Monogatari Thread

>Walking down the street
>See this

...What do?

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Call the Ghost Busters.

Grope her

Kiss her

Tell her to beat it and get lost.

touch her fluffy cheek

She's been dead for ten years and died when she was like 10, she's older than Araragi

Oh, i guess my response wouldn't really change though as i would rather not touch dead people.

>not touching dead people

REEEE NORMIE GET OUT

No one else can see her

Bite her tongue

>upholds ethics of not touching children
>post removed

>Tell her to get lost.
Ayy

I would lick her belly

Take her home. Keep her as a loli slave.

I don't see anything

I wouldnt do anything but im sure she'd pronounce my name wrong

Nothing, she clearly stated her hatred towards me so I keep wandering about

Pour salt onto her.

end up getting lost or having a lost weekend (with a friend).

Hand her $3.50

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I go the other way and get murdered by a young girl who becomes later a serial murderer. The police will then incriminate and execute the wrong person as he was trying to take a taxi, and the loss of time will lead said taxi to get into an accident, killing both driver and passenger, a renowned surgeon who was on his way to save a kid.

Why can't I sexualize snail?

Ask her to come back

make a 720 and walk away

Slam her face into a wall duh. I have no idea why ara ara thought to do that, what a dick

Janitor please be nice.

Ask her what makes her so best

what's with these sluts and bandaids

Have a conversation with her.
Nothing is better than having a conversation with her.

So her knees don't get sore, obviously. She'll spend a lot of time on them after all

So, is her clothing the proper style for 1989, or is it an anachronism?

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Was that ever mentioned in the books or is shaft really full of lolicons?

my guess the latter

Man, that's just wrong.

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All the pure girls get one.

araragi her

Anyone have a webm of snail reverse molesting rrg

Ask if she's lost.

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B O I
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Suplex her.

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Hug her

lewd

Stutter

nothing out of fear she'd tell a policeman I'm a lolicon

Ghosts can't call cops.

nice toes

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Walk past
I hate children

Throw salt at her.

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birb is hungry, what do you feed her

bird shit, see how she likes living in the south when winter comes through and I can't go a day without a bird shitting on my car

a kiss

I want them to be by imoutos

She may have a shell, but she keeps the real goods up front.

was it rape?

not rape

Why was she suddenly for kissing? Did she break up with her boyfriend?

i don't think her boyfriend exists

>boyfriends
they only need their onii-chan

In Neko Shiro, both sisters say that their boyfriends are just like RRG. They're only using them as substitutes, and would jump at the chance to have the real thing.

They don't exist.

How are the novels? I recently finished watching Owari/Koyomimonogatari and I fucking loved it

Are there any decent translations?

Sodachi Fiasco (Sodachi Lost sequel) and Acerola Bón Appétit (Kissshot prequel) are translated
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Thank you user.

There are official translations of the novels too. Kizumonogatari just got released and the first part of Bakemonogatari is coming out in Dec.

I get that you're still mad, we all are, but we've just got to let it go.
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I can finally start an actual physical collection of the books, that will be nice. Too bad by the time they catch up Monogatari will be long dead.

>livin' the dream.

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Why do Gatari-fags lie to themselves that this waifubait bundle of fanservice is deep?

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DELET

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It doesn't answer the first question

Suet and sunflower seeds.

At that time they're still dating, but Tsukihi is probably about to break up with him. She's at the point where she's stopped doing stuff with him, even for valentine's day and white day, just because she doesn't feel like it. As to why she's down for kissing onii-chan, she just spent the last few minutes subtly ogling his toned body.

Wait does that mean monkey lost her purity?
When did that happen?

When she started reading yaoi novels.

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So when she met Crab.

is that a doujin?

Looks like it.

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Doll was made for rape

Tell her a joke.

You need a good amount of courage to do that

bat>snail

Yes, but Hachikuji is good enough that I won't begrudge anyone who prefers her.

No.

Yes.

NO

When I first watched Bakemonogatari, Shinobu was my favorite because of her looks. When I rewatched it, Hachikuji made me smile at every turn, so she became superior. Later arcs make Shinobu appear not that smart and overly emotional, plus she lost a lot of the mystery and charm she had when she barely spoke.

>liking Shinobu in Bake when she does nothing
>not liking her when she becomes a character
You're fucking stupid.

It makes sense to me.
She was mysterious in bake, and I guess a blank slate of sorts.

It's like snake was liked by some people, who had shitty taste, until medusa arc.
At which point she was liked by other people with even shittier taste.

That's what I said. It was just looks, and while I enjoyed it, I didn't retain as much information the first time around.

Ask her why her backpack is so huge.

But Shinobu isn't a selfish cunt like snake. She became a character and got better. Nadeko became a character and was shit.

I mean that bat may have developed into a character that was different than what a person expected and so they liked her less afterward.

Obviously not exactly like snake because she developed, or more accurately was exposed to be, a total bitch but the general principle holds.

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Rape.

Headpats.