Reminder

I dont think i need a reminder of how delusional can the zelda fans be to believe their dragon´s dogma children's version deserves praise.

>believe their dragon´s dogma children's version deserves praise.
and who believes this exactly?

Yeah it's really awful, too much variety and fun.

Other open world games are doing gameplay much better, see Fallout and Witcher.

Has nothing in common with Dragon's Dogma, luckily. Dragon's Dogma is the most unspectacular shit overworld I've ever seen with literally nothing in it. The game is all about fighting monsters and there are no monsters in this open world except cyclops and this lion thing which both can be killed by a braindead two year old.

What a huge disappointment this shit was, Jesus Christ.

When did Link become so cuhrazee?

>Super Smash Bros. attacks

Oh shit.

>Elder Scrolls will have to compete with this

I really do think Bethesda is shitting themselves right now.

>not Zelda II attacks

Maybe the next Elder Scrolls game will have decent combat for the first time in the franchise.

Oh, who am I even kidding?

Nice job getting two hours into the game, retard

Today I will remind them

I can forgive watching MLP, being a tripfag/avatarfag, and even shitting on Iwata.

But putting ketchup on steak is OVER THE FUCKING LINE

wiiu is dead?

>was at first annoyed that weapons are breakable
>recently replayed through Dead Rising
>loved the rush of having a weapon break and having to improvise on the spot
>items in BotW have infinite use/cooldowns anyway and the bombs can be used in clever ways

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

You are not funny, impressive, or interesting in any way. Please do not post on Cred Forums again.

>go die in a fire if you put ketchup on steaks
well fuck you too nigga

If only it could sell consoles.

I ain't saying that. But you should strongly consider not using ketchup. A good steak doesn't need any seasoning other than maybe some salt and pepper.

Unless of course you're eating a shitty steak, but even then there's better things to put on it than KETCHUP man.

>not Soul Caliber 2 attacks

that is the only enemy

>these graphics

Holy shit, this is N64 tier.

It will consoles. A few mil maybe.

>link will never straddle a Bokoblin's shoulders and spank his ass with the flat of his sword
>or better yet, link will never straddle the shoulders of a stalfos and spank his boney ass with his own arm

What is even the point of all this

i think im gona put ketchup on my steak next time and see how it goes

It will sell a console. singular.

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Reminder that Nintendo thanked Wii U owners for sticking them through hard times by cucking them with the inferior version of Zelda.

What

I wonder, will it be inferior?
I still don't know if the NX is going to be able to do 1080p or what, but I guess no one really knows.

Like, is it going to be 900p, since it's a handheld? Something like that, you know?

You never saw this move in Soul Calibur 2?

They said that the only difference between the two versions is that NX will have better visuals

Not that I don't believe you, but is there a source on this anywhere?

Is the NX really a handheld more powerful than the WiiU? Not saying that's too hard to do, of course, but I'm wondering if that's really the direction they're going in, considering the 3DS was 240p.

mynintendonews.com/2016/06/16/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-features-different-visuals-on-nx-but-same-experience/
They said "different" but we all know they'd be dead in the water if they actually released a console that's less powerful than Wii U.

Actually they didn't even say that, they just said it'll look different.

We might be in for an uglier version of BotW on the NX

MNN is an absolute shit site, but I'll believe it, with what was said in the article. Thanks.

(For future reference, avoid that site like the plague.)

Maybe if you're blind... We've seen less than 2% of the map and there are already tons of enemies.

Bokoblins
Blue boss bokoblins
Skeletons
Bats
Chu chus
Ice chu chus
Ice bats
Guardians
Mini guardians
Stone boss thing

Might be forgetting some

If only it wasn't stuck on a garbage system.
Literally the Wii U's bloodborne.

just like how the PS4 is Ps1 tier :^)

>This is what Zeldafags actually believe

The 'different visuals' quote came from a\n associate of Emily Rogers. You can even see her mentioned in the source tweet.

It's not true, and I even believe there are quotes from Aonuma refuting it.

I cannot believe nintendrones are this retarded

Why is ketchup on steak so bad anyway? Granted the steak should be well seasoned and juicy enough that you wouldn't even need it but, desperate times call for desperate measures, right? I'm not going to suffer my way through a dry steak.

nah, the dudebro audience won't even look at it since it's not "mature" enough therefore it cannot be taken seriously by them

You're delusional if you don't think the NX version will be superior.
>b-but muh twilight princess
GC version was better because of no waggleshit.
Out of the two consoles here, Wii U has the gimmick controller.

Please tell me this is cropped porn.

I just want to play the game. It'd be a shame if they didn't release the E3 demo on the WiiU. Keep it locked to the 20 minute timer so you can't just keep playing it without losing progress.

Have you seen the kind of shit you can do in this game? I think it'll win over anyone who sees it in action.

I think TES looks rather boring in comparsison.

I think they'll be the same game.

Zelda is a meme?

Yes. Facebook-tier meme.

>can create updrafts in slow-motion through fire arrows

I really hope you can fly infinitely

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>ketchup on steak

You're a pretty big idiot if you don't think the average gaymer will hate something for stupid reasons.
There's a lot of people who hate zelda just because its popular, they can find other reasons.

You might as just not eat steak at all.

>buy new console for zelda
>beat it
>no new games to play

seems like the guy you're replying to hates TES because its popular