Yesterday we had a good Rocket League thread

Yesterday we had a good Rocket League thread.
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>webms
>stories
>tips
>keyboard vs controller

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>>keyboard vs controller
Is that even a debate people are having?

No. M+KB is obviously better.

Delete this

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Do painted pigeon toppers exist?

>Rocket_dicks.jpg
I only know one asshole that calls it that. Get out of here Canada

Possibly. I'm praying for painted lightbulbs

So I've been using the steam controller for Rocket League lately. On the whole, it's been way better than my 360/One controller.

Im using a scheme that has the the right trigger for gas. When you're about 90% Down its full speed. Then It clicks into 100% and I'm boosting. I never have to take thumb away from the e-brake for drifting.

But there's also the levers where my pinkie and ring finger are that are for jump. Legit 10/10 for rocket league.

Yeah, for typing rants after you lose every match.

youtube.com/watch?v=opmwfRqdGsg

why don't we play together?

my buddy uses that, I tried it, not really a fan probably because I'm too used to the default button mappings
the customization with the steam controller is a nice option though

the steam controller is legit 10/10 for most games though.

Well, except when it randomly crashes steam and stops working.

Yeah, it definitely took a lot of getting used too. But I'm discovering a lot of meta that I had no idea existed before, and I'm playing differently because of it.

Drift-Boosting is fucking amazing.

>Drift-Boosting is fucking amazing.
didn't need a new controller for that. You could have just stuck Air Roll/Powerslide on LB/L1 like everyone else.

Make group.

I love playing on my Xbox and beating PC players.

Get at me.

I never see PC players type any text, though. I was expecting a lot more banter.

Most PC players gave up on typing to console players since they cant respond with anything but quick chat

>I never see PC players type any text, though.
Communication, other than quick chat, doesn't go cross console.

Also, it's possible that you're playing against PS4 players too, since PSYNet players are either cross-platform group.

console guy here, desu I removed the key bind entirely to input actual text. I think it was the select button or something, but I just made that bring up the score board 'cause it felt more natural.

Console players can't see anything typed by PC players, nor share voicechat.

Only thing that works crossplatform is the quick chat.

I didn't think PS4 joined in on the cross platform thing, I thought it was just Xbox and PC.

How do you see us PC mast.. players? Does it show our avatars?

I use the keyboard. I can't use a controller to save my life.

If I make create a match how many people would join? on PC

>doubles
>game just starts
>get scored on unlucky
>teammate: "cmon b a team player"

Fuck off dude. Shit happens and you're half the team. Letting PC players out of their containment system was a mistake.

You guys show up with "psynet" instead of an avatar

lame, thats how console players look to us too

Anyone got the Takumi: Combo. I have a spare Dominus: Arcana to trade for it if anyone needs/wants it.

If you both went for the ball then you're at fault and retarded.

If you were closer he's retarded. Vice versa.

every doubles game is like that

if you're the first one to complain it means you're the good player of your shitty team.

how many times i've scored more than 5 goals with someone just to be called a noob the next round with some shitter.

someone say webms? this is back from the paladin meme days

>teammate makes fun of me nonstop for whiffing save
>I proceed to score 6 goals after that
>other team to the guy: "So when are you going to contribute?"
>he ends the game with a sad 20 points

Redpill me on car selection. I use Venom.

Who else
>assistman
here?

It feels better to perfectly set up a teammate than to score most of the time.

kb+m master race

Octane 4 lyfe

PS4 shows up as Psynet and Xbox players have the generic portrait that guest players have

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I'm using the takumi
Cars with more round hitboxes are better for dribbling.
Dominus is good for dribbling too

I give teammates the best fucking setups but apparently I only do it when they're glued to the floor in front of our goal

just buy a gamepad, cheapskate.

>not just binding rb to be air roll and handbrake so you don't have to move your thumb

obviously the right way to do it

i don't want to use my spare bucks on a controller i'd use with one game only
also i'd have to re-learn everything

>Console players can't see anything typed by PC players, nor share voicechat.

300 hours and i had no idea. all that banter wasted. i thought they just never had mics and obviously no keyboards.

I asked in a RL thread last night that for some reason got deleted, so I'll ask again
Why are so many people salty in this game recently?
>Playing 1v1
>Beating a guy 2-0
>He says in chat "U ready?"
>Respond with "Ready for what?"
>Beat him 4-0
>He quits
>About 20 minutes later he demands a rematch
>Say "Okay"
>Beat him 8-1
>Starts claiming I'm hacking
>Wants another anyway
>Beat him 5-2
>He screams this on mic
FUCK YOU NIGGER, ONLY I'M ALLOWED TO WIN!!!
>He then leaves

Breakout is the best, because you can do ballet in it.

god damn same here

Where does this controller > kb+m meme come from? It's like saying being right handed is better than left handed.

user seriously?
ps4 had it first

This is becoming a trend in most online games I've noticed. It's like kids think spending money on a game entitles them to feel good and like a winner no matter what.

I just ignore chat now, and most people online. It's too bad cuz I used to enjoy bantz until everything in the Internet became serious business

I'm in.
PC, Europe

>pick up game
>get really good
>start doing comp
>fly to a decent rank uncontested
>rank suddenly flips and net loss 2 or 3 positions every time I play with me obviously fucking up hard every game
>stop playing for a month or two
>repeat

Please make it stop.

Depends, do you allow shitters?

sure why not

Is this even true? I thought that was a rumor started by fags thinking console players couldn't type in chat.

Did any of you try switching from keyboard to joystick?
Should I even bother?

I've got a little while to play. PC, west coast.

not getting much feedback here now so maybe I'll make a thread later

I always wondered why Cred Forums doesn't play games much together

>there are retards and underages who play video games on the internet

consider yourself lucky that it took you this long to notice.

>playing goalie
>watching teammates hug the ball against opposing teams corner for half a minute straight
>suddenly a snail steals the ball and leisurely rolls it towards our goal
>teammates do nothing
>get triple teamed and scored on at goal
>other teammate: wow you guys are fucking stupid

I would gladly take an option to remove all communication but the team positioning quickchats. I don't need this ball tapper noise.

>goalie

Because Cred Forums is full of insufferable faggots who communicate only in memes. Almost every meetup save for a few games is entirely filled to the brim with voice cracking memesters. It's the type of experience that leaves a piece of itself with you for the rest of your life.

>that guy who never trades off being goalie and just ball chases

>playing goalie
You deserve to lose.

Unless you are playing 4v4 and you also suck dicks, there is no point to have a goalie.

Just play in backfield a bit and strike when the ball centers.

/vg/ is for playing games together user

>Great Pass!
>Great Pass!
>Great Pass!

>So
Fuck off and die.

>sitting in the goal for a half minute doing nothing while the ball is in the opponents corner

you deserve that silver.

Not on PC.

So, Snow Day (hockey) is best mode right?

UNDERWATER

I think I'm pretty solid, I just fucking suck at timing my aerials

>Play Rocket League
>Want everyone to die

About the only story I've ever had.

space

Certainly the best to just relax.

learn to follow a reply chain you mong.

I use the same trigger method for boosting.

I have some additional mapping changes however. I use the left-pad to steer. Click in the left-pad in to drift. The rear-grips air-roll (replaced the drift-to-roll mapping).

Xbox and Ps4 can both play with PC players (and only chat with quickchat)
But can't play with eachother.

CAN'T LET YOU GO CAN'T LET YOU GO

BuUu bum

Budadum badabum baa bda dum

>goalie
You're the retard in this scenario.

Hockey is the only sport I like and it's the one game mode I absolutely do not enjoy in RL

Is anyone else here getting almost no Champion Crates 1? Everytime I get one is 2

pretty much. think i've gotten 1 champ1 and 5 or 6 champ2

>tfw too poorfag to buy keys
I've resorted to trading crates for keys with some friends

last 6 crates been cc1
feels good man, i've bought 1 key and got some good shit by trading the crates and other stuff

>tfw no Narwhale skin

>tfw not a poorfag just refuse to get involved in this kind of key/crate valve jewery
>won't even trade crates to friends who buy keys because i don't want them supporting this cancer
>all those mystery skins other players can barely notice in game

what even is drift boosting?

I'm assuming it's exactly what it sounds like but what are the advantages?

This

Shits a fucking scam anyways

>having to pay money for skins that you want that you might not even get because it randomized

Crates are the ultimate video game jew.

>tfw no cases

Every shitter thinks there's a goalie position but there isn't.


You rotate the frontline and backline. You never sit in the goal longer than you need to.

Sorry about the file size, I just use Windows' Snipping Tools, didn't realize it sucks so much for filesize,

Then you aren't solid.

Nah I was at midfield where I fucking should have been. But because my teammates were behind the ball when it got taken away I had to move back to goal to avoid being juked and letting a free goal.

You sound like you fucking suck though. Do not talk to me.

One of my favourite goals.

Wew

this isn't Cred Forums friend, no one will mind.

Powerslide + boost

You turn around really fast and can practically spin on a dime

>you're sitting mid
>in your words the opponents "leisurely" roll the ball towards your goal
>you do nothing to stop it

stop trying to damage control. you'll get better in time m8.

>Want to buy this game
>40 Burguers worth of DLC

this better not b p2w

>Average consolebabby

i'd skip replay desu.

How do you find people to trade
I'm gonna trade my import car for some keys

>reading comprehension

>RT gas
>LT Brake
>A boost
>X Jump
>LB air roll
>Y button toggle cam
>B button drift
>can driftboost by pressing A+B

It works for Distance

>1-1
>back-and-forths all game long
>30 seconds left
>our bottom scoring guy by not even close stops and types out

overtime, huh?

>while he's typing, opponents score

>I like getting juked and collecting "what a save!" Comments from my pals!

Stay shit.

DLC is literally just new cars. You already basically have all of the body types in the game already. The DLC cars aren't p2w, since they're just about the same as the stock cars, but they look a lot cooler.

>this better not b p2w

it's not. it's csgo levels of faggoty cosmetics. they had cosmetic dlc before they took tips from the top jews from valve and went with cases/keys.

Fucking sad people thought blast ball was going to blow this game out of the water

>Breakout: Dot Matrix

God damn I want that one so bad.

>digital vs analogic
>in a game built around analogic input
that's why I'm still kicking pccucks asses

>Admits that he plays "goalie"
>Admits he just watches the play for 30 whole seconds
>Admits he lets someone "leisurely" bring the ball to his net
>Tells someone else they're shit
Hmmmm

I play KB+M sitting at Challenger 1 after 155 hours

>says the guy who got juked, scored on, and then got called fucking stupid by his teammate

k.

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1v1 is the best mode

>I play KB+M
>Challenger 1 after 155 hours

this seems about right. i can't imagine getting higher than challenger 1 with m/kb.

>Calculated.

NEWSFLASH: PCS CAN USE ANALOG JOYSTICKS

CONSOLEBABIES AROUND THE WORLD SHOCKED AT REVELATION

LANDFILLS AROUND THE WORLD FILL UP WITH OBSOLETE CONSOLES AS CONSOLE KIDS REALIZE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING ON PC BETTER THAN YOU CAN ON CONSOLE

PC SALES UP 10000000%, SONY AND NINTENDO GO OUT OF BUSINESS

"WE WERE JUST YOUNG AND IGNORANT," SAYS FORMER CONSOLE DEFENDER

QUALITY

it really is. improves you the most by far and makes you a better team player somehow. really forces you to learn how to position yourself to stop easy goals.

not him, but I got Challenger Elite with 80 hours solo in season 2, kb+m
haven't played too much lately though

that's crazy. i don't know how you did it. props.

>says the guy who got juked

Who?

posting more year old webbums

What's the best "Epic Save" moment you've ever had?

>tfw just got into challenger after 350 something hours of play
>controller
H-having fun is what counts, right?

and I want better painted wheels

H-how many games in ranked?

just stop replying. take the L and learn from the criticism m8. stop trying to justify how you stood around for 30 seconds playing goalie just to get scored on and getting mad.

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I honestly don't like it that much, I never play the breakout anyways.

My main is the Marauder, so I'd love to get a universal decal to put on it.

>having to hide your master tag because you still can't place higher than challenger 1

embarassing day. thankfully everything started to click and i got better.

Where can I see that?
I think 100,150?

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copy and paste your profile link into this rocketleague.tracker.network/

>100-150 games in 350 hours

i fucking hope not.

526 :(

I play a lot of normal games.

>.tracker.network

>Played for over 60 hours so far
>Can't even fly properly
>Can barely touch the ball even when its on the ground
>Usually miss the goal
Should I just kill myself Cred Forums?

Nice!

you're so silly....

you should play 1v1 until you gitbetter

>that orange truck that almost knocked it in by driving under it, and towards his own goal

Literally the worst kind of defenders

Do the training. All of it.

>Literally the worst kind of defenders
>Calculated

>people on Cred Forums are only here to link viruses and phishing links

site is news to me

What's the name of that site where you can see trade offerings? It was posted here yesterday

greatpass.io?

I got you fampai
rltracker.pro/trading

Yeah I was talking about this one, however
thanks for that too

Anyone else played supersonic acrobatic rocket-powererd battle cars? Much better then rocket league.

>been challenger elite in 3v3 forever
>tries 2v2
>already rising star after 20 wins in a row

never looked at videos of the game until now. did they just slap an actual marketable name on the game and it became gotyay? looks exactly the same.

Anyone ever made friends in this game? It's sitting in my library at 2 hours played because I have noone to play it with.

I went back and played it a few weeks ago after a few hundred hours of Rocket League and it is clunky as all fuck in comparison. They polished the fuck out of SSARPBC when they made Rocket League.

>Anyone ever made friends in this game?
i get invites all the time but i already have friends and would rather play with them. some of them seemed like genuinely cool people too. then there's the ones that just want someone to carry them.

Getting mighty tired of Rumble, Hoops is where its at.

rumble is a meme mode. all the other ones require skill over luck.

You're fucking crazy

SARPBC is one of my favorite games of all time, but it had so many glitches. No one played online and the engine was much more primitive

>playing against a premade
>it's two fags who chat in 4chanisms with each other
>kek
>meme arrows
>garbage banter

even played against a team that somehow felt it was the time to type out a conversation about anime while getting btfo. then i started getting involved in it

rumble ranked when?

>face a team that can't face off
>just score a goal on the faceoff 90 percent of the time
>they leave after the third goal

never.

>jump in random game
>other team has one shilling his twitch
>plays like shit

EVERYTIME

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rocket league shill detected

Rumble has made the standard game non-fun for me.

Competitive rumble when?

also fuck crates.

>go to his twitch
>it's a 13 year old on cam
>3 viewers
>want to talk shit to him in twitch chat but can't bring yourself to do it.

Want to trade? 1 box for 1 key.
I'm

Buttblasted blastball shill detected

This shit makes me sad man. Not the fact that they're trying out some money making scheme but rather they're already on the path of doing that bottom-of-the-barrel shilling shit and they're so young. They don't stand a chance.

what makes me sad is knowing that there's probably someone watching the stream instead of playing the fucking game

Crates have destroyed this game in so many ways.

>Crates have destroyed this game in so many ways.
i have yet to see it. can you elaborate?

Neat.

Maybe I should play Comp.

ikr, the community have gone to shit, like every game is some idiot afk, some retard spamming i want trade and few csgo kiddies with gambling sites as their names.

Not as much as the alpha items.

>skill over luck.
>Rocket League

>prospects

baka desu senpai

>Advertising Twitch in game
>Against people who you are playing with
>As if they are going to stop playing and turn on their stream to watch them play the game that they were playing
I don't get it.
The only reason to do it is to hear them rage when you fuck with them.

>not alt tabbing between goals to go to their twitch to see you're the only viewer then come back with improved banter

i love twitch memers

>twitch in name
>any rank below Rising Star
Who the fuck would watch someone be stuck in Prospect or low Challenger

>People are actually communicating again
>this is a bad thing
How?

Why is there no Cred Forums flag?

how can you stand playing non competitive? you rarely even get to finish a game with the original people because once one team is up more than 1 goal everyone leaves.

As much as I hate controllers in every other situations, you cannot properly play Rocket League without analog steering.

>dribbling with ball cam on

>he doesn't use the reddit flag ironically to literally false flag and upset the seemingly 50% of the playerbase that is Cred Forumstards

Rumble is literally the most fun mode in any game tbqh.

literally how

>you rarely even get to finish a game with the original people because once one team is up more than 1 goal everyone leaves.
Never seems to happen with me.

More often than not, a losing team will try to rematch rather than ragequit, and will only quit if it's 5-0.

it must be a low rank or non competitive problem because i've never once seen someone afk a game while in chat trying to make deals. i've seen people ask at the end of a game once or twice but that doesn't bother me.

it really is way more fun than I anticipated. I thought the randomness would wear off but it's so different that I don't get tired of it.

yeah all I've seen is one person ask if anyone doesn't want their crates, that's it

They just gotta nerf the time on the spikes and make it vulnerable to boxing gloves and it'll be perfect

can you guys explain how getting the powerups works for me? i've played rumble a few times but i don't get it. is it literally just a timer and then you get a powerup randomly?

>all these noobs ITT
*pfft*

...pathetic

Yes.

what is there to get

Don't *pfft* in public user, it's rude

thanks

i don't know i just played a game or two because it was new. wasn't paying much attention for a while i thought picking up boost spots meant an interval on the powerup timer and just never cared enough to pay attention since i kept getting powerups.

>teammate drives a merc
>without exception a huge arrogant faggot

see
post it

Damn, playing Rocket League while watching Starcraft at the same time is hard
Also what's a good program to record webms? OBS keeps making the video freeze like this

Passive Aggressive the Game

>Wow!
>Nice Shot!
>What a Save!
>Wow!
>Wow!

Just use Shadowplay if you've got Nvidia. Can't help you otherwise, sorry.

Shadowplay, works great.

Okay, how about some trading? There's quite a bit I want from crates that I don't currently have, and I'm willing to trade.

>teammate uses anything other than octane, dominus, breakout, or batmobile

instant forfeit

prntscr.com/ckryys
prntscr.com/ckrz9a
prntscr.com/ckrzks
prntscr.com/cks01a
Want the Dominus GT

also, add steamcommunity.com/id/mrvarga if you're willing to trade.

It seems you don't have Toon Smoke. Wanna trade it for the Frostbite?

bump

why bother trading

wait a year so we have variety and actual rare items

now i see what and meant

Thanks mate

Sorry, nothing you've really got that I want enough to trade it in for...

I'm good, but thanks for the offer.

>wait a year
That's why.

>more stuff to do in the game
>somehow bad
ok

>tfw opponent gets a goal from kick off

>Right when the guy on the goal moves out to get boost

youtube.com/watch?v=wcJwP5K1sO4

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>trading hats
>gameplay element

kys fag.

>he uses Calculated. instead of Whew.

>200 replies in
>no Cred Forums game room

someone tried at one point.

Guys
Guys
I got 97 hours of game
Is it normal to still whiff so fucking much?

see if you can make the webms bigger or more grainy. i can almost make out whats happening.

yes

Go ahead and make one

Is the ball in the air? Yes.
Is the ball moving fast on the ground? Yes.
Is the ball moving slow on the ground? Yes.
Is the ball not moving at all? Especially yes.

bump

>Whew.

With 97 hours? Yeah.
Try not to be taking dumb risky shots though, that helps.

spoiler that shit dude that's lewd

I've gone from gamepad to KB+M to gamepad.
Both are fine. I fuck up all of the time no matter what I use.

S-sorry.

>not using batmobile to wiggle

>using whew at all

post your carfu

explain this bullshit

>being a dirty fucking yank that can't appreciate the beauty of a good wew

CLAIM YOUR WORDFU

CALCULATED

Nice meme arrows, anonfriend.

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>memeing outside of Cred Forums
Kill yourself.

All yours.

Still don't own one, surprisingly.

Savage!

>Wins
>Top 5%

Feels good to get carried every game

who wants to play on ps4?

i'm not very good but im o ok.

>still can't save separate looks for red/blue team

why is this earth so gay.

but you can, user

You can, right click on a item and choose equip to red or blue

>play on ps4?
>i'm not very good

no need to be redundant user. i'd play with you if i had a ps4

Still no room yet, Cred Forumsermin?

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wut... fuck me.

Haha, didn't you know that?

No. How long has this been a thing?

i did not. fucking how long has this been in effect? start of this season?

Since rumble update
You should've read the patch notes user

Postan webm to keep thread alive for a little longer

Is there enough interest to start a /RLG/ over at /vg/?

Depends what you mean with "so fucking much". I'm 80 hours in and I do a fairly decent job of hitting the ball and hitting it right, at least outside of aerials. When it comes to aerials, I will of course sometimes miss, and more often than that not hit it right, but I'd still call myself fairly reliable at it with how relatively little time I've invested into this game.

I'm really surprised there isn't one already. Fuck, much less popular games have generals, but this one pretty popular multiplayer game with a huge skill ceiling doesn't.

popularity has no bearing, it's mostly autism that drives /vg/ threads

i really fucked up expecting to actually discuss KSP in /kspg/

Is there really that much a difference between the cars?
How do i git gud at setting up aerials?

And what's a good strategy for solo standard? I usually tend to hang around the midfield to either help secure goals or turn around and defend mine.

Let's say that balls on walls at low height is my bane, balls coming at me at high speed while i'm cornering can also be a bitch, especially since i instinctively rely too much on side rolls, something that i'm trying to fix

not wanting to shit on your parade but really really shitty / average at best goal. Plus your camera settings are fucked.

>actually discuss KSP in /kspg/
im so sorry user.

Does /vg/ still have Katawa Shoujo threads? It's hard to believe that fucking "game" and its autistic fanbase are almost the entire reason /vg/ exists.

Nigga, they're on their 3162th thread

>cars
There's a slight difference in certain aspects of each car. There's charts floating around showing pros and cons.

>aerials
Do you mean making a pass for another player to aerial out of the sky?

>solo standard
Keep an eye on your teammates. You can normally tell in the first few seconds if they're dogs or not. If they are, hover around the area just inside your own half and track the ball with positioning from there, ready to jump on any loose balls or ready to turn and rush backwards for a save. Like 45% of the way to their net.

If they aren't dogs, simple rotation works fine.

When defending, ALWAYS assume your teammate is going to whiff his clearance. When attacking, ALWAYS assume your teammate is going to successfully make the pass.

That's what I do anyway.

>They're still going
Fuck me. They need to be /fur/'d.

>someone giving decent advice

amazing.

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It never stops hurting.

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Jesus christ, I don't even know how I'd feel if that happened to me

>Do you mean making a pass for another player to aerial out of the sky?
Pretty much.

Also, dogs are people who just go after the ball no matter what and don't rotate?

Sorry

Yup. Those are dogs.

The only real tip I have for setting up aerials is to get under the ball. You don't have to dodge forward every time you hit the ball, which I see a lot of players do.

How do I git gud? Also, do you play on console or PC?

>dodge forward
you were in yesterdays thread right. no one actually calls it dodging except you right?

:^)

>You don't have to dodge forward every time you hit the ball
You are the enemy!

F

This is the first RL thread I've ever seen on Cred Forums. What do others call it? Rolling?

apparently people call it fucking dodging then. i have no idea. i think roll implies an aerial maneuver so that doesn't sound great.

>reach master yesterday
>everything seems to "click" within the higher level strategy
>dominate most matches with a friend who's a Legend
>we'd take turns between MVPs

>play today
>every game has been ~0-7

Why does this happen?

It's either me wiffing, or
teammates making some of the worst strategic decisions.

general advice when shooting
no roll/flip -> lob
roll forward -> low powerfull shot
roll sideways -> straight powerfull shot
roll forward while underneath the ball -> fast lob

every type of shot has a purpose, same goes for aerials

Another thing, in solo standard / 3v3, what's the best course of action when pretty much everyone is being a dog, both my team and the enemies?
Kinda hard to steal / clear the ball when there's 5 people blindly chasing it.

>not using whew exclusively

Same as when it's just your team being dogs. Sit around the 45 mark and wait for them to fuck up, because they will. Know that they'll bumrush the ball at all times, so if they're closer to the ball than you when they start moving, don't even bother going to meet them, just sit back and easily pick off whatever they try to do. You'll score most of your goals on the counter against dogs.

97 is relatively nothing.
The skills ceiling is pretty high.

stay back probably
when defending be always like a feet behind de goal line, always facing the ball. If you see an oponent that looks like is going to make a dangerous shot accelerate but just a bit in case he whiffs

Testing Instant Replay and WEBM configuration

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>playing in a group 4 v 4
>we lose two matches in a row
>one guy taking the game seriously, 3 of us just having fun
>they score 1 point on the 3rd match
>salt.exe
>starts calling us unfunny, that were losers and other nonses
>dude were playing soccer with cars lol
>salt doesn't stop everyone just starts joking about him
>"1v1 me on rust head shots only m8"
>him and opposite team collide on ball
>ball makes perfect arc into our goal
>3 to 5 seconds of silence
>"FUCK" and you can hear his wires being yanked around
>disconnected, no longer online
>switch to rumble mode because now there's 3 of us
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It's just a game bro lol

The power ups in rumble feel so good

I want to fug the boxing glove

Fuck spikes

>use spikes to snatch the ball
>enemy uses boost power up on me
>boost right into their goal

It did and it died.

I'm bored any weebs want to play?

>Removing the fun part of Rumble because you just spike and boost right into their goal.

I ain't gonna be backline in a fuck around game mode

Its called a dodge in the tutorial m8.

nigger

Depends. Are you a weeb with good taste?

I need polite ways to tell a goal camper to shove his gaming machine right into his anus

Depends what do you count good taste?

Something something cute girls. I don't know.
Post MAL or something.

My Man!

>Wins the match
>Gets demoted
How the fuck does that work

>that engine sound

Mad: The Post

bump

I wish i had ppl to play wit

Do you really?

start a Cred Forums lobby and add some people.

Post ID if you are a cutie i'll play with you

Should I sell my Alpha hat for slightly over $100. y/n?

I want plunger to succ me

500 hours and I have never seen one of those in game. Keep that shit for a few more months and it'll be worth even more.

I'm worried that it's gonna drop in price. It's pretty ugly desu. It seems to be stabilizing around that price. I'd hang myself if it goes way up though.