JOJO THREAD

>suicide is funny

I want to live a quiet life with Ermes

>We're getting closer to "I'll wait for dad"
>We're getting closer to "Shigechi never go back to his home again
>We're getting closer to the Golden Hearts of Morioh

As a fujoshi it fills me with joy that the squad is closer and closer to coming to life!

I honestly hope the anime treats this fight like a comedic Oingo Boingo encounter rather than something serious (it never felt like a serious fight to me).

>We're getting closer to Okuyasu's death

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What the flying fuck was the latest episode? Seriously.

>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>confused and upset when it gets bizzare.

RPS kid = Rock Paper Scissors kid. He's a battle stand that relies on a game to work, his case being RPS. It's similar to the D'arbys of Part 3.

>Anakiss and Irene adopt Emporio as their kid
>Anakiss and Irene adopt Weather to be Emporio's brother
>Anakiss and Weather are like Father/Son (Weather is the father)
>Hermes and Irene became best friends
>They live as a happy family
>Dadtaro bullies Anakiss everytime and make [MENACING] face
>The only one in the world who believes in the story about the universe reset is Rohan, who Heaven's Door'd Emporio.

I hope so I was laughing my ass off during this fight from all the dark humor it features
Boy it sure gonna trigger some seeing it plays suicide in a comedic way but honestly I liked it very much and Thunder Mcqueen is among my favourite minor villans

Reminder that if Josuke and McQueen teamed up they would be unstoppable.

Alternatively:

> Irene dumps Anakiss after she discovers her lesbian tendencies
> Irene hooks up with Ermes to live out her lesbian fantasies
> Jotaro gets angry with Irene because he wants grandchildren
> Irene capitulates and decides to adopt Emporio

Anasui can fuck Weather for all I care.

hey guys how do I get Kira's hair without showing the barber a picture of Kira Yoshikage

Wasn't it potentially implied that that's what he did? It said somewhere that Weather 'kept Annasui calm', and Annasui also talked about stuff he'd learned while 'married' in prison.

Doesn't McQueen have to be completely dead for Highway to Hell to completely kill someone

show him David Bowie

garbage

>DiU episode 39
>after it ends the JoJo logo appears on screen
>plants and bugs start to change the logo
>it changes to "Le Bizzarre Avventure di GioGio"

Its perfect for torture and with Crazy Diamond you cant die

That's the idea since it reflects damage,but with Crazy Diamond he could just cut his wrists a bunch and heal himself while his target bleeds out.

youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw

No, Weather just dicked around with his stand for Anasui's amusement. It's that or they sucked each other off every now and again.

You've seen it, my STAND [SELFISH HIGH HEELS], you must be ERASED!!

okay

That's dumb. It should just change Jojo to Gio Gio

That or end with polnareff encountering bossu

Honestly I want that for the VA trailer
>Giorno shows up
>GE punches a blank wall
>Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 5 Vento Aureo
>Title is covered around in flowers and shit

youtu.be/PWmfNeLs7fA

What's his stand?

Everyone in this video looks like a VA character.

speaking of which

Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't think either of them were genuinely attracted to men or each other but I could see them having a grudging 'I'll do you if you do me' policy when it came to handjobs or something.

Is there an era of music or a genre that Araki usually sticks to for stand names? I'm patiently waiting for my favorite bands to be made into a stand DESU.

no desu

Prog Rock is one of his favorites.

Does anyone know of a place where I can get a good quality dub of the old OVAs?

the internet

tfw no Rush, Mars Volta, Dream Theater, or Muse

MAKE A DOOM STAND
YOU HACK
ARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII

They both had women SO's but in prison, it changes you.

I'm pretty surprised that there isnt a single rush reference

I want a tom sawyer stand

>No Jamiroquai references

I found this while searching if he had done any. Weather Report kinda looks like it could be a reference, but it's a huge stretch.

youtube.com/watch?v=bYCk2udVFvo

What would rush's stand power be? Or would there be a song title inspiration like Tom Sawyer or Limelight

post
>yfw
virtual insanity is SO's ED theme

Foget king crimson, HOW THE FUCK DOES HEAVY WEATHER WORKS?

I dont think its much of a stretch.
I mean Weather Report is pretty much in a Jamiroquai video.
youtube.com/watch?v=LHj_WC_IzFc

>spoilers before it even airs
no

when compared to the music it's referencing, which stand fits the least?

It controls the ozone layer to alter light refraction of incoming sunlight, causing a mirage effect that for some reason or another is purely snails.
KC was harder to understand desu

99% song inspiration since stands tend to relate in a roundabout way to their namesake and Rush as a namesake is just too loose and broad for that to happen.

I vote Tom Sawyer too.

Why did OP's picture get deleted lol

I want Josuke to ram his cock up my urethra and piss into my dick

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Because it was supposedly too lewd.

Not really, it took me some time but by the end of 5 I understood KC
I was completely oblivious to how UnderWorld and Heavy Weather worked

It was just Koichi and Yukako swapping costumes though, there's no nudity there at all. I don't get it!

Well SOMEONE clearly wanted it deleted.

Rohan x Koichi fags probrably

I blame Korea

Huh, it was the opposite for me.
I actually thought Heavy Weather was really cool. Cause it represented how insane a Stand with a high developmental potantial could get. Pucci was scared of this not because of snails, but because Weather Report could destroy the ozone layer out of sheer rage.
Under World was pretty cool too, if underutilized.

Why would Pucci care about the world if his goal was to create a new one?

>Rohan x Koichi fags
Dammit, why can't they accept that the purest Koichi ship is him Rohan AND Yukako?

He'd die of his skin boiling cause of lack of an ozone before the New Moon if WR was left unchecked.

The subliminal messages part took me some time to under stand but yeah the probability that Weather may say "fuck it" and completely destroy the ozone layer had me on the edge of my seat for the entire arc.
I dont think UnderWrold was really under used since it kinda counvoluted, its like a mix of Death 13 and Bohemian Rhapsody

>get eradicated by the sun before you can reach heaven because of your faggot brother
>everyone dies

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>give a bird a stand that controls hair

Well this image makes no sense.

Where did that website with the DiU BD comparisons to the TV versions go

Finally someone speaking the truth

Got shut down
The guy is working on getting a new one working

daiya pls go

>since stands tend to relate in a roundabout way

What does「Paisley Park」do?

jojocomparisons.github.io/

try this one, should be the new one
work in progress though

>Rush
>goes fast/involves speed
that wasn't fucking hard, was it

Google maps

Purest polyship.

Google Maps
VN "choices" system in real life.

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I made a shitty drawing of D4C, hope you don't die when you see it.

user...
Rohan and Josuke relationship is a lot like Joshu and Josuke.
I'm scared.

>We're getting closer to Part 8 anime every day

>shitty
user...this is really good! Don't put youself down like that.

Pfft!

>yfw Josh starts drawing a manga

What does D4C stand for?

Dirty
Deeds
Done
Dirt
= 4 Ds
Cheap

I like it user try some more shading and with more practice you'll be doin great. Quit the self deprecation humbling shitter and keep going.

What does that have anything to do alternate dimensions?

Rigged Results For Maximum (You)s

My girlfriend is teaching me drawing, I know that I have to improve more. But I'm really glad that someone likes it.

I reckon that everyone would realise that the Manga is wish fulfilment for him rather quickly. Simply because the protags girlfriend looks almost exactly like Yashuo and the first chapter is the protagonist beating a creepy naked dude to death with a rock and sweeping her off her feet.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Or as the voice actor would argue

DHERTI DEADS (like beads) DUN DERT CHEEP

DEEFOCHEE

4th dimensional channels

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woah

Why did gay priest shove Weather Report into Emporio?

Sounds like some fucked-up incest shota doujin

He was rused into it

KARS
ON
MARS

Now all I can think of is this one guy on pixiv that drew a bunch of porn of Weather fucking Emporio

Everyone's fate was destined, but Pucci was the only one who can change an individual's fate.

what does that have to do with the question

>We're getting closer to Over Heaven OVA every day

Lame. I've always been grateful as to how comparatively little loli/shota shit there is for this series. Thank god Polnareff was ugly and Jotaro's face wasn't shown.

Baby Chariot was cute

>the Strength shower scene

underrated

Baby Polnareff was cute too, but not in a way that most people would want to have sex with.

I blanked that from my memory, fuck you

>Jotaro's face wasn't shown
I've come across an unfortunate amount of shota Jotaro porn because no one bothers to tag it on pixiv.

I'm making a JoJo homebrew tabletop game for a few fa/tg/uy friends of mine, and I need an overpowered and overly complicated stand power for the final boss, but I've got no ideas. Any suggestions?
Sorry if this isn't Cred Forums appropriate.

no

D4C [Love Train] or MAIDOEN HEAVENDA

mostly because they're both more menacing than King Crimson and were only beaten through cheese

IMO Zipper Man is a better name than Sticky Fingers

the buck teeth bother me but lil pol pol looked cute

every single final boss was beaten through cheese except P1 Dio and Kira

I dunno Dio getting new powers outta nowhere every time he showed up was a little iffy for me

Emporio held the disk infront of him so Pucci would punch it into his head because so he couldn't do it himself

I see, thank you

but wasn't he naked right before where did he pull out the disc from, his ass?

Nice trips

Pucci as a villain is more menacing than Diavolo and Valentine was straight invincible besides TUSK ACT 4 and Ball Breaker

Makes me wonder if he got them filed down when he got older, adult Pol is vain and has visibly normal teeth.

you already know the answer to that question, user

>Pol used SC to filed them down since he couldnt afford a dentist

memeing down the house

wait nevermind I just remembered his stand

come on, guy.

>wanting Over Heaven to get an OVA
>Over Heaven
get out

I never actually read it
whats so bad about it?
The only thing I know is that its parts 1 and 3 from dios point of view

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I mean, it's not like the limits of a vampire's abilities were even established back then as opposed to now.
While the Space Ripper Stingy Eyes really did come out of nowhere, I felt like the rest of Dio's abilities were mostly justified, especially considering that Dio has established right from the beginning as an intellectual and creative character. Dio spends all his time fucking around and playing with his powers.
It's sort of like how Dr.Doom has a billion different powers every time he shows up because his primary strength is his ability to apply himself and learn things so he can asspull cosmic artifacts and magic spells everytime.

What do those moonrunes say?

Requesting the Sons of DIO as raptors getting petted by Diego.

better version

"I wonder if I can fit it in my ass"

OVA Heaven

Ultimate version

Can he?

DEE FO-*splat!*

When the fuck will we get a Radiohead stand?

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It's nothing short of a complete disgrace.
It tries as hard as possible to butcher the character with the author's shitty headcanons and personal idea of how Dio should be like.
It's like the author didn't like Dio so he felt he should fix the character by adding in these horrible cliches and out-of-character moments.
It takes some of the best, most important and most complex and interesting aspects of Dio and actively ignores them or gets them completely fucking backwards.

I mean, read it if you want to, but you might as well read fanfics written by Tumblr fujos (actually, even fujos get the character better than Nisio Isin did).
At least it's not canon.

>yfw the only Radiohead stand we ever get is Creep

>Joshu evolves NKC
>Nut King Call Act 2: High & Dry

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I want Working man, no clue on how it works.

Geez, how bad can you fucked up Dio?
Even his Eyes of Heaven version still felt like the character ,although it was just a carbon copy of his SDC version(of course)

test

I was wondering that myself as I read it.
It's actually a lot easier than you'd think.

For example, there are these hilarious moments in Over Heaven where Dio goes off on autistic emo tangents and then fractically backpedals as if he was regretting the things he was saying

>I lost to Jonathan’s power. I should have been able to escape, but I couldn’t, and so I was skewered by the goddess of love and burned
>Looking at yesterday’s entry makes me feel embarrassed.
>By the goddess of love, I was skewered, I was burned, all that…… Even as a rhetorical depiction, that is far too narcissistic. What in the world was I trying to write? Literature or something?

Look at this shit, it's embarassing. Over Heaven Dio is like in this perpetual clumsy attempt to deny his own emotions and feelings and to rationalize everything he does that is just embarassing

>“Oh originally I meant to kill Jonathan before George but I changed my mind, NOT LIKE I COULD EVER FEEL ANYTHING ABOUT THAT GUY.”
“So I decided to kill him, I DIDNT FEEL ANYTHING, NO SIR.”
“I had Steely Dan knock off Enya. I ONLY DID WHAT I HAD TO, I don’t FEEL ANYTHING ABOUT IT.”

I mean, there is a basis for this, Dio is defined as someone who wants to keep control of his own emotions and be Mr.Cool Guy because he is, at his core, deeply emotional and passionate, and when he isn't Mr.Cool Guy, he gets angry and does stupid things and loses (he says as much himself). But this right here is just childish denial, it doesn't fit the character. Regret, denial and embarassment are just not things that exist for Dio. He does what he wants and wears monstrosity as a badge of honor.

It also keeps treating Dio like he is tsundere for Jonathan and kept insisting "NOPE NEVER FELT A THING" and it puts on the character this complex agaisnt "holy women" that is just this big awful Freudian cliche that is completely unnecessary.

This is just scratching the surface

I misread "Knock off" as "Knock up" and imagine Enya raping Steely Dan or something.

I dunno, something about rapid building of imaginary structures
jeez, am I the only person who can think up good stands for songs?

>Enya cackling evilly, her tongue sliding out of her toothless mouth to lick her wrinkly lips as she mercilessly mashes her saggy, post-childbirth pussy onto Steely Dan's cock
>Dan trying not to vomit as her pendulous breasts slap into his face

He was literally brainwashed. But everyone was okay with it, so it's okay.

Can someone explain to me how the fuck Rohan got the invisible baby and at what point?
And how the invisible baby made his hand rock when it can only turn things invisible?

Fuckin - I'm trying to eat, user

The last thing I would never associate Dio is being a insecure emo, good god..
He got the Anakin/Darth Vader treatment
Thank god Over Heaven is not canon unlike the Prequels sadly..

Fucking christ man
At least make it so that it's OVA Enya is the one doing the raping

The baby uses her stand, I read something like "The baby stand doesn't have form, or... maybe it is invisible" so she can turn the scissor into a rock using the stand

sounds like something in a diary

Hey man I don't feel like cleaning my monitor and pc covered in vomit

The invisible baby apparently has hulk strength and can force the hand of a 10 year old.
Rohan got the baby while Ken was crashing the window with Heavens Door, conveniently without Josuke noticing that the baby was flying away.

Your grandparents probably still have sex

They're dead, you underage

I'm sorry about their deaths but they probably still fucked in their twilight years

What did he mean by this?

It's like the saying goes: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Over Heaven's lazy attempts to add "depth" to Dio go completely backwards agaisnt Dio's actual characterization. It feels it's disrespecting the character and Araki's manga to the point of violence.
It's the "Anakin" treatment, as you said.

Thing is, I actually would like to read Dio's diary, if the Dio depicted in said diary was actually Araki's Dio, and not a bastardized out of character version of Dio.

Babys are the fucking strong

No...

Can anyone tell me what this costume is referencing? Thanks

Terraformars

>we're getting closer to the Steel Ball Run

Dio's diary wouldn't be very interesting
>fuck Joestars
>FUCK JOESTARS
>today I played "videogames" with Terence, it was good
>fuck joestars
>today I pulled a prank on a nigger priest and he liked it
>fuck the joestars
>I miss Jonathan tho

Jokes on you, David is stopping at 6.

>sono chi no sadame manga panels intro stop at part 6
What did DP mean by this?

>Today I knocked up a few girls, I hope they give birth to wonderful sons
>It's Ungalo

>tfw someone uses your edit

>DIO's diary is just creepy descriptions of the women and men he has and/or would like to fuck
>Jotaro stoically reads a passage about how much DIO appreciates 'those massive, sculpted pectorals, hiding a noble French heart that I could only hope to sway to my side with a flesh-bud' while Polnareff grows increasingly uncomfortable and Joseph laughs

that's more inline with his character honestly
I'll read that shit on a heartbeat

>The anime trailer shows part 8 to 1
Whad dide DP mean by this?

>Thinking SBR and JJL will be animated

It only shows the ones who are related to Jonathan

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But can Giorno ACTUALLY be considered a JoJo?

Honestly that's exactly what I want
even if Im an SBR fag

Hes more a Jojo than Joseph,Jotaro and Josuke considering hes a direct descendant from the OG Jojo

I'd take this over Over Heaven any day.
For real though, I actually would like to see a spin-off focused on the stuff Dio did after returning from the coffin. Something like Deadman's Questions. He spent 4 years in dry land after being awakened.
Like him going after Stand users and how he met the minor villains that work for him.
Or him dealing with Jonathan's body and living in a world where the Joestars seemingly don't exist (DIO didn't acknowledge their existence until the beginning of Part 3).
His writings about how he came up with stuff like the "Way to Heaven".
Opinions he has on the characters of Part 3.
Hell, just more scenes like him marveling over cars where you have a 100 year vampire emperor of evil interacting with mundane things.

Really, Dio is a very fluid character. Araki presents him in several ways at different points in his narrative. He can work in several different contexts as long as you keep the essence of the character and his characterization in mind. It's not difficult to write something starring him.

It's me, Mega Faggot. MAD ETA is about a week if I'm consistent, so I'm feeling good. Thinking of making the next one about Kars to the theme of Avalon: youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk

What do you think?

>JoJosus
More like JoJo sucks xDD

No SBR = No JJL though

Tough call

>launch space ship
>recover kars
>take dna sample
>clone kars
>track down red stone of aja
>create ultimate kars
>stab with arrow
What happens?

Right, I guess that would explain his Stand's ambiguous bullshit life powers. Fucking Hamon.

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Just ask Valentine to bring a Kars that wasn't thrown into space and follow the rest of the rules

Wouldn't he still be alive when we "recover" him?

I could live with it..I guess
I mean we got the old universe completely animated

Now, I'm not very familiar with Funny Valentine, but does he even exist past the 19th century?

He would be in a vegetative state, basically dead

Yeah probably, but would you really want to allow him to have a stand? Just clone him for your own personal karslut

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Kars stand would allow user to breathe and move in outer space

I doubt Araki would do that to us. The only thing closer to an animated version of SBR/JJL we'd have at that point would be fandubs and those are yuck.

PHF OVA when? I was amazed by how good, albeit short, LN was

My only gripe with the Part 4 anime is that Koichi height is consistent and doesn't look like someone who was shrinked in MS Paint

I don't want Kars to have a stand. I want him to put his hair back into a cap and pose in a museum where he belongs. Also wasn't Kars invincible when Joseph launched him into space? So wouldn't he be fine?

>makes SBR/JJL animated
>cancels part 5 and part 6

Don't forget vydia games and future pachinko machines
Those 3 things will be the closest we'll get to SBR/JJL animated

Why don't creators of All star battle just animate CGI berserk?

Lava was enough to almost kill him
He's basically in a coma/brain dead since he stopped thinking

>vidya gaems
>There will never be an sbr action game that switches between horse racing and Stand Combat

>anime onlys in utter confusion
>They think Johnny and Diego are Dio and Jonathan brothers which we never knew about

I hope they don't get the same people who worked on Eyes of Heaven to work on whatever games they're concocting up. That was a shit fest.

I just finished reading through it
Surprisingly enjoyable

>Purple Haze vs. Rainy Day Dream Away
>All Along the Watchtower
>Giorno being a Don and doing shit
>Fugo dealing with his decision to leave and coming to terms with it
>other shit that wraps up Part 5

Makes Part 5 more satisfying

>SBR game
>Its a pure horse racing game with none of the stand bulshit
>You can choose any of the characters
>Pocoloco is that unlockable character you get after finishing the game and its bascially auto mode

Part 9 confirmed

I'd take a good SBR videogame over anime any day

#BringBackCapcom

>SBR video game
>It's a dating simulation with Hot Pants

Now I want to do a horse race videogame for SBR
Stop pls stop

He was born with Jonathan's cum, and his name is Joruno Jobana in Japanese (not to mention than Gio is pronounced Jo in Italian).

You think David will be cool guys and animate it after VA is over?
I still haven't read it but I will eventually since all I hear is good things about it

>they do Golden Heart, Golden Ring instead

i will stop it.
there will be no adaptations for mediocre part 7. part 7 will be skipped for low quality harem shit part 8.

santana is still alive right

HOLY FUCK KOICHI IS THE ONLY CHARACTER IN JJBA WHO HAS MET 4 JOJOS

>36 Kars harem

>HFTF was a good game
>limited to SDC and Young Joseph
>ASB has great fanservice and art style, characters from part 1 all the way to Gappy
>is a bad game
>EoH has even more fanservice, updated graphics
>reused assets everywhere
>some characters are pointless
>lip synch is nowhere despite being spot on in ASB
>plain and simple: bad fucking gameplay
kill me now

It's not canon , I doubt it. They may make a donut steel filler about Fugo tho.

>They do Genesis of The Universe instead

It's Haruno Shiobana, are you retarded?

Didn't it sell like shit? They'll either be forced to make a good fighting game, or give the license to someone else.

>They do Rohan Kishibe Fuck Koichi in the Ass Ova

Giorno Giovanna is Joruno Jobana in Japanese.

His original name is Haruno Shiobana

>Haruno Shiobana translated to Giorno Giovanna but it's spelled Joruno Jobana

Yes, but Giorno Giovanna is pronounced Joruno Jobana in Japanese.

>mediocre
>part 7

>shit
>part 8

Why don't you pronounce this
*unzips dick*

>It sells literally billions and greenlights the entire series with movie tier quality

>Haruno Shiobana is: Giorno Giovanna
>Guest Starring: Joruno Jobana
>Featuring: GioGio

>implying we won't get a fully animated adaption of JJOO instead

They'd do it. Don't you doubt that for a second.

why is he Japanese anyway? seems unnecessary considering Koichi figures it out in the first chapter

Honestly given the absolute shitload of yaoi fanbases produce, it makes me wonder why more studios don't experiment with official shit of licensed characters

I mean it doesn't even need to be sexual or overtly romantic. An OVA where Caesar and Joseph hang out and make suggestive innuendos at each other would probably sell disgustingly well, look at shit like FREE

Japanese people are weird when it comes to non-Japanese characters. Some editor probably told Araki to make him half-Japanese and he went ahead and did it.

The only reason he went back to Morioh for Part 8 is so he could explore the setting more, IIRC. That explains why he went with fully white protags for Part 7, since he had more freedom to do so.

Quit being a creep, BruBu.

>An OVA where Caesar and Joseph hang out and make suggestive innuendos at each other would probably sell disgustingly well
That's kinda fucking with the canon a bit, though. An OVA of them hanging out would be great since they barely interact in Part 2. A lot of parts could benefit from "hanging out" OVAs.

>Brubru
Do not post here again

>Iggy is a Zeppeli

Gappy too

Probably because they don't want to "taint" the series or character by doing that type of thing

Oh yeah, that 'Artistic integrity' thing.

Weird.

Then please refer to the series only as Jonathan Joestar's Bizarre Adventure, and so on. Thanks pal.

Maybe I WILL.

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Good!

Has this thread ever really had any drawfags other than Pixel and that guy who does the porn on tumblr?

There are drawfags who lurk here but don't post.

Soft & Wet's edges aren't looking very... soft.

I'm learning anatomy and shit to draw.
But I've made this:

I might be retarded but for some reason it my mind first assumed this was dio/kars/jonathan.

There's that one guy who really badly drew a picture of Kira raping Shigechi

>Green/gold colours, predatorial
>Purplish black colours, bird, predatorial
>Sweet, gentle, not predatorial
I can't entirely blame you for thinking that, it makes sense.

There was the tripfag Giorno last year who drew a bunch of Jojo girls for us.

>Shigechi is a Zepelli
>Bruno is a Zeppeli
>Emporio is a Zeppeli
>Gyro is a Zepelli

Oh yeah, him. That guy was a jackass.

I've seen him spam his crap several times and get barely a single (you) in response, it's really cringey.

Gappy makes me happy

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>Part 5's all about how your past doesn't define you and you can be what you want to be without following in the footsteps of your forebears
>Part 5's Zeppeli is Abbacchio

Yes he does.

Does this counts as drawing?

>measuring worth with (you)'s

He's not even the worst thread celebrity.

Nah, I'm not measuring his worth by it, but the guy clearly posts shit to try and get reactions and it's embarrassing to see him repeatedly try and fail.

Nah, I get you. Green headband on a Rohan that's yellow for whatever reason, purplish bird with righteous locks; that furfag just has a retarded choice of species and color scheme for the characters they're trying to convey. That's totally DIO and Kars.
The bangs should've given away Koichi, though.

Why is Kars so huge in this? Seriously, he looks like he'd be the size of a building taking perspective into account.

It's 「　ＭＥＮＡＣＩＮＧ　」

>mfw I'm one of them
the reason none of the drawfags post is because they're probably all shit and in typical Cred Forums fashion incredibly bashful

I tried to think of a snide reply to this but you're right, a kaiju-sized maneating vampire-god is pretty 「　ＭＥＮＡＣＩＮＧ　」.

Show us your moves, lad.

Yeah, Cred Forums is probably the worst place to post art as an artist compared to the likes of Reddit, Tumblr, or elsewhere. Shame not even the JoJo community is immune from that toxicity. Wish we could all just get along.

>Wish we could all just get along.
what are you, some kind of faggot? I bet you kiss girls, too

I drew a lot for some other threads here and had a lot of fun and never got treated rudely, but seeing the response to Pixel really turned me off. Admittedly Pixel was annoying as hell and deserved it, the first time he got people telling him to fuck off instead of requests he should've known it was time to stop.

I have (You)'s equal to 10% of the total posts here. However, I am but 1 in 50 posters, or 2% of the population. Therefore, my penis is 5 times bigger than average. I know you want me, Karera/Gappy/Doppio/Narancia posters.

Does anyone actually like any of the Stardust Crusaders? Why do you like them?

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I like Jotaro because I like dumb shonen tropes of stoic & swole guy who punches hard and tries to be cool.

I like Kakyoin because the fujoshi ships made me endure him.

I like Iggy because he's a doggo and he's cute and he's super helpful but tries to pretend like he doesn't, which only adds to the cuteness.

I like Joseph because of his poorly spoken English in the anime but also for all the Joseph shit he does in the part because, you know, he's Joseph after all.

So yeah, fuck Polnareff and Avdol.

Polnareff is a hilarious, charming and entertaining character who carries the part. While his stand isn't very interesting, he uses it in some great and creative ways and has most of the coolest fights. He's got the most dialog, the most meaningful bonds with other characters, and the most-developed arc out of them all.

Joseph is funny and endearing, while he's a lot milder than he was in Battle Tendency he's still a hotheaded and silly man who holds the group together.

Jotaro gets shit on a lot, but his quiet intensity and one-liners make him a great character to have in the background. He works particularly well once they reach Egypt and he spends his time glued to Polnareff's side, he works well for Pol to bounce off.

Kakyoin, Avdol and Iggy didn't really grab me but they have their moments.

Are you guys ready for this?

cmon man dont be like that you know how I get down

>Likes Kakyoin because of Jotakak
>Hates Polnareff
Hang yourself.

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It was such a strange one but quite creative. When encounters aren't just straight-up fistfights, Araki can be quite creative.

although RPS kid was a bit boring

Honestly the only good thing to come out of Polnareff for me from SDC at least was the fact that he gave birth to a whole subgenre of jojo fanart in the form of Alessi mode age-regressions. His interactions with the rest of the cast and his antics did not do anything for me outside of that one snippet of the part.

Will I get bullied if I start dressing like Kira?

Not really. Especially in Jojo threads I've seen even 1/10 drawings get praised for efforts alone.

Look how it did for Kira, man. He got mugged in an alleyway, and I'm not so sure you've got any Michael Bay's Garfields on hand.

I want Abbacchio to give me a depressed drunk blowjob and vomit all over my cock and pass out on the bathroom floor

Define "dressing like Kira".

You just need a suit, a very fancy tie and be like david bowie

Just because you haven't seen it happened doesn't mean it doesn't happen

Stop posting shit art then

Seriously, this is a series with beautiful men and women, and you're posting ugly versions of them. It makes no sense.

Wear the same things he wears.

How do I become like David Bowie?

I rarely go outside, lad.

Okay, does that involve the skull tie? If not, there's no problem with wearing suits a lot.

Why does it matter if you dress like him then? You can just say you're dressing like him now and it wouldn't matter because we can't see it anyways.

Let's be honest here, man. He's right.
You're also right about jojo fanart but Cred Forums really isn't the place for approval or appreciation

You will get molested on train, I saw manga on that, trust me

>hates Polnareff, the true protagonist of Part 3
>dislikes Abdul
>likes Kakyoin because fujos brainwashed them
I've never seen such...shit taste...

Nah, he's inconspicuous

but Jon and Joseph were fine?

Just because you've seen it happen, it doesn't mean it always happens, or it's the norm. The only drawfag I've seen getting bashed is arcadefag , and he deserved it. Even fucking Doc and his awaken my memes get praised.

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Pal. Once you dive deep into the fujo nest you just understand why Jotakak is a thing. I personally hate his character as it was written and portrayed in the anime, but the fujos have fucked my soul up.

How old are you, lad? If you're still in school I wouldn't go for it

Yeah I want the tie.

Because I want to dress like him. He is my favorite Jojo design.

Of Kira getting molested on a train? I don't live in Japan or look like a girl, lad.

Yeah. I want to be like him too.

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I like Jotaro because I find a Japanese teenage acting like Clint Eastwood hilarious, and also for how he acts in later parts.

Joseph is pretty funny, and seeing him past his prime but still trying to act young is entertaining.

Polnareff is probably the only character in SC with actual character development, and him trying to hit on women is also pretty funny.

I like how autistic Kakyoin is, but other than that he hasn't got much. I still like him a lot, though.

Avdol is okay. We know barely anything about him, but his Stand is pretty cool.

Iggy is a dog, and I like dogs.

>Looks rather normal, maybe blonde hair isn't good for japanese people
>You're doing great, not looking like popstar and all
>Stop, drop that melon hair
>Shit nigga what are you doing

Not really. I remember Araki saying a while back that it was taboo to have a non-Japanese protagonist and to have him die back when PB was being made. Joseph was pretty much the same as Jonathan apart from hair and personality since he wanted readers to be familiar with him.

myreadingmanga.info/train-panic/

So you didn't like his cool fights with characters like Vanilla Ice and J.Geil, or his friendship with Jotaro, or his bickering with Iggy? Without Pol, Jotaro never really would've been shown growing close to anyone till the very end, and Iggy never would've proven himself a hero.

You said you liked Kakyoin because of yaoi, is Polnareff being ugly a major factor?

>Yeah I want the tie.
Maybe you shouldn't do that.

Lol.

Why not?

I can actually get where you're coming from. His interactions in ASB made me like him a lot more.

Yes. You figured me out. I'm all about the hair. It's why I never got into Josuke or Giornio, as well.

Jotakak is a pile of shit where moemoe deredere Kakyoin sobs and whimpers while lobotomized fuck-robot Jotaro pounds his ass, or alternatively Kakyoin is some creepy Yandere who binds Jotaro up and molests him in some sort of 'subversion' of classic yaoi crap. Your tastes in fictional gay porn are abysmal and you should feel bad.

You disgust me.

Bet you like Kars.

>I'm Noriaki Kakyoin
>No need to say it twice

Best mirror-match quote

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Morioh Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret stand raids, and I have over 300 confirmed beatings. I am trained in rat warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire JP armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with B-Rank precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of stands across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you and then fix you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Morioh Speedwagon Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dora all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Do you think Josuke styles his pubes into a pomp too

Look at this one piece of Jotakak fanart to be disproven wrong!

>jotakak isn't the two of them being autistic as fuck and freaking out in internal monolgues about the other one being silent/awkard all the time
Fujos had one job

So Kakyoin fucks a polar bear, is that what you're saying

I am an actual faggot and your taste in yaoi disgusts me.

Like this guy said Jotakak is just a terrible ship in general that shits on both characters. At least pick something that makes sense like JonaDio or Giorno x Bruno

I just wanted ASB with an assload of characters, is that so much to ask for? Not having the special interactions between characters like Jotaro escaping the roadroller or Gyro & Johnny's specials changing against Valentine was horrible.

>Josuke's pubes, beard and armpit hair are all styled to look like pompadours

>Jotaro-kun... While I still really want to do this, I've done my research and found that without sufficient enemas and other preparations, anal sex can not only be painful, but dangerous. So first, we have to start by taking this bottle and-
>I don't really want to. Let's just watch the discovery-channel.
>Oh. Alright then.

The issue with that is some stands are just hard to translate into a fighting game. Some stands are great for combat so those are automatically in. But what about stands that aren't? How would Trish work? etc.

>Spice Girl: Regular punch stand
>Her special moves melt you for a short time and WANABEEEEEEE'd the shit out of you like the time stop

If you did your research you'd know that anal sex isn't mandatory for a gay relationship and it's possible they take it slow and just masturbate in proximity or go with bj's.

They made Guitar man work in ASB, just balance them like that; I never really used Trish in EoH so I can't answer your question.

Wouldn't Spice Girl be dangerous as fuck one-on-one? I mean, Vitamin C was fucking terrifying in how helpless it left its victims, Trish wouldn't even have to wound her foes particularly badly if a few blows were enough to make them too soft to hurt anyone.

Trish in EoH was just a punch stand IIRC. Even then she's pretty close to a combat stand as far as the whole stand spectrum goes. How would RPS kid do in a fighting game? Or Tonio? Or Emporio? Realistically those non-combat stands just get relegated to what they did in EoH, i.e. they were background characters and buff-effects.

Vitamin C and Spice Girl are not the same kind of stands.Spice Girl actually makes things more resilient.

I'm trying to write funny porn-dialog, not a sexual-health handbook, but I hear you.

Weird how much fictional content focuses on anal as though, there's hardly fucking anything out there that doesn't end in it.

I think an ASW JoJo Fight using GGXRD's engine would be cool but they would keep it to the main heroes and villains for the base game

Tonio didn't fight
Emporio fought only while borrowing stand
RPS kid only played RPS

Vitamin C and Spice Girl soften things in different ways. Spice Girl makes them soft in that they stretch easier but they become harder to actually break whereas Vitamin C softens things in that they become piles of goop. Very different powers and applications that are simply descried similarly.

It makes the things it softens difficult to break/tear (so she wouldn't be able to chop up her enemies like Damo did) but if she softened Jonathan's fists or whatever then I doubt he'd be able to do much meaningful damage to her with them, the squishiness would absorb the bulk of the impact.

I don't like how Rohan seems to be your typical monster for the week here

Hey, not that I'm complaining.

where is that last one from?

Dead Man's Questions, I'm pretty sure.

Dead Man Questions
It's Kira's soulform or something

>Kira's soul is flashy as fuck

Dead Man's Questions. It's from a short story collection called Under Execution; Under Jailbreak that Araki published around the time Part 5 was running. DMQ was about Kira as an amnesiac ghost trying to solve ghost based mysteries.

I don't know about that one. Maybe I just keep my doujin tastes pure but most of them don't end with anal sex. Kissing more than likely, if anything.

>pure
>kissing
fucking slut

To be fair, he was.

But in semi-regular part 4 fashion, defeat = they become a side character.

>side character

he's a major character though

>Yo Juliotaro you got some pepperoni?

Forgive me for my use of the wrong term for him in specific, I was speaking broadly.
I mostly mean how characters go from "'villain'/creepy dude of the week" to "on the protagonists side to some extent", happens a good bit in part 4.

>ghost based mysteries
Hes like half hitman, half detective (sorta, he was sent to investigate that house aka get cleansed)

Shit, I want a Ghost Trick game with DMQ Kira now. That game was amazing

Magent Magent stand button makes him immovable and untouchable by anything but drains his stand meter like vannila's cream meter. His attacks are him shooting guns and throwing dynamite
HHA: Counter. He is in defense pose, get hit, enemy recoils, he stands up and shoots him
GHA: Counter. He is in defense pose, get hit by enemy, it turns out he had dynamite, enemy blows up

Blackmore is like smoke from mortal kombat 9. When he is using special skill rain starts pouring around him so he can evade attack etc. Can shoot gun at downed enemy
HHA: Counter. Projectile or attack seems to kill Blackmore but he uses rain to move himself behind enemy and attack him
GHA: He does his peer through window, after that rains pours in front of him, if enemy is in range he will try to move only to be damaged by raindrops. Blackmore than does his rainwalking pose, go to enemy while walking on rain, knocks him down and shoot with gun

I mean, how else was Araki gonna explain why a mangaka surrogate for himself would join the gang? He just reverted to his Part 3 self and gave Rohan the ole' Kakyoin/Polnareff treatment of losing and then joining the main crew.

Though I guess that was the easy way out since he could've segue'd Rohan into the main cast by the way of his connection to Reimi but I'm no writer myself.

>surrogate for himself
He's not though.

Why is Josuke such a slut?

Josuke is pure. PURE!

Didn't Araki say in one of his authors notes that he'd noticed interviewers and stuff were starting to be scared of him because they were expecting him to act all haughty and arrogant like Rohan? Something he gently but firmly denied, he's nothing like that prick in terms of demeanor.

God damn it, i just want one, JUST ONE part with extreme stand action. Like from the begining to the end. SBR had its moments but it was boring, same with JoJolion. I want action packed story filled with stands.
>some underground torunament for stand users
>main prize is fuck tone of cash
>main JoJo joins becasue he's a poorfag
>anybody can join, from righteuos people to the darkest criminals
>fight to stay alive and go to the next stage or die
>main JoJo starts to question his ethics
>he just kills people, he doesn't know if they're criminals or just people with less fortune like him
>the main fight is with the promoter
>turns out the prize was hoax
>promoter has powerful stand but hates stands in general becasue some stands uers killed his family or something
>he made the torunamnet becasue he wanted to get rid of as many stand users as possible
>epic fight like the one with Dio vs Jotaro
And JoJo could end after this part, i just need one more action packed fix.

>literally a tournament arc
Fuck no

I'm not into fighting games enough to know what you really mean but I appreciate you thinking it out and putting it down on paper.

I wrote this with ASB mechanics in mind, that's why it isn't very detailed

>God damn it, i just want one, JUST ONE part with extreme stand action. Like from the begining to the end.
>Whats Parts 3 and 5?
Part 2 is also mainly non stop action but with hamon

Araki is an innocent butterfly who doesn't mind birds coming into his office because he doesn't want to throw them out.

Sounds pretty shit and boring user

As soon as Jojo will have a fucking stand tournament, I'm dropping it, fuck it.

Just make Jojo 12 year old moe girl doing cute girls with cute stand that makes sparkles and rainbows. Her strongest attack is like Tusk ACT 4 but with unicorn

Why not? SBR had a race.

>stand tournament
>tournament
Jojo's Bizarre ADVENTURE user, plus parts 2, 3 and 5 are pretty much non stop fighting.

maybe not a tournament, a race or something? maybe if they have fights behind the scenes

The focus shifts from the race within like 20 chapters

>>he just kills people, he doesn't know if they're criminals or just people with less fortune like him
nice protagonist right there
at least the other jojos had reasons to kill people when they had to

jojo with chavs from london when

He's the type of man who feels bad at the flashing red light of the phone when you get a voice mail, just like Jonathan he's too good and pure for this world

A race, its stakes included, are a passive form of conflict that allow for interaction and development in between. A nonstop volley of beatdowns would turn the series into unadulterated generic shounen trash.

He seems a really sweet guy. Even in the cringiest interviews the poor guy has had to sit through (looking at you, Shokotan) he's never anything other than polite and accommodating. Even when people really disrespect his work (like that creepy woman who was going on about Jotaro and Josuke having an incestual affair) the worst he says is 'No, I didn't write that' or 'Well, I guess you could interpret it like that'.

NEW OP WHEN

Part 1 had some chavs.

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Most likely next week

Jojo with agoraphobia fucking when?

>fuck off bruv you can't beat my [Road Rage]
youtube.com/watch?v=5MulmxQi3ms

Maybe it would be better if instead of a torunament main JoJo would become vigilante? Like he loved superheros and when he discovred that he has stand powers he became hero to help his city or something?

In two weeks

Johnny sort of lost it towards the end

Yes, a race, just a race, with situational fucking fights in it, that are not constricted by an arena, not a stand users race.
Every tournament ark is awful.

Isn't that Part 4

JoJo is basically just a passion project for him, but he's still professional about it. I wonder if there's an interview out there where he's lost his cool. I remember reading one of his editor's notes and he said that he got pissed off at newbie mangakas back in the 90s, or something.

It's kinda similar to Part 5, too.

Maybe jojo is normal highschool student, one day he falls in love with a girl, unable to confess he gets a stand, he thinks it's for long range communication but turns out it's D4C and his true name is FUNNIER VALENTINE, so it's like part 5 again but better

It's hard to imagine somebody like Araki was capable of coming up with all the fucked up shit in some parts.

he was never not lost

>Le epic manga/anime with MC turning into a moralfag with le cliche fights and air control manipulation

Really I think he just intentionally cultivates a certain image of himself

come on, what's the most fucked up shit he's done anyway?

He knows the world is an awful place but he still finds the beauty and good things in it and focuses on them while not outright ignoring the bad stuff. Truly the kind of man we should all strive to be like.

>Maybe jojo is normal highschool student, one day he falls in love with a girl, unable to confess he gets a stand,
A stand that is cappable of raping women

He just watches a lot of horror movies.

Everything during survivor arc

It really feels like Araki is trying his best to avoid stands in Jojolion

Johnny wasn't anywhere near as bad as people make him out to be. While he could be pretty ruthless in pursuit of his goal, and while he never had any delusions about being a knight in shining armor, at the end of the day he cared more about his loved ones than he did about power, as seen by him being willing to sacrifice the corpse-parts for Gyro on no less than three occasions. And he didn't even have anything particularly against his enemies, two of the Boom Boom family, Pork Pie Hat Kid, Hot Pants, at least one of the Eleven Men and Axl Ro all lived because he didn't go out of his way to kill them.

If you want a truly morally ambiguous JoJo who caused the most civilian-casualties, went out of his way to kill every single enemy he was pitted against, and never hesitated or questioned whether it was worth it, Johnny's not your guy.

Yeah and the whole point of SBR was that the race didn't matter, at all. What it mattered was the journey in it, the adventure.

That's because it's a mystery and not a fighting story

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What are you talking about? Everyone has a stand. We're already getting close to the average number of stands per part.

>oh fuck man why did i invent this stand bullshit
>i just want to go back to hamon again

That sounds fucking awful. I actually like the direction Araki's gone with 7 and 8, the more character and drama driven stuff has been ace. If he could pull of high action without compromising the more human element of recent Parts then I wouldn't mind, but mindless action would be a complete regression in his development as a writer and artist.

why are so many stand users evil?

I doubt he even remembers Hamon.

Most stand powers are easier to use for evil than for good

Power corrupts, and you're pretty much literally superior to average humans.

Araki has said numerous times that Stands beat out Hamon from a writer's perspective 100% of the time over Hamon since he can do so much more with them.

dude's a gangstar man it's kind of a given

I don't remember if it's canon but someone said the evil people have more chances of getting a stand.

>i just want to go back to hamon again
Going for it.

Cause you get sweet powers, if if'd get time stopping powers i'd use it to fondle girls tities and asses in public. I'd also use it to rob banks so i could get cash.

He does Hamon breathing every day tho
>Q. What's the most important thing in the world to you?

>A. A lot is important to me... hmm. The most important thing would be my breathing technique, I suppose.(laughs) If my breathing gets bad, my stomach starts to hurt. So every morning, I use a special breathing technique. I store up breath around my ribs. It trains my inner muscles and connects me with the universe. It's pretty deep

What I should buy?
>Jojonium
>SAS
>Statue Legend
>Jorge Joestar but I can't read moonrunes

Why does he have balls in his hair again?

How? They've been central to a lot of scenarios and shit going on, it's just that they aren't the main focus of the story this time and instead just an aspect of it. 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 all had major plot points focused around Stands or a particular Stand whereas JJL is focusing more on the human element and the drama for the mystery element instead of Stands. They're still there and still important.

>It trains my inner muscles and connects me with the universe.

I've got a question, the more evil you are the more powerful stand you get right?
>part 9 is about Hitler and Staling fighting with their stands

What the fuck, isn't he a vampire? Practicing hamon must hurt as hell.

You did not fucking make a Keit-Ai version of jojo

>Araki is not only a vampire that has Heaven's Door but he can also use hamon as well
SOMEBODY FUCKING STOP THIS MAN

There are special cases.

I would become hired killer, of course if I could stop time for at least 5 seconds. It's useless to do shit stealthy if it's less than that

How far is the Jojonium release in burgerland?
Anyway if you have enough money, Statue Legend kick ass. One day, you'll be mine, Black Sabbath.

They're bubbles. Every time Gappy plunders something with S&W he gets a new hair bubble. The events of JJL are all just a cleverly concocted ruse to put Gappy in situations where he has to plunder stuff so Norisuke can get more hair bubbles and when he has enough, eventually do an equivalent exchange with Karera to unlock his true Stand KING LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE DELUXE & WET

Didn't he kill himself with hamon?

>Hillary: it seems that a test was hardly necessary, my The Jew is superior to your Star Americana Donaldo.

Eventually, but that was on purpose. He was able to use it without harming himself before then.

"But that's where you're wrong, your stand is too LOW ENERGY to beat me!"

>He was able to use it without harming himself before then.
No he wasn't. He never used it as a vampire other than for suicide.

I can already imagine their battle cries
>OY VEY OY VEY OY VEY OY
>USA USA USA USA USA USA

So we basically just made Melone into a mc

Or Hazamada

Don't be sexist, Baby Face can probably rape guys too. It might even have a different hole it uses in that scenario.

I can't believe Hazamada is the only person in the Jojoverse who tried to fuck his Stand

They would be a great team up

>Your user maybe be powerfull, Killer Queen
>BUT my Jouske still has more power than your Kira.

Jojo is construction worker in communist Russia. With his stand that let's him do things with great precision and speed he beats all daily norms in laying bricks. One day his peace is destroyed by enigmatic worker from neighbouring city called Dorofiej Brandonov. He uses his stand to stop time and place bricks during that.

Later both die in Gulag

Discounting RHCP, Surface is the only one that has genitalia

Shit... Given that Baby Face seems to cannibalize the parent to create the child, and given that the girl it impregnated clearly didn't give birth to it through her vagina (she's shown checking it after her ordeal) there's not really anything to suggest Baby Face couldn't mpreg a guy.

Except Melone I guess, I wouldn't put it past him to go no homo.

>What is Baby Face
>What is Foo Fighters

I don't think it did cannibalise the parent though, that was just the baby Melone made being a double cunt and hating it's mother and disobeying commands.

Baby Face can be hardly get called a "Stand", it shits on all the rules stands have. It's weird as fuck.

I'm not talking about mpreg, I'm talking about Baby Face opening up a secret hole and grinding on the guy til he cums then giving birth itself. Like with the woman it impregnates they don't remember it happening.

I dunno, didn't he mention that Baby Face should finish its lesson before it has its meal? The meal being the mother, and so on. And Baby Face didn't hate her, it explicitly said it thought she was the 'best mom in the world' and clearly modeled its behavior closely after hers, as commented on by Melone.

Foo Fighters stole that junk though. It's not part of the stand.

Foo Fighters doesn't count since its using the corpse of a dead girl
And Baby Face is a weird rape bot that doesn't actually rape you but it still does

The rules are more just guidelines on what to expect when fighting a Stand user. 9 times out of 10 they'll fall within them which makes strategising much easier. I always felt that they weren't strict rules and more just something that Avdol and Joseph or fucking whoever came up with to help other users in a fight if they were unlucky enough to fight another user.

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Yeah I didn't mean that it hated her and it did think she was the greatest mother in the world but I'm pretty sure it was also kind of upset about her yelling at the train driver and being a bitch hence why it killed her. Melone was even upset when she died because he wanted to keep tabs on her to user her again in the future which wouldn't work if Baby Face just ate her.

No but really
>Stands can't be seen by not stand users
Baby face can
>Damage done to the stand reflects on his user
Not for Baby face
>A Stand's energy or power is inversely proportional to their operating range.
Not for Baby face
What the fuck Araki

There are always exceptions. Baby Face was a very abnormal Stand and this is mentioned I'm pretty sure.

Different type of stand

sounds like an automatic stand

>Stands can't be seen by not stand users,Baby face can
This one can be debatable since is a bound stand, those can be seen by normal people like Surface,Strenght and Wheel of Forutne
Baby Face is bound to the person its was made off
But yeah its a really wierd stand

I dunno, this line makes me think that Baby Face cannibalizing its parent is natural. Melone didn't seem at all surprised about it eating her, just that it decided to before it even finished its lesson.

>Comes to fucking LAZYtown
>People are lazy
>No fucking shit
>Better call creepy pedo athlette to get rid of that
>Robbie who is trying to be lazy is evil one

It just seems odd to me since he specifically wanted her for future Baby Faces.

I'm buying a Trish SAS because it's cheap af and pretend it's Mista.
Then buy a Mista SAS to make feminine poses and pretend it's Trish.

What's going on in this image and why is Joseph holding a rubber chicken.

I'm reading through it now, and I haven't found any line like that. Maybe it was something in the old translation?

Im taking requests for editing stands into anything.

Stand.sfx here
>Emperor! Act 4
>Arigato... Boingo

Dizzee Rascal did it better.
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZkqevyCrgY

I'm pretty certain it was right after Baby Face killed her and he laments not being able to use her in the future. Which is weird because it only stuck out to me BECAUSE I didn't remember it from the old scans. I don't know what the fuck is going on at the moment but I'll just trust you since you're actually reading it currently.

Gay stuff, user. Just look at the Kak. They've clearly caught the hipster plague.

>Mista hat
>Flowing sexy pistols
>4 on lamp

Maybe the women that baby face raped was a potential stand user? Like Trish she just haven't brought her stand out?
Also Melone's death was slopyy
>fuck they destroyed my remote stand
>oh look at that snake
>i'm dead

So far, the only thing he says about the mother after her death is this. It could be something he mentions later on (after/during Giorno's fight with it) but so far all he's done is express alarm at Baby Face jumping the gun.

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I can only assume Xander was in the building when this happened and this poor guy was the only one in range.

It kind of made sense since Baby Face was explicitly stated to be corporeal but still a Stand so it wasn't technically alive meaning he could turn bits of it into a snake and it'd return to Melone like the rest of BF but it did seem awfully convenient.

>hates Polpol and Avdol
>likes Kak because of the forced gay ship with the asexual aspie
>when Polnareff/Avdol is a ship that already makes sense and has chemistry

Baby Face's mass came from its mother, right? It was tiny when it was first born, and after it ate her it was big enough to ride a motorbike and fight Giorno and so on. So it was essentially a woman's corpse, chopped up and converted into a physical stand.

I always think the blue guy is the villain unless he's in the same pic as the purple guy who looks marginally more evil.

At least 4 characters in that series are potential stand users

What would Human Aqua Necklace look like?

>Insulting Sportacus
Literally the worst thing I've seen in these threads

I'm just saying he looks evil as fuck, with that thin villain moustache

Well he IS a Pillar Man...probably one with an insanely powerful mode as well if he's managed to stay awake this long.

There was this post on Reddit (please don't crucify me) talking about how the Part 6 anime should end that I actually liked and thought you guys might appreciate too. Basically it shows the whole gang in alternate costumes having fun doing shit out in the countryside and then in the final episode as the car drives away in the rain it blends seamlessly into the ED, revealing that it was showing Irene and co the entire time. If this happened I think I'd honestly cry.

>Search jojo doujins in mandarake
>99% is fujoshit

Such is our curse.

It's a hero moustache because he's a hero, stupid

He's clearly unharmed by sunlight, refuses to eat humans, and actively protects human children from the bullshit antics of one of their own kind while gently coaxing them into staying healthy. He is clearly an Ultimate Being who chooses to be a benevolent fitness god unlike Kars and his band of edgy faggots.

Ah, I have it! His mode just makes his body super efficient, giving him lots of excess energy, most of which goes into regenerating his cells faster than they burn away when he's in sunlight.

Oh and he can use this to punch someone at the speed of a snipers bullet.

I call it Libra Mode

>fujos make content for other fujos
>you sit on your ass complaining
draw some

BIRUDO ZA WARU

>Sportacus is an ULF.
I'm scared now.

>yfw DP uses Blonde Saiyan Kosaku color scheme

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You miss the SFX for 200% more jojo
but 10/10

>Stone Free potential: A
>Didn't develop time stop or that weird "String Theory" power
Literally, wasted potential

I need VDGG, Gentle Giant, Caravan, Genesis, Jethro Tull and Marillion references. Also more Camel, ELP, Yes, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd and King Crimson references. Pls Araki.

Getting time stop would be retarded. Half the point was that it was very underpowered compared to the shit she had to deal with and it was her creativity that facilitated that potential.

>Johnny dies
>The Holy Corpse enters in Johnny
>Jesus using Johnny's corpse
>His stand: Genesis

>not more train related songs
Ticket to Ride > Love Train > ???

youtube.com/watch?v=bNCT6pA5I9A

>tfw your favourite song will never have a Stand named after it
Share your pain with me my friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=mhQbT65qIJY

[Last Train to Clarksville]? [The L&N Don't Stop Here]?

>Epitaph literally gets ripped off.
Ooooh, that's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh!

Last Train Home

[Terror Train]

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YOU'VE ARRIVED AT PANIC STATION

God fucking damn Scott Walker was ahead of his time.

More reverse stands

youtube.com/watch?v=Gfd9uV9xVoA
I want {Silver Rainbow] as made by Fusionfag now.

if any one has any request im still doing this.

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Please no...

That would be the stupidest shit. Like nigga who the fuck you tryna be, you just put in some contacts and matted down your hair

But it did

Alright, the choice is yours, what better suits you or you think will work better.
Either Pucci with MiH or Kars ascending.

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I'm pretty lucky.
youtube.com/watch?v=WKNOlDtZluU

There'd better be Heaven Ascension Pucci too. And Hell Descension Diavolo. And American Dream Valentine. And Fruity Tooty Joubin.

Just how docile is a Winter Catfish?

It does, though.

>heaven ascension Pucci
Are you retarded son?

Yes.

D4c is next

The fucker is so hard to edit.
Doing kars since i already have a mih gif.

Jesus Christ. Please make D4C Over America red white and blue though

>KC's face
Is it because after ascension even he doesn't understand how he works?

its not mine. its from reddit.
full reddit post

idk if any of you remember me, but I made the heaven ascended version of Kira and his stand, well of course my concept of how ti would be, anyway, here I go once again without further ado
Facial portrait of Heaven Ascended Diavolo
Full portrait of God Crimson
Full portrait of Heaven Ascended Diavolo and God Crimson
Stand: Heaven Ascended King Crimson, baptized God Crimson
Abilities:
Hyper Strength: the power of a finger flick can disintegrate a living being on a molecular level, God Crimson can get as far from Diavolo as 1km without his strength diminishing, beyond that radius his power decreses gradually to the point of coming back to the original King Crimson's strength
Erase: not exactly an evolution of erasing time, but an expansion of its effect, God Crimson can erase an time frame with no limitation, further more, he can erase objects, living beings and even concepts from existence, as if the erased target never existed in the first placed, being erased consequently from people's memories, the impact of the erased target and its effect and any action made by it from the moment of its birth until its death or deletion is erased in itself, thus rewriting history from the point of the erased object's birth to its death or deletion
Nuages: this ability enables God Crimson to produce with his hand a giant cloud in from its hands that become a crystal clear screen of any point of any future Diavolo wants to see, the choice of the future is determined by Diavolo saying: "show me the future if action x is produced" and the screen would automatically show indefinitely the future wanted until Diavolo implicitly or explicitly orders it shut, Diavolo can also pick exact periodes and dates in time to go to and see
hope you enjoy it
PS: Next Heaven Ascension on my list is going to be Funny Valentine's, and who else is worthier than someone with heart and actions utterly unclouded?

[Ghost Train]

agrigato gifman

what was the mih gif?

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>Funny Valentine had infinite choices across infinite universes to pick someone to kill Johnny
>He just went with Diego with The World

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new thread when?

hopefully never

Checked.
Silver Chariot fused with what?

It's been ages since I last read SBR but IIRC because the infinite Spin applied to whatever Valentine D4C switched to as well then he couldn't move from the spot he was at and kept getting buried underground constantly, so he had to grab the nearest person in the nearest AU who happened to be a Diego with The World who was skulking off to the side watching AU Johnny buttfuck AU Valentine.

But IIRC Valentine says "I search for you in countless worlds" or something like that

AH Wrong its GOD CRIMSON!!!!

well funny did say he trusts diego for who the fuck knows why

I'm pretty sure that was just Valentine trying to convince him. Saying he was at his wit's end and just grabbed the closest faggot he could isn't gonna inspire much confidence in whoever it is he's trying to convince.

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i don't know if "Shine on Crazy Diamond" counts.

>Just silver chariot with Catch the rainbow mask

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