Dad walks in

>dad walks in

>dad walks in

>playing nep
>mom actually walks in
>"wow what kind of a pose is that?"
>didn't know what to say

When my mom found my porn that first thing she said was that she was glad I wasn't gay.

She was a bit concerned about the mother son stuff I had, though.

>mom walks in

>dad walks out of my life

PURE WHITE

>Sonic 06 was a literal decade ago
Fucking kill me

>nobody walks in

>She was a bit concerned about the mother son stuff I had, though.

Reminds me of that greentext about some user's mom discovering his futa stuff and then teasing him about it.

sugoi oppai

>grandma walks in

Goddamn it

puffy inverted nipples

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boobies!

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>dad walks in

fuck

This sounds hot user, which quote?

I imagine what would happen if a mom discovered her daughter like futa or furry porn, even drawing it.

Dumbasses. I've never replied to one of those and no one has died.

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Thank you immunity cat

Found it.

fucking kek

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Liar, I lost my entire family to the bazinga trap

My dad said the same thing when he discovered all my furry porn. He was glad it wasn't dudes and that it wasn't real animals.

Kill yourself, Pete.

Elise looks almost exactly like this one porn star I've been watching

Can't blame him, Uno Makoto's works are fucking great.

And then the same user must have sniffed the socks when his mom left.

fuck

Damn you.

>bazingatrap2.gif
>still falling for it

Or maybe it's me who's being rused with all those replies.

NOOOOOO

>plump ass + small frame

I want to break that ass in half.

I don't care if it's fake or not but moms are sometimes oddly more understanding.

I have a gay friend whose mom teases him all the time by slapping his butt or walking around topless. I learned about the topless part when I came over to hang out. She thought I was gay too so she decided to tease us both. When my friend told her that I wasn't gay she just laughed about it and went to her room to go put on a shirt.

Your mother is a nigger.

aww shiit

I can't believe sonic the hedgehog is fucking dead.

>dad finds my gfur folder in recent folders

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What a cool mom

His mom actually sounds pretty fucking cool. would smash/10

Me pa is dead. It would be nice to see him walk in regardless.

KILL ME PETE

Sonic was the first game I played as a kid (the Genesis games not 06 so not underage), and I, admittedly, got a little too autism-y when it came to Sonic. I grew out of it as I hit puberty, but the damage was done. Anytime I play a Sonic game nowadays and my dad sees it, he does the sonic thumbs up and goes "COOL!".

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horey shiet

>the little ribbon in the front if you angle it perfectly

nice tits

this is the type of relationship you only develop single parent household

and its an amazing experience

What is this .... please i nust know

>live in single parent household
>mom hates me because I'm a high school dropout NEET
>hate mom because she's since stopped buying and cooking food and only buys ramen now

Occasionally we have moments where we actually talk and laugh. Sometimes she'll ask me for help with something technology or computer related, but otherwise we don't talk much.

At least you didn't find your dad's trap folder
He had some futa stuff too

Thank you inmunity cat

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Kill me, Pete

Fuck

noooo

Looks like Sexy beach or Honey select

XD

I hate you

BAZINGA

>tfw keep feeling like my heart is slowing down way too much as I'm trying to get comfy and go to sleep
>start to panic
>stay awake for another 20 minutes
Maybe it's time.
Kill me, Pete.

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Fuck (you)

>dog walks in

here's your (you)

Kill me, Pete

Holy shit, Infinite Undiscovery.

I fucking love that game.

>dad walks in

I don't know what it was but I will quote anyway

Where is his right hand at? Is he seriously holding her under her dress? Sonic is a fucking alpha.

>walk in on sister

my.mixtape.moe/cgqitt.mp4

DINNER
DINNER

>uh... are... are ya... uh... winning, son?

>No one walks in since you live alone
>alienated all friends
>estranged from your family
>home after a harrowing day at work that kills your soul
>crippling loneliness for nearly 10 years straight

Hello Darkness my old friend

Not bashing that bible are you today son?
But dad! its superior mythical literature with morals and guidelines on how to live your life!
No son of mines flooding the earth because hes jealous of some pussy. Turn that game off, now.

What was it?

cheese pizza

Shame the game wasn't too popular, I love the weird judo-christian angel stuff. It's not really explored too much outside of SMT.

Imagehover was a mistake

O whew, I'm at work glad it is gone.

Vita edition when?
Im a faggot i don't want to risk getting caught

>She thought I was gay too
she wasn't wrong

______;^)_______

Cute

>"Because I used it once"
>the realisation afterwards

Kill me, Pete

remote play is the best you can do

Why was she so chill with him rubbing a god damn fleshlight in her face?

You don't have siblings do you. You eventually fuck with each other enough to where it's expected and you've reacted all of the reactions

a-are brother-sister relationships normally like this?

Why does Cred Forums like this guy ao much

I have a brother and a sister, if they ever came near me with a fucking sextoy I'd push them hard. If they tried to RUB IT ON MY FACE, I'd punch the brother and slap the sister.

>ACfag walks in

The prerequisite being that you get along and are playful without being the autist brother

>immediately resorting to violence
You sound like a fagoli

Guess you'll never experience a loving relationship with your siblings.
Shame desu baka senpai.

He has a beard, just like them.

Normal people don't enjoy their siblings shoving dildos up their asses but then again, Cred Forums is far from the norm. I love how you all defend that as if shit like that happens to you on a normal basis. Maybe you like to fantasize about having a cute sister to rub your used fleshlight on as if it was your own dick but normal siblings don't do that shit to each other.

Because muh triggered SJWs.

>Miyazaki walks in

Sour grape with extra salt huh?

I'm sorry you had a shit family.

>normalfags actually think this

Yeah, punching and slapping your siblings because of a joke is way better than just laughing it off.

>my sides

I wanna high five that guys mom.

s-stop

>dad walks in

what's her name

Kill me, Pete

>dad walks out

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Kill me, Pete

least you've got no one to disappoint but urself user.

Kill me, Pete

thanks

>mom walks in
>aren't you too old to play that game?
>Aren't you too old to replace your boyfriend every 3 months?
>mom walks out

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>"I'm making your favorite, sausage."
LMAO

also guys what was the deleted reply

It was the bazinga mother killer post.

your mom

I did.
They were taiwanese ladyboys.
It's cool tough.

>mfw

>that western female character face

Why am I diamonds?

Kill me, Pete

Not yet.

Fuck dat uncanny valley.

Why does she look so familiar? Who is this supposed to be?

>Yeah, punching and slapping your siblings because of a joke is way better than just laughing it off.

It is. Not that guy but you never traded punches and banter with your bro?

Sounds like you're not as close to your family as you think you are.

thank mr MS Paint

That's sad user. I hope things get better

>Mom walks in

If I saw my son playing a sonic game I would probably not stay in contact with him when he moves out at 18.

Not out of anger like that autistic faggot.
If my sister came at me with a dildo and told me to touch it I'd expect it to be used.
In fact, it would be rude of her to offer while it's clean.

>tfw dad left me long ago and my mom hates me so no one could walk in

Sonic's head alone is bigger than her entire torso. How are Sonic and friends not ridiculously fucking terrifying to humans?

Get the fuck outta here Pete, your not killing me.

>you never traded punches and banter with your bro?
>Sounds like you're not as close to your family as you think you are.
This doesn't happen if both of you are civilized.

Not because I'm angry at him, you autistic faggot

kill me, pete

"It's cool dad, it's about the Japanese mafia"

>she turns off the tv and starts cucking you

Under the sea! Under the seaaa!

That's yakuza?
Really?

Yakuza 5. Play as Haruka and she becomes an idol.

That seems bretty hard
I can barely manage to play LoveLive on hard

Come on, at least let us see a bit of the picture first

Getting your sexual juices on your sibling is just a prank

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sauce?Do they fuck?

>dad walks in
>"ARE YA WINNING SON?"

what gam

Kill me, Pete.

>dad walks in
>tries to spend time with me by playing 2 player mario tennis
>"this pink dress character is cute, I'll pick her"
my father has patrician taste

Kill me, Pete

>tfw my sister constantly trys to sodomize me with her dildo which may or may not have been used

Thank you paint

>getting cum on your sister isn't autistic

>dad teleports behind you

Lol just like, lube up, lay on your tummy, and put on loose shorts. When she gets you going, just like, bang her.

I kind of envy you.

I love video games

Jokes on you my dad never cared about me.

It ain't always peaches and cream having one parent user, my life was/is shit.

>mom walks in

CAMBODIA

Thanks, Mr. Paint

Incest is a big thing in the states, user.

>alienated all friends

Explain, I need some context before I react.

>single parent households are good
Why are you trying to kill the human race?

thanks senpai

What game?

Kill me, pete.