Meanwhile in Cred Forums-mansion

meanwhile in Cred Forums-mansion...

Why is everyone sleeping in a pile?

Don't come to the basement, I'm going to kill myself and be just as dead as this thread.

Hey guys, I brought my Xbox 360 and my copy of Halo 2 and Halo 3!
Who wants to have a LAN Party in the main living room!

>come on dude hand me the controller already

>implying Cred Forums needs a pool

>welcome to bankok 47

LAN PARTY THIS
*grabs xbox*
*throws it in the pool

>mfw only order Hawaiian pizza so you faggots will leave my leftovers alone

Any of you guys want to play video games

fuck off

d-do you want to f-fuck my boipussy user?

o-ok, but don't tell anyone...

These threads are fucking dick-in-ass homo as hell.

Sage and report.

I will eat them just to make you angry, even If I would feel like I would vomit any second.

W-why user...
I think I am gonna kill myself now.

Too bad Hawaiian pizza is my favorite.

*flicks coin at mirror by a fountain*

FUCK

anyone want to go swimming?
I'm bringing my toaster

Does anyone have a big mirror in their room? I need to take some pictures and my mirror is too small...

Anybody want to play one of my favorite games growing up?

>mfw getting my battlestation on a raft in the pool so niggers won't be steeling my computer

why is everyone in this mansion so stupid?

enjoy your shrinkage

do you want to be the dick-in-ass homo, bro?

>mfw literally any asshole (aka everybody in the mansion) can jump in and flip your whole station into the water

oh shit that dude over there got killed in a closed room
guess witches are real

Anyone else sniff that girl who just moved in's feet yet? Had a whiff when she was sleeping and it was heavenly.

user I have bad news for you.

She's not a girl.

I got a feeling that this is going to get a shitty ending.

>girl

user, I...

Some of you are alright

Don't go into the Playstation room tomorrow.

>Be girl
>Some greasy neckbeard wants to fuck me
>Ok whatever
>Get undressed
>Screams something about boypussy
>Tells me that I'm worthless for not having a dick and storms out of the room
What the fuck was wrong with him

meanwhile in user's room

*walks up and punches you in the face*
*slap you are body pillow's ass*
>everyone is watching
What are you going to do about it, white boy?

Who the fuck let the underageb& and dudebros in?

>she

Playstation room? don't you mean the Bloodborne room?

WHAT

Just got a PS4, anyone got any games I could borrow?

Pineapples are fucking gross.

All yours my friend

I have five copies of bloodborne, but you can only play one and don't save at all.

I'll just get one of these

Yo guys heard this was a cool place to crash for awhile any of you wanna hit me up for some SFV let me know but no shotas, mirrors, or charge characters.

who replaced all the PCs with PS3s

I made some food, anyone want some?