''crash is boring''

>''crash is boring''

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it's true, but shame on you for listening to him too

i agree
and i also agree with his views on sonic games

that said though arin is fucking shit at videogames and i hold his opinions in low regard because he's fucking retarded.

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Even a retarded clock is right twice a day

>you'll never look like a caveman jumpin' around in trees all day

The movie or the game? either way he's right

All those N64-era platformers are boring. Crash, Banjo-Kazooie, Mario 64 even. Just collectathons with no interesting game mechanics.

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has she become a gravitational cripple yet?

her sister is better

not by a ton, but still better

>Crash
>Collectathon
Not really. There are things you can collect, but it's really just a 3d version of a more traditional platformer.

she kinda looks like one of the sisters from Kubo. As in her face looks like a cold dead mask.

So instead of a boring shitpost thread focused more on personalities, I'm interested:

What do people see in Crash?

The original three at least, since Cred Forums seems to almost universally agree CTR is fantastic in every possible way.

fuck her brother is fucking beutiful.

suzy weighs close to a ton

>Now that I'm married, I can get fat.
a;ternatively, she's become comfortable and sedentary and gained weight as a result. Lastly maybe Arin like 'em thick.
I certaintly do, anyway if he doesn't. I'd do unholy things to her ass.

did she get fat? I haven't watch GG in probably 2 years

is the ass still fat

Both are great though.

I mostly remembered Crash 2, but I loved the hidden little secret areas where the colored gems were, especially when they looped back to previous levels. This was back before everybody was looking up everything online and games still had a lot of secrets that you had to discover yourself.

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This. I love it when women blow themselves up. I get hard when I notice a skinny girl I knew in high school has gotten fat. One girl inflated like a balloon. Perfect.

Crash Bandicoot is too hard for him to even beat, let alone beat the first couple of levels.

It's much better than Mario 64, which is a piss easy game with sloppy controls.

>"there is so much waiting in OoT"

that dudes face

>Seeing that youtube(r) porn thread on /aco/ some weeks ago.
>MFW Faceless

niggah there's well made game grumps porn?

Found the butthurt sonygger

Post the full version of that.
I'm still waiting for good Suzy and Holly futa.

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>see wolf
>wait for it to fail his attack
>press A
>repeat until you beat the game
wew

I agree that mega man classic and x, and castlevania are brilliant and perfect, I also agree that 3d Zelda games are slow, boring, and everyone who adores them so much is blind from nostalgia.

But to say crash bandicoot 2 or sonic 3&knuckles are bad is over the fucking like. I know about his shitty arguments against 2d sonic how "it is about going fast but when you're bad you don't go fast". Thats a shallow surface level critique that shows he jasnt mastered the game yet and can't appreciate it properly,

But what argument can someone make against crash bandicoot? It's one of the few games that didn't stumble at all in the early 3d era

okay. Thank you for that info.

>the only enemy in OoT is a wolf

>wait for it to fail his attack

man i wish someone would fail an attack on me so i can do a sick backflip. All these years i thought people would dodge backwards to cause their opponent to miss, but damn was i wrong

thanks for setting me straight user

>breaking down a game into its lowest common denominator
wew

EVERYNIGHT IN MY DREAMS!!!
I SEE YOU I FEEL YOU!!!

It's 3D, therefore there's a 99% chance that Arin played it like a complete retard.

Dude, the OP of that thread was a Suzy/Holly futa edit of pic related.
The ducks were clearly of a different style, but they were well placed.
Didn't save it before the thread fell off though. Maybe you can find it in the archives.

What was his reasoning?

Yes? That was the one thing I always complained about.

she has a thyroid tumor the size of a golfball

That game just wasn't fit for a let's play, the fun is in Spongebob and the cast.

Yeah, I have that edit saved as well as all of the pictures on paheal and xxx.
I just want more pictures where they're initially drawn as having cocks.
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>listening to Arin

it's pretty fun it's just different from the usual open platformers/collectathons at the time.

This just in.
Man holds an opinion you MAY NOT LIKE.
exactly like pretty much everyone on Cred Forums.

Fuck off, you shouldn't care what an e-celeb thinks, ever.

>Ego "i needed a guide to finish the tutorial Island in Wind waker" Raptor
I can't belive people actually think these people are right about everything only because they are e-celebs

CTR has a drift system like no kart-racer ever had, it also has a lot of tech to learn making it complex and interesting to get TT or WRs, add that a lot of the tracks have shortcuts that you couldn't even tell at first.
I honestly like Rare's racers more (Diddy Kong Racing or Mickey's) but I can see why people have it in such regard.
As for the platformers, they are fun and full of secrets and they're pretty enjoyable.

Crash was great. It had a new spin on 3d platforming. Tougher bosses than Mario 64 and a different way to do secrets and collectibles.
Also his opinions on OoT are "it isn't an exact 1 to 1 copy of LttP"
His diehard fans were too stupid to realize it so they just blindly followed his critique.

Holly is humble, therefore hung. Suzy is shoving herself into everything and cakes herself in make-up to compensate for her baby penis. :3

Holly is clearly also a top, so whenever she agrees to sex with anybody she's going to be fucking them in the ass. You don't get to choose whether or not she cums inside or not.
Suzy may have a baby dick, but she probably has pretty large testicles. At least compared to most people.

So what games does he think are fun? I don't even know who this guy is to be honest.

Here (You) go

That's because Crash is a 3d platformer. Watch his Super Mario 64 or Windward HD playthrough, he literally can't orient in a 3d space
4 FUCKING HOURS TO FINISH THE WIND TEMPLE

"Arin Hansen is a cuck"

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Are you talking about this one?

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I like this!!!

What? I was serious. Do i have to know every e-celeb on the planet?

barry> jon> ross> brian> dan> holly>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone else>>>> arin= suzy

>"He wrote me a letter a day for a whole year to win me over"
Jesus christ

Switch Dan and Ross around and I would agree 100% with this

Actually it's more like this

Every other channel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Game Grumps

>there will never be a Barry and Jon episode
Feels really fucking bad

>"Mario Kart is shit because it takes forever to turn"

If he was referring to the SNES version the controls actually have a learning curve.

>DSP being better than Grumps.
>In non-bizzaro world.

looks like Obama

your cool.

needs more girlcock

DSP grows on you

at this point I don't know if it's pity or excitement to see how he'll fuck up

Chris fucking hates everything

>he got a girlfriend? PATHETIC

never change Cred Forums

>t. Lastly maybe Arin like 'em thick.
He definitely does according to some gg episode
but suzy's sick, not lazy

who the hell is that, almost passes for some homeless man they dragged off the streets

>needed a guide to finish the tutorial Island in Wind waker
You're kidding... right?

Dear Hiro,

Please make a e-celeb board so these people have a place to call home.

Thanks,
user

>Jon anywhere near the top
He was a sore loser, it got obnoxious really fast

Read the fucking rules.

Also the deku nut there would have stunned the wolf immediatly.

hellbenders when

I'm not even very good at vidya and all the stuff I've seen from Arin he's somehow worse than me. I don't understand how he can literally be that bad when apparently his whole life is games and cartoons and shit.

Of course someone like Arin thinks that

the worst opinions on video games and also the co-creator of the most cancerous "music" album ever created - the only reason danny is on GG is because he is a jew who worked in the commercial music industry so he and this faggot could make a video game themed "music" album and gain shekels - fuck this thread - please delete

You wish.
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Chris is just sooo busy, user

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>Holly
>winning
Just the way it was always intended to be.

Holly is cuter and seems nicer, but Suzy's thick/fat and probably loves anal. Also, seems like a huge bitch if that's your thing.

Holly seems like she'd be into all sorts of kinky shit too though, going off of her personality. I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I bet she'd be into something more interesting than anal.

>that time when Arin was telling a story about how he shot Suzy's face by accident when he was going to cum on her belly

Source me now nigger

Arin has said several times that Suzy made him an ass man. What do you think her butthole tastes like?

>That time when Oney was telling a story about the time he was beating off and Suzy walked in on him just as he was starting to cum

Ocarina of Time in the Well, he was telling a story about how he was with "a girl" and she wanted it on her tum tum but he couldn't aim it right and shot her in the face.

>Fag is wrong about something.

What a surprise.

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Hey youtube!

i wanna do reprehensible things to Suzy

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He says "some girl" but Arin has only dated Suzy.

Like a Wendy's Baconator. Alternatively, stuffy with sweat, the faint smell of soap/baby wipes, and skin. If she didn't clean up beforehand you started eating her ass it'd probably taste faintly like farts.

Which one would you let peg you?
Suzy or Holly?

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Crash is kind of boring, it's always had bland character design, music, level design et al in comparison to every other platformer like Mario or Sonic

probably tastes like makeup

Bad retort

You're the gay here, faggot.

obviously holly

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any answer other than holly is objectively wrong

>that fucking Ross entrance at the con
Fuck that security woman.

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Get off this website for your own sanity

I want to have a relationship like Ross and Holly

>everything is pol
People like you are worse than the strawmans you cry out all the time

It was probably muh game feel

super gay today but I'd rather it be a feminine penis and Holly. She'd be gentle and have a modest, average cock, probably with a bow as a makeshift cockring. Suzy's cock would be fat and thick,and she'd probably fuck you very clumsily.

Now why would I go do that?

>Everyone trust my opinion on this subject!
>This subject I also happen to be terrible at...
>B-but I'm really popular so people talk about my opinions like they matter!!

Every single time he says anything about anything.
If anything he's proven himself to be the person you shouldn't listen to when designing games.

But his sequelitis videos save for OoT are pretty good. The fact that he doesn't apply what he preaches is really weird.

Suzy would probably incredibly rough, but forget to pull out after cumming inside of you and end up falling asleep with her arms wrapped around you, still inside of you, of course.
Holly wouldn't make mistakes like this, but she'd want to fuck you until she both of you are ready to pass out. You wake up to her trying to put it back in.

Is it really cheating if they're on a break?

>sore loser

it's almost like the show's called game grumps.

Why?

>et al
Fuck off

I want Holly to whisper "toot toot sweet birb" into my ear as I wake up to provide for our family.

I enjoy that cory is on his recent lets plays

he posted a picture of a politician my dude

I want Holly to violate my ass without even bothering to ask for permission.

>Ross actually wakes up living that life every day

You sound upset, butthurt, mad et al

>But his sequelitis videos save for OoT are pretty good
Only the MMX one is good and even then, it's only really a good video to educate the average layman. Anyone with a modicum of analytical skills already knew Mega Man games were great at teaching the player without heavy tutorials.

His complaints about Castlevania IV don't really have that much merit. His claim is that the 8 directional whip makes sub-weapons useless but he only thinks of them in the most basic mindset of what they do and doesn't account for the fact that they have different damage values and are still very good for various situations. Just watch a SCIV speedrun, they use sub-weapons all the time. Because they are useful.

Really Arin thinks he's some great video game analyst but he only knows about as much as your typical avid video game player who's played games since the late 80's/90's.

This bitch is fuck ugly. What would possess you to put your dick in that?

>Anyone with a modicum of analytical skills already knew Mega Man games were great at teaching the player without heavy tutorials.
However, series like that weren't common on youtube back when it was released. Now we have Game Maker's Toolkit and other didactic shows about gaming, but Sequelitis was new.
>His complaints about Castlevania IV don't really have that much merit.
No, he's exactly right. The weapons are fucking useless for the most part and only speedrunners may use it to solve problems, but not the average player, unlike the NES games. They are just there for the sake of tradition. I'd say SCIV is too easy for a Castlevania game, it's babby's first Classic Castlevania. The damage you inflict on the enemies breaks them in two or three hits, unlike the original games that required at least 6 (8 without upgrades) on some enemies. I can say this because I've played all Classic Castlevanias multiple times.

You don't have to look at her face when it's from behind and her butthole is wrapped around your dick.

I just want to fuck an alien.

IT HAS NO PURPOSE WHY.Its like the word literally.Its fucking implied.Why the fuck are you using latin?

fuck that guy I'd say lucky but it's more she's a really good fit for him. She takes care of him and probably reigns in any bad on his end.

>he doesn't put a space after the period

>Attention whore says something controversial

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jesus Christ I hate Arin so much.

>"sonic is boring because all you do is move and things happen"

Are you sure you agree with that?

Got to use my Latin somehow
t. Optimate

>he doesn't know the meme

how is et al implied? you use it when you have a long list of things, but don't want to list all of them.

have you considered the fact that you're a fucking idiot and your opinion is uninformed and not worth sharing?

last thing I want to say about the ayylmao:
she's got a fat ass/is one and I'd be all over that, thyroid tumor or not. Despite looking like an alien afflicted with fetal alcohol syndrome, the thiccness cannot be denied.

link lewds of the goose, fake or not

Her regular face isn't anything special. But seeing it caked in make up makes my dick diamonds and I don't know why.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT.I have an IQ of 157.I'd BEAT the SHIT out of you FAGGOT.

>IT HAS NO PURPOSE WHY. Its like the word literally. Its fucking implied. Why the fuck are you using latin?
ftfy

I stopped taking him even a little bit seriously when he said Other M was a good game.

Its because growing up you saw a lot of Barbies and that helped form your taste in women. So when you see someone who looks like an inanimate piece of plastic it turns you on

Crash 1 has the worst save system I've ever seen.

Fuck you Arin, do you want to know what else is boring? The last three years of Game Grumps

>It has no purpose! It's like the word "literally", it's fucking implied. Why the fuck are you using Latin?
ftfy

I usually think she's ugly, but looking at that picture I always want to fuck her for no reason I can really think of.

>when you're bad you don't go fast
it's almost like sonic games are punishing players for failure or something

What did he mean by this?

My IQ is 159, just so you know.
Not even just 158, but 159.
Good luck faggot,

That girl is way more attractive than Suzie could ever hope to be.

>MMX
>mfw Arin dies to Spark Mandrill even with shotgun ice

Didn't he and Zach fuck the show pitch or something like that?

funny how all the lets player shitters are starting to lets play

calling a game boring is such a lazy criticism

that's actually fucking disturbing...

yeah. plenty of other reasons too though

Megaman X

>Only the MMX one is good
He never even mentioned how much easier it is compared to the older titles. The biggest threat from the previous MM games was almost completely removed by being able to climb up walls and the bosses lose one of their attacks when you use their weakness, enemies and bosses do less damage overall and have less health, E tanks are rechargeable and you can carry four of them, the health upgrades/suit upgrades being easier to get than in 5 and 6, no items like rush coil to make Sigma's castle challenging (Sigma's castle also being a joke in general). Its easy to see why he likes that game so much when its so easy compared to most games of its type.

Crash 3 is good but lacks replayability and cohesion, Crash 1 hasn't aged too well and is the 'clunkiest' of the three, (but also the hardest) and Crash 2 is arguably the best but has the weakest ending.

It just happens to come from a time when platforming was done well, and Crash was the best looking, sounding, and feeling design-wise.

But it approached platforming in a way that most others hadn't and surprisingly, without hardly changing anything in the genre.

Like all platformers it uses jumps and obstacles to add challenge to the game.

In Crash 2 specifically however, the difficulty in jumping is removed completely and Crash controls equally well both in the air and on the ground, the game instead focusing on succession of jumps to present the most challenge in the game.

The obstacles created to combat the ease of jumping are by far the some of the most intricate, grueling, and satisfying of most games at the time. Chaining successive jumps just feels the best in that game.

Does Arin have autism?

Still a vastly superior channel to grumps plus Oney's friend can at least play games

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>Posting in this thread

POST MORE SUZY ASS

was sniffing my bellybutton lint while i read this, so I guess that's what it'd smell like to me.

he was referring to 8

>funny how all the lets player shitters are starting to lets play
What

Must still be rectum ravaged from the World Championship broadcasting his incompetence to an entire E3 watching nation.

I always loved spyro as a kid, but hated crash. crash just felt like a 2d game but instead of going sideways you just run straight forward, and during the age of games like mario 64 and spyro, it was just boring to me

maybe id feel differently today since the whole 3d being so new and exciting is over, but i doubt it

>crash just felt like a 2d game but instead of going sideways you just run straight forward
That's why I liked it. It was really similar to all the games I loved on previous consoles, but with a slight twist to make it interesting.

lol you rekt him dude

I want suzy to sit on my face at the same time holly lovingly pegs me.

same
oh god tell me someone has recent pictures of her

he almost looks healthy there.

I wouldn't say that exactly. When you're focusing on a game for about an hour or so and you just feel bored, what else are you to say?
I think it's at least more of a description than by flatly saying "it sucks"

I love this game. To be fair to GG, it's kind of long lengthed levels, but at the same time Arin, as usual, couldn't do a thing right.
Think he just does it intentionally now and pretends it's natural?

Chris O neill is our guy

>Google Holly game grumps

>Fucking ugly bitch

You guys have no taste

I remember her first signs of getting fatter were around when they did that ALS video, and she noticeably got progressively bigger. But she seems to have lost most of the weight she gained since this is what she looks like now: twitter.com/Mort3mer/status/770783842831437829

Oney was one of the guys from SleepyCabin that would shit on Let's Plays

Yet here he is doing exactly that.

I want a fapfic about that.

Isn't that the same as saying a game is fun though?

What went wrong?

you don't say

He thinks all platformers are boring. His criticism is that you just go in the one direction.

what went right?

He wasn't wrong on that.

fuck bro if I could draw decent man I would be all over that shit.

There's always writing.

>theres people who draw porn of youtubers

This planet needs to be nuked

Both of them always were fucking sellouts.

Unfortunately for Metroid fans, a lot of people did actually like it (i.e. those not previously into Metroid), and it was critically acclaimed with positive reviews. Doesn't make it a good opinion though.

This. Jon found a better crew.

Well they are two sides of the same coin, and I think that helps prove my point; if you find a game fun, are you required to tell why it is objectively an enjoyable experience? You shouldn't, especially since people have different tastes and if I explain why it is fun, there's a chance you still won't agree, which you have every right to.
Well this is the same, just opposite. Need I explain the intricacies why I find a game fun and pleasurable?

I'm planning on drawing porn of a youtuber myself. Ask me anything.

really like what happend to jontron recently his last few episodes are really bad

>not a single white person in pic

you mean Disney?
that's kind of a shame IMO, but good for her I guess.

requesting Vinny "what went wrong" Vinesauce

>Literal meme machines.

that's been an exclamation point this whole time?

>Suzy's thick/fat and probably loves anal

Arin doesn't like and doesn't understand anal.

I know, right?

Yeah it started when he was doing starcade. I thought it was bad because Jon didn't have that much control, his new videos disproved that.

yes who will you be drawing?

yep.

hence why you should disregard others opinions, and watch a video or two then decide if the game interests you.

Why is this thread still up?

>Ross and Arin swap Holly and Suzy around with each other because Holly hates anal and Suzy is the only one around that's willing to do it but Arin doesn't give a shit

June, AKA shoe0nhead

I hate myself for ever thinking this tool was like a video game scholar.

Mods are active right now. They'll get around to it.

h3h3 is turning shit

filthy frank has never been good

jon makes a video every other decade and they're hit and miss

Amazing

We were all 14 at some point user, no worries. It would be bad if you still thought that way, but you seem alright.

>h3h3
>ever good
>frank
>ever not good
You are human trash

>Barry
>That high
For chistmas sakes, he's a fucking faggot. As an editor, he was golden. Now: he's just a stumbling nerd-ass who has no foresight when cracking a joke. It only divulges to: "Heh! *random noise* Badoopbadoop!"

Yeah, okay, maybe he holds some credibility for actually being decent at games, but in a show full of shitlords, that doesn't mean shite.

this, like 98%

daily reminder that arin is a woman trapped in man's body. I'm not joking. If you watch game grumps, it's just quite obvious. But because of his bitch of a wife, he can't do shit. Suzy said that if he changed his gender, she would leave him. So he's stuck in a man's body. Doubt we will see his transformation. He was very feminine looking like 10 years ago, but now? Nah.

>Dan: Arin, you seen think of who the fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins god damn rowing Trent Resin Or did the fucking Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the Grump session today.
>Arin: God damn created Facebook movie bullshit I can't this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired Dan: Arin, you're scaring me.
>Arin: No man I'll just talking best friend shit I can't the Grump session today.
>Arin: No man you seen this shit
>Dan: I have you seen the time fuck invented Facebook movie bullshit with this bare hands fucking built shit fuck this guy who invented Facebook movie all day shit Jesus can you have to be so interested it a year and shit
>Dan: Arin: Motherfucking me.
>Arin: No problem, man. I'll just watched it a year and shit Jesse Eisenberg Jesse Eisenberg man you seen the time motherfuckin Facebook movie fuck dude motherfucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing I can't even fucking believe think is who played the Facebook this guy who invented Facebook movie bullshit right now.
>Arin: God damn rowing Trent Resin Or did then fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing the boat fuck invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't even fucking Winklevoss twins rowing the boat fuck Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook who the fuck put in the time motherfucking about the Facebook movie fuck invented Facebook All I can't think is who played the fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins god damn created Facebook who the talking believe this shit fuck put in the time motherfucking believe this shit
>Dan: Arin, you're scaring me.
>Arin: No problem, man. I'll just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
>Dan: Arin, you're scaring me.
>Arin: God damn rowing Trent Resin Or did the talk about the Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can't even fucking best friend shit right fucking l
What did he mean by this?

really? i never got that impression when i watched them maybe i was just retarded and didnt pick up on it

ECH

Is that Jack White?

gettin realllll tired of seeing this d-bag's face being shilled on here every single day.

All these years and goddamn Asuka still makes my dick rock hard.

well she is best girl

i want to shove my rockhard cock deep into suzy's asshole without permission, but instead of being angry she's moans in pleasure as she discovers how much she actually enjoys anal

And what you gonna do about that, huh?

Arin said in an oney plays uncharted that he doesn't do anal

I'm going to lube up my playstation 4 professional and shove it up my ass.

It's like that one character in a racing game who has really imbalanced stats
She's thic and soft all over, hot as hell, but her face is fucking disgusting. A bag over the head may be the perfect remedy

Yeah. It really does kinda suck.

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I hate Egoraptor purely because he popularized the "games should teach everything through gameplay" meme. I'm so sick of seeing faggots shit on literally every game that makes use of things like cutscenes and tutorials while constantly going on about how those 2D platformers from 25 years ago that they haven't touched since their pre-pubescence are the height of the medium and will never be topped.

>Game has any depth beyond jump and shoot
>Includes tutorials or tutorial screens to introduce players to core mechanics that are unique to that game, like a specific save system for example
>Retard skips through every tutorial and cutscene
>"WOW WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO? THIS GAME SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED IT ALL THROUGH GAMEPLAY".
>Massive fucking banner appears on screen telling Retard exactly what to do
>"WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOO?????"

No game made past 1996 can perfectly explain all of its complex mechanics and design decisions purely through gameplay, the only reason Megaman X could was because it was simple as hell compared to even the most basic modern games. Have fucking fun starting up a game like Dead Rising without any information on how the save system, time management, or inventory works.

Oh, she's pretty cute.

What style you going for?

>implying he would say how big of an analslut suzy actually is on camera

Crash is what kids played when their parents were too dumb to buy an N64.

PS1 had final fantasy and MGS, but fuck all y'all if you can't see that N64 was superior by miles.

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I don't know why people put so much stock in youtube "celebz" at all, just because "look, im a narcissist on camera!"

The only style I know. My own disgusting amateur western comic style.

I see these cancer let's players as those kids who skipped through cutscenes and didn't know wtf to do in the game.

who is that one guy in the corner

POSITION

Has Arin had anything to say about MN9 yet, or does he just pretend he didn't dump a fuckton of money into it to appear on an in-game billboard?

do you have an account somewhere? I wanna look this up when you're done.

Complete this sentence:

I want to ____ Suzy!

nigga, do you think just cause he says so, everyone will think the same purely because?
Criticism is always good. For instance I love Ocarina of Time as one of my favorite games.
I'm personally invested in that game, and the series.
Arin bitching about Ocarina of Time angered me, but it started a conversation that allowed
me to better define why I love that game.

A lot of games should have simpler mechanics, or at least be able to describe them better.

>youtu.be/fJg3HP36FrM
Before I watch this does it have clips of sequelitis spliced in?