My theory is this

My theory is this

Playing as a nonsexualized girl = gay if you're male/ straight if you are female

Playing as a sexualized girl = straight if you are male/ possibly straight if you are a girl but only if comes it from a need to want to be sexy which alot of girls strangely want to be sexy characters. Otherwise you're a lesbian

Playing as a nonsexualized male = straight if male / lesbo if female

Playing as a sexualized/openshirt shirtless romeo sort of character = gay as fuck if male / straight if female

...

>play as boy
>still straight
>play as girl
>still straight
>play as attack helicopter
>still straight
#wow #woah

It doesn't matter who you play, only who you fuck.

...

It really doesn't matter who you play, but there are some very true memes about the type of people who prefer to play as girls.

While not always true, I find that the majority of people who play as girls exclusively in video games, regardless of whether or not they're sexualized, are horny spergs with a teenage mindset (DUDE: BOOBS!) that make all of the

>cute! CUTE!
>this is a x
>which x would you y

etc threads.

Basically, they're faggots.

What annoys me most about them too is the mindset that complaining about any female character from anything instantly triggers them and they go

>"LEL"
>"2016"
>"not wanting waifus in EVERYTHING"
>"what are you a faggot? lmfao bro dude pham"

pretty sure a long pointer finger just means you have low test
like me ;_;

I'm male and I play as either the gritty tough male, or the big breasted sexy female.

>website let's you choose "custom" gender
>type in 'attack helicopter'
>deeply satisfied

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>I'm actually a heterosexual woman

Nice

My theory is this

I just think that girls are pretty

Fapping to cute girls = straight
Wanting to be or being a cute girl in a vidya = faggot/trans

It's not that difficult

I play whatever gender will get me to minmax. As long as there is multiplayer, I do this.

In GunZ, female characters could butterfly more consistently and easily than male characters, so I played female.

If there's no difference or it's singleplayer, I play male.

So strictly utilitarian, what a lazy faggot

You forgot
>I would _____ [character]

>Character of a videogame somehow determines sexual orientation

No, user, a burning desire for cock defines your sexual orientation

I will need some examples of "shirtless romeo sort of characters".
Only to prove your theory.

If you play as a female you obviously have a burning desire for npc cock

Any faggot with long flowing curls, a muscle man, any overly sexualized male. Any chad that's not wearing clothing desu. Or some anime boy who's obviously yaoi

Playing a male in no way clears you of suspicion about your desire for npc cock.

>>I play whatever will give me the most competitive edge
>wow what a faglord lmao

I'll bet you'd be one of the infantrymen bleeding out on the battlefield from a couple of arrow wounds while crying about how cowardly bowmen are.

Shut the fuck up and post more girl Dante

But at least you have more of a chance to get npc pussy

Yep, I fucking hate cowardly campers such as yourself.

>Playing as a nonsexualized character = you can appreciate normal things
>Playing as a sexualized character = you don't care, you find it amusing or you're a horny retard
There you go.
Also the opposite gender equivalent of "girl" isn't "male".

>cares about pronouns
Found the fag

Just because you play girl characters it doesn't mean you want to be a girl.

What is the opposite gender equivalent of "girl"?

>pronouns
I'd say "found the tard", but this place is so full of them I'd be hard pressed not to find one.
Boy. The opposite of "male" is "female" in case you were wondering.

What was his fucking problem?

You want to say that boys aren't males?

If you fap a lot, hair starts to grow on your palms

Only a faggot, woman, or redditor actually gives shit about said pronouns used to discuss gender.

Only an illiterate dropout refers to male/female or boy/girl as a pronoun.

No you spaz, I'm saying that the equivalent of "girl" in the opposite gender (male) is "boy".

this

>im a homosexual woman
nice

Funny it says im heterosexual but I frequently fap to trap porn, and only occasionlly to lesbian/softcore boob play

I kek'd my pants

don't let Cred Forums make you forget who the real pepe is

You are safe then.
The length of your fingers prove your innocence and serve as indulgence to spare you the fires of hell, where degenerates belong.

rare well used pepe desu

>Playing as a nonsexualized girl
focus on gameplay

>Playing as a sexualized girl
focus on gameplay, just enjoy it a bit more

>Playing as a nonsexualized male
focus on gameplay

>Playing as a sexualized male
play game while having a giggle

>Heterosexual women
Fuck, I'm gonna have to cut my dick.

this is a surprisingly well used Pepe that mirrors my face as I read the faggotry of OP's post.

This so much.