Question, Cred Forums

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

Question, Cred Forums:

What if YOU had to get into the fucking robot?

Remember, you have to feel the Eva's pain, and in this scenario, there's no plot armor.
Think of this as a real life scenario. You CAN be killed by an angel, and you actually have to do it with no training, at least at first. Just like Shinji.

What do you think would happen?

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Come on,Cred Forums I wanna hear your thoughts

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

I get drunk with Misato and kill myself.

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

abso-fucking-lutely

It's a giant robot, brah. So what if I could die? I could never get a chance to do something like this again, I'd rather not spend my life thinking about what could've happened if I had the balls to step up.

Aaron King
Aaron King

I dunno, I'd probably kill a couple angels and get killed by the third one.

Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

I would masturbate inside the robot and fill earth with semen

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

I fuck everything up when under supervision so being inside a giant robot being constantly ultra monitored would not end well.

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

Yes because I am a fucking man and I'll put myself through shit if it means the world can stay around a little longer. I'll get in the robot everyday of the week

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

This.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

I have an almost pathological drive to self-sacrifice, so I'd most likely do it and be miserable for the greater good.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

piloting a giant robot is every man and boy's fantasy even gays would do it. you would have to be human trash not to want to do this.

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Sounds like something only a cuck would say.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

Cucks do it for their own enjoyment.

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

Considering the alternative is letting the enemy win on walk-over and the annihilation of the human race?
Yes i would get in the robot.

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

human race
I hope you are talking about white people, boy

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Yes I would, I'm not a Shinji bitch boy.

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

The world will probably end anyway.

Lucas Ross
Lucas Ross

get into the robot
destroy humanity instead
Anime when

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

I ask for complete welfare and at least one day off out of five.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

Put a bomb on the robot and go to an angels meeting pretendong to be one of them.

And then I shout "DEUS VULT"

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

get into the robot
try destroying humanity
run out of battery juice 5 minutes later
get ejected remotely
get shot
It would be pretty short Eva OVA.

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

Not shouting ALLAH AKBAR
False flagging to get the sniggers wiped out by angels

Jayden Powell
Jayden Powell

Yeah I'd probably do it, especially if it's TO SAVE THE FUCKING EARTH

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

I'll never miss a chance to get into the fucking robot and stomp buldings

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

Honestly getting in EVA unit to fight angels is way better choice than getting in F14 to fight beta or Getter to fight dinosaurs.

James Morris
James Morris

I'd get in.
I'm not Shinji so chances are some events would go smoother because of lack of whining and daddy issues on my side.

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

What man doesn't want to get in the fucking robot?

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

If I were as depressive as I'm right now, basically this.

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

I would probably have a close to non-existent sync rate.

All of my encounters would end in the EVA going berserk or becoming completely disabled once I fell unconscious.

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

get in robot
don't have roughly three billion mental problems
realize that I do, in fact, possess a giant rifle for my giant robot capable of vaporizing everything in front of me
save world
hailed as a hero
get home
Asuka
drunk Misato

Truly, who wouldn't want such a thing?

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

I would probably have a close to non-existent sync rate
Compatibility is given. So is your mother's soul inside your unit.

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

get home
Asuka
drunk Misato
pack bags
move into the apartment block next to Rei

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

Are you fucking stupid, soldier were send to die in fucking shithole with just a bayonet to save their life. Of course I would do what is my duty, even if It mean suffering and dying. Almost anybody is able to do that as generations of soldier proved it.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

ugh, then i wouldn't pilot the eva more than once a week

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

It'd go fine at first, then the psycho angels and their mindrape would appear and like most people I'm more than dead.
I doubt anyone could survive prolonged exposure to stuff like Arael.

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

Git gud so I can fuse with Rei leaving Asuka to rot herself.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

Well, sure. I guess Reifags could do that too.
Point still stands.

Logan Collins
Logan Collins

If there's anything that could prevent me to say yes, it's my terrible eyesight.

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

don't know but im' not an insecure fgt like shinji so i would probably do ok an actually fight

Oliver Phillips
Oliver Phillips

I'd die, you fuck.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

I get into the fucking robot, if I die I die, if I win I become a hero and drown in pussy and money, use money for videogames, food and animu.