Senran Kagura

I'm okay with this

i want to hug, fug, and marry the snek

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I'd bang that

>the one fucking time someone's weird eyes have a story purpose
>bitch about it
for fuck's sake

If it's mainline will it be Nintendo like they used to say?

So why is she just sprouting random japanese words?

i guess the artist wanted to draw her like a HYPER CUTE ANIMU GIRL or something
the picture is kinda stupid

shitpostin

Hopefully, THAT wasn't all.

Price drop when?

Oh no, I was hoping this shitty series was dead.

Now I want to hear hibari yelling cute things and suddenly "blood for the blood god" in chaos voice.

SK3. I believe.

I just hope whatever it is, they stop making the characters more retarded. I was appalled at Daidouji in Estival. She's literally retarded. She cannot comprehend metaphors in the slightest and she can't do any sort of multiplication unless it's 1 x something. Not to mention the usual suspects like "BOOBS I LOVE BOOBS LOL" Katsuragi.

Sorry, SK2 sold like shit and they're unlikely to do another one unless they're basically willing to take zero sales. Expect an EV2: Beach Volleyball, with even more irrelevant characters.

will the glorified image dump threads ever end?
I hope so

when they stop making games

Character action game instead of musou shit
Please tiddies man

No. You get Yumi now.

Bootyland ahoy.

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Gessen and New Hebijo were a mistake.

Your mom and dad having sex was the mistake

I like Yozakura and especially Ryouna but yeah, they kind of were.

Gessen has one of my favorites, but also destroyed this franchise, probably forever.

It's a bad situation.

Don't lump Hebijo into this. They did nothing wrong.

Shiki, Ryouna, Murasaki, and Miyabi were the only good to come from those.

You say that while posting the problem.
People spamming her and her fucking memes.

Murasaki is trash.

Just reboot the franchise. Keep the characters. But get rid of the asinine "evil can be good too" logic and have them actually do ninja things instead of just having picnics and parties with each other.

Rude.

Something weird happened to Hibari, help.

come one, man, some of us are eating

>Murasaki is trash.
>implying

The titty ninjas are actually robots, the titty ninjas are a lie.

>2017 the girls battle continues

Another titty ninja game in 2017.

I like the Good Shinobi and Evil Shinobi not actually representing Good and Evil like a boring generic western D&D/Star Wars clone where good guys are all Jesus and Bad Guys all eat baby-stew.

>good shinobi work for the state
>bad shinobi work for private companies and individuals
>good shinobi have been caught moonlight as bad shinobi, like say they work for the state and carry out assassinations for their mobster boss politician at night
>the Senran are so busy fighting the existential threats to mankind that they don't have time for the fake and gay forced alignment chart

Explains why they have no nipples.

She's a NEET. She's shit tier

>NEET
>despite her being a student

She's a hikikomori, fuccboi

This is kinda arousing.

boobs

butts

>implying robots arent hot

Snek would be a 10/10 robutt.

My eyes are glued to that belly.

>Meanwhile in Japan
ARGH! WHY ARE THESE CHARACTERS MORE THAN CATCHPHRASES? IT HURTS MY TINY SLOPE BRAIN! WHERE IS THE SOOTHING BALM OF YUMI SO I DON'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT OR ENGAGE WITH A STORY AND CAN JUST LOOK AT ANIME TITS!

I agree with that, would go back to the past and try to unfuck it

>you'll never be a hikki
Just kill me

I want to rape Yomi.

F
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B
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Robots are CUTE!

>surely they are spending enough time and effort to produce a high-quality product
>surely they are not rushing out a yearly installment with a lazy coat of paint that will still sell to fat fuck permavirgins

You people just make me sad.

>I like the Good Shinobi and Evil Shinobi not actually representing Good and Evil like a boring generic western D&D/Star Wars clone where good guys are all Jesus and Bad Guys all eat baby-stew.

Yeah but they still call them good or evil shinobi which is just weird when they're basically the same and they're all buddies

I want to fuck this robot until she looks like this

Just 100%ed SV on PC
I hope they port EV too

This.

>try to make some paper-thin attempt to show that all of them have valid reasons for their actions, and that their conflict isn't as black-and-white as it appears

>literally just call them Evil anyway

Great job, weebs.

>ywn ERP with Murasaki
>ywn meet up with her IRL to game, eat pizza, and then have sex

I'd tell you to kill yourselves, but you'll never reproduce and your genes will be erased forever in a couple decades.

I shudder to think of you fat awkward pieces of shit and how miserable and soul-crushingly lonely your lives must be. Imagine living for 50...60...70 years and NEVER having sex. NEVER even kissing someone. NEVER cuddling up to sleep against the one you love and ALWAYS waking up completely alone every single morning for the rest of your life in your squalid embarrassing apartment. Chances are you're not even 30 years old yet, which means you're not even halfway done with your suffering. You're still going to be alone and unloved for longer than you've already been alive.

How do you even face that?

by posting copy pasta

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How many times has this pasta been posted already?

That's what you get for being retarded in the sack.

I meant that in a >ywn live in a 2 room apartment living off welware scraps while eating fastfood all day kind of way
I fucking hate life and I need more senrans to cheer me up if I can't neet my way through life
Someone post Homura please I like her the most

I gotchu farn

I dunno. I typed it up a couple weeks ago and as far as I know I'm the only one posting it. Unless someone else is using my pasta, I don't think it's been posted more than about 10-12 times so far.

I'm doing that right now with my girlfriend.
Only instead of 2 room apartment, we've just got a big room in a sharehouse and our own en suite.
I hate being a NEET. I just finished a six month course my Job Service Provider made me do and now I'm going stir crazy. I need structure.

Do you have the one where she's juggling torches?

>Someone post Homura please I like her the most

Good taste my man

she's best girl to me

I fucking hate structure I just want to be left alone. As long as I can get pass out drunk once a month I'll be just fine. Why does everybody want me to pursue a career and stalk bitches and buy a house and a car and all that shit I don't fucking care about any of it
At this rate I'll probably just fuck off to die in some shitty forest
I don't have any senrans saved so enjoy this picture of my daughteru eating a donut

Anyone able to make those images on the homepage into papes @1080?

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I just want three days a week of work and that's it. That's the perfect balance for me.
It's enough work so I don't go crazy but enough free time so I can relax a lot and I don't feel too stressed.

This one?

i hope for more PC ports

has she ever worn the bikini that gave her those tan lines?

Whoops, sorry. Meant to say I'll look for it but beat me to it.

It's what she wears most of the time.

It's not a bikini, it's her tiddy bandages.

that makes sense
it just seems like every time I see her some lines are showing

Yes, thank you. The black swimsuit suits her incredibly well

Are you a racist or something? Tyron's kid deserves a future, even if his own father doesn't know him or wants to do nothing to do with him.

Back to /r9kuck/

I thought it sold like shit because the devs thought it would sell way more than before, but in the end it sold what a normal person would of expected it too?

Who would be the better snek dad for Hikage? Hazama or Terumi and why?

So wait, what kinda games are these? Sometimes I see stuff that makes it look like a fighter, sometimes it looks like a 3rd person action game and sometimes it looks like a collectible card game.

third person action game
the cards are from an ios game

they are similar to musou's but not quite there

Maybe next time they'll actually add new playable characters.

The 3ds games are 2d beat em ups
The sony games are mosou style mashers with annoying ass cutscenes that have no option to be skipped but to mash through them
There is a mobile card game but nobody plays that shit the artwork just gets dumped and there is a fighting game that has Homura in it, Nitro blasters something or whatever
Anyway they are soft as fuck and I want cuddle with Homura all day and night

they could always refine the gameplay of the current characters

You can only refine one character so much.

its like people have said before
if there is one good thing this shit does its make the girls look appealing

I guess I ment gameplay in general
I mean the gameplay is fine but if they could add more options to the characters that would be fantastic

EV for PC plz

Fuck off. Go back to your petition simulator beggar scum.

>they could always refine the gameplay of the current characters
I hope "refining gameplay" includes making Yomi's gun somehow even more overpowered than it was in Deep Crimson. If I'm not knocking at least a bar off any boss's health with each bullet I fire, something has gone horribly wrong.

As long as they add an option to skip cloth ripping entirely I'm game. Tha shit worked just fine in the 3ds games but I still have to mash through it in SV, which annoyed me enough to drop it

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thats not how you eat a Popsicle

DELET

what about this

The clothe tearing was by far the most obnoxious part of SV, followed by the enemy shinobi instantly transforming when their health is low. Thank god you can turn off the tearing in EV and SK2.

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>that feel when you are married, had sex and still are able to play such games
Truly, the only heaven on earth.

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Can I get more Katsuragi? I love her

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senrans eat weird

post em
rate em

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i dont have a lot of kat actually

What do each Senrans taste like?

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What id eat
>the cookies and caramel on Hibari
What i would like to eat
>the egg and meat on Katsuragi
Who I'd rather eat off of
>Hikage
Who I'd like to join me in the eating
>pic related

would you look at dat gap

I'd eat the fish off of hikage's mouth without using my hands

is homura Cred Forums's girl?

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is that a leotard
thats pretty hot

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>no couch co op
>combat quickly devolves into aerial rave spam

i just started estival versus, but these are the only things bugging me so far

What is Kat so smug for?

Because she's about to snusnu you until your hips break

I thought kat wasnt the touchy type

Kat is all about the touching, she just doesn't want to be touched

>been playing senran the past 3 days
>wife doesnt flinch
>stealth fap while playing while she is in the room
>still have sex about once a week

you sound like the bitter and soul crushingly lonely one user.

that is what I meant to say
sex with her would be kinda weird

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But my fiancée doesn't care if I play these types of games, she finds them humorous. If she were less busy and had fewer games on her back log she'd probably play too. Nice bait though, 7/10

If she has sex with you, she'd either be comfortable with you touching her or domming you.

The final part says
"And... 2017 the girls battle continues."
Everything else is just a recap of their previous games and info of the creators.

true
although grabbing her would probably be a fun tease

You monster.

>As a character, Yomi hasn't changed at all from the start.
What did they mean by this?

I want to lock Kat in a room with Ayame.

>stealth fap while playing while she is in the room
Stealth faps are the best.
>Stealth edge for about half an hour while looking at muted MILF porn while she's playing War Thunder.
>After half an hour and almost cumming, go over to her for a bone.
>Because I was edging for so long, she ends up looking like the aftermath of a Splatoon match.
>"Wow user, how come you got so horny all of a sudden?"
I have an unhealthy obsession with chocolate milfs. I've checked out her mother quite a lot and she's got god-tier MILF genes running through her. I just need to wait around 15 years for those seeds to bear fruit.

Katsu-nee is about to experience a touchy-feely situation.

Jesus christ Ive never noticed how big their heads are and skinny the bodies are in Burst until I saw this image

that's pretty hot desu

I agree.

Are we supposed to get new info tomorrow or no?

So, did anything happen?

fugg off

SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS FORBIDDEN!

Okay...

>They did nothing wrong.
this desu

Eh, if they do that they HAVE to go back to how the story went in SV with each school/group having their own story.

EV had way too many characters to have a decent single story. While not a Homura-fag and am well aware that it was Ryoubi/Ryouna's story this time, it was still pretty sad that Homura (whom is a very prominent and recognizable character) only had 1 mission and it was a tutorial.

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Lies, she just learned that not all rich people are bad from her time with Ikaruga.

Their hands are super tiny too.

>it was still pretty sad that Homura (whom is a very prominent and recognizable character) only had 1 mission and it was a tutorial.
But gaijin, Homura had a hirarious Girls Heart Story! Didn't you rike the crab jokes?! wwwwwww

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All because Ikaruga liked beansprouts as well. Yomi is so fucking stupid

Yomi is a simple girl from a humble upbringing.

That never happened, to me at least.

I'll just act like their interaction in Hebijo side of Burst is how it went.

>All because Ikaruga liked beansprouts as well
So, you didn't play the game at all.

That's basically how it went

is this you?

>Hair magically sticks to the nipple to cover them.

This is the worst form of censoring, Even worse than mist or rays of light.

Where exactly? Because they didn't mention bean sprouts at all in their conversation on Burst.
It was all because Yomi discovered Ikaruga was adopted and didn't had the rich life she imagined.

>he doesn't appreciated Hidden Ninpo: Hidden Nipple

What are your opinions on this girl?

SK2

naked yomi is pretty cute

Very cute

>girl

S-should I?

Go for it.

Her body is more feminine that Mirai's or Ryobi's

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Yumi is for ____.

Renka is the best new girl to show up since Ayame and she isn't even playable. So sure go for it.

It's not sexual harassment if one of them says yes!

rape

rape

the trash can

Japan. So the rest of us can have good characters

me

Are Honoka and Marie Rose as much pandered on as Yumi?

its not the worst comparison

cumming inside against her will and not taking responsibility

The only real similarity between them is they're blamed for the downfall of their respective series.

consensual sex after marriage

I get that she has ice but her body looks frozen

Disregarding for Kat.

Freeze your oponent and achieve an easy win.
Seriously, the fight against Sayuri was a fucking joke compared to the other leaders, no challenge at all.

Spaghetti lord!

thats a lot of sweat

Would Hikage and Ayame take turns on Katsu-nee or would they double team her?

i need both

take turns

I was hoping for a bit more information today, but I guess just knowing they are making a new game is good enough for now.

Is that really all we're getting?

"Yeah, we're making a new game. We'll tell you more later."?

Thats the announcement?

its more then nothing

I don't know. Maybe. Maybe not. I've just learned to never get my hopes up.

Ayame would want to hog her, so Hikage would put her in her place until she's eager to share

You mean "better than nothing".

see thats debatable though
we could have assumed that they were going to make a new game

Oh, I agree. We were screwed.

I just felt like making a jab at Mighty No 9.

Nervous, shy Kat makes my dick hard

>Yamatte

What do you think of Haruka?

imo shes closer to mid tier. Don't hate her but just dont care for her

Who's your favorite New Wave?

>How do you even face that?
playing videogames and not giving a shit is a good starting point

Singer Ikaruga.

Bashou

Those drills give me thrills

Ayame, because she loves Kat so much!

Either Bashou or Leo.

Ayame was in SV before New Wave existed, she doesn't count as a New Wave.

She's fun to watch and play as.

Isn't New Wave older than SV for like a year?

She plays the shamisen and I love how sexy she looks.

>All because Ikaruga liked beansprouts as well. Yomi is so fucking stupid
To be fair to SK2, Yomi didn't drop the princess epithet until Murasame dropped by to play matchmaker.

Leo, Kumi, or Yuyaki

Jiggle them jugs Haruka.

A shame it disregarded all the characterization from Hebijo's story.

>Ikaruga's smile
My heart

At least SV went off with the Hebijo story instead of the Hanzo one.

Actually, didn't Yomi warm up to Ikaruga in the Hanzo story as well in Burst? I don't remember exactly.

I think Yomi was on rich hating mode all the way until the last fight in Hanzo's story.

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Why is Asuka suck a size queen?

I thought that might have been when she stopped hating her.

public usage

>more Estival Versus

WOW GAY

love and cuddles

Because she has giant tits for brains.

That's the stuff.

modding out of the game

>Burst CGs had the girls look more expressive than they do now

They seriously need to revamp their 3D models

Not soft enough
Even Illusion is better

Dump Vita, go back to 3DS. HD life and hometown was a mistake

>these games look fun
>designs are growing on me
>be on nofap

Wat do

Senran Kart racing game when

The artstyle ingame can go a long way.

Play the games, fap later.

Senrans need better bras

I understand you have to wank Burst and shit on Versus to fit in here, but surely you can do so without having to resort to blatant lies.

Where are the males?

Burst CGs did look a lot better than later games though.

Are you kidding? The Burst art is legitimately WAY better than the ones in the rest of the games.

Who said I was shitting on Versus?

Either being useless, doing shit in the shadows, being assholes or any combination of those.

>Even Illusion is better
>even a company that has spent the last 15 specializing solely in modeling sexy anime girls is better

Whoa.

>think the webm is going to be o SK2 because of the redness
>it's just SV
Ugh.

oh calm your tits

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That dress is cute. Too bad the shoes look like shit.

Also, not red enough.

So what were the worst parts of shinovi versus and estival versus's stories? what were the dumbest parts?

The parts with Yumi.

SV probably the whole "I wasn't defeated at all" thing gessen girls pull out on Hanzo story.
EV is definitely the second day, what a waste of time.

what happened on the secon dday?

For SV, I think it goes something like this.

>OH YOU SEE I WASN'T EVEN REALLY TRYING
>Gessen's existence
>New Hebi's story easily being the most hilarious thing in the game for how bad it was

In EV:
>butt splitting
>Hey, uh guys, I brought you over here to train for the INCOMING GIANT FUCKING YOMA THAT'S GOING TO LITERALLY DESTROY ALL OF US
>durr let's play these games instead
>Yumi being the one to defeat Jasmine and not Asuka

Yes, I know Jasmine is all beaten up by then, but the favoritism towards Yumi is blatantly obvious.

Surprise Shinobi Slippery Splash-n-Spray Sports.

snek is best girl

what did you find offensive about the gessens? also they seriously pull that in estival. i thought it was the ryo sister's story

Oh my god, Yagyuu's shuriken are way too fucking tiny.

I'd agree to that

The Ryo sisters story was only a part of EV story, there was also Miyabi's mom, Kurokage, the Mikagura Sisters, the millenium festival and "training", and some other thing I may be forgetting, it was quite of a mess.

Well, since you're asking me I'd have to say it's because 4 out of the 5 Gessen girls mostly felt like fanfiction garbage.

>Kurokage is dying
>okay whatever
>Hanzo looks after them
>not only that but actually trains them too
>because of this they curb stomp the Hanzo girls
>Yumi's grandfather being rivals with Hanzo himself and says because of that her and Asuka are rivals too
>something sun and moon bullshit with her and Asuka
>Murakumo being Yomi's childhood friend
>also she was adopted into a rich family so she's forced into a rivalry too with Ikaruga sine they're both rich
>Minori is basically just Hibari cranked up to eleven
>Yozakura's personality: Pending
>then we have Shiki who's pretty much the only acceptable one

wow when you say it like that that sounds almost like something out of a shounen filler arc. you know how fanficcy those can be.

>Yozakura's personality: Pending
Fucking this, I really liked her weapon and design outside of her hair in SV, but she was so fucking boring, and EV somehow made her worse, not to mention her encounter with Kurokage was easily the worst.

Well that's really what it's like. I purposely left of out Yumi's whole justice thing too since it's just ridiculous. Also, Yozakura took care of her siblings, which there a lot of which isn't as bad compared to the rest.

You can say that again. I was hoping they would touch up on her in EV, but they didn't.

That outfit is amazing by the way, the nail polish is cute too.

Yozakura is basically another Yumi with punching

Don't forget her accent when she gets pissed off.

>Oh, you speak in your native dialect when you're mad? Keep speaking!

I'm going to marry Yumi!

Whatever.

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Souji is pretty good.

She has a perpetually smug face that makes me diamonds.

Yozakura is a waifu!

>always took care of her huge family (their parents were repopulating Japan)
>becomes a ninja to earn a paycheck so she can get her kid siblings back from the random relatives they were broken up between
>punches like a boss with her gauntlets which are literally the matching set piece to Kats' legguards
>of course for some reason Kats and Yoza don't ever actually talk about how Kats' parents are the ones who took over Kurokage's orphanage

>it's a 3DS game
>it's a Vita/PS4 game
>it's a PS4 only game

How do you react?

>Minori is basically just Hibari cranked up to eleven
I'm alright with Minori because she's not stuck with "useless" as her secondary shtick. She has quite a bit more bite than Hibari, too.

>3DS

Sweet, the story's probably gonna be fine.

>Vita/PS4

Eh, I'll play it I guess if it's still an action game.

>PS4 only

Welp, guess I'm passing on this one. Can't play a game on a console I don't own.

Yozakura is literally for marriage.

I own all of those systems so I wouldn't mind, but I feel it would be a step back if it ends up on 3ds or vita.
We all know the real problem would be if it's for NX

Okay but real talk how to these women even stand straight or not have crippling back problems

EV in general felt like a step back from SK2 save for the quantity of enemies on screen so unless we're strictly talking hardware capacity I'm not really seeing it.

Tiddy ninja magic.

The injun

Yep. Not very much too her outside of that though. Still gets pretty nice cards at least.

Fuck year best Yozakura cards.

>tfw your favorite Gessen is the only one that people rarely speak about positively

Hell yeah.

I'm fine with Minori, dropping pancakes on enemies and throwing exploding cookies at them is pretty hilarious.

I like her EV transformation but FUCK being forced to play as her.

She plays fine and she's toned down in EV, but generally speaking I couldn't stand her in SV and I've hardly warmed up to her as she's still handily my least favorite Senran. Sorry, but something's up when even Hibari calls someone childish.

Only thing I don't like much is the pathetic range on her attacks, much like with Hikage despite her knife being fucking huge. Also the bucket got nerfed, so that too.

Is this series really only 5 years old? I was sure I've been hearing of these characters for longer than that.

Yeah, first game came in 2011 and the series wasn't localized until 2013, you're probably mistaking them for other characters.

I like that her VA also voices the smelly NEET, Anzu not Murasaki, and also that loli for Oni Chichi.

That's so strange, I guess I'm just losing it.

Fuck that fake neet Anzu her song in master is the only one I can't complete without a healer in deresute.

I like Minori the most out of the Gessen crew. She drops pancakes on people and her brattiness stirs interesting reactions from most of the other cast.

I just hate how her moveset changes when she transforms in SV. She's the only character I've been able to reliably pull 0-deaths with by just mashing her normal attacks and dashes, but that goes out the window post-transformation because her new attacks trigger limit breaks.

One thing EV definitely improved over SV was not having to mash start to skip the dumb cinematic for ninpos.

10/10 taste.

Is the hentai any good?

I was expecting an announcement but I guess it will be just a teaser, the 22th won't last much longer in Japan.
I don't know why I care it's just gonna be another Versus bullshit. I thought I would have fun with 60 fps Versus on PC, but it's still trash. I very much doubt Japan cares about these things, so there is no way SK2 is gonna be used as a base and then improved.

>Estival Versus background
>Renka, Asuka, Yumi, Naraku and Kagura performing their moves
They are just gonna bury her even harder, aren't they?

Well, Japan does care about the series, just not in the way they should. All they care about is the fanservice. I'm not sure why they don't just make it a vn at this point since it's clear the japanese fanbase does not give a fuck about the gameplay getting worse or better when it comes to this series.

Maybe it's for the best.

>I'm not sure why they don't just make it a vn at this point
That is kind of a thing on some NW events already, you grind little and then a senran is all over your self insert dick, without any actual sex scenes of course, only some dialogue.

I know what you're talking about and have seen them before. Especially this one with Bashou where they basically say instructor is a male while out on a date.

So, which Senran would you Kagura?

EV on PC when? Vita's too small.

Get the PS4 version then. Looks great and that fucking final battle with Sayuri is crazy.

I'd kagura Kagura's kaguras

She has the mind of a child. That fucking body though.

>go through the EV trophy listing
>get to the GH trophies
>Yumi, Murakumo, Ikaruga, and Homura are the ones most players completed

What does this mean.

That fucking body indeed

Ikaruga, Homura and Murakumo are one of the earlier GH you can unlock, and the first 2 are pretty popular too. For Yumi it is kind of obvious.

The first one I unlocked was Homura. Funny since she is only in one story mission.

How about in SV where they're the same except Homura being replaced with Asuka?

Drill powa

>yfw asuka gets bigger in SK3

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They didn't show off Miyabi either. Guess they're just ignoring the "evil" ninjas altogether.

Or maybe it's just promotional stuff from EV.

So I guess no new info has been given since the thread started? What a shame.

No. I even skimmed through /skg/ to be sure, which I regret doing so, but nope. Though I'm sure we're going to get more news down the line.

Is Deep Crimson a good game?
I've never played one of these games before and it's on sale. Is it good gameplay wise, or just good for ass and titties?

It's the best game in the series actually, it also has some rocking tunes and a breast slider if you're into that.

Mirai is cool! I wanna marry her!

>breast slider
SOLD

It's DLC though, but it's only $5 and comes with more outfits, missions and accessories. If you don't mind that go ahead and have fun with it.

DCs OST was great. It was also the game with the most polish, I feel like SV has half the options DC did.

Agreed. I found the DC OST to be pretty solid for the most part. Best Homu theme and Kagura's theme too.

youtube.com/watch?v=2k-bYv31B3c
youtube.com/watch?v=SFSTCQhArqo
youtube.com/watch?v=t8fH8v-Yx1c

I got HUGE Castlevania vibes from Kagura's themes.

Stupid cat.

Mirai is smart, not stupid. She knows how to use computers and stuff.

>Supposed to be good at stealth, being a shinobi and all
>Still gets caught by a surprisingly deep voiced store employee

Mirai is a smart kid. She's adorable and I wanna hug her and pet her head and spoil her on a cute date.

But Ika is my one and only true Senran love. So much so that even kiloton-titties don't make her much better than she already was...

Still, can you imagine what would be going through one of the girls heads, if they find out they're having a growth spurt? We know for a fact Asuka is...

Give her a break; it wasn't a mission and her target was right out in the open with regular patrols; what was she supposed to do?

The fact that her voice was so surprisingly deep threw her off of her game. It's not her fault.

I want to feed her sweets and then hold her until she falls asleep.

Good, you're not shallow like some of the japanese fans then. Although those larger assets would change intimate moments a bit.

Hey Britfag.

she also knows how to work the corners

The girls are hot, but that on its own is just enough to get a glance. The reason you STAY with a game and the game stays in peoples minds, isn't the looks; it's the girls that carry them. I can bet you that Yumi and Ika and the other popular girls in Japan wouldn't get NEARLY as much attention if they removed the character interactions and just had them, for example, making sexy noises as they fight.

Oh and the gameplay too; I guess that's a thing that helps a game stand out.

SHIT-! I've been recognised! Abort! Abort! Flee the responsibility of writing wank-fiction for Senran Kagura fans!

You shut your whore mouth. Mirai is a GOOD GIRL. A bit bratty, but a GOOD GIRL.

Are you sure about that? Maybe you're thinking of Yomi.

>Mirai's idea of "charming men" is to act like a crying child

I get the feeling they'd get just as much attention if there weren't any interactions or set personalities just for their designs.

Bringing up growth spurts was a dead give away.

The Fear.

Well, I'd give her money to cheer her up if she approached me on the street like that.

I'd give her a hug and ask her what's wrong.

...Imagine treating Mirai nicely, only to be accused of being a lolicon... Then she gradually gets to trust you and introduces you to the rest of the Crimson Squad.

Sadly, I think you're right... Dammit.

Yeah, that's kind of my thing... Why do I always have to be the one to write hot stuff? Someone pander to my tastes for once, dammit!

But I am a lolicon.

Never underestimate the otakus, I swear they're robots sometimes whenever I read some of the things they do.

Kind of a fetish of mine as well. It was your destiny.

they should probably rename those. no more good vs evil, do it with less abstract ideas like order vs chaos.

good, evil, those are relative to one's beliefs, but order is still order, and can be both good and evil depending from the individual's beliefs. same for chaos.

then people like the gessen group would have a more valid viewpoint. murdering others to enforce order can in no way be described as good, but it's still done in the name of order. permanent removal of the chaotic, unpredictable, free elements to enforce absolute conformity of order.

>doujin is finally in english

exhentai.org/g/975732/3ad9740a4f/

Th cute loli robot

Lolicon is only acceptable if you spoil them silly and don't actually do sexual. Mirai is not for sexual.
Nor is robutt. Robutt is not for sexual.

Yeah... Man, I thought WE had shit taste.

Fucking- Why am I always the one who has to write it? Do you have any idea how hard it is to fap to/enjoy my own work? I get more hung up on all the corrections I have to make, than on actually reading and enjoying it!

We can rebuild her.
We have the technology.

If you ever think we have shit taste, just remember that Japan exists and their taste is always somehow way worse.

I know that feeling all too well. Cheer up, maybe someone will eventually write that Ika story you've been dying for. Finding mistakes is always fun though if you didn't write it.

The cutest strawberry.

i hope best girl will be in the new game

Oh wow. Is this from that JADF guy?

Yeah, occasionally he'll drop a doodle in /skg/ or link it.

Don't know if he's done that recently though since I haven't back there in a while.

FUCK Mirai

Gladly.

Yeah, sorry, but Mirai is actually for letting tie you up, blindfold you, blow into your ears, beat you with a riding crop, and use your body for her own amusement. It's canon. You can't argue with that.

youtube.com/watch?v=6z4u4nNLUZg

But I still want to spoil her rotten, give her lots of praise and attention, cuddle with her, and talk about her nerdy hobbies with her too.

because if you do those, you "stimulate the economy" aka you are a good little slave who obeys his rich masters' orders.

it's all about extreme greed and pride that those at the top, like ceos, politicians and other rich folks have. greed to get even more resources at your expense, and pride that makes them want to toy with you and abuse you as if you were some lower lifeform, or a pet.

No, Mirai is for neglecting, beating, and throwing out on the street.

And then picking her up off the street, taking her into your warm home, giving her a bath, fresh clothes, and a hot meal?

Nope.

strawpoll.me/11278057

Vote.

I question the effectiveness of your method of loving Mirai.

>it's a tie

Uh

Is Yumi's new game announced yet?

I wanna marry Ikaruga! And cheat on her with Ryobi!

>Wake up
>Thread still up from yesterday
Happy boobs truly will bring world piece

I should take a nap since I have work in a few hours, but I don't want to miss the rest of the thread.

What's that white stuff user?

The same way that they can get stabbed 1000 times and all that happens is their clothes get a little torn up

What did she mean by this?

Well, both Ikaruga and Yumi were making their own cakes for a special someone and they got into an argument, one of them tripped, spilled the better, and then ended up like in the picture before he walked in. Or something like that I don't remember exactly.

That she sometimes feels shy.

EROTIC

So, what makes you think I won't back to this game after I get laid? Don't really get this logic.

Post more senrans dressed like housewives

Katsunee is cool! COOL!

Why?

good enough to hack certain blogs and insert nudes of the blog owner.

Who were they making the cake for?

Obviously for user!

He wasn't even aware that he'd somehow managed to charm BOTH of them!

I'm so fucking dense

CakeS, they were making their separate cakes trying to compete for Instructor's attention.

I tought it was for user

Now the real question is... Will you choose and let one down, or will you risk asking if they'll share?

Which is better, Pocomo Premium 1 or Pocomo Premium 2?

I'm not even hungry so I'll politely refuse both of them

Oh, don't listen to that other guy. They were both for Instructor through and through.

Nothing changes.

You have just reminded me why I hate harem anime protagonists. It fucking hurts to see girls give it their all and then some dense faggot not even NOTICE their efforts.

Instructor, user... What's the difference, really?

Just the name really.