We're doing a nep thread right neppers

>first time encountering your enraged ass
>"repeating"
Oh my, was that it?

show me one video game related post here, not a picture, POST

Why should Video games belong on Cred Forums when it's known that Cred Forums doesn't play vidya.

>play nep on pc
>dirt cheap, don't need a new handheld/console, same great neps
>no physical or LE goodies, games are months later
I wish I could justify getting a vita

Not related, but I can't wait for Saturn vs Nep.
PS: Saturn is best Noire.

See
The quite she's says when she beats the enemy in her video game.

Get fucking rekt m8

A non nepliever wants video game talk

>post why you always include Compa in party
>post why Compa is the best character

The character compa, featured in OP, is a character from the video game series hyperdimension neptunia

>play nep on vita
>pirate them all day one thanks to glorious Henkaku

>make a pokegirl
>compare her to best goddess
¿Que?

>non nepliever
you couldn't be more wrong, all I want is to avoid making Cred Forumsnep threads into nepgen2.0, but I guess it's too fucking late for that, goodbye comfy threads, welcome same shitty memes

But Saturn was better than PSX.

He forgot this is Cred Forums we don't talk about video games/ video game characters/ literally anything related about video games on this board for video games

They won't become nepgen v2 because ghost, kuugen and spankfag won't come here. And they are the 3 biggest shitposters and most cancerous people on that board

Does she have a party of 6 grass type or psychic type?

>3 caners out of 40 aren't here so its good
You are delusional as fuck

>post why you always include Compa in party
Compa is best healslut

No you thick cunt you aren't listening. Those three are THE cancers of that gen.

so does this sega hard girls thing have glorious sanshiro anywhere in it? I see there's a saturn girl, they HAD to at least mention him right?

Nobuo Uematsu was a 'character' in V so I'd imagine they'll dig deep again

>having compashit on party with superior rom healer in the party
>nepgear as lead

your thoughts on yellow?

K-Sha detected.

Noire has no friends

They nerfed her in her first ever video game which was sad, she was borderline unviable like the makers

However that didn't stop me from using the newest loli addition

Eh, she's not my cup of tea personally,but she's okay I guess.

No. I worship her even more than K-Sha

>worship
One of those euphemisms for lewd again.

What's wrong with that?

(Standard comment about how neps aren't for lewd, etc.)

Oh they most certainly are. I would literally do anything Lady Noire wanted me to

Are there any 3d girls that even come remotely close to nep? That kind of endearingly lazy teasy funloving memelord personality? I'm not asking for nep, that's plum impossible, but close enough to be tolerable

>never showed up in the anime
I'm still sad. He's been a renamed NPC in chirper events though so he may at least show up as that.

There has to be a girl out there somewhere.

Let's not force video game talk. Let it flow naturally.

I haven't fully met her yet, but she seems like a nice young lady, though this was BEFORE she "GG-No Re'd" the entire party.

*continued laughter*

The funny part is that she basically did that for 10 years with help of Mr.Badd.

these are the most run of the mill, generic anime designs ive seen in my entire life

why is there such a huge annoying fanbase for them?

e-even if she wanted to h-hold hands?!?

Baby girl is all about them shares, dude. I'd imagine you have to do a shit ton of work with her to even get to that point.

>designs
pssst
they're characters too

>h*ld h*nds
You'd need to marry her for something that extreme.

Whoa now, even I have some limits

>*continued laughter*
There has to be someone, anyone, I just want a petite qt goofball to have fun and play vidya with

...

I would gladly

Heyo user

I highly doubt there exists a 3D gaymer girl/ironic memelord on the same plane as nep. Good luck to you, and everyone else that bothers to try.

Noire will never be a mother, why live?

In your dreams, she can be anything you want her to be

Can i dream her into being Vert's little sis?

Of course, if that's your desire. My desire involves whipped cream and lots of pudding.

That's just going mad with your powers

Mathematically unlikely.

She doesn't need to be as perfect as nepu, just in the ballpark. Less vapid 20-30s 3dpd bullshit, more lazy memelord who likes vidya and gives no fucks
are you really a london, and do you consume copious amounts of pudding?

Did we like big or little Falcom more?

Compa is the best nep to gf

>very cute (this is important)
>airhead but not stupid
>goes along with everyone
>good with kids
>good with pets
>can cook
>has a job
>hair looks like vanilla ice cream
>soft as a cloud

Vert will remain with no one but Ran Ran to comfort her and her large amount of teraflops.

Little one obviously, what are you a degenerate?

>one of the games
>Nep gets stuck in a confined space with Compa and the rest
>"There's two big lumps of yarn in my face!"

I personally prefer yonger Falcom.

Little has cuter hair but big would be better for hot passionate cuddles

I endorse this post, aside from one thing
>gf, why bother? she is perfect for wife

I agree, however gf? You'd better marry her if you plan to do anything more with her!

>anything more
Such as?

no i am a sweden, sorry

>you will never prematurely ejcaulate the very instant Tiara touches your dick, as she proudly exclaims "Oh my, was that it?"
Why even FUCKING LIVE bro's?

brush her beautiful hair, look into her eyes lovingly, or even hold hands

...

What gets a Compa off though? I've never been able to think of something that would make her syringe blow out.

copulation in the missionary position, Compa's lovely soft backside on the bed as she lay defenseless, as you softly and lovingly thrust into her until you plant your seed inside of her

Compa has that innocence about her, though I bet IF fucks like a tiger.

>V-II
>Achievement unlocked: OPERATION! Master

IF going super saiyan as she orgasms is now canon

ANOTHER fucking thread? Just let it die and do it again in a couple hours.

You fags are becoming /vg/ tier

>why Compa is your favorite
I am not sure. Her personality and soft look got me I guess. I used to dislike her up until a certain point I can't remember in RB 1

>why Compa is the best
Just look at her and how she acts, that's the most kind-hearted, friendly and caring creature you will ever meet, not to mention already a housewife and pretty hot. Also way smarter than you think, I mean, she does love math.

Btw posting full picture, since it was a screencap of mine

Yeah I stole your picture and edited it down, I never take full screen caps I always take a screen snip in game

>TL note: "Uzume" means "ikemen".
tangorin.com/general/イケめん

>Compa in party
Because she isn't a glass cannon like Rom and muh Poison-Paralysis-Mystery Medicine XYZ-Sweet Syringe combo
Mainly because I like her though

>best character
objectively wrong gameplay-wise, but she sure is best girl

Bit late aren't you faggit

Have more, I like to take pictures

Praise.
In Noire's game she responds very well to praise, I guess it means all she wants is someone telling how much you like her.

This is a very confusing post.

Nepumania is running wild, brother!

It can't be stopped.

Why is she so absolutely perfect?

He's saying he wants to kill Compa

Broccoli is the sexiest Nep.

Cutest, not sexiest.

Not unless you find bloomers sexy.

>Not unless you find bloomers sexy.

...

Oh well in that case, here you go. Without the text box.

I meant I want to h*** h***s with Compa

Every Nep gets the dick

well that was awfully nice of you

>All Neps
>Futa

/d/

God I want to bury my face in those fujo funbags

When did someone with actual taste arrive?

>telling her how much you like her

That's lewd

Actual best FFF coming through

I'm guessing she also has a large posterior if what Noire says is true.

This is a Suds free zone. Go find Nepgear if you want to do that.

Um, no

Odds of her returning for the next mainline Neptunia?

Uni is my UNIverse

Slim to none, it's a crying shame

I see that you are posting Nepgear.

>next mainline

Don't worry, we know.

>insert not as clever as you may think pasta

Inseminate Uni with dogoo cum

>Tiara is strong, independent and an absolute semen demon that would be fucking incredible in bed
>Nepgear is a pushover wimp with zero ability and probably never does anything sexual

Not seeing the resemblance champ

>Origami

it feels so wrong, like I'm betraying the perfect petite goddesses, but I just want to ravage vert and get bullied for sucking at online games

>You will never have a child with Vert whom Vert teaches to call her Bert

Eh, I'd rather aspire to be Vert's personal heal slut.

>salami

Nep nep is sexy

built for marry

...

...

Salami?

I want Compa to give me a nursing hand job

That is not the intended use, sir

oh mamma, i want to be compa

Breastfeed me!!!

Never did figure out the point of those collectible cards in V-II.

That's deplorable

A shitty RNG based trophy

That is reserved for the cute baby you will make after you two are lovingly married, cease this at once

This

Hey, you can't blame him.

Mini-skirt/sweater puppies is absolutely hot.

That little fucker is gonna have to 1v1 me for them

>hot
it is cute and pure and she is for cuddling

The anatomy on this seems fucked.

Or is it just me?

its impossible to count all the degenerate things I'd do to her
would you really fight a baby for the option to drink tasty milk from Compa's sensitive breasts while it makes her moan?
...Ok we are making this into battle royale

A bit, kind of

She looks great in a swimsuit

With that attitude you don't deserve Compa!

>Ok we are making this into battle royale
Fine by me. I don't play fair btw

She'd look better in my bed

In a swimsuit?

Any suit

Oh shut up faggot, you ain't the one to decide
that's alright, I wasn't going to play fair either

>all these compa fags
That's OK that leaves best ultimate perfect girl for me

Her birthday suit.

>post why you always include Compa in party
I don't, but she's generally the best at dispelling status ailments and is a bit more durable than Rom if you want AoE healing. Nepgear, Plutia, or MAGES. are generally my healslut because big heals tend to be more important than AoE or status dispels.

Kind of a glass cannon. Really good in the early parts of R1 before the other characters learn their good abilities.

I-if it's Lady Noire then it's ok.

I love Blanc
For the sake of not repeating myself 50 times in this thread, that is all

COMPA BELONGS TO IFFY

>more durable than Rom if you want AoE healing
You use the twins so that they go thermonuclear on the enemy. After you've won, you can heal up all you like.

>yurifaggotry

If you think compa would want a perverted meanie like you, you have another thing coming

...

Tricking Noire into jerking me off would be easy as fuck.

No.

Underrated, the post

I'LL FIGHT YOU, CHU, AND NEP TOO IF IT MEANS I CAN HAVE COMPA'S HAND IN HOLY MATRIMONY

IF would make a better husband than you

What about murder gear?

How is that a bad thing senpai?

>IF is a man
Noooo please don't say that.

I have serious trouble with thoughts about fucking the neps, they are just so cute that I would like to cuddle them for hours instead of blatlantly pump my penis inside of them, maybe I'm too perverted to actually picture them doing extremely lewd stuff.

You've got a point. Compa was none too happy when she found out Warechu was in ASIC.

Well, that's the thing some of them have that "too cute for lewds" appeal like say Rom and Ram and others were just BUILT FOR SEX like say Vert.

However, a lot of them blur that line like Blanc or Noire.

Don't worry user, you can pump your penis inside of them, as long as it's missionary for the sole purpose of procreation and no private parts are seen during the process.

>you will never experience the feeling of Noire tenderly wrapping her fingers around your rock hard shaft, working her hand up and down as she blushes and states "i-its not like I like doing this for you or anything!", continuing her gentle yet powerful pumping action, then watching as her eyes light up when you finally ejaculate

This life is truly unbearable

Don't do that. Use some of mine instead.

Time wasting. They know how much you want that 'chievo.

>a lot of them blur that line like Blanc or Noire.
what you do is cuddle, hug and have fun with Blanc during the day, when night falls, you nep like rabbits

Lastation neps are literally built for industrial breeding and as cum disposal units.

>Rom and Ram
>Not built for sex

Whatever you say

>Implying this is bad
Noire collects shares in her mouth, uni collects then in her butt

>K-Sha found out about alternate-dimension Noire and is openly claiming a "threesome ending"

But that's their HDD forms onii-chan

never said it was bad desu

Same diff

What's all the Compa love recently?
Did you finally realize how much of a wonderful creature she is after playing VII on PC?

Not at all. Some Neps are crap in their regular form, and vice versa

Single user posting over and over, there might be 2 im not sure tho

*Shoots you in the face*

A lot of samefagging. Look how upset it has made best candidate

>all this video game discussion
Well might as well try, so how did you guys feel about this moment given what happens later, in fact what are your opinions on V2 plot?
Now watch as I get maybe two responses saying they dont play the games they just look at the pics

I realized how great she was after playing HDN1 on PS3, PCuck

There were/are 6 different Compa posters in here I think 4 degenerate lewd ones and 2 of us pure lovers of Compa

Don't be so quick to say that user. I'm sure there some that even you feel just don't live up to their hype in one form or another.

...

Remind me of the context. It's been a while since I played it.

My opinion is that Uzume is CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

I WANT TO HOLD HER HAND SOOOOOOOO BAD!!!

>plot

Literally who cares about the plot of the video games?

I play the games for cute grills doing cute things

Where did I put that button..

Wh-what is this urgent feeling in my pants? S-stop it user!

Well, I posted some Compa too, guess it makes 3 of us?

Joining the pure lovers, Compa was made innocent for us

That's why I said recently, you silly user.

That's the rabies kicking in. You should probably get that checked out

Here

Just admit it. You want to bend your nep of choice over and fuck the everlasting life out of her. Everyone here wants to fucking do it, they just think they are being cute by refraining from saying so

I'm gonna go fap to that Noire cosplay JAV

Well, DUH. But I'd at least buy her dinner first

Nepgear goes to search for the info about that world on the internet, Uzume approaches her and says weird shit, then Nepgear thinks she has fallen asleep and Uzume comes to pick her up becuase she was away for a while

You better post a link senpai

Huh, I actually didn't think too much on that little bit

Yes, she needs her strength. It's going to be one long night

you click the little downward arrow by the post number, go on, at this point I can't even blame you

>Go downtown to eat, then go down on her to eat

Sounds like fucking paradise

And marry

ploot

Forgot pic

Loving mother with her 3 daughters

Oh, right. She wasn't as "innocent" about her past and background as she thought?

Not sure what you mean but that was Kurome's debut moment, just under disguise

I downloaded this ages ago, but the code is PPS-270

Based as fuck. Thank you

I searched that and got an Attack on Titan video.

sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=1133897

The Noire section is at the end. AoT and Touhou are before it.

Look harder. It has both AoT stuff and Nowaru.

is this a good video game?

I see that now. Forgot they sometimes do completely unrelated characters in the same title. Herp.

The last good video game was Mischief Makers

Yes, buy them and proclaim your love to your favorite nep.

I only include Compa in my party when I have to to make a full party.

Otherwise I keep her out

which one should i get
which one is best

Megadimension VII is probably the best.

Please post more Uni.

lewd? cute?

V-II is the best, however, the other RB games are sufficient.

Your wish is granted.

I'd tell you to kill yourselves but you'll never reproduce so your genes will disappear anyway.

In conclusion, you're all awkward virgins who will most likely live for multiple lonely decades before dying completely alone and unloved, probably by suicide.

Have a good thread.

Gonna beat ya up!

VII is the best, but I suggest you to try RB 1 first. You will probabily not like RB 2 and 3 too much, but I generally don't suggest to skip them.

Compa is waiting for you!

Don't bother, it's literally one circlejerk group probably coordinating to keep shitposting here on Cred Forums
You know it's a bunch of samefags when you reach 500 posts with less than 100 unique IPs

I've seen threads with half as many posts have more IPs

Thanks, you too

first post best post

user, there's no need to be jealous just because the games you like don't have as many committed fans talking about them.

Don't reply to pasta.

it's a real shame because I really want to talk about the series as a whole and not just girls, but these fags can only repeat the same shit over and over again
see for just one example
And then you have retards like this that think that if someone criticizes the thread they "clearly" aren't fans of the series and should go to other threads, which is fucking hilarious because these people more than likely didnt even hear about the series until PC release

The last major release was in February.
Blanc's game was a shitty cash-in.
4GO has almost no new info outside of UE4 being used.
Nep Connect Chaos also has very little info.

There is fucking NOTHING to talk about right now. Nep games are very niche and don't usually get picked up or talked about until a new one releases (soon). SOMETIMES you'll get someone that is genuinely starting out with the series asking questions, but stated before, that usually only happens when a new game releases.

I'll take "LOOK AT THIS NEP" faggots over PCuck beggars any day. At least I can get pics from the former.

Now stfu and look at these Neps that I would love to bed.

Excellent Neps

Fair enough, but you do realize the girls are a major selling point of the games. So, of course, that's what a large portion of the posts are going to be about.

We discuss the games sometimes, but since there's not much to discuss, it's no surprise that it goes back to "which nep would you fug"/"look at this nep" etc.

I think it's better to have any gameplay discussion flow naturally in short spurts instead of it being forced.

>outside of UE4 being used
What?
Does it mean we can expect good graphics?

>Nep Connect Chaos also has very little info.
Will probably be another shitty cash-in.

>Does it mean we can expect good graphics?
Anime aesthetics can only look so good. Maybe the enemies will look cool. Who knows.

I also am for pure marriage and love of the companion

>Blanc's game was a shitty cash-in.
I thought people liked zombies compared to U at least, was it that bad?

>Blanc's game was a shitty cash-in.
I disagree, U itself was okay and Blanc just added more content to it, the biggest issue I saw people have with it is the writing being shit, which I think might have been intentional because, you know, Blanc's writing is shit
>There is fucking NOTHING to talk about right now
Then don't make the threads? If you want to talk about your waifu you can do it on /c/, hell there's a nep thread there RIGHT NOW pretty much dedicated to Noire. The thread started not because someone wanted to talk about the series or even the girls, but because the fag wanted a Compa imagedump, again, that shit belongs in /c/ and I'll be more than happy to provide Compas if the thread is actually in its right place
> but you do realize the girls are a major selling point of the games. So, of course, that's what a large portion of the posts are going to be about.
Except the posts are "post ", "I love ", there isnt even any discussion about their personalities and you can definetly make actual discussion out of this, for fucks sake I already attempted to start conversations with this pic but this shit is going nowhere

I personally thought Blanc's game was worst save for some minor changes. Then there's shit like this which sets me off.

At least it didn't have that Neptral tower bullshit.

If you want to talk about the series as a whole then go ahead and put up a topic to talk about. Even though most of the faggots here are just posting cute girls, there's a high chance you'll get some discussion going on. After all, we all here have played these games and definitely are not here just for random cute anime girls right?

And there's nepgen too but thread lightly there. It's even greater circlejerk than here, just like most of the generals.

I'm gonna give you some tips to make your Cred Forums experience a little better.

1. Report threads and posts you think are off topic with the subject of the board.
2. Do not engage in said threads or posters
3. Hide threads and posts you dislike

WOOOOOOW that was so fucking hard.

Blanc's game was LITERALLY made as a halloween game for Japan. It's a worst cash in than fucking Producing Perfection.

The only non-main series game I have is the Noire one.

Is that one good?

Idk, I thought it was pretty good. Then again, I do like games similar to Senran Kagura, so there might be some biased there.

Only thing I don't really like about it was how tagging is multiple buttons when it should be one and that's a minor complaint.

Again, fair enough.

I do wonder of 4GO will be an actually Nep style MMO or a SAO/.hack-type game.

Idk, I think he has good intentions in mind. There's also the possibility that the mods might get sick of continual around the clock Nep threads.

From what I understand, it's a fairly decent SRPG. I haven't played it so I can't really say much about it.

>>post why Compa is your favorite
Desu
>>why Compa is the best
Desu
>>general nepnes
NYUU

>there's a high chance you'll get some discussion going on
see >After all, we all here have played these games and definitely are not here just for random cute anime girls right?
*BEEP*
WRONG
>And there's nepgen too but thread lightly there
There's a reason I come to Cred Forums nep threads instead of nepgen, so I can avoid trash like spankfag or people literally circlejerking over another user and many other, but the reason is completly lost when entirety of Cred Forums threads are now looking just like nepgen
everything would have been fine it
>1. Report threads and posts you think are off topic with the subject of the board.
worked, as you can guess, it didnt
and yet it sold well and was praised for multiplayer aspects and upgrading on U's formula

>It's a worst cash in than
ESL detected

It's a very average SRPG. It did a couple interesting things, but the execution was a bit shit.

For example, pairing characters next to each other made your attacks stronger. The problem with this is, if you don't kill the enemy in your turn, this gives them the chance to completely fuck you up with AoE attacks.

Faggot detected

>I do wonder of 4GO will be an actually Nep style MMO or a SAO/.hack-type game.
Oh hey, discussion, I can get behind that.
And yes, I'd like to think I have good intentions, but whatever
They already announced that the game would be a ARPG, so I guess its more of SAO type, the question here is, how do they handle the this new style of gameplay, hopefully they don't just copy shit from U/Tag, especially since the characters in 4GO aren't supposed to fight the same way they used to

R1, R2, and R3 are on sale in a bundle on the Humble Store last I heard.

>and yet it sold well and was praised for multiplayer aspects and upgrading on U's formula
A low budget game "selling well" hardly means anything. And improving U's formula isn't exactly hard to do.

It's still a barely above average game.

>Someone posting a battle quote means I can't talk about the game
nah you're just a whiny piece of shit

Even nep-nep hates you.

>5 posts per IP is shitposting
No, 1 post per IP is shitposting.

>which I think might have been intentional because, you know, Blanc's writing is shit
I never considered that. Meta as fuck.

Thanks for the info.
I had forgotten that I also have PP, if I recall it was like $4 at gamestop.
How's that one?

"Worst" is used when referring to something on its own as being bad compared to other things
"Worse" is used when making a direct comparison between two or more things.
You wanted to say "worse than Producing Perfection"

Fails as an idol game AND a dating sim.

A complete waste of time unless you REALLY like the voice work/characters.

>Compa in the OP
Now this is a thread I can get behind.

Lame. I'll still play it because I'm a whore.

Thanks for the info.

I would of looked it up but I literally could careless

cute collarbones

the cutest

...

>Fails as an idol game AND a dating sim.
how so? I'm no expert on aidoru and I didn't even know it was a dating sim

You don't *play* producing perfection. You save yourself the time and money by watching someone else *play* it on youtube.

Well I still think Cred Forums threads are most likely to get any good discussion going on if you compare them to others. It's just what it is if you take into account that this is a very niche series that most people would consider hot garbage if it were not for the cute girls.

There's also the fact that most people don't or can't take neptunia games seriously in any ways to talk about them. They're just too full of references, goofy shit and 4th wall breaking that I'm amazed that sometimes something resembling conversation pops up.

Now simmer down and take these cute girls.

There are only about 5 songs from what I can remember and when you "play" them, it's just mashing buttons with very little thought put behind it. Once you do this a couple of times, it immediately gets old and makes you wish you could just skip it altogether, but you're forced to play them at certain parts of the game.

You're also put on a "timer" where you have to get your goddess of choice to like you enough to get the better endings for them. This consists of training them to be good idols and just generally hanging out with them.

>s and just generally hanging out with them.
>you will never really hang with them
Pull the trigger, Capt.

well hanging out with neps sounds fun at least, is that why he called it a "dating sim"?

I'll hang out with Neptune, but please keep the little sisters away from me

youtube.com/watch?v=RAD7WNQqURU
Pulling it doesn't help, I'm still here, with no nep in sight

>Pulling it doesn't help, I'm still here,
so... you missed?

No, something is keeping us here
youtube.com/watch?v=U0U-zl9nduE

Yeah. They also fall in love with you and shit.
A lot of people were annoyed with self insertion shit, but that subsided over time.

>They also fall in love with you and shit.
I'm sold

>spending a day with worst girl

I didnt post Noire's tough

Well, its not a crime to have shit taste, but you surely have it

Stop it please, you're both wrong.

Hope you like ketchup if you plan to play the Neptune route.

I'll eat the ketchup if it makes her happy

Little sister are lewd

absolutely rude
I mean I can't really refute it since I haven't played VII yet, but I'll just assume you're wrong since plutia is a thing

I think we can all agree it''s Vert.

There's nothing wrong with ketchup

>an entire bottle

She could've been making meatloaf. I'm pretty sure that needs a lot of ketchup.

If it's for nepu, then it's fine

I've played VII and I can assure you that he's very wrong.

/r/ Orange Heart transformation because I apparently don't have it saved.

nah it was pancakes or something like that. I don't really remember, but it was something that normally doesn't use ketchup that had tons of ketchup in it

It's Japan, so it was probably omelette rice

Fug, forgot Plutia and Peashy. Alright, 3rd worse.

actually that might've been it. heh.

Well, to me, ketchup in rice is weird enough.

Anyway, I'd eat it for nepnep.

What she was made for

I want to impregnate Compa

I literally just made omeraisu for myself.

I would love to taste Neptune's food.

>You will never eat Neptune's pudding
This is a double entendre.

I appreciate you.

How do those taste, user? I can't imagine fried rice thrown in the middle of an omelette would be particularly tasty.

Various forms of healing. Mental, physical, and sexual. Emphasis on that last bit.

OP back once again, I'm extremely happy people bitch about Neptunia threads and pay no mind when literally every other video game attracts threads talking solely about its characters (ex: Jill from Resident Evil)

Why are niggers so salty about Neptunia threads?

Anotha one.

...

Why wouldn't egg taste good with rice? I mean, most/all fried rice recipes use egg. It's just on the inside this time.

But the answer is definitely the ketchup. It really brings it together.

...

CUTE!

probably because the entire series bar Megadimension is shovelware

if these games didn't have perfect girls that I very badly want to impregnate I wouldn't buy them.

>if these games didn't have perfect girls that I very badly want to impregnate I wouldn't buy them.
ch_buisness_plan.txt

>If these games didn't have perfect girls that I very badly want to impregnate I wouldn't buy them

Whereas that statement most likely is true for 99% of us who actually unironically enjoy the games, hasn't it just become a feature at this point? Why can't people fuck off and accept it.

I want to suck on Compa's nepples.

Just post more Compa and they will all go away.

Neptune is perfection

They hate us cuz they ain't us.

...

From what I've seen so far, sharing pudding with neptune (the literal kind) is an amazing bonding experience and I'm sad I'll never get to experience it myself. I guess I can still eat pudding in the middle of the night by myself ;_;

More of her in a bikini?

Did you use a guide or something? I might get this game pre-owned if there's a guide for perfecting the neptune route.

I'd eat Noire's pudding

Get in line

4 Uzume

Yeah. Some of the event stuff is fucking stupid and hard to find.

Here you go

I think I remember using this guide. You can scroll down if you just want to focus on Neptune and not wanting to get every trophy.

playstationtrophies.org/forum/hyperdimension-neptunia-producing-perfection/205249-hyperdimension-neptunia-producing-perfection-trophy-guide-road-map.html

>little jiggle
>qt salute
Is she as cute as her animations suggest?

She looks so cute and nerdy in that bikini

thanks

Yes. Uzume puts on a tough tomboy facade because she's the sole protector of the people in her dimension. Occasionally she slips into her cute side.

HDD is 100% cute mode.

She's like a really boring Compa in HDD mode

...

I feel like Blanc should be the focal point of that image

but I'm biased because she's my waifu

They all look great in their swimsuits

The only similarity is that they're both ditzy. Compa's ditziness is unmatched though.
Fuck off.

And is the tomboy cute as well? From what I'm seeing I think that guy might be full of shit and uzume a cute

This shot is not as good.

Don't worry, the background is cheering her on too.
The game knows who is best.

>And is the tomboy cute as well?
VERY. I mostly dislike tomboy type characters but Uzume is one of the rare exceptions.

And that Compa has a personality.

Good thing I like ketchup.

Any of Compa in a bikini?

>that whole scene
steamax's spaghetti, nep giving into the lewd, compa panicking about the
>n-naughty books!

Fuck off with your waifu wars shit, faggot.

Thank you!

Yes. Every bit.

Yes. The facade is paper thin and she's like affectionate like a puppy if you start praising her.

More Blanny

Sorry, I usually don't buy DLC things so I'm only working with what's in game.

E-Sha is a miracle of the universe.

Thread is majorly lacking in cutest.

Blanc is cute

...

Can this just be a bikini thread now?

Orange Heart is more bubbly and energetic than ditzy. I never made the connection with Compa while I was playing.

>Invisible penis.jpg

Truly one of the classic Neptunia scenes. *glance*

...

>Yes. The facade is paper thin and she's like affectionate like a puppy if you start praising her.
c-cute
this is gonna be a welcome respite after rb3 and iris "top cunt but in a bad way" heart

I want Iffy to force me to do things I don't like while she's holding that gun

Fuck. Every time I read this, I wonder why Sonyggers/Noirefags can dare claim how Noire wins when Sega saw the light way early on. They were the ones who got netplay going, and they had online game store services when there's no such thing whatsoever until well after the death of Dreamcast.

>Orange Heart is more bubbly and energetic than ditzy. I never made the connection with Compa while I was playing.
Same. That guys is just being a fag.

...

...

>I'm sad I'll never get to experience it myself
Tonight don't cry. Know that I share your pain and be strong for her.
Chocolate pudding masterrace.

...

Best bot

So hot

...

...

...

is she?

...

Why is compa so perfect? chu

...

It's okay for girls to be naked around other girls.

I can accept mai waifu being stolen by miss flavortown, but don't you try shit

>Steamax cucked CFW Brave on Uni
why is this allowed?

Because Brave is dead maybe?

But user, Brave's spirit is literally watching over Steamax and making sure he wins the Unibowl.

Uni loves multiplayer.

...

What if Brave is actually Steamax?

...

...

...

>M. Night Shyamalan writes a nep game

>Missing the Brazzers logo

Uni a kurwa

>that shit resolution

...

...

Player 4 has connected.

...

...

>File size faggot.

usuń to dobrze ci radze

>Young suppressed robophile tsundere takes on two bots while her sister secretly watches
Now to make the video a reality

Affimojas has more refined tastes

nah

>Implying he wouldn't just go search for Vert

...

So did Steamax.. that didn't last.

...

I miss Anonydeath.

Steamax was weak and lacked training.

Purple hair and swimsuits. What's not to love?

NO ASS
O

A
S
S

...

personality and breast size, have a superior nep

...

youtube.com/watch?v=5wNZcIUr-Gw
>you will never spill your spaghetti that hard

That's a pretty good nep

>There will never be an event about Affimojas, Steamax, CFW Brave and Anonydeath going to a pub

Blanc is best Nep girl

Top papa.
P-ko calling him papa and Rei mama even after the brainwashing was adorable.

...

...

I really fucking hated how low his voice was compared to literally the rest of the cast. What fucking idiot let that slide.

>Steamax and Brave talking about Uni while Affimojas tells them to get taste
>Anonydeath flipping through pictures of Noire while pretending to pay attention
Fund it

It won't be accepted here cause you idiots seem to think you're an exception to the rule that you retards should be posting in the general.

You're not special and I don't know why mods allow it. Judging by the latter half of this thread, you people are doing nothing but posting fapbait shit anyway

Shoo, shoo, fujoshitter

Cry more

>he plays Japanese games everyday
>plays Japanese game with american voices
These are the kind of people posting in the thread right now.

if you don't like the thread feel free to report and hide it

Jew-Sha acute

>Oh I got spurs, that jingle jangle jingle

I would gladly play Tales of Zesteria with her.

It and Symphonia are the only 2 on PC right?

Heavy emphasis on that second part.

SUMMON WRITEFAGS

...

Anonydeath isn't a real robot. He's just a man in a robot suit pretending to be a trans to hide his identity.

yep, whatcha gon do about it nerd?

...

That really made me think...

>neppy loves cheeseburgers
I thought I couldn't love her any more than I already do, but I was wrong.

Finish your burgers nepu nepu

>pretending
One doesn't pretend to be that fabulous.

Is there any depth to these games at all or is it just weeb porn? Just curious.

...

what would you do to if-san?

can you honestly see any looking at this thread?

It's neither. Just a good time.

>I thought I couldn't love her any more than I already do, but I was wrong.
Such is the magic of neps

Video games are for fags

Throw it in the trash and go find a real girl instead

Either way, he is fabulous.

Make her suck my egg plant.

More swimsuits?

I dunno man, she's kind of iffy.

Time to burn a heretic.

I think you've had enough.

That joke was bad and you should feel bad for saying it.

Well, if you MUST know.....

Not exactly

Just cute girls kicking some ass while spouting memes at 9000 miles an hour

>implying Cred Forums actually discusses video games in any thread

"Don't make me laugh" - Shao Kahn, 1996

Hey! I'm a titty man but flat girls need love too, you prick!

delet

...

>you will never have autismo time with Iffy

I want to unleash my chuuni powers with Ein Al

little if is shit
and she's blackmailing neptune

...

It's fine, most nep jokes are exactly that bad and you know you love it.

>none of these characters will ever return

thank god

...

>user thinks that Japanese Voice Actors work for free

If this was any game besides Neptunia, IF would have been made as a boy.

Ummmmm, fuck you??????????????

Yea see it's even self aware.

It's just nice to see simple, low brow humor that you can just plainly laugh at without it having to be complex or other bullshit.

>No comment about the new game

First Four Goddesses Online: Cyber Dimension Neptune was announced today!

>This time we’re trying to represent the characters differently to make a fantasy version of Neptunia.
>The title has the word “Online,” but it is not an online game. The setting sees Neptune and company playing in an online game world.
>It is the game that Vert is playing in the main Neptunia titles, but Vert is not the protagonist. The four goddesses are. Vert might have a bit of a greater importance though.
>The four goddesses will little by little become allies, but they’ll all become allies early on.
>The story begins when Neptune and company, while normally playing Four Goddesses Online, notice the presence of new characters, and then go on to fight those that are enemies.
>Development is 20 to 30 percent complete. The release window might be winter.

Are you HYPED?
What are your expectations?

>that horrible translation

what

This is really old news...

Dumb jokes, memes, tits, the usual fare. But most importantly just a good time.

>months old info

>Development is 20 to 30 percent complete. The release window might be winter.
Man they definitely put the factory in idea factory

What was the original line, Mr. Otaku Faggot?

THESE ARENT REAL GAMES
MARIO RETARDY TIME

so what you're saying is licking sweaty nep nep tastes like pudding?

Well yea, they're certainly not working on any kind of new idea's, that's for sure.

Before your thread is over, just wanted to remind you how fucking pathetic you all are. A lifetime of lonesome misery awaits you cringey fat weeaboo virgins. How you aren't already planning your suicide, I'll never understand.

See y'all next thread.

Yeah

Thanks user, you too!

>he doesn't /fit/ while nep
Step it up bro

>lonesome
>misery
huh? I have neps, I'm neither of those things
and apparently jap girls are into the neps too, if 3d is your thing

...

...

Infinite stars scattered all over the world...
Time to start our quest for the ultimate video game!

What's the matter, goddess, why so mega giga serious?
Hooked! Obsessed! Get you! I do!
Love scheme, thermal runaway

Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
I'm gonna select "new game" with no fear
Here we go! Way to go! Neptune!
Pulse wave, echoing love song
Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
Friendship Love! Bifrost!

Even if we're a madhouse, there are bonds here between us
Good job my sweetheart
See you next week...

what'd I miss?

Dude that's the game's basic risk reward system. The only real problem is that the enemies were so retarded...but it's a big one.

Day 14 and already 100% affection? What the fuck?

Just some guy calling us lonely virgins. The usual normie stuff.

I LOVE NOIRE!!!!

But how can we be lonely when we have Neps? Checkmate.

How does Noire's navel taste?

I'd imagine it would taste like no friends.

fite me

How u do that

I really don't remember

nepgear is a cute

Only when dressed in the blood of friend and foe alike.

She's a very good girl though.

Can we just play vidya over some pudding instead?

>494 posts
>64 IPs

This guy is right, neppers are just cancerous autists.

I suppose she is considering she did what none of the other goddesses could even dream to achieve.

>he says while posting atelier
You know, one thing you have to give nepfags, they don't go around attacking other series

>ITT: cringey virgin weebs who will die alone, having never had sex or even a kiss

At least I'm not part of some mindhive circlejerk that can spend weeks, years doing the same shit and posting the same dumb crap in the same threads in a place where they don't belong.

Get your shit straight, neptist.

Post 501 -- Kill yourselves, cancerous moeshit weebfag permavirgin fat fucks.

take it to /vg/ with the katawa shaggies and life is lesbos

I'll throw some (you)r way, because it's amusing in a way to see you sperg out harder than the "sad weebs" you're trying to bait

>At least I'm not part of some mindhive circlejerk
Actually, you are, you are proving that by posting more atelier, because lets be honest, you are on the same level as nepfags, and you want to show how your fanbase is "superior" so in fact, you are shilling your own circlejerk
>that can spend weeks, years doing the same shit and posting the same dumb crap in the same threads in a place where they don't belong.
Again, you guys do the same, I have seen your threads, they are no different, just less frequent and die from lack of posts
You can continue shitposting in this soon-to-be-dead thread, but you will only prove my point right, you are just so buttblasted people enjoy a different series than you and yours gets far less exposure, so you attack them, pretty fucking pathetic

>Again, you guys do the same, I have seen your threads, they are no different
We actually talk about the games, for one. GUST general at /jp/ is focused on gameplay discussion and there's only threads here to recruit newbies into the series or talk about upcoming localized releases.

We don't circlejerk over which Atelier we'd "fug". We just post lewd pictures and move on.

literally nobody here cares about your autistic butthurt over this series, you tard. We will continue to do what we do whether you like it or not.

See you fags around

youtube.com/watch?v=iYzx-eHN-Zc

You are aware this is against board rules, right? You're supposed to fuck off to /vg/.

>We don't circlejerk over which Atelier we'd "fug"
Damn you are bad at lying
>We actually talk about the games, for one
Okay, this begs the question, why are you here then? What is your reason to shitpost here? It's as I said, you are butthurt over other series being more popular, and /jp/? Really? That's one of the slower boards, it just stands as another proof because your threads wouldn't survive on Cred Forums and /vg/.
And lastly, you are doing really huge disservice to your fanbase by posting here the way you do, if you want people to view atelierfags as these salty retards, go on, but I doubt you tought that far ahead about this

shitposting is also against the rules yet that ain't stopping you, and how curious that you waited with it until bump limit, could it be because this way you don't have to risk getting banned for shitposting?

Cry about it some more, faggot

ha ha ur gay

>shitposting is also against the rules yet that ain't stopping you
MOM, GET THE BURN HEAL

>fan of a game about an item shop complains about fans of a game that is actually a JRPG and not a pile of shit
you can't make this stuff up

>Damn you are bad at lying
We shitpost a little and post copypastas and move on, at worst. We're never as bad as you are.

>It's as I said, you are butthurt over other series being more popular, and /jp/? Really? That's one of the slower boards, it just stands as another proof because your threads wouldn't survive on Cred Forums and /vg/.
We go to slower boards because we don't need to stay together and talk about the same thing over and over. We head to the GUST general in order to discuss GUST-related news and images specifically, and we browse other boards and threads in the meantime. We stay within the line of rules and don't fuck up how boards work. Do you get it?

>if you want people to view atelierfags as these salty retards, go on, but I doubt you tought that far ahead about this
Is this an attempt at threatening me? That's cute. And no, no one will "see us" as "these salty retards", starting off with the fact that the retards here are you.

No, I just decided to post now because I felt like it, you dumb fuck. I'll be seeing you in your next thread if I don't fuck off to play something or do anything somewhat meaningful with my life.

Because he needs, craves and loves the (You)

>doing something meaningful with my life
that's already making you salty to me. Here's your (You)

>We shitpost a little
Must be pent up because you're going all out right now :^

>We stay within the line of rules and don't fuck up how boards work
Don't make me laugh, you are contradicting yourself right now
>And no, no one will "see us" as "these salty retards", starting off with the fact that the retards here are you.
Let's see
>Fanbase A talks about their series a lot
>Fanbase B talks about their series a lot and attacks Fanbase A
Pretty fucking certain anyone with a few braincells(surely more than you have) would see you as the retard here
>I'll be seeing you in your next thread if I don't fuck off to play something or do anything somewhat meaningful with my life.
If you could, you wouldnt be here

>Nep games
>Not shit

Very funny.

>Asking people to follow the rules is all-out shitposting
Dude, what.

You're not following them so why should we?

If you have such a problem with these idiots because they aren't following the rules report and move on.

You're just enabling them dumbass.

>Very funny.
If truth makes you laugh you must live some really weird life, last I checked the atelier fanbase seemed to agree that the game quality was dropping since the 2nd trilogy, but sure, go around calling others shit

He wants his (You)

If it makes him fuck off because hes fed then Im fine with it

Even modern Atelier games are better than nepshit. The fuck you talking about? GUST is just in its transitional phase that happens every new generation, soon enough the games will be fantastic again. CH always shits out trash.

Jokes on him, I want them. I may not look it but I'm a master retard.

Atelier is, by definition, trash. Sooo...

LAST FOR NEPS ARE CUTE AND WE SHOULDN'T FIGHT BYE GUYS!