What is the Jumanji of video games?

What is the Jumanji of video games?

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Didn't the kid became human again at the end of the movie?

Technically Cheetahmen, right? I mean, the premise of the game was that of a boy getting sucked into a video game.

Oh boy...

You mean a board game from hell that takes 20 years to finish and no one wants to play once they know what it is?

Dokapon

You'd think the logo on the box would be enough.

You mean a board game from hell that takes 20 years to finish and no one wants to play once they know what it is?

Smash Tour.

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who the cute red hed

Oh fuck

First post best post

i don't get it.

>if you die in the game, you die in real life

I miss Robin William now

There is a monkey in the corner wearing clothes.

What is the top picture suppose to be?

>Karen Gillan
Decent slutte.

Thank fuck Dokapon Kingdom on the Wii is rarer than common sense at a liberal arts class then. The box art with no hyperbole says it destroys friendships.

is that robin williams pic from the new jumanji? is he going to be in it?

I don't see it. Could you circle it or something?

The black guy?
Or there really a monkey somewhere
my eyes are garbage

user...

Yeah, hes going to be all cgi and his lines will be done by a english vocaloid.

the remake version coming 2017

Top kek

>Dr. BraveSTONE
>played by The ROCK

Lmao

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>If you lose the game, David Bowie takes your immortal soul

Fucking hell... i know what youre doing...

You mean Kevin Hart?

This isn't Jumanji, it's Jumanji Squared

Robin Williams is rolling in his grave because of this fucking movie. Why The Rock? Do the producers not realize the whole fucking appeal of Jumanji to begin with was an innocent-looking board game turning out to be a fuck-us-in-the-ass death trap for kids!

It doesn't make any sense for the entire cast to be fucking adults. Jesus Christ. Cinema truly is dead.

Is Van Pelt going to be in it? This is all I care about.

While I agree completely with your opinions I honestly don't think Robin Williams would have given a shit about a shitty remake.

>Jumanji sequel
>The Rock
>Kevin Hart

Things are gunna get wacky.

I don't get it please explain

Eh, true.

>Obligatory scene where the Rock has to carry Hart in some way

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It's a racism joke.

Faggots need to go back to Cred Forums

>Sneak in alcohol tyo theater
>Drink every time Hart points out he's a manlet and black
>Lesve theater in ambulance

Maybe you should go back to tumblr famalamadindong.

Well how about that.

Scottish lass Karen Gillan

ah nice, what are the chances of getting my penis inside of one of her holes, with her consent?

>white woman
>fat nu-male white "man"
>two black men
what did they mean by this

>nu-male
stop using this term
you fucking idiots don't even use it to mean what you created it to mean anymore

>watch comedy show with any other black comedian
>drink every time they talk about the difference between white people and black people + drugs
>literally die in your seat

>the rock
>black
whoa..so this is the power of american education

man fuck kevin hart, that niggas "jokes" are just look at me im a tiny nigger.

You better save face and say you're only pretending to be retarded quick.

Is your name Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

I can get it legally changed real quick

""""""""""""""""racism""""""""""""""""""" joke

You might want to check on the ethnicity of his parents.

i think you mean racism """""""""""""""""""""""joke""""""""""""""""""""""""

Don't tell me they're going to shit on yet another classic for a quick buck.

Do producers have no soul? Let the big movies rest in peace.

Pretty smart.
But are you also the "People's Champ?"

Originality is dead. Banking on old IPs is the hip thing right now

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She's cute as fuck.

I've never seen jumanji

kys

It's a good movie. Check it out.

Don't watch it. Its shit.

It's fun

If Robin Williams was still alive he would have killed himself now.

I am, in a way, yes.

What did he mean by this?

Read the book instead.

>Jumanji
>classic
It was a fun movie for children, but how is it a "classic"?

well, at least I have something to think about now.

It's pretty guud, and fun to scream out.

>Go to the zoo
>Scream "JUMANJI!!"
>All animals get sucked into vortex
>exhibits are empty and everyone's day ruined

took me a seconde to get it

That cock sleeve would make a good lara, physically.

>Jumanji
>Not a classic

Are you serious or just pretending?

>jumanji
>classic

Nigga this ain't no ghostbusters.

>I saw it when I was 8 so it's a classic
Also, the CGI looked like shit even back when it came out

Can someone insult The Rock in a cutting and humourous way? I want to but I'm not funny enough.

>Pale
>Red
>Tits not big enough

Unless you mean Nu Lara in which case fuck off

All I got is this

this

I'm fairly certain he's just pretending.