Complete Las Vegas mission

>complete Las Vegas mission
>"Achievement Unlocked: What Happens In Vegas..."

>complete Your Mom mission
>achievement is too fat to fit on the screen

>defeat large boss
>achievement unlocked
>"the bigger they are..."

>beat a big guy boss
>"Achievement Unlocked: The Bigger They Are..."

Oh shit

Bane?

Just goes to show how unoriginal and unfunny Cred Forums is.

Dumb bitch is gonna get shitloads of splinters in her tongue.

>Attack enemy by landing on them
>achievement: It's a me

>Complete intrigue/backstabbing mission
>"Acievement: With friends like these..."

More like horse semen.

>Start new game
>"Achivement Unlocked : First Steps"

Have you ever touched a baseball bat?

*baby steps

>Kill 1337 enemies.
>"Achievement Unlocked: True Gamer."

>Complete Chapter Five
>"Achievement Unlocked: Chapter Five (Complete chapter five)"

>beat the game
>Achievement Unlocked: Beat the Game

>complete extremely hard achievement
>Achievement unlocked : Go Outside

>finish lava level
>Achievement Unlocked: "Out of the frying pan..."

>Seems you like playing with balls, eh?

>kill boss
>wonder what's next
>"Achievement Unlocked: Beat Final Boss"

post more actual cliches from actual cheevos

>have no life
>keep making threads with ebin reaction image until one sticks

>1 achievement left on game
>"play with 3 other people on your friend's list"

>commit suicide via grenade
>Achievement Unlocked: Looks like I just blue myself

>complete level one
>Achievement unlocked : Baptism of fire

>game crashes
>Achievement Unlocked: Thanks for beta testing!

>projecting at ME
im not op you no-life nerd boy

>Game has almost 40 achievements for killing enemies with random properties

You think Cred Forums is bad, the loser that's trying to force this 'trope/reaction face' meme does it about thirty times a day on Cred Forums.

i would like this

Here's a spicy rare pepe

>character creator achievement

POSTAL 1, senpai

Oh, in the new version? That's a funny achievement.

>"Well, this is the part where he kills us"
>"Hello, this is the part where i kill you"
>Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You
>Achievement unlocked : The part where he kills you

where did you find that drawing of me?

What's wrong babylegs, can't do it?

yee

>Play a multiplayer round with a developer.

>complete skeleton mission
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU"

fake don't post this again

>Beat game on hard
>Achievement unlocked: Beat Game (Hard)
>Beat Game (Normal) isn't unlocked

>finish character creation
>Achievement unlocked
>"Looking Good Billy Ray"

>Sequel to Single player game with multiplayer tacked on
>two thirds of the cheevos are online multiplayer.

but you didn't beat the normal game, you beat the hard game

>Unlock dual-wielding
>Achievement Unlocked: Double Trouble

>Complete european level
>"Achievment Unlocked: O my people, enter the Holy Land which Allah has assigned ..."

>Start the game, unlock achievement
>only 60% the playerbase has it

That's an actual achievement in The Force Unleashed when you kill the Rancor boss

you mean like civ 5?

That's true. Most games from my experience will give you past difficulty's achievements if you beat a higher level.

>achievement requires meeting up and going to a bar with one of the devs
>said achievement exists

That's common on PC because you're counted toward achievement statistics if you own the game, unlike on Playstation where you need to play the game, which makes it an even bigger shock when starting the game isn't at 100%.

this is usually put in on purpose so devs can see how many people at LEAST started the game

its usually aroud 60 or 70 but only about 30% of people buy buy games complete them.

>achievement to take a picture of yourself sharing a cake with a waifu and send it to the developers

>achievement requires sucking the dev's penis

>impossible achievements

>Achievement Unlocked: Unlock all achievements

that picture reminds me of the time dunkey beat sky in smash

>Activate games super mode
>Achievement unlocked: It's over 9000

Is that in Red Orchestra? Because I actually made that shot once.

it was my own teams tank

...

>it is impossible to get this achievement
>3.8% players have unlocked this achievement

This is someones daughter. Let that sink in for a while.

woooooow now that you mention it...
KIND of fucked up

>Achievement Unlocked: Get six achievements
>Achievement Unlocked: Get seven achievements
>Achievement Unlocked: Get eight achievements

It's ok when Valve does it

wtf I hate daughters now...

was pretty good 2bh

>Get to level 50
>Achievement unlocked: Level 50
>"Reach level 50"

If my daughter wants to fuck off and be a hoe, whatever. More time for me to spend being a living 80's cop show trope.

But I swear if she ever tweets at Drake saying "Spank me daddy" so help me god I will set the world record for latest term abortion.

this