Kantai Collection/KanColle

Pictured: an American destroyer and her Japanese companion.

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gay

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Skipping a Separator page.

Erabe

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Bismarck is max levels of cozy.

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My wife is cozy as well.

German girls are quite cozy in general.

go back

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And that is all. Please feel free to resume your regular scheduled shitposting.
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Thanks for your effort, yurishitter.

why not both?

That they are.

Sorry, got distracted. I guess I'll dump this here now

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No, stop while you're ahead and take the hint from no one else posting in your thread.

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You can tell it's not the real Kaga poster because he's dumping a yuri doujin and he denies yuri. So just report and hide.

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>Hatsuwind forgotten again
Suffering.

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that dog and beaver are monsters! no living creature would want to live in a tight space.
thanks for the typeset/translations user.

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Destroyer Kaga a cute

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Cute Kaga-san but yuri a shit

Smart boat.

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Thank you for posting Nui Nui.

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>Barthday

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Nui Nui a lewd

NuiNui a cute, my favourite daughteru

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Stylish Boat

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Dr. Boat

It just doesn't end does it?

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It's over 70 pages, it's why I'm reporting but I guess janitors and mods leave generals alone now.
He's just doing it to be annoying, this isn't the Kaga poster or anyone, just some random scrub thinking he's funny. Report his ass.

Does she does prostate exams?

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done

sniper boat

Gatling ship.

Kadokawa has asked for you for to commission an official manga.

What would it be about?

Something like the Macho TTK or Birdo TTK, with some of self-insert things with the ships, Japan likes the self-insert.

German girls are sexy

Anime adapted following Buki.

Especially in an orgy.
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MEAT

Something lewd.

Suzuya's enjou kosai adventures.

Nowacchi is really pretty.

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Halloween sprites when?

U-chan that turns into a magical girl RO-chan

Why do people even bother with translating trash like this, is it because they think they're pissing someone off by wasting the image limit to dump it in one thread?

Aoba should dress like a devil.

I want to rape Ru chan.

Tertiary here. Is loli kashima a thing or was someone just using their artistic license to have some fun?

That Kuroshio.

Best ship.

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You wake Bismarck from her nap to which is she displeased, what do?

Kuroshio is underrated

Rude.

Fuck her in the ass.

What happened to these two?

Why is this allowed?

Thanks, Bill.

Ask her if she has seen Prinz.

Forgotten Kagapic

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I am holding her up right now.

Are you getting pegged by her?

she's in my bed and doing lewd things to her.

Yes, it's such a good feeling when she yells that she loves me the most as she fucks my tight little boypussy.

More like she's in MY bed doing lewd things to me.

That's gross.

Go away gay

>not loving your waifu enough to let her peg you

Fuck off.

I wanna make love to her. I bet she has a delicious butt inside those tight pants.

>gross
How so? You realize homophobia was just created by society and Christians to deal with insecurity. Homosexuality happens all the time in nature, gay, straight, bi, all labels.
Besides, not our fault men's g-spot is up our ass but it creates the greatest orgasms

Kashima is so fucking cute.

Kashima is fucking adorable.

>there will never be Kumo with you at depressing Autumn

>hand holding

DELET THIS

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My cute 17 year old wife.

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Cute and fun times with Wartits.

>leaning in the same direction
Oh man thats cute

RUde

Haha, it's funny because it's just like the New Game! Aoba!

Witnessed, your thighness.

Heil Britannia.

Warspite is a cutie. Too bad she took Iowa's thunder.

I dont really mind. Her design is a bit more appealing to me. She looks really soft and inviting.

Cute Kaga is Kagacute!

What are you going to do to my daughteru?

I've yet to see a doujin (non-sexual) where Warspite yells at konjou for betraying the British Empire.

I've yet to see a doujin (non-sexual) where Warspite yells at Kongou for betraying the British Empire.

Well Kongou never betrayed anything. The brits built her but they were paid by the Japs from the get go.

Did she turn 17 again today?

>that gap
wew

This is her first time turning 17. Stop slandering.

Were BBs once DDs?

>destroyer

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Yeah, but remember that all the ships have been anthropomorphized as cute girls.

Even Kongou's introduction portrays her as a returnee who was raised in Britain. Compare and contrast Kongou (the fleetgirl) with Yamamoto Isoroku who wanted to avoid war with America because he studied at Harvard.

M-My dick.

Make her piss herself and it'll be perfect.

Хибике красивая

I would lick her leg all over.

Пошлый

Bucky is for fucking into submission and then going out with her much hotter friend Poi.

This is wrong and you know it.

Yeah, that's wrong. You should be going out with Mutsuki.

My waifu survived the war, why didn't yours?

Well she did until she, Nagato and Sakawa were nuked at Operation Crossroads.

I want to be sandwiched between Takao and Atago

I envy the horse

Of course, the horse probably already broke her hymen.

You went too far, Kaga is precious

Sorry but i'm gonna need a source on that one

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unryuu is cute

until she became an abyssal

An edgy pudding is still a cute pudding.

My waifu's Warspite.
Not ever ship gets to be Warspite.

Ahahahahaha what the fuck

That's some pretty shitty art.

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Apple paizuri from Iowa.

Is it weird to have a DD waifu but have DD daughterus as well?

Mai waifu survived two wars.

Not really.

Some DDs like The Duckies, the Shiratsuyus and the 2nd half of the Kagerous all look rather mature and appear older than the other DDs

Yuugumo too

Yes.

Yuugumo does sure but her class generally doesnt look all that old or mature. She and Naganami are the exceptions. Similar to Kisaragi being the exception in the Mutsuki class.

Cyborg granny.

As expected of best girl.

This Mutsuki is too slutty.

She's really not.

Shouldn't she,like,have grey hair or something?

Tell that to grandma Kongou.

She stays young by bathing in the blood of her enemies.

They should just fuck already.

Arashi and Hagi do make great lesbians.

By "they," you mean me and Hagikaze?

The artist and his self insert. There's no (You) in the equation.

Would you be able to give her the one thing she desires the most for her birthday?

No, I should be the only one allowed to fuck Hagi.

A baby?

Based mtu.

He should stick to drawing lewd destroyers for the rest of his life.

All dem pasta carbs.

Akizuki really thought she had a chance at getting her admiral to finally fall in love with her and to understand how she really feels by making her big confession on her date with him at the festival.

twitter.com/okirakuniku/status/780052889712537600

There is something wrong with that old lady.

But that never happened and she missed her chance and yet again her feelings were not returned and even worse her admiral has started to become more interested in her sisters rather than her more than ever before.

>ship age reflecting Shipgirl age

When will this meme die?

Sadly her TTK was distracted by one of her sister's colossal tits and the other sister's lewd yet arousing bodysuit-under-yukata combo

Poor Akizuki

Meme death of the universe when?

He's already made two doujins with Hagikaze.

Hopefully never.

If I was that TTK I'd steal one of Hatsu's bodysuits and force Teru to wear it.

The combination of Teru's thick legs, hips, ass and tits in a skintight body suit would just be too erotic.

Shouldn't have brought her sisters with her then!

>Teru in Hatsu's bodysuits
That sounds hot. I'd very much like to see that as well.

That reminds me I completely missed that Lawson campaign.

I had no idea what it was about or how to participate anyway.

But she never had a choice.

Teru is unfairly everything

Smiles worth protecting.

I want to impregnate Aki.

I love Hatsu's wink.

These three are so very precious

>giving their pregnant sister larger portions
This is why they're simply the best.

Why does Akizuki have the worse luck?

Where are these ducks taking you?

That's cute. I hope my wife's sisters will take care of her after I impregnate her.

In a more secluded area to rape you.

Suzuduki when?

Cant rape the willing

It's not rape if I wanted it.

Hopefully in the next event along with Big E, that will make the event all the more worth it.

>Big E

Keep dreaming

I don't mind seeing Iowa being a grandma vet who's working as a volunteer while complaining about Commiefornia day in and day out.

She wouldn't be the grandma though, in face she's younger than most of the other girls.

>younger
The dead is forever young. The living keep living.

But she's been afloat way longer than the rest. The oldest, Kongou, was 32 years old when she sank.

>Akizuki: 10 (59 max)
>Akizuki Kai: 12 (69 max)
>Teruzuki: 9 (49 max)
>Teruzuki Kai: 11 (59 max)
>Hatsuzuki: 7 (47 max)
>Hatsuzuki Kai: 8 (52 max)

Her sisters have worse luck.

Warspite's slow scrapping all in all stretched her life out to 41 years. Tan Yang was scrapped in 1970, bringing her age to 31.
USS Texas would be the only WW1 warrior to outlast everyone else.

That would be the smart thing to do, but watch they drop Lexington instead because the devs are retarded.

Why not the Hornet? The Nips wouldn't just go "who?" over that ship.

And he should make more.

It's obviously gonna be Saratoga because Nimu mentioned her in one of her hourly lines.

post fat boats

So where's the marriage art for Umikaze, Nimu, Minazuki and Warspite?

Referencing someone from an hourly doesn't guarantee things.

Why her out of the three?

This duck keeps getting fatter and fatter

Just like how the first BB was South Dakota because Kirishima mentioned her in her hourlies.

She thought she saw Sara, but it wasn't.

Just because you get a shout-out doesn't mean that you make it into KanColle. One example is Shinano.

B-b-but muh Libeccio and Warspite!

Also, there's the fact that Saratoga was sunk in Operation Crossroads along with Nagato, Sakawa, and Prinz Eugen.

Hornet's the ship that the Doolittle raiders took off from, she took part in Midway as well, and Hornet fell to the Cranes at Santa Cruz, so there's a real history between her and the IJN.

Teru is prime breeding material.

That's nice and all, but honestly, they'd be stupid to pick Hornet over Enterprise, hell they'd be stupid to pick her over Yorktown even.

Another would be Suzutsuki. Mentions her and yet we got Teruzuki and then Hatsuzuki. Maybe they will put her in later but it shows mentions in hourly lines is the be all, end all.

is not*

They picked Roma out of all the RM ships. I think kANcOLLE will come up with some weird choice such as USS Ranger for that matter.

Speaking of which, I'd like to see Giulio Cesare added so that we can have Calabria joke.
Hood getting added so we can have Denmark Strait joke would be nice too.

I think Suzuduki is guranteed at some point soon though. Then we have a nice round number of 4 ducks.

As someone said, she thought it was Saratoga but it wasn't. It was either Lexington or someone else entirely.

Hopefully we get them all, the point is, she wasn't implemented right away and instead we got her other sisters first.

Hatsuzuki was name dropped but Teruzuki wasn't and yet she came first before even Hatsuzuki.

Not him, but correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that class BB the best the Italians had or at least one of their best?

And both her and Littorio/Italia were gonna need a comrade and who better than with each other as they have history together right?

Cute and lewd. I love it~

Best thighs.

Cutest blush too.

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Sex with Bono!

>Hatsu-ducky still wears body suit under yakuta
How much can one dick take?!?

Duckies are definitely the best looking DDs.

I don't have enough of her acting slav. I want to see her play CS: GO and spam rush b.

She wants you to tear it off her.

What's she doing?

Have you not seen this image until now?

Going commando.

I WANT TO A OOI!

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She looks like Hatsune Miku.

>And both her and Littorio/Italia were gonna need a comrade and who better than with each other as they have history together right?

As far as I know, no. They may have been sister ships but they never sortied together, just like Bismarck and Tirpitz.

What are you going to do with this Dechi?

Would you shop at Bep's store?

Gag her and look for Ro.

>boats

Bono will never do a favor like this for you again.

Something about her design and her particular brand of rude tsun makes her absolutely adorable to me

Feed her some goya.

As long as I can take her with me.

Is it because she is completely flat?

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Look at these sweaters

She's too rude for me. I would rape the assholeness out of her.

>Cowgirl ship when?

Why would she be a cowgirl when she was built in Virginia?

I've seen many non Texans become wannabe cowboys. It's a trend in Texas, especially the cities.

She may have been built in Virginia but she's lived in Texas for the past 70 years.

I wanna suck Mogami's dick for a living.

Possibly. The sharp eyes, plub coloured hair and feisty personality are also a big plus.

town class cruisers when
>there will never be HMS Edinbara with a kilt and bagpipes
>there will never be HMS Sausanputon with tea and crumpets
>there will never be HMS Berfasteru with a bowler hat and sash
>mfw wales isn't important enough for a town class cruiser
why even live

Don't be silly, user. Mogami is a girl, girls don't have dicks.

I want to suck Shiggy's.

spooky cute

Shiranui is fuckable as hell.

>HMS Berfasteru with a bowler hat and sash
>Belfast
>Irish

Fuck off Padraig.

You may only choose one.

user, admiral isn't a real job!

What are you on about?

Go back to my bed, Shigure.

Bono overload!

To do what?

Pomf

Ikazuchi > Hibiki > Acatski > Inazuma

Akatsuki's virginity.

They're a package deal. No splitting

>Akatsuki
>virgin
Pick one

She's the purest you faggot

>Akatsuki
>pure
She isn't.

This is hot.

Much tsun.

She is

Already exists.

This user knows how it works.

>Warspite caring about Bismarck
She has been around too long to let a young upstart get on her nerves. Especially one that loves the Swordfish T

I want them all to spit in my mouth at the same time~

Old people don't have patience.

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>memeship presenting memetank
Like pottery.

Warspite just needed to get it out her system, they seem good now.

Creep

It's pure love, user. You don't understand.

But what if they all came to me?

Don't lecture me on love

So, they are adding British ships now?
Any info about the next girl?

Wait until November.

It's a carrier so it's an American.

No, it's Lexington based on that line. She thought it was Saratoga, but it was a sister ship.

Well, everybody thought we'd get another burger boat after Iowa. Perhaps the next Allied shipgirl will be French.

It'll be Bearn and you'll like it.

Could be a RN Carrier. The game could do with a couple more Armoured Carriers in the Illustrious class.

>They start giving hints about the next ship
>They say it's a foreign carrier
>Then they say it's an American carrier
>Then they start showing teaser pictures with the letter 'E' in them
>Then comes the reveal
>It's actually Essex_____

It'll never happen. We can't have anybody outshining Kaga.

Kaga is old and busted.

Most likely. Germany and Italy only had 1 each, Japan isn't foreign, and Houshou puts Bearn to shame for plane capacity.
Big E, Essex, either one or neither are good with me.
Who are the Shoukaku sister K2s?
They carry more planes than her in normal K2 form and can convert into CVBs. After all, the Shokaku class were the largest CVs to see action in WW2 shy of the Lexington class (Shinano doesn't count case she didn't get to see any action before she was destroyed).

That would be funny, and while I would be disappointed, as long as she's cute and useful then I will be eventually get over it.

>CVB

Hey that's how the HUD designates them.
And I know they carry less than Kaga in B form.

>HUD
Not in Japanese media.

I do that as well.

>that's how the HUD designates them
No it's not, retard, that's how wikiashit designates them.

Man you suck.
No wonder people live to make your waifu miserable.
Gotta not nitpick the details so much.
Actually, keep doing it. I'll live longer.

>They carry more planes than her in normal K2 form

No they don't.

Newfag here. How do I go about posting stuff I've TS'ed?
I know that two of them were already TS'ed and up on exhentai but the other two didn't have a TS.
So I did it myself, albeit in mspaint and without high-quality TS'ing skills.

Here's an example.
It's from BomberGrape's series of KanColle doujins

Posting where?

When

You just had to buy whatever promotional tie-in was associated with a specific good. Candies for CL air fresheners, some sketchy Chinese herbal energy drinks for the Kawakaze tapestry, and cup ramen for the Ducky clear files. Although you could submit your receipt for a chance at a tote bag.

The real problem was tracking down the goods - I went looking on the last day and could only find a single store with Ducky clear files (and only the turrets left at that).

Hopefully, here on Cred Forums but do I open up a specific thread or what?

Literally pointless lesbian Sendai garbage.

Dat Yasen baka cleavage tho.

Hi

You just post it.

I wouldn't in this thread since it's about to hit image limit

>They carry more planes than her in normal K2 form
I wasn't aware that 93 and 76 were a higher numbers than 98.

>CVB

>Hey that's how the HUD designates them.

Jesus Christ why are wikiashitters so retarded?

>next ship will be USS Gerald Ford

>albeit in mspaint
It's going to be trash, redo it on photoshop and upload it to sadpanda.

Exactly. My point about the devs keeping Kaga on top stands.

Alrighty then, I'll try posting it some other time.
It's pretty late at night.

I can't run PS on this shitty PC. Even if I could, I wouldn't have the know-how to do proper type-settings.
I've seen a guide about how to do it though.
But so far, I'm doing good with mspaint.

>Thinking the devs will implement modern-day ships.

Sendai is top tier so anything with her is more than acceptable

Kiso is cute!

Under appreciated ship.

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Hello, long Hoppou.

When do you think that people will stop with the shipgirls are hetero joke?
Shipgirls are meant for pure.
Stop being disgusting and lewding them.

Softest BB

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Kiso is lewd.

Most of those nendos will be mine.
Would have gotten that Bismarck scale if they used her drei form.

The cutest.

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Her marriage secretary line still makes me hnng, her being irritated is just so damn cute.

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Des Div 16 is the best

TS posting tomorrow

she has the lowest R-18 percentage, literally the purest

A date with Haruna!

retard

thank you Haru-haru

Those tits are begging to be impregnated.

>she has the lowest R-18 percentage
among the 20 most popular ships. There are probably purer ships simply by dint of their obscurity.

Still waiting on USS Pueblo shipgirl.

Is it finally OK to lewd Kuma and Tama?

Yes.

What a glorious age we live in!

Thank mtu for making it all possible.

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I would breed that cat

All I want is for someone to dress Tama up as Neptune

Why don't you ask in the drawfag threads?

When was it not OK to lewd the bear?

Thank you so very much. The artist is super nice and I'm glad this was translated.

Kaga is love, Kaga, Kaga is life

Why is she pooping a balloon?

Why do people still think that shipgirls aren't lesbians?

>tfw an ethnic Briton by birth
>tfw my blood is worth a million times more than any lesser race.
>tfw born into the master race

Get fucked non-Anglo-Celtics.

nice plot twist! thanks for posting

How dare you shittalk Koruri, you fuckface

Sup hip hop.

Time to rewatch the curry episode again.