THE MAN WHO CĂCKED THE WORLD
YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH
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can't wait for hackjimas next blunder that kojimadrones will eat up
i pooped
why do japanese people never age
>The year is 2016
>Deathstranding release date announcing for 2018
>Nobody believes the madman
>2019 arrives
>Deathstranding launches in Q1 2019
People will die in literal shock.
HAYTER BTFO
they suck the life out of everything
They just get cancer and die
>so buttmad he wrote "Big Boss" on a coffee cup and pretended a cashier wrote it even though the writing matches his own
>scribbled mocap lines on his face saying "I CAN DO IT TOO"
>hovers around Keifer's tweets and moans about "tfw not snake"
Who is this? Looks like a conman,
Kojima is GOD.
The hack God
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But that's not moot
HE SURFIFED?
Why is he so perfect?
>Tfw I went into MGSV with no expectations; didn't even watch the trailers or the demos
>Tfw MGSV is my most favorite game of all time
It's not perfect, I know, but I love it all the same. It's a flawed masterpiece, so to speak.
CYSTS CAN GET THAT BIG?
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I want to cuddle them.
Kiefer was, and always will be, the best Snake.
Then came a great surprise
eight gigabytes in size
I thought you got the sack
a long long time ago
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Venom is just the cutest Snake
he knows exactly what he was doing, the smug fuck
When does this premiere? Tonight?
What a faggot. I'm glad they replaced him with someone better.
>mfw there wasn't any ruse
>Hayter wasn't in MGSV
>the tears were real
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kojima is a fucking god
Reminder that today is International Peace Day
Kojima is cute. CUTE!!!
Peace Day never came.
Weird.
Today i've been seeing weird things in MGSV.
wot r u on abut m8
No. No, he really isn't.
t. mgsvbabbie
even his production studio is a movie
YOU'RE FACE
TO FACE
WITH THE MAN WHO SCAMMED THE WORLD
oh no
not me
I never lost control
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But that's the entire point of my post, user. I started off my MGS experience with GZ and TPP on Steam, and I love them to bits.
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>tfw nobody cares about the Tokugawa Heavy Industries ARG
I'm not smart enough to figure this shit out
What the fuck, Kojima.
I care, I just haven't been able to find anything yet.
What did he mean by this?
He likes fucking with his fans and getting them all riled up.
Kojima is great.
Check their twitter @tokugawapr
>wetransfer.com
>MGR2 assets
I mean come on guys. At least try to be subtle.
good morning
Aging hits hard in the last year of their life. It's from all the sushi.
That's a pretty good Nirvana song.
>You will feel ashamed of your words and deeds
What did they mean by this?
>never played MGS since playing the first one at my friends house a few times
if I liked Splinter Cell Conviction and Blacklist, will I like MGSV?
Go pirate Ground Zeroes, and watch the official gameplay videos, there's like 4 hours of them.
who is that looking through the window with strangelove and kaz
>hope to see you again soon
will the madman do it again?
how mad would hayter be if kojima brought keifer back
A time-travelling Solidus.
If there were to be another MGS but with Solidus, would Kief the Chief voice him? That would be pretty great.
I liked msgv enough
it might have just been because all the others games around the same time were even worse
I'd love nothing more to see it happen again. Hayter's increased salt levels would be glorious.
Is anyone else still dissapointed?
I still refuse to believe this to be anything more than a joke.
>caring about some jap manlet
if you are a dev under 6'2 i don't even buy the game
He does this shit all the time newfags.
whatever you say todd
I don't see what the big deal is, he barely talks in that game.
He talks a lot in the tapes.
Worst meme ever. I did listen to all the tapes. He barely has any dialogue in those either.
>tfw Kojima is literally 7 feet
Why doesn't he play basketball?
>posting cropped images
why would todd lie about his height?
hes not, people are just posting fake image to smear my-err, i mean HIS good name
hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The obsidian club is two blocks down
god keifer was garbage in mgsV they could have gotten any generic hollywood actor and it would have been the same exact thing
Hayter, please leave.
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Schadenfreude
Here, have some more.
>literally Solidus
So, who left Konami?
>implying it's not Hide and O
Hide-and-seek man and Kojimbles are two different people? Whoa.
FUCK KOJIMA
And even more.
hheheheheehehehe
LIKE A DEAD MAN WALKING
Last one.
fan of mgs since mgs1 here
mgsv was fine
Bump.
It's a PT's reference. The room you wake up there is a paper bag
Kiefer best boy.
Yeah.
I think Kojima never liked Hayter mostly because of that rumor of him writing a script of Metal Gear without Hideo's permission.
>LIKE SOMETHING?
>FUCKING KEK HATE WHAT I HATE OR UR WRONG
>ILL BAN U FRUM XBOX LIVE
Is thsi form 24 or something else?
24.
Grazie
10/10