ?

>Mista taps the Rome confrontation survivors except for Polnareff because it means he's also tapping Coco Jumbo
>not because he doesn't want to fuck a turtle, but because it means he's fucking four people

I'm more likely to believe Purple Haze is the owner and Fugo is the Stand because his outfit is so fucking terrible that it might as well look like a Stand

are you the 13 year old ukrainan?

Simple yet good looking.

Be the greatest terrorist in the world.

no. im the nutshack poster.

Why does Part 8 have so many best girls? How did Araki get it so right?

Also Hato is bestest girl.

If I awaken my stand, wouldn all my siblings too awaken stands?
even if the stand kills them
then if some of them have children they too, will have stands
maybe thats why all the higashikatas have stands in part 8

>mista, giorno, trish, and fugo all have a foursome
>Mista commits group suicide at the end
>diavolo gets released from the death loops and all is fixed
Fund it

Plenty of not-developed characters get fanart though.

The eyes look kinda cat-like.

How do you think S&W looked before the equivalent exchange?

Good taste

Gonna go with BADDO KANPANI

...

Yes. That page is from Jongalli fight during the cumsleep. Jolyne explains Jotaro why she feels that she can trust Emporio.

I think Josefumi's S&W looked almost exactly the same

Worse company.

redhead and cute
what more do you want?

Green, Green Grass Of Home is a pretty underrated stand. I really like its design and ability.

Likewise

So the anime is doing more episodes this season? I'm probably retarded but I can't find any kind of episode schedule online. Are they just going to do all 39 episodes as one season?

Seriously, Part V had some of the most coolest-looking stands in the series.

>JoO
What did her belt mean by this?

I forgot it was shown before. What a shame, i thought the stands also got fused in appearance.

Even Araki himself confirmed that. It's sad that nips almost never bother themselves with drawing male nipples.

Isn't it because they kept dreaming over and over again, so they'd all met eachother many times before? It's the same reason why Jolyne knew about Star Platinum despite Jotaro never telling her about it beforehand.

Duh. afterwards part 4 is over bar the Thus Spoke Rohan sidestories.

its a heart.

Nah, just their powers.

It's JoOJ

JJ
OO
!

Nah, in the manga pages themselves he's clearly wearing a shirt. You can tell by the creasing and the sleeves.

Also remember Emporio told Jolyne beforehand not to meet Jotaro or something terrible would happen.

I see, since part 3 was split into 2 seasons with 24 each I assumed part 4 would do something similar.

Anybody got that panel on hand of Jolyne explaining the different ways to flip people off?

DiU will be 39 episodes + OVA(s)

Nah, part 3's pace was a bit of a problem so they fixed it a bit in Part 4

You're just a fucking idiot

...

I knew I was being retarded so thanks for explaining it. Three more months of new episodes is a great surprise. It means we'll get to best part sooner.

The man Angelo possessed had nipples. I think that's the only male character that has them.

that just looks like a skin colored shirt. The coloring on it looks way to monochrome to be skin what with how they do the head and neck

I hope they do the one shot with Tonio at least

best girl in part 4

>OVA(s)
Just one. It's already confirmed to be Millionaire Village.

So, Milagro Man is the name of the stand or the user?

Stand.

Do you have some more Stand edits?

Why does Part 4 have such cute girls?

Ken is cute! CUTE!

No u

But hes also a failure

Imagine you had a kid and he went around dressed like that.

I want to stick my dick deep into his cheek hole

...

...

I'm pretty sure that's how Arakis kids look like

...

its shit

>such cute MILFs

Does Araki have kids?

Doesn't he have like 2 or 3 daughters?

Why does everybody in this series have really stressed clavicles? Its really distracting

I just looked up King Crimson's localized name

Does it get any worse than this?

He created Jolyne as a gift for his daughter

Didn't knew, thanks.

Is this bait? Emperor Crimson is seriously one of the better ones.
>Animal Store
>Face Off
>Boy Man Man
>Zipper Man
>Lil Bomber
>Arts'n'Crafts
>Fisher Man
>Smack
>FLACCID PANCAKE

At least its a fitting name. Diavolo wants to be the emperor.

But fucking Flaccid Pancake, D4C's localization, Zipper Man all make me want to kill myself.

Yeah check Pucci's stand names
>Pale Snake
>Full Moon
>Maiden Heaven, this one sound ok

>Arts'n'Crafts
what?

Dio is a faggot, but a masc kind of (bi)faggot who can fuck any pussy and boipussy only for his charisma.

the only bisexual characters in jojo are dio, rohan and josuke (jojolion).

I wish it was at least Maiden's Heaven. It sounds the same phonetically, of course, but it still sounds awkward.

Kraftwerk, IIRC

>He created Jolyne as a gift for his daughter
>The first thing we see Jolyne do is being caught up jerking off
>What did he mean by this?

Kraftwerk

>Boy II Man
>write Man II times

Genius

I also kinda hate Golden Wind and Stone Ocean (the localized names, not the parts). Would Stone Fury be better?

FUCK really?

>rohan and josuke (jojolion).
None of this shit makes any sense any more

read the manga and it makes perfect sense dumbass

Is Smack Kiss?

not him, but how is gappy bi?
yup

Yeah.

So you're basically admitting you're bullshitting? Rohan shows zero interest in both women and men, and Josuke is canonically in a straight relationship and has also not shown interest in other men.

>Rohan bisexual
>Gappy is Bi
Nigga explain your reasoning, i wanna see this.

i can maybe see where he's coming from if he's one of those people who ships rohan with koichi and reimi but how in the fuck is gappy bi?

Gappy is literally the product of one man enveloping another through the power of gay love.

But he also likes Yasuho. So bi.

How many weeks until Stray Catto?

(You)

whats D4C? Kindly deeds done for free?

>willing to sacrifice your life for the one person who never abandoned you
>gay

like 4 weeks

Hopefully infinite, Shinobu x Kira shipshitters should be holocausted

FILTHY

Outta here.

That sounds mighty gay when you put it that way user I'm not even putting words in your mouth, but joshuu put his dick in kira's

Fuck off fujo

Eat shit, Kosaku.

ACTS

>Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

AT A

I'm no fujoshit. YOU fuck off.

thinken of food

SCHIZOID

So, was SBR!Kira a serial killer, or was he just a weird asshole who liked bondage?

20TH

Unsanitary actions performed at a discounted cost

CHOCOLATE

OVER

He was a Ship's doctor who had a high Philosophy of how people should live. Man of the Land or Man of the Sea.(He still liked hands though)

DI

He only liked josefumi's 5 incher, nothing else user

Lol buddy nice retort, have your (You) you fucking homo

Abhorrent Acts At An Acceptable Value

have you forgotten the photo album Yasuho found in his apartment

...

Surfer-guy admitted putting them in Kira's apartment himself in order to frame him as I remember.

...

>ywn have Lucy sit on you

I didn't, but you know? Nothing that happens in the first five or so chapters of any jojo part is actually relevant to the rest of the part, so it doesn't matter

Giorno's reflection ability disappears, SP getting random stuff for Josuke disappears, all the bad art from early DiU disappears, etc

Anons please I can only get so hard

...

>SP getting random stuff for josuke
nice fumble
This is a hightier shitpost

>scarlett having blonde hair
DELET THIS

I was about to post that too
thanks doc

Who's your favorite jobber villian?

i fucking love you, OP.

Dio

...

1/13

2/13

>ywn have a cute Abbacchio waifu

Why even live?

3/13

>mangafox

Just stop already.

4/13

No

5/13

6/13

7/13

>Mundane objects
>Like words

If we ever reach part 7 animated I really hope this is animated, always found this pretty neat

8/13

9/13

10/13

11/13

>Playing Cards
Kaato foreshadowing

12/13

>there can be only one stand per one user

i can think of a few contradiction

13/13

>stand moves by user's command
Dragon's Dream, Anubis

>stands can only be affected by other stands
This has been kept true

>when stands are injured...user hurt in same spot
Any remote stand

>user dies, stand dies
Notorious BIG, Cheap Trick, Superfly

>stand dies, user dies
Jotaro and SP

Pottery....

>range and power
Literally any remote stand

>smart and stupid ways
When is a stand ever used stupidly

>stands are inherited
Why didn't jolyne get a stand

>one stand to a user
Haha

>stand has ability to evolve
Literally happened just once, why is this a rule

>When is a stand ever used stupidly

>Echoes goes to its max range to find Kira
>it's so far away that it can't defend Koichi from SHA

As we all know, Koichi evolves into Echoes Act 1, which then evolves into Act 2, and so on.

...

>happened just once
Read SBR

>stand has ability to evolve
>Literally happened just once, why is this a rule
>What's Echoes, Silver Chariot, Star Platinum The World, Gold Experience,Tusk,White Snake, Soft & Wet (to a certaing degree since it has mish mash of KQs bomb bubbles),OG Killer Queen,D4C Love Train

Because DIO was mostly Jonathan and Pucci assimilated DIO/Jonathan's DNA. The only thing I dislike about the Green Baby was that we never learn how DIO learned about it. Even just a single page in one of the flashbacks saying something like 'he had a vision when struck by the Arrow' or something would suffice.

I feel like the DIO's bone part of the whole ordeal could've been completely ignored in favor of Pucci just upgrading White Snake with whatever the fuck else he could find

I meant to say before that point, I doubt Araki was thinking of Tusk's multiple acts at the beginning of SBR

I've always wondered this. Why did Koichi need Echoes to defend himself? Couldn't he just dive over to where Jotaro was and SP would beat the shit out of it again?

that wasn't at the beginning of sbr

>Couldn't he just dive over to where Jotaro was and SP would beat the shit out of it again?
what

>your face when this is the part 5 ending song

youtube.com/watch?v=9W3A34TTxFU

That jotaro is fucking rad

...

Silver chariot, OG KQ, and GE didn't evolve, they just got the power boost of the arrow. White Snake got the power of the green baby, new KQ got s&w's power, and valentine got jesus power. Star Platinum didn't evolve, jotaro just didn't know it could timestop

Echoes and tusk are the only ones to follow this, and tusk is introduced later

I'm pretty sure it's mentioned multiple times that the rules of Stands are more just guidelines and plenty of Stands are exempt from the rules.

Why is King Crimson so upset?
All of the other Main villain Stands have normal expressions but King Crimson is mad all the time

>i'm such an autist i can't comprehend occasional exceptions to established rules in order to make an interesting fight

you killed this industry

I'd be upset too if my owner was Diavolo

He said this after many of these fights were written abd said they MUST follow those guidelines.

>you killed this industry
I'm glad I did

Yes it was

...

But what if your owner was Doppio?

>is literally fucking told not to attack at that time and why
>"muh grandpa muh heritage muh honor"
>goes in anyway
>dies like a bitch
>"CAESAR NOOOOOOOOOOO"

hey, that's pretty good

Whitesnake is pretty annoyed most of the time. And Speed King doesn't look particularly happy either.

FUCKING CRAZY

William does not deserves having such a loser represent his family

bato.to/reader#60c07d4631201cd9
>chapter 42.5
>tusk act 2 introduced in chapter 43
>lol araki wasn't planning on giving tusk multiple acts xD
try again retard

Now we are talking

...

She probably fucked Josuke after that

>the horse is where a penis would normally be
>Pucci is gay

That's a pretty good one, but it's no White Zombie

youtube.com/watch?v=0AEPokQn5Ys

>finally caught up to Jojolion
>Have to wait for a new chapter
I've made a grave error

>Fucks a teenager in high school
>Gets pregnant from the Joestar Sex Drive
>Josuke has to marry her
>Josuke pulls his father and ends up knocking up some other Morioh resident afterward

Nigga that just measn Pucci is hung like a horse, but ferociously quick.

>how do i work
>please diavolo let's go home nobody cares who you are
>this turtle is scaring me
>my tiny second face keeps yelling at me
>i bet these loser gangster wannabes don't even know about the arrow
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was at home skipping time

>batoto

I've been reading since early Part 3.

It never gets any easier.

wtf

...

>not Gangstar wannabes
So close to a 10/10 post

I'm calling you a faggot, user

No need to be confused, that's basically what I've been saying for the past 10 posts now

One of my favorite, with Black Sabbath in a close second.

new thread

Trips and a solid Stand, good stuff.

If they move Quiet Life part 2 to the beginning of Highway Star, could they fit all of I Am an Alien + the first scene of Highway Star with Mikitaka's mom into one episode? Having a split between the end of Alien and the Mom scene seems like it would be awkward for airing

Kira's New Life Part 2 is literally half about Mikitaka. It won't get moved. They'll probably just do the last two chapters of Alien at the beginning of Highway Star.

Bruh get better arguments than "meme text batato haha"

Aside from the one scene of Mikitaka getting pierced, it's entirely about Shinobu and Kira.

...

What are Nubians nigga