Monogatari Thread

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

Walking down the street
See this

...What do?

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Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

Call the Ghost Busters.

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

Grope her

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Kiss her

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Tell her to beat it and get lost.

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

touch her fluffy cheek

Jack Young
Jack Young

She's been dead for ten years and died when she was like 10, she's older than Araragi

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

Oh, i guess my response wouldn't really change though as i would rather not touch dead people.

Jackson King
Jackson King

not touching dead people

REEEE NORMIE GET OUT

John Young
John Young

No one else can see her

Blake Reyes
Blake Reyes

Bite her tongue

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

upholds ethics of not touching children
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Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Tell her to get lost.
Ayy

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

I would lick her belly

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

Take her home. Keep her as a loli slave.

Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

I don't see anything

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

I wouldnt do anything but im sure she'd pronounce my name wrong

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

Nothing, she clearly stated her hatred towards me so I keep wandering about

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

Pour salt onto her.

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

end up getting lost or having a lost weekend (with a friend).

Anthony Bailey
Anthony Bailey

Hand her $3.50

Aaron White
Aaron White

I go the other way and get murdered by a young girl who becomes later a serial murderer. The police will then incriminate and execute the wrong person as he was trying to take a taxi, and the loss of time will lead said taxi to get into an accident, killing both driver and passenger, a renowned surgeon who was on his way to save a kid.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

Why can't I sexualize snail?

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

Ask her to come back

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

make a 720 and walk away

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Slam her face into a wall duh. I have no idea why ara ara thought to do that, what a dick

James Nguyen
James Nguyen

Janitor please be nice.

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

Ask her what makes her so best

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

what's with these sluts and bandaids

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

Have a conversation with her.
Nothing is better than having a conversation with her.

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

So her knees don't get sore, obviously. She'll spend a lot of time on them after all

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

So, is her clothing the proper style for 1989, or is it an anachronism?

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Was that ever mentioned in the books or is shaft really full of lolicons?

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

my guess the latter

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

Man, that's just wrong.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

All the pure girls get one.

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

araragi her

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Anyone have a webm of snail reverse molesting rrg

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Ask if she's lost.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

B O I
O
I

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Suplex her.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

Hug her

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

lewd

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

Stutter

Leo Price
Leo Price

nothing out of fear she'd tell a policeman I'm a lolicon

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

Ghosts can't call cops.

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

nice toes

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Walk past
I hate children

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Throw salt at her.

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

birb is hungry, what do you feed her

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

bird shit, see how she likes living in the south when winter comes through and I can't go a day without a bird shitting on my car

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

a kiss

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

I want them to be by imoutos

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

She may have a shell, but she keeps the real goods up front.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

was it rape?

Henry Rogers
Henry Rogers

not rape

Chase Edwards
Chase Edwards

Why was she suddenly for kissing? Did she break up with her boyfriend?

Carson Wright
Carson Wright

i don't think her boyfriend exists

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

boyfriends
they only need their onii-chan

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

In Neko Shiro, both sisters say that their boyfriends are just like RRG. They're only using them as substitutes, and would jump at the chance to have the real thing.

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

They don't exist.

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

How are the novels? I recently finished watching Owari/Koyomimonogatari and I fucking loved it

Are there any decent translations?

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Sodachi Fiasco (Sodachi Lost sequel) and Acerola Bón Appétit (Kissshot prequel) are translated
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And the next two Owari arcs to be adapted.
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Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

Thank you user.

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

There are official translations of the novels too. Kizumonogatari just got released and the first part of Bakemonogatari is coming out in Dec.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

I get that you're still mad, we all are, but we've just got to let it go.
Captcha: COMPLEX

Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

I can finally start an actual physical collection of the books, that will be nice. Too bad by the time they catch up Monogatari will be long dead.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

livin' the dream.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

Why do Gatari-fags lie to themselves that this waifubait bundle of fanservice is deep?

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

DELET

Parker Adams
Parker Adams

It doesn't answer the first question

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Suet and sunflower seeds.

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

At that time they're still dating, but Tsukihi is probably about to break up with him. She's at the point where she's stopped doing stuff with him, even for valentine's day and white day, just because she doesn't feel like it. As to why she's down for kissing onii-chan, she just spent the last few minutes subtly ogling his toned body.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

Wait does that mean monkey lost her purity?
When did that happen?

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

When she started reading yaoi novels.

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

So when she met Crab.

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

is that a doujin?

William Reed
William Reed

Looks like it.

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Doll was made for rape

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

Tell her a joke.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

You need a good amount of courage to do that

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

bat>snail

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Yes, but Hachikuji is good enough that I won't begrudge anyone who prefers her.

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

No.

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

Yes.

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

NO

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

When I first watched Bakemonogatari, Shinobu was my favorite because of her looks. When I rewatched it, Hachikuji made me smile at every turn, so she became superior. Later arcs make Shinobu appear not that smart and overly emotional, plus she lost a lot of the mystery and charm she had when she barely spoke.

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

liking Shinobu in Bake when she does nothing
not liking her when she becomes a character
You're fucking stupid.

Brandon James
Brandon James

It makes sense to me.
She was mysterious in bake, and I guess a blank slate of sorts.

It's like snake was liked by some people, who had shitty taste, until medusa arc.
At which point she was liked by other people with even shittier taste.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

That's what I said. It was just looks, and while I enjoyed it, I didn't retain as much information the first time around.

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

Ask her why her backpack is so huge.

Dylan Scott
Dylan Scott

But Shinobu isn't a selfish cunt like snake. She became a character and got better. Nadeko became a character and was shit.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

I mean that bat may have developed into a character that was different than what a person expected and so they liked her less afterward.

Obviously not exactly like snake because she developed, or more accurately was exposed to be, a total bitch but the general principle holds.

Josiah Wright
Josiah Wright

Rape.

Cameron Robinson
Cameron Robinson

Headpats.