Haydee: The Shillening

Launch trailer out
youtube.com/watch?v=mHHKD7QA3yg
Release date Sep 26, 2016
store.steampowered.com/app/530890/

So much for design changes. Now it really looks 90% human

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UGH

That lack of textures. Ill pirate the game as you clearly dont care.

>Water zone still looks good
>Gas zone
>Those Black zone halls
Holy fuck.
>Minor detail enhancement on suit
>BODY ARMOR
This is shaping up nicely.
>The Dildo is a remote button
OH GOD.

whelp time to fap.

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Source?

Gameplay still looks really barebones and sterile. It looks like baby's first vidya project.

Why do her tits bounce so much? Shouldn't they be a bit more firm since she's wearing armor or something?

>he doesn't know
Oh my little newfag

When she's wearing the body armor, I'd agree, but she's basically wearing a leotard otherwise, look for the straps on the side of her body in that video and you'll see the parts I mean.

sauce

>giving a shit about a stupid slave portal clone, with shitty gameplay

they had a chance to correct everything that was demanded like make it look less human and more robot

>not adding the little shota robot that scouts around areas and needs to return to thicc mama to recharge

>Devs said they will not change the design in anyway its final

hope it dies, it's already been forgotten

>Portal clone
>White sterile aesthetic = portal

Opinion discarded.

>its "Cred Forums likes a game because it has waifus"

and the fact that its a fat one just makes it even worse

I remember this.
It got pretty popular here for while before dropping off.

>giantess Haydee

The dev has been shilling here for a while, nobody is actually interested in the game

LOW

>before dropping off
Yes, that's what happens when your game has literally no substance beyond the t&a of the main character.

anybody have link for that robotsecksbot unity game download

>if i don't like it then anyone who does is shilling
I'm even the same guy you just replied to.
I don't don't care about this game but I can tell you're full of shit.
But I know you're just going to call me a shill anyways so i don't know why I bother.

>He expected otherwise from a game that's generating hype based on fapbait

lol

I had some fun with the demo, honestly.

Me too.
I hope that guy who made the nurse outfit mod is still around.

TIER

>Paying $15 to touch your peepee

>nurse outfit mod
link?

I'm completely serious, the dev is a shill.

People pay way more than that on commissioning porn.

Give me proof then that you're not just butthurt someone likes something you don't.

He can barely write in English.

Give me proof that he isn't shilling

The Developer had an AMA here once, but as far as I'm aware (and I made one of them) all the other threads were by others.
On top of that, a shill is a Developer who pretends to be a customer praising a game.

>Release date Sep 26, 2016

Is this a joke? Most games usually have a WAY longer wait period between reveal and release.

Oh well, if the game's not good then the fap material will probably make up for it.

So is it free or what?

>how does burden of proof work?
Yeah you're full of shit.

This webm really need to be longer when she inserts the dick back in. The shit looping doesn't help it either.

You seem to have forgotten to remove your name. Honest mistake.

>advertising is now shilling

No one is forcing you to be in this thread nor talk about the game. You can fuck off if you'd like.

I cut it after the dick because it would be impossible to keep it out of frame otherwise.

Please don't tell me you're THIS retarded

This has to be bait

Dev spotted.

>pc gaming

>everyone who disagrees with me is the dev

Reminder that the Dev full-blown shilled his game here

Is the game good or not?

hope he fucks off to reddit just like yandev, no one cares about this trash here except the clankers

Robofags hate her

No we don't

Reminder that you need to stop twisting the definition of Shilling.

The Demo was pretty nice, not great, but I have high hopes for it.

Probably not, but that doesn't mean i wont buy it
cause god damn

Not even the clankers care about haydee. She was kicked out of the /aco/ thread and exiled to /trash/ where she belongs.

Haydee always rubs someone's asshole raw when she gets posted on the robo thread at /aco/.

The boob jiggle is bothering me, isn't she wearing chest armor?

Just because the same guy gets triggered everytime she's posted and throws an autistic shitfit doesn't mean she's unpopular.
He even admitted to it.
That and she's been posted recently without anyone caring so i guess he moved on.

If she were wearing chest armor, then would her boobs jiggle?

I guess not since her boobs jiggle.

no, which is why its bothering me

Not him, but from my impressions on Cred Forums, Haydee seems to divide the robo crowd into softcore and hardcore. Either you're happy that she's appears to be some kind of robot, or you're not happy, because her body is too humanoid.

>Still hasn't redesigned the character to make the boob jiggle not look fucking stupid or at least for it to make fucking sense!

Glad I stopped caring about this shit weeks ago.

What bothering you? I don't get it. You said yourself that if she were wearing chest armor, then her boobs wouldn't jiggle.

people that don't like haydee in the robo crowd are a small minority

I'm talking about the /aco/ thread.
Cred Forums robofags aren't really relevant.

That's what her boobs are.

Not by my observations.

Well then maybe these threads should fuck off outta Cred Forums, like the other user suggested.

i thought she WAS wearing chest armor, which is why it was bothering me that boob jiggle was occurring.

its still moves to much, its legit distracting

Think of them like sweater puppies.

>its legit distracting
I think that's the point. It makes the game more challenging.

Here's an idea: Instead of trying to match Haydee's gear to what you have preconceived, how about you accept what the author has presented you?

>video games shouldn't be allowed on Cred Forums

Devbro, if you're in here, don't listen to fags like these and keep the boob jiggle.

It's not my fault you're too horny to ignore it.

Nigger it comes out in 4 days. I don't think they're changing anything

Assuming that these threads are shill threads like the user believes. Then yes, they shouldn't be allowed.

>you will never wear a suit of armor made of boobs

im not saying the maker should change it im saying i personally find it confusing and a little distracting

relax bra

>Assuming
Why would you assume this?
>the user
I'm starting to believe "the user" is (you)

So do you fuck the robot

You play as the robot and you get fucked.

You're not the one doing the fucking.

I'm not saying that you're saying that the maker should change it.
I meant that you shouldn't try to "match" what you're seeing, with the idea you have in your head. Your preconceptions are the source of your confusion. You think that just because she's wearing something that appears to be armor(to you), that the material shouldn't be loose enough to allow for that heavy amount of jiggling. But that's all in your head, man. Just accept what the maker has made, and try to backward engineer from there. What is actually happening, is that her boobs are jiggling. So try to think of ways that make sense of that jiggling. Instead of thinking of ways that deny you the ability to accept what you're seeing.

I'm trying to help you make the mental connection "bra".

Actual sex or just die by those skinny robots?

Yes

>im saying i personally find it confusing
Totally catch your drift now, bro.

>Why would you assume this?
Because the dev has come to Cred Forums before to take feedback. Coupled with the frequent threads we got during it's greenlighting. It all seemed coordinated. Or, I suppose it was just a bunch of excited hyped up anons making so many threads. It does look odd however, so I can see why someone would assume these threads are shill threads.

What better way to conceal shilling, than to lampshade it in the OP. And the view count on the video is so low, clearly Cred Forums was one of the first to see the video, if not THE first.(When I clicked, the viewcount was still in the 50s.)

Give it to me straight. Will I see the PC in multiple sex positions with full penetration in view?

If yes, I'll buy it.

More webms pls

k

>Because the dev has come to Cred Forums before to take feedback
That was never confirmed to be him.
Probably just user looking for a laugh.

Well you're half right. I made the thread because the news came out on the Haydee thread on /trash/. That trailer could also be viewed on the steam page

Right. I figured that. But it's not outside of realm of possibility that it was actually them.

you are an idiot
it's a game with a fat ass robot, and you think no one on Cred Forums could possibly like it

Hello user who reads the most recent reply, and then responds before reading the thread. I love you.

fucking hell, i missed it

Aw yiss.

Most of the threads were moved to /trash/ which usually hit the bump limit.

Does that really happen? I never seen it

Things have slowed down since the content stopped trickling in.
You can only talk about Haydee getting inflated with jizz for so long before it gets old.

No I mean threads being moved to /trash/

man, i wanna fuck that robot.
anyone got the fic links?

Threads get /trashed/ once in a while, but not often.

Didn't happen to any haydee threads.
All of them were made on /trash/.

I hope they made her climbing out of water animation make her ass all wet and shiny.

wow looks like shit!

??????????????????

Fireball Charming mod when?

Sooner than you think, probably.
>Developers are seriously considering working in full modding support and Workshop support

>You can only talk about Haydee getting inflated with jizz for so long before it gets old.
And /ss/. Hating your own fellow fanbase seems to be a common thing in the internet

They already have custom texture support in the demo.

That's not really hating your fanbase so much as conversation getting stale.

Wish they did this instead

Take away the panties and maybe.

I'd rather just black legs

We'll have a mod soon enough.

Maybe they mean early access release rather than full release, in which case it'd make a lot more sense.

You know just as well as I do that that shit looks like Portal.

>"Haydee" is a hardcore old-style metroidvania mixed with modern-day third person shooter and platformer mechanics. As well as a sexy character.
>As well as a sexy character

Not that guy, but the rest of your opinions are pretty retarded.
>waaaah! this game isn't catering to my specific fetishes!
>it's shit! it's shit!
I'm just glad this game isn't yet another piece of 2D indie shit.

I might download the demo, see how it feels over the weekend.
Nothing wrong with sexy robot asses as well.

>TFW a Director has an artistic vision and executes upon it without outside interference

The mods for this game are already amazing.

Is there even an original to this?

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>oil mod

oh fuck I'm gonna cry

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At least they're being honest. During the greenlight page, there was no mention about sexy in the description at all

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How to make a game Cred Forums will buy

1. Make a shit game
2. Add a female protaganist that caters to a fetish

See any anime game

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>buying a game because the MC has a phat ass

You people are beyond pathetic.

Shouldn't you be bitching in the SK thread?

no, just no

Oh no

You've shamed me

I feel so bad now, you limp dicked faggot. Where can I subscribe to your halal blog

this works well

>buying games
Fuck that, I'm pirating this shit.

>participating in threads you don't approve of, filled with people you don't like, pushing morals on anons that don't care

What was the point of your post?

Now we are talking. Now just give me more leds poses.

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am i the only one who thinks the camera is way too zoomed in.
like how is this even playable

Texture mods

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If it was a full on porn game I could give a fuck. But just some tease game isn't worth any time or money.

Plus, the legs are either too human or too tan. Looks like someone gave Shaniqua half a cosplay outfit.

this isn't even a game, it's a tech demo. I've played visual novels with more mechanics than this

T H I C C

God the camera position is fucking awful
It's legit ass
no but seriously it's terrible

>Cyan Keycard
*screaming intensifies*

Truly the spiritual successor to Tomb Raider

>This entire thread

>pushing morals

I'm not pushing any morals, i'm just saying it's pathetic that people will buy this because the robot has a thicc ass. When they could be buying an actual good game, or even pirate this one if they want to wank it to the thiccbot so bad.

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but no you're thinking with thicc

Which one is the white skin suit?

>tactical assets

None of them

three handed mutants will be the only ones to finish the game

Is this that one anons game?

I've seen this roboslut before.

Also, 2brown4me

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Damn.

it might even be an Easter egg

Thanks Doc?
As someone who managed to get farther than anyone else in the Demo, I disagree with that notion.

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This game looks fucking awful. What is wrong with you guys?

WHERES THE FULL VERSION GOT DAMN IT!!?

you will never see her reaching her true potential

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lovely day!

The camera is simultaneiously glorious and fucking awful.

brb getting banned

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shit
>no warning

It doesn't look awful to me. Considering the enemies are somewhat fast and charge into you, and the character is a bit chunky, it really kind of reminds me of Dead Space.

My only gripes just from looking at it come from the enormous amount of screen space PC takes and the camera being awful during climbing and platforming, but that can be forgiven considering she's nice to look at.

Whether or not this game actually sucks will come down to how well it controls and how long and fleshed out it is. Just my two cents.

Come on, man.

you're my hero

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Seriously mate, just make it early access and with the sales commission textures and normal maps. This would look great:

you have a small dick and no one is pointing out how pathetic it is

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Is she firing an airsoft gun?

let me know when there's a nude mod

>they kept the literal placeholder design

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>implying I have a dick

eh, ill play it if they get rid of the stupid save system from the demo. limited saves in item form you can miss is retarded for a game with a piss poor health indicator and clunky platforming

honestly just make the hp show up on the back of the head a la dead space and give me an option to toggle the segmented climbing controls so i can just climb a ledge quickly and get on with it.

SALT LAKE CITY

>being this mad


Are all thiccfags this pathetic and desperate that they'll buy a game made with literal unity stock assets?


>implying you're me

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tits or gtfo

There we go, you're a National Treasure, Doc.

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A game's a game, user.

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>being defensive over your small penis
small penis detected

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This is barely a game, it's fetish bait at best. Everything about it is generic as fuck.

LITERALLY STOCK UNITY ASSESTS.

>That fucking jiggle

It's not made in unity moron

Why are you so mad though? You don't have to buy it.

same small dick

i like tits

White legs mod when?

Nope
Looks like the breast size was censored in the full game

>honestly just make the hp show up on the back of the head
They already implemented that long ago. You can even see it near the end of the trailer where she gets fucked in the dark

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Considering the colors are easy as fug to mod, probably in no time.

Because i hate when devs shill their shit games here.

yeah, i shoulda seen it coming i guess. the demo i played was pretty old though, and havent updated since

I think 2D porn has spoiled me because the way the tits hang so low just looks odd to me.

Like she has grandma tits.

You don't know what stock Unity assets are it seems, nor have you played the Demo. Go have fun for a change, (You) farmer.

i'll take the helm, capin'

>shilling
Can you provide proof of this that isn't pure hearsay by anonymous chaps on the internet? It's a small indie game that looks at least a little more inspired in concept than most. Calm down.

I actually really like that. Huge somewhat saggy tits are my fetish.

What is this, a portal ripoff?

yes we do

This is how she should have looked like

Dev should have hired a real artist

the aesthetics are, but the game itself isnt

its like if you took a walking sim, a puzzle game, a metroidvania, and a lackluster tps and mashed it all together with some basic platforming

>a little more inspired in concept than most.

How? How the fuck? It's made by a fucking thiccfag Russian. To cater to other desperate thiccfags, that is it all it has. That's all it is.


If it's not made in Unity, than what is it than. I'd love to know, because it looks like fucking shit.

highheels sound + latex mod
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>Thighhighs with no indentation

soooo... robot tomb raider?

Only thing I enjoyed about that trailer was the music. Game play appears to be bland. Soundtrack by who?

>Release date Sep 26, 2016
thats just for early access, right? no way this game is even remotely finished

>it looks like fucking shit
It's a custom made engine created by Slavs (the developers). It is not a derivative or based on Unity in any capacity. And while you may think it looks like shit, an engine really doesn't look like much of anything from a screenshot. You just think the game is shit.

Much better.

Why do people like this obese mexican robot.

So portal without the puzzles and twice as long?

The entire map is only 160 rooms. The Demo is like 40.

Wew lad, it's a TPS "metroidvania" with platforming elements. That already sets it apart from the billions of indie platformers and RPGs. You're focusing entirely on the character who, granted, is a large part of the game's appeal but there other things to it as well.

I didn't know about this game until today and I think it looks interesting.

But are there any mods that let you make her thicker?

yes._

there's no point in arguing with these faggots. I'm just saddened that this game has proven that robros have no standards at all when it comes to robot aesthetics.

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yeah, but with less story and cutscenes

kinda

And thinner too

>this character isn't tin can enough for me
>NO CLANK
>IT'S SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

This game has puzzles.
Mostly based on traps.

May I have a link, please?

So its shit?

I'm not sure what your point is when it says right on the Steam page that she's a half-robot. I'd understand if she were fully robotic but that isn't the case.

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The "game" looks fucking shit. Why do people care?
Just look at porn of her and you are good. YOu fucking autists.

MORE LEWD WEBMS

You can stop posting any time, autismo.

>wondering why autists throw shitfits about inconsequential bullshit

>Human from the waist down

>You just think the game is shit.

Yeah i do, it also looks like shit.

Reused assets everywhere, all the geometry is basic shapes like pic related.


>352557959

Yeah, you're right. The dev will fuck off after release when he receives his sweet sweet
₽ from the desperate thiccfags. Maybe i should make a game about a thiccgirl and earn some easy dough...

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Make the game more lewd

Have the robots grab her and spank her.

give her funny grunting sound and make her say "OH MY" or funny computer puns

Yeah, maybe you should. Until then, fuck off retard.

From what I've seen in this final build, the only robot parts about her is the arms and head

>Maybe i should make a game about a thiccgirl and earn some easy dough...
as fucking if, you'll just end up a nolife who posts on /agdg/ and claims to be a game programmer without ever having a finished product

POST THE THICKER MOD, FOR GODS SAKE

No we really don't.
It's just you.

The head being robotic is honestly pretty significant, even horrifying if you think about it. A computer controlling an organic body.

Someone post the full you pansies

Is this a First person view mode?

>mfw I don't care about any of this shit and just play games
>mfw those silenced bullets are comfy af
>mfw I'm going to pay full price for this game, enjoy it and move on

Should we remake the trash threads once the game is out?

haydee.booru.org/

>only 217 posts

We need more.

Then tell artists to make more art

I'd rather more 3D animated porn with the model. And oil. And bounce.

I'm diving through Desuarchive, gimme a minute, I just got back from dinner.

Likewise, user. End of September is fucking packed with games for me, it's beautiful.

Found it.
mega:///#!mswklJTb!at8-KYWhN0zK_gKmSJdMsBvO4YL2KGTsGH6KY5Qvqgo

>So much for design changes. Now it really looks 90% human
good, the more human the better. glad the devs didn't listen to shit tier robot fetish faggots.

How does it look? I'd like to sample before I give it a go

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>angry perverts try to make a comeback

It would be a good idea to use that wiki as a mod hub for the game, so people can get links without relying on threads. There could be a mod tag where pictures of mods and links to them are uploaded. The built in forum could be used to keep things updated too.

Just nabbed this from the archive as well.

Takbir!

Why does this get a free shilling pass but not my game? Just because she's black/brown/ugly?

I was stupid enough to buy fapbait games instead of watch SFM videos on pornhub for free.

>That bent over ass

H-holy fuck

H-hows the frontal standing up view?

because you didnt make your game fapbait, dummy

>It would be a good idea to use that wiki
Fuck, I meant booru.

Because we want to talk about the game you dumb fuck

I went ahead and downloaded it myself.

which Borderlands is this?

Never heard of anyone using a booru for mods not sure if it is a good idea. Someone made a wiki though

haydee.wikia.com/wiki/Haydee_Wikia

And a lit up shot.
Mind, there is minor clipping with this mod when you are hanging off ledges, but it is negligible.

Fuck I'm sold

But the real question is will she get thicker?holding out for a bouncy belly mod

There is a controversial EVEN THICCER MOD but I don't have it.
If the game ever gets a proper modding kit, chances are you will get a bouncy belly and a big one at that, but as of now, no.

Haydee is huge

Those brown legs trigger me so fucking much.

They don't contrast well with the rest of the design, and they are pretty much what you will be seeing most of the time thanks to the shitty camera.

They're actually lighter there than in the Demo.
Plus, with mods, you can make her legs whatever color.

>When they could be buying an actual good game made by MY favorite company(tm)!
goodbye faggot.

>an even THICKERRRR mod exists

Fuck I gotta find this Heavily considering buying the game if I can find it

Post thick ass webms. These fucking threads always give me an erection. IT'S JUST A GAME

>generic and clunky game
>put boobs and ass in it
>suddenly Cred Forums cares

faggots

>it's actually good

It's not though

it's boring and shitty

literally even bottom of the barrel TPS games are better

Don't reply to it, (You) farming should be ignored.

>Lies

Any chances that we'll get more weapons? Would appreciate a shotgun-esque kinda weapon.

There's a handcanon and a SMG in the trailer

Same I need this

Someone please deliver

Anyone find the source ? Idk many places with this content

They show of a machine pistol and what a different type of pistol in the trailer, according to data mining the demo their should be around 3-5 weapons I"m having trouble remembering

and portal is better, which is what you are obviously fucking saying you GLADoS cock sucking faggot

what?
this game doesn't have memes and calling you a fat fuck, so you hate it?

Speaking of Glados, altered Haydee body makes for a good piece for her.

dont have source but i have the webm

a.pomf.cat/wsidql.webm

HOW HAS THERE NOT BEEN A SOURCE OF THAT YET

read the thread

>HURR M-MUH ASS
You guys are so shitty. You can take any terrible game and slap ass n tits on it and you simpletons will love it. End yourselves.

Why does she have such huge boobs?

my.mixtape.moe/bhnsdi.mp4

For cushioning

why not?

Do we know a price point yet? I don't think I'd spend more than 20 bucks on this.

Sweet Jesus.

To balance out such a wide ass

$15 American. We gucci bois.

I don't know, user. Big boobs are unrealistic, no bra size exists above an absolutely gigantic C. That's a well known hollywood fact. And if there did exist bigger sizes, all the women who would have a theoretical D or above would all all be prostitutes, so they don't count anyway.

Oh and same thread,
>If the game is well received, we'll see about making more rooms

Aight, that's acceptable. I enjoyed the gameplay so I'll pick it up.

>my.mixtape.moe/bhnsdi.mp4

hell fucking yes
please tell me theres more of this

Will there be any soundtrack of the sort or will it be pure silence and *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG* ?

I enjoyed reading this. Enlightening.

Someone report their stolen audio assets please.
The pistol uses the same sfx from the pistol in ME3.

pomf.nightboy.net/files/jksjep.mp4

static1.e621.net/data/e5/fd/e5fd2c0a7b93045f52c056ac6122492c.webm

It's a generic stock sound.

youre both saints

How long till a sex mod where robot fuck you to death

Lads, my fucking dick cannot possibly get any harder. Please stop this madness!

and by stop I mean for fuck sake please MORE.

Got any more?

nope

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u and your bot army of fags who demanded robots get to eat shit while i enjoy brown robot waifu

Just dump some haydee lewds already so everyone can blow their loads

Go to /trash/ if you want lewd. We've had a thread there for a while.

>not saving up so you can release along with the game

trash is boring as shit though

yeah its like 1 or 2 guys who just bitch that their shitty fetish isn't catered to.

If they really cared they'd go make a game or draw shitty art rather than demand everyone else have shit taste like them.

I can see me downloading this, grabbing a bunch of inevitable lewd mods, playing for a couple of hours then never touching it again.

But oh god, what a glorious couple of hours those will be.

this

it is undeniable, undisputable FACT

Hey, it takes up less time and room than Skyrim.

I won't be shamed by some limp-dicked faceless faggot on my love of fat asses.

You are beyond pathetic.

I can't wait for this meme-game to die.

Less chance of everything crashing together in a terrifying explosion of multi-dicked mudcrabs and quad-vagina'd kajhiits declaring their love FOR THE EMPRAH! too.

One would hope.

One would also hope that if modding booms on this game and some big names decide to work on it, Asymmetric Multiplayer featuring Haydee and Hayden, the physically quite frail Shotabot who can fit into places Haydee, burdened down with big boobs and ass mods and/or preggo mods can't fit into.

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Pregnant had better include just plain cumflated modo
The idea to strap Hayden to Haydee with him rubbing against her belly and navel for hours was godtier

This is reminding me of that one Queen's Blade character that's never as hot when she's being cosplayed.

I just want titfucking/hotdogging mods. Is that too much to ask?

I agree, shame I never finished the branch I was writing involving Hayden and his harem of Haydee Units.

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i'd play it but the main character looks so stupid

Do they all have somewhat different proportions?

Yes. And one is an Assassin bot who hijacked a dead Haydee unit.

Congratulations, you've just won your very own Haydee tailored to your specifications! Reply with your build and desired colors!

strawpoll.me/11016828
strawpoll.me/11016863
strawpoll.me/11016913
strawpoll.me/11016949
strawpoll.me/11016982
strawpoll.me/11017047

Oh and adding on, Desuarchive recently purged a bunch of old threads, so it's also lost forever.

God, it's been a while since I saw these Polls.
>8-9 feet tall
>Very thin/lithe
>Flat
>None whatsoever to speak of
>Nonexistent
>Synthmilk, Expandable Assets, and Synth metabolism, I want to enjoy her swelling over many months if not year's time as she gets use to her ever swelling assets, unable to do nothing but enjoy it as I turn her into a ham planet

just kill me now

>all those polls
>all those options in the last poll

Goddammit now I want to write lewd fapfics again.

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I'd want one that can go from looking like the in-game model, to looking like Cammy. Just switching back from toned and ultra-fit body to voluptuous sexbot and back again depending on what I'm in the mood for. Is that doable?

Are there any fapfics so far?

Posting a woman with implants doesn't really help your point.

I'm starting to doubt this exists if it hasn't shown up yet

Okay, so.
I just checked my Pastebin account.
Turns out I did save it.
pastebin.com/AEHK0uLt
What I don't have saved is the chunk it branched off from, which is more or less a Hayden and his Haydee unit doing a few rooms and She's a greedy bitch and milks him dry every room for fuel, cumflating her to a large bed in size.

Now we're getting somewhere.

I'm too lazy to go diving in Desuarchive, sorry.

Thinner body mod
mega.nz/#!v45lVDTb!4lrrDwi_ELp2gVJk86cvmKLJ6ULf_VoI4IGm2z-3wuc

Okay here a little thicker
mega.nz/#!295WjS7B!EW6jkMfLjUzYP-aB7tf-LPI48DocxExV_ddflbiK-34

There's a few I've seen out there, including one I read on HF based on another video clip involving Haydee and an oversized horsebot. But it's still a very small niche so far.

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strawpoll.me/11276374

cattleya?

yeah, she could never be properly cosplayed due to giant sized tits and overall figure. maybe in some other universe...

I WANT THAT WOBBLY FAT ASS ON MY FACE, FUCK

Shit forgot to link
mega.nz/#!2s4BAIBL!Lt6wyYBKemdSkgT1MQ9kL9X6ZFGO7m_CDhfj-nNx-I4

>that spoiler
I hope you write/rewrite something along those lines, the world needs it

Game looks like shit.
Why you faggots still shilling it?

BTW russians made the game and they don't give a fuck about censoring....one DEV suggested nude skin like it was a little thing to add.

because puzzles, ass, tomb raider like gameplay, and the mystery behind why she looks like that.

other than that it will time consume a month for me

Links and whatnot please? I've been in a real mood for good fapfic of late.

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You can host 3rd party 'patches' on your website for steam games. It's how nekopara has it's vns on steam

>this "game" is what Cred Forums likes now

Further proof that Cred Forums has complete shit taste now and I should do the opposite of what I read here.

Live a fulfilling life user :^)

Don't say I never did nothing for you.

hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/hulanbandulan/21806/Haydees-Equine-Adventure

Some stories
pastebin.com/5wXCyC7C
pastebin.com/uFk9f2wi
pastebin.com/h4KaR1hm

hey user
don't play video games and don't have fun

this was made for me

oh so he can just make his own 3rd party patch.....I want bigger areola

Maybe it's just me then. I'm not a huge fan of the main character's looks, and the graphics just don't look particularly impressive. The gameplay itself looks barebones and awkward at best. To me, it seems like someone built this game to justify having a robot with jiggly tits and a fat ass run around. It just seems too on the nose, y'know?

I love you guys. Next one I crank out is for you

Better?

>you will never have a harem of haydee's with different bodytypes and personality kinks
>lithe, dominatrix haydee who's secretly jealous of the more endowed haydees
>fat haydee with a mouth attachment, a total glutton for semen
>voluptuous, endowed motherly haydee with a pregnancy fetish
>thick, ridiculously stacked haydee who loves to be milked
>haydee with a huge ass and hopelessly addicted to anal
>average haydee, totally vanilla and loves you
>masochistic shortstack haydee who's a total size queen

end me

>that bland boring design
>every room looks the exact same
>jiggle physics with disgustingly low tits and fat black ass
>its supposed to be a "robot"
>boring gameplay, barely a gameplay at all
>character model and animation looks straight up stolen from Fallout 4

Is this a fucking joke? How is this a game? Even for a indie game standards this is far from being a "game". How the hell is it going to be sold at steam??

>Svlete and thin (but not unendowed) Haydee that is a power bottom, an absolute freak in bed to compensate for her smaller assets
>Chubby Haydee that constantly fucks you and milks your dick, wants to be full to the brim with you cum 24/7
>Voluptuous milf Haydee that simulates being pregnant; depending on her mood, she'll either be single, twins, or all the way up to hyper
>Super top-heavy Haydee with tits so big she can barely reach her nipples, doesn't just want you to milk her, but needs you too
>Super bottom-heavy Haydee with ass and thighs so big that she can barely fits through doorways, is a light dom and loves to sit on you
>Super hourglass Haydee, just as sex hungry as her lithe sister
>Normal Haydee, loves you and wants to make your happy
>Tall amazonian goddess Haydee, fucks you till you're raw and then some, loves to spoon you
>Shortstack Haydee that is absolutely s t a c k e d, initially doms but is an easy switch

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>>boring gameplay, barely a gameplay at all

proof that anti-haydee posters are morons

>character model and animation looks straight up stolen from Fallout 4
Now I know you're baiting

her tits are fake, though

strawpoll.me/11025589

>make game about lewd robot waifu
>make robot waifu look like a fatass sassy black woman


My fucking sides

>my preg bros
>probably based cumflation bros as well

my niggas

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Just wait until everyone starts bitching about "muh objectification", then we'll have a real show.

>no Haydee with a dick who wants to fill you with her artificial seed

>no tsuntsun shortstack
>why even live

>loli haydee who manages to stay innocent no matter what kind of lewd situation she's in
>oppai loli haydee who's at the perfect height for accidental tittyfucks
>athletic haydee major tomboy who treats you like her best bro
>nipple cunt haydee who can only feel pleasure with her nips plugged with your cock
>eternally pregnant haydee motherly and loves to snugglefuck

This nurse outfit is the best

Thicker haydee v2

mega.nz/#!mswklJTb!at8-KYWhN0zK_gKmSJdMsBvO4YL2KGTsGH6KY5Qvqgo

Tardy to the party.

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Devs confirmed there will be background music.

>Remember me?

So when is more porn coming out?

uh no

those things move the way only real tits can, friend...

It's all porn user. Get whackin'.

I've already came twice this thread. Balls are starting to hurt.
And it feels so fucking good

You know you can get fake tits that are fairly realistic, right?

Also, there are pics before her surgery

mega.nz/#!VcdiDQbY!Wkj3hxxpmNw_JVD70erP2VnSNA0lOt0QwkRU91e4KUI

Do your balls really hurt after you cum that much?

Is that suppose to happen?

Heres my mod compilation
mega.nz/#!tAEAGTKS!A0GTuion03ziKH3P16zIXQc7zkyc7Y2OAlKriLvZtac

Thanks for all the dolphin porn fellas!

Pure white haydee
mega.nz/#!YgMUzBgZ!ipmhdZ_dczrP_9gkTShGk-OVtdAgTKgfjs8RZgNN2Vo

I fapped a lot for the past few days.
I need help.

Pepsi woman
mega.nz/#!LJUhXZyC!C6UlyDb7wi3wPxjIBWGptv5O8Fi2ky2WtlNx_uSfaPs

give me a link to said surgery before/after?

Can you mod the model itself? not just the textures?

Where i put this?

Yes, but nobody really talented has done anything with it.
We have ITT a thicker Haydee, a thinner Haydee, and a slightly more thick Haydee for models.
It's mostly
>Convert files
>Edit in Blender
>Convert back and put in the Outfits/Eve folder

From the main game directory (the one with the game launcher), make an Outfits folder if there isn't one, then an Eve folder inside that and put mod files in that folder.

Is this the thickest mod in existence currently? If so I know what I'm doing the rest of the night

>Large
At least I know I'm in good company.

Yeah, that's the EVEN THICCKEUR mod.
And you can see why I called it controversial.

Share some pics of her, pretty please

Thanks user.

Not him and you'll regret this.

MORE

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I've read the devs provided the model. Anyone has it?

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THICKER

She is an old model, long since deemed obsolete.
From what I've seen the files you need to swap to edit corpse Haydees is removed in the updated version of the game files, so you have to put it back in yourself.

T H I C C

And to round it out, a preview of the Yellow zone.
>Heading up through the "No guns allowed" door, you reach a catwalk
>The first Assassin bot is waiting for you in his alcove
>At the T-junction my corpse is on is another Haydee corpse to lure you in

Kinda wish there was a mod to make her breasts even bigger.

CONTINUE

This Haruka looks familiar

Wish there was a mod where you can press a button to turn her tits into an airbag.

Give it time.

I expect mods for lewd multiplayer Haydee/Hayden shenanigans by the end of the year.

>we have a fat black chick, you like that right?
>please buy our game

>There will never be a Haydee sequel where you gain access to a parts production plant to body mod yourself to a variety of sizes and shapes
>Everything from titty flight to hipchecking bots into walls and using your tits/gut as a liquid storage tank to spew at enemies/alter access paths
>Spider-config
>Taur config for charging at shit
>Twig to fit in really tight spaces

You're probably just imagining things

can we have one that's just a robot

Yes, but nobody has actually made it yet.

Well if you say so

I don't see the appeal.

Trust me

they're taking over

Who is this Inquisitor? Is this a new game?

Bioware just doesn't quit.

Wow! Tifa has such huge sexy tits in that pic, why did you crop it?

This needs to continue

I'm sorry, user, but it's over.
See you on Monday.
And again on Thick Thursday.

IT IS THURSDAY

But the game isn't out yet. A Monday must pass before I mess you again.

post more lewd haydee pictures

How lewd?

That looks about right. Butt is the best. MOAR

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seconding this. Continue

source?

Day 1 pirate :^)

Good thing I kept the demo too, because the model there was a lot better

Got any more with her butt all out like this

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>she will never sit on your face
why even live?

mega.nz/#!tYFjGBKL!uQcRZdq_yz77UGHDdSNLXRSYiFhcIEchLaVXcMQV7Uc

Tried to do this but didn't work.

DON'T OPEN

IT MAKES HONEY MUSTARD GAS

You have to download the first patch which is on their greenlight page

This game reminds me of PN03 except a shoulder shooter.

...and popular.

Wasn't PN03 a shooter

nice to see that the visuals have been worked on

day 1 pirate

>Robo fat black chick
>Gameplay is walk and orbit with camera
>15bux no noods
Criminal.

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MORE LEWDS

>Everyone is hyped about the game because THIC and ROBUTTS
>Devs know this
>They decide to make her look less robotic, which is the exact opposite of what everyone wanted

I don't understand, I though they wanted the game to sell?

Got any more?

speak for yourself, i prefer cyborgs to robots

>somebody already made a perfect Haydee model for SFM and other such programs
>literally no reason to buy the game now

Did they make her tits smaller?

Game looks to be more fun than what we got with the demo.

>ITT: fatfags ruining the thicc maymay.
please leave.

Clangfags please leave

If the game played like shit I would not be in this thread it's noting revolutionary but it has a very nice gameplay loop

MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK

I remember that i downloaded a patch when the demo was released but I don't know where to download the new patch, can't find it in the site.

It's on the green light announcements page drive.google.com/open?id=0By-Ch44d1npnSmZaLTg3MHozRHc

how much is it? not that i will pay for it but i hate when steam shows OUT IN 4 DAYS and no fucking price anywhere, fucking retards

Loverslab is going to have a field day with this

can't wait for the BDSM mods tho

Fifteen booty-bux

Film Maker

God dammit, still nothing.

have those faggots managed to make any decent sex mods for FO4 yet? I was holding off on buying that shitfest until they whip up something to warrant a purchase.

Why bother with a robot design if you're just going to put boob jiggle ON THE ROBOT PART?
FUCK

I'll only forgive this trash if someone mods in Drossel

ARE YOU PROGRESSIVE Cred Forums?
FROM YOUR REACTION IN THIS VERY THREAD I SEE YOU ARE

STEAM FORUMS AGREE WITH YOU

OW DOES IT FEEL TO BE NO BETTER THAN STEAM TRASH?

steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/343786746015759110/

Where exactly do I throw in a .mesh mod?

Thanks in advance if thread isn't dead

This

Where did you end at? I got the night vision goggles but couldn't find the mask for the area full of gas.

>THICC in the shell.