Fate/Stay Night

>You have to be an obvious heroic figure to be summoned as a heroic spirit

You haven't looked at the list of servants for Grand Order, have you?

They are like a roll of dice with a (high) chance of failure for every single action taken by your servant.

Read America part of grand order

Presidents have a special throne of presidents where they all get together in the after life, and can power up other Americans when the country is in trouble

They turned a D rank servant into something with four EX rank stats, and maybe two EX rank skills

Okay, I'd watch this spin off.

>a girl cannot have a last name of Hancock

says who? His mom's last name is probably Hancock you retard

Would Jesus be a good servant?

You might as well ask why are there no British prime minister servants or no servants that are civil servants.

Very few presidents would be good servants.

>literally the most well known name in the world
> entire series is about everyone in history fighting over his scraps

You might be retarded

>>John Hancock is still a guy. You can't give a girl a name like Hancock

>AMERICA BTFO

Presidents early on = military leaders, larger than life, took to the battlefield

Prime ministers = fags hiding behind podium making laws

Early on presidents had to have war experience, they werect jus figureheads or anything. Andrew Jackson's history is insane.

Nah fuck that, I don't want them to get turned into a little girl just to pander otakus.

why would he have his mother's last name? did you mean grandma?

Why arnt there any poo-in-loo servants?

King of presidents, Thomas Edison

Was molested by Arthuria in recent event

As much as I do genuinely like the memelion I would have definitely preferred fucking Washington to play his role.

Because you're a shitposter who doesn't actually know anything about Fate or the Super Curry Bros.

Before someone even questions this, let's pile on info

youtu.be/BLbxlRG5fvI

Watch that

Would the Japanese Emperor be a good Servant?

Sounded like he was beat by cu alter along with twenty or thirty other servants before the plot. So presidents decided to empower one guy to match a grail powered mega servant.

Gods can't be servants silly

cause they are not heroes

>who is Boa Hancock

You honestly think your waifu is going to stop this?

The Fact that this nigga ain't is genuinely disturbing.

>Actually buying into the Trump meme
That's all he is, user. A fucking meme. And not even a good one at that.

Fucking Ron Paul was a better meme.

What if it is possible to summon not an individual President, but rather the CONCEPT of the Office of the President of the United States as a Servant? Similar to how Nursery Rhyme is a Servant.

Sharpwriter needs to be commissioned to do all official portraits.

Gilgamesh was a god 2,500 years before that sissy

Uncle Sam
Noble Phantasm, We want you or buy war bonds?

Actually he's good meme, his existence invites ridicule

>George Washington is a literally a white haired Saber.
>George Washington was BLACKED
>Goerge Washington was the Saber who loved Republics over Monarchies and refused to become a Queen/Emperor.
Still best Saber. Would summon if I got into a Holy Grail War.

>He doesn't know about President King Edison
I envy you

The vast majority of servants are mythical characters.

It took all the presidents to power up an existing historical figure (Edison) into something competent. A lone president will be shit.

That being said they should have powered up another president.

They should focus on more mythical characters than politicians. Humans have all sorts of crazy myths and TM insists in adding irrelevant servants such as a nerd like Nikola Tesla or a businessman like Edison.

Edison would be a pretty shit Servant without the Throne of Presidents boost anyway. At least as long as he's a Caster and not a spider-tank Berserker, anyway.

Tesla meanwhile totally stands on his own.

Fate arguably started with the historical characters over purely mythical ones in FSN with Hassan and Kojirou, and were definitely doing it by Zero when we got Alexander the Great and Gilles de Rais.

I kind of like the idea of their being a country spirit that powers up an everyday Americans when times are dark.

Because they're all pansies

In terms of global leadership, US presidents are pretty shit. Washington was entirely noteworthy as either a politician or a general for example.
>Hurf durf b-but we beat Britain
Yeah, that's what happens when France supports you and Britain has no allies of her own.

The only president I, as a non-American, can say was truly badass was Teddy Roosevelt, and even that's more related to his actions/personal life than his leadership.

None of them are in the same category of semi-mythical figures like Gilgamesh, Arthur or Jeanne d'Arc.

*entirely unnoteworthy

What if George Dubya Bush used Secret Phantasm: Interior Operation and invaded the middle east to steal Gilgamesh's GoB?

He'd make a good caster since they can benefit from civilian casualties and they can just stick to the tried and tested gas explosion cover-up.

fate is hot mess

>get married to a man with last name hancock,and take his name

kys

>None of them are in the same category of semi-mythical figures like Gilgamesh, Arthur or Jeanne d'Arc.
Marie Antoinette, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, and Charles Henri-Sanson are all heroic spirits now, to say nothing of William Shakespeare, Hans Christian Andersen, and Alexandre Dumas. Epic feats of metaphor and influence are sufficient to become an epic spirit now. I'd say forging a nation is worthy enough for Washington.

And even with French support the Revolution was absolutely an uphill battle, don't phrase it as if adding the French made their victory assured.

>Gives anyone without enough willpower or magical defense FREEDOM, making them follow America's demands and have a great liking for guns, beer, and eagles. Also gives bonus MANIFEST DESTINY, allowing them to justify any of their actions no matter what.
>Noble Phantasm: War Economy - Uncle Sam is able to grow stronger by making his enemies stronger in battles, lending them magical weapons and energy. The longer the fighting goes, the stronger he becomes.

nukes are pretty OP

Too busy making Sabers.

You seem to think that was all the president's fusing together or somethibg. That was just then each sharing their power to create a mystic code together that they then gave to edison

The mystic code reinforces and amps up the concept of whatever it's attached to. Which is why he's got better stats and a freaky form.

Ccc had multiple god fusions and the resulting creation was still about as strong as a servant. That doesn't mean each god individually is an eighth as strong as a servant or anything.

Your logic isn't great

No it wasn't that this proved they are shit on their on at all.

Because they're literal who's who don't have enough power alone.
Proof : All 'murkan presidents gave their power to Edison and he was still garbage

Why is Kiara so completely repulsive?

This is doing wonders for my nun fetish.

>not animated

Don't get drawn in. Kiara is for viciously beating, not molesting let alone loving.

The holy political war
Each master summons a politician of a country.

It is the most boring war of all times and even the magic association has lost all interest in it.

The servants instead of fighting engage into long and stale political debates regarding current world problems.
Usually the master who somehow didnt get bored to death wins this war.

Shirou Emiya is a former member of the ministry of economy and livies now a mudane life but one night he sees two old man engaging in a really boring debatte regarding economic growth and his heart starts to beat strongly.
That was when his night of fate started.

Who should he summon as his servant?
Any politician is allowed.

Because yanks are irrelevant

I want the god hand as servants.

John Henry as Berserker.

Teddy would be too OP.

so the holy grail war is essentially a filibuster

>Mostly ex rank stats
>was able to push back twenty eight pillar demons when he stopped being a coward
>each pillar demon is supposed to be beyond any servant individually

There are limits to memes

People saying edison sucks is a meme. His biggest problem at times was just his personality, but even then the fact that karna trusted him shows his real character.

He had a lot of power, but due to the Irish being united and having the grail, he couldn't really turn the tide of the war. So he started to lose hope. Fact that he could create robots fast enough to at least make it a stalemate was pretty good.

>There are limits to memes
That entire character is a meme and a fucking blemish on the Nasuverse that doesn't deserve to exist.

Sunny day is the best OVA of all time.

Is Washington's Noble Phantasm getting a bunch of his friends and killing you in your sleep when your guard is down?