I was born breech. I always joked that I knew how horrible the world was and I didn't want to come out so I had my feet braced on either side of that hole fighting like hell. I theorized that this might have had something to do with me not being a normie.
Are there any other Cred Forumsacks that we're breech?
Liam Gonzalez
Fellow breech baby here. I wondered what this myself
Thomas Rodriguez
Maybe we should go to one of those faggy liberal arts colleges and try to get grant funding to explore this topic further.
Easton Morales
Same, my mom had to have a c section. It kind of reminds me of pic related.
Matthew Lee
Mmmmmmm maybe baby
Carter Torres
c section baby here, tried hanging myself in the womb, haven't stopped trying since
Noah James
I my labor was 18 hours, I don't think i want to come out either.
Adam Richardson
Same here. Also c section... I think OP I on to something
Jaxson Morris
I came out normal, but you know what they say about dissapointed optimists.
Anthony Morales
i was a c section because i was fucking huge. i weigh 12 pounds at birth
Kayden Morgan
Me too man maybe that caused some kind of autism on us
Austin Jackson
only incest faggots have touched their moms pussy
Connor Rivera
i just realized that i've never touched a vagina. thanks for pointing this out.
Dylan Perez
a friend of mine was born with the umbilical cord around his neck, he was completely purple. nearly died. doing great now though.
Parker Scott
samesies brrooo also ancap
Kayden Myers
Caesarean birth here.
Jeremiah Cruz
My moms vag was loose. I slipped out like a greased burrito.
Ayden Brown
psst..i'm also from canada
Xavier Ramirez
That's not the vag. You exited out the anus.
Levi Hernandez
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW, MY FETUS GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
Evan Morris
I was stuck because of my broad shoulders.
Hmm.
Gavin Bell
same shit
Jonathan Lewis
you had exposure in your mom's womb. sorry she wasn't always very careful.
Ryder Diaz
just don't think about how it got that way
Austin Foster
are breech births redpilled?
Jace Bennett
same here, though i didn't know that was the word for it. mom says the doctors called it "sunny side up"
Jason Wood
yo mamma a chicken nigga
Charles Hall
I tried to hang myself on my umbilical cord so they had to give my mom a C-section.
Julian Gonzalez
c-section reporting in. When I asked mum why c-section she told me that I was choking myself with umbilical cord. I was suicidal even before being born kek. But now I think of a suicide as the worst way of pussying out.
Grayson Carter
Me, but i was a c section anyway
James Wilson
>mfw I realized I’ve been deeper in my Mom than my dad ever got
Nathaniel Cox
Everyone was, which is weird
Levi Sanchez
c section master race here
Joshua Kelly
Had a sibling come before, so that checks out.
Caleb Edwards
We didn't want to be here but now that we are we have to become Kings.
Luke Flores
Reminder that mothers cant form a tight bond with their child as if it was a natural birth. you are unloved outcasts. have a nice day.
Jaxon Hernandez
We Are Caesarian Aryans.
Thomas Lee
Nigger, we were so valuable that society literally risked the lives of our mothers by cutting us out of them so that we could come to master this world and lead the people to righteousness.
Austin Green
nigga, you shitpost on Cred Forums, you mom risked her life for nothing.
Noah Richardson
Please lead me to righteousness. I'm lazy, and it's your job to do all the work for me.
Do it, leader.
Isaac Hall
I didn't even know this was a thing
Joshua Foster
Full breach. Here's your redpill: We should all be dead, along with our mothers. Nature intended us to be weeded out. Chew on that for a bit while you meme anti-gun control legislation today.
Ian Smith
Me 2
Nathan Lopez
I was a C section because my mom was raped by a nigger when she was 9 and couldn't give Birth no joke
Nathan Smith
Because you live in a society where the genetic homogeneity prevents that sort of shit. Just you wait until Malmo is half negro. Black women cannot birth white children (larger brains). When those mutt-offspring women start breeding with their lighter skinned counterparts, birth complications become a real problem. A significant number of births in the US are not only planned these days, but are mostly c-section.
Julian King
Nigger they literally had to do a Cesarean section just to get me out
Liam Adams
c section is god tier, breech is for milktoast newfags
Tyler Gonzalez
lol
Liam Gray
Get a gun and kill Jews. I will lead you with a trail of blood.
William Williams
Sucks for them, because we are here and we have guns. This is our world now.
Julian Perez
Anyone else remember being in the womb? Whenever I try to recall my earliest memory it's of a dark, tight place.
Noah Ramirez
Apparently my birth was pretty easy. So...
Jaxson Watson
I shit all over myself in the womb. What does it mean?
Luke Phillips
I got stuck coming out and the nurses started yanking on my head to pull me out
My dad got angry and stopped them but i think them yanking on my head put a dent in it and game be permanant rain damage.
omn the mibble of my head theres like an indent that goes in, super annoyingw hen i cut my hair
Cameron Baker
>being this delusional
Levi Foster
Natural birth here >y'all are monsters >you are a tragedy of science
Robert Powell
We wuz cesar and sheeit
Adrian James
I was born through c-section, not sure if it had anything to do with the presentation but it's possible. I was also never breastfed. I'm pretty autistic but glad not to be a normie
Anthony Bailey
You were failure fetuses who would've died during birth and probably would've taken out your mothers too had not modern medical intervention saved you. >but let's turn this into a cool 'redpilled' narrative! t. frogposter
William Howard
not really breech but Docs thought Mom should have a C-Sec because I moved or something
She didn't, i came out well(I think) i dun remeber
Jason Cox
Are you a Pajeet?
Jacob Allen
brute force....
Wyatt Murphy
And you would have had your teethed smashed by your fellow tribe men for being such a obnoxious sociopath disrespecting them, instead of shitposter anonymously online thanks to computers.
Jace Price
C section here. My mom would've died if they hadn't sliced her open and removed me. Forceful eviction, I call it.
Michael Wood
Dude same, I almost fucking died. I'm not that lucky
Jeremiah Garcia
>el luz extinguido
Kayden Clark
>tfw I literally killed my sibling in utero
Thomas Carter
>all these low IQ anomaly babies I am disgusted. I was a literal 10/10 baby.
Blond, blue eyes, fat as a pig. Born 100% naturally.
You creeps disgust me.
nice! double the care for you!
Adrian Collins
I was breech birth
Ayden Price
But I was also a natural birth. No c section here
Ian Jenkins
you absorbed his soul so you now have the strength of one man and one baby
Wyatt Thomas
small majority of "smart" people are C section babies, this is something myself and some friends have noticed in the past. We theorized it was just due to not having a shit-ton of pressure on the head when coming out, or due to some effect of anaesthesia on a prenatal brain (specific to the c section not just the normal anesthetic given for normal births)