>come home from work >crack open a beer >kick back on the couch >turn on ps4 >play games
Life is easy with a console. Now let's look at PC.
>come home from work >tired, just want to play my games >OS needs to download an update >restart PC multiple times >steam demands an update as well >graphics card needs new drivers >install keyboard drivers >install mouse drivers >steam still isn't finished >forcibly restarts my PC >have to restart downloads >finally get that done and launch the game >20GB patch needs to be downloaded and installed >game won start until its done >hours later it finishes >game is buggy and unoptimized as hell >won't recognize my gamepad >just give up
This is something consoles will ALWAYS have over PC. Plug and play, my friend. Just plug and play.
Here's your (you). Only because you have to work for a living and haven't won 2k a week for life off a scratch off like me.
Liam Allen
>come home from work >tired, just want to play my games >plug in ps4 >plug in wireless controller >batteries ran out >need to go to the store >car wont start >take the bus >get robbed by urbans >no money, no shoes, cant buy batteries >walk back home barefoot >get lost >get mugged again >pockets are empty so they take your clothes >beat you senseless for good measure >crawl home naked >get arrested for public indecency >get shot for resisting arrest even though you did nothing wrong
as opposed to
>come home from work >crack open a bear >kick back on your comfy swivel chair >boot up your PC with no problems because you disabled automatic updates >pick a choice from one of literally tens of thousands of different games at your disposal
why do consolefriends make life so hard for themselves? just get a PC, you wont regret it
Ian Green
Nice.
How much to you actually get and how often?
Logan Phillips
This worked a lot better when consoles didn't have large mandatory updates, when they didn't have required updates with every game you play, and when they didn't insist on every controller being wireless meaning you frequently needed to stop playing just to recharge them. By contrast, I can turn on my computer and after a minute or two, have Steam loaded up and pick from 200 games - and that assumes I want to bother with Steam, and not just play one of the GOG games that are already installed and don't require internet to do anything.
Steam's mandatory updates are halted while you're playing, too.
Levi Brooks
I had to sit through a half hour update on my PS4 last time I turned it on just to watch fucking Netflix.
Fuck consoles desu.
Joseph Fisher
> this is what consolecucks actually believe
sounds about right for somebody with technical understanding of a sonygger.
Samuel Nelson
>crack open a beer stopped reading there
Samuel Clark
FUG
BIRD
Christopher Parker
But you have to be drunk to enjoy console gaming.
Jonathan Davis
>OS needs to download an update >restart PC multiple times >steam demands an update as well >graphics card needs new drivers >install keyboard drivers >install mouse drivers >steam still isn't finished >forcibly restarts my PC >have to restart downloads
you sound like somebody who has no idea how a computer works. nice bait tho.
Eli Evans
Bird fug?
Adam Johnson
she fell for the pc meme
Owen Howard
poor thing
Jordan Walker
>crack open a bear TF2 is for casuals
Connor Brooks
>mfw Nezumi
Levi Gonzalez
Ps4 controller does not need batteries, it's plug and charge
Ethan Bell
>talks about superiority of platforms >posts from a fucking iphone Even if you're being ironic it's still sad.
Evan Lopez
>get ps3 >green artefacts all over the screen when plugged into hdmi port >plug it in the dvi port and it works but dvi doesn't handle audio >so i need to buy an adaptor to plug into the rca cable and use 3.5mm headphones >all this means no volume control so i have to solely rely on per-game options for that >getting past that, the games are muddy low fps, lucky if it's even 720p 30fps >play it for a grand total of 5 hours and tired of all the bullshit, unplugged it all and shoved it in the cupboard
Wow...so...this is the power and convenience of consoles...
Hunter Hall
>come home from work >open steam >click play >play game WOW SO HARD
Luis Bennett
>It's a Nezumi comic
SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER
Noah Cox
>turn on ps4 >no games to play
Owen Edwards
fair enough.
meanwhile window updates run in the background, you can start games without having to update shit and steam updates don't require PC restarts at all.
all that driver boogeyman bullshit is pure fiction by somebody who's only ever heard of how PCs work from second hand accounts of their braindead dudebro frats.
Dominic Peterson
...
Jose Edwards
Why argue when we can all just fap to birds?
Brody Morris
>plug in wireless controller >batteries ran out plugging in your wireless controller recharges the batteries and lets you keep playing, you stupid old man
Hunter Cook
>Installing keyboard drivers >Installing mouse drivers >Having under 100mbps internet >Console games not getting 20 gb updates
Trust me, user. I give it the Anonymous seal of approval.
Jaxson Bell
>come home from work >play something for 5 minutes >quit >watch half an episode of an anime >close it >jerk off >browse Cred Forums for 4 hours >jerk off >sleep >go to work YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP Is it suicide if I'm already dead inside?
Brandon Ross
Get about 1400 a week after taxes, and it's paid bi-weekly.
Liam Morales
it's not the fact that it's bestiality, it's the fact that it's "low bestiality," like he's sticking his dick in a chicken monster --- i think that qualifies as pretty high bestiality
Nicholas Lewis
Yes user! The PCMASTERRACE JUST DOES NOT GET IT.
Sometimes, I just want to pick up a controller, no drama, no updates, no crashes, and just play a video game.
Ahh, thanks for reminding me user, think I will fire up my PS4 right now.
Robert Wilson
How fucking retarded would you have to be to have all of those issues happen at once? That whole dumb scenario assumes the person never touched their computer or did any kind of maintenance.
Hell, even if you did no almost no maintenance the likelihood of all that happening is slim.
Julian Torres
Either HDMI cable is shit or it was barely plugged in.
Lucas Reed
>20GB system update >restart >10GB game update
Jayden Cook
>It's fandoms russian retard Fuck off already.
Logan Johnson
Sounds like something I do. I think since it's a sentient being that can consent, there's less "beast" in the beast.
Joshua Davis
>Nezumi You're alright OP, you're alright.
Eli Wood
No user you don't understand, updates for computers are totally a daily thing and you need to update every single thing every time you turn on your computer or else it'll explode.
Aiden Reed
>panda
fug
Jack White
you're more likely to get stuck in update hell on a console cause it isnt on all the time.
Michael Lee
It's a really good tag
I'm ashamed of what I've become
Ethan Evans
why in christs name would i have windows updates enabled at all, those kikes are gonna force me off my lovely 7 onto the unholy amalgamated abomination of windows 10 if i do that
Getting pass the panda has never been easier. I've done it on like 3 devices, now.
Anthony Martin
Lol, Russian? Really.
Just started my ps4 and playing Dark Souls 3, no update.
>I own a gaming laptop.
But, but my pcmustardrace!
Chill, I'm into pc gaming too. Fucking knuckleheads. Thought the summer was over? Oh wait, it's the last day of summer.
Chase Butler
Why all the restrictions?
Do they really hate site traffic that much?
Brayden Parker
Can't have been, I used the very same HDMI cable for the DVI port using an adaptor.
I tried two different cables in the HDMI port just to make sure, and the result was always the same.
Isaac Martin
I think exhentai has content that isn't advertiser friendly, so its hidden away even though the host, e-hentai, isn't and does get ads.
Colton Watson
Come back home from work tired >Turn on pc >Open steam >Choose game >Play It's not that hard
Kayden Rodriguez
>get Dying Light Enhanced Edition for PS4 >pirated it on PC and had fun and needed a shallow "fucking around" game on the PS4 >reckon I can just throw the disc in and get like a 30mb update and get going >shitty 3rd world internet >update found >3.94gb update >then a 1.4gb update
WOW SO SUPERIOR TO PC GLAD I CAN JUST TURN ON MY PS4 AND START PLAYING #4THEPLAYERS
It took like 6 hours to download the update btw.
Chase Walker
they have some unsavory cake
Oliver Foster
They post a lot of copyrighted doujins straight from comiket and shit, so they want to restrict who is able to get in.
Eli Young
Maybe Cred Forums needs something like that
Dominic Peterson
>crack open a bear
Jeremiah Fisher
>get home >turn on PS4 >download some mods for fallout 4...oh...
Joshua Torres
What's the difference between low beast and regular beast?
Isaac Morgan
>Saunter home from work >Burst in the house and announce my presence with a manly roar >Stomp over to the bathroom and take a massive post-work shit >Ooze myself into the kitchen and grab some delicious water and maybe a pb&j sandwich if I didn't get food at work >Haul my overweight carcass to my maximum comfy longe chair I use at my PC >Press Power, within seconds PC is up and booted thanks to a SSD >Click the Dolphin icon and start up any of the gamecube games I have downloaded at the moment
Jack Rodriguez
>come home >sit down in herman miller >type in password >double click game >hit OBS hotkey to start streaming
And thats all there is to it. Games to play and people to talk to.
Isaiah Jackson
amount of content
low beast has less animal bangin
Noah Gomez
>open steam >open browser in second monitor >Shitpost on Cred Forums for a while eventually get distracted by porn >never actually play anything >PC gaming
Kayden White
I know this is bait but >implying keyboard and mouse drivers need to be installed everytime you boot up the pc
Ryder Gonzalez
Lucky fuck but im happy for you
Jaxson Cox
Low beastiality has shit like birds that think and talk like humans. Regular beastiality has pigs with corckscrew penises impaling lolis all the way to the womb to spurt their semen that solidifies at the entrance so the sperm wont leak out.
Joseph Jones
You seem highly knowledgeable about this
Nathan Davis
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Samuel Jenkins
>be pc gamer >be master race >own 20,000 elite master race games >have 14,000 hours in tf2 and dota >other games havent even been installed >brag about processing power when playing literally least demanding games besides flash games Feels good to be the superior man
Cameron Miller
>His wireless controller doesn't use batteries
How does it feel to live in the stone age grampa?
Adrian Lee
>get in car >car needs oil change >car is out of gas >steeringwheel is miscalculated >wheels need rotated
etc. etc.
If you kept your PC in working order this entire list would be nullified.
Hunter Diaz
the xbox one controller also uses batteries.
I don't get it, sony figured this shit out LAST GEN.
EVEN THE WII U HAS RECHARGEABLE CONTROLLERS WTF MICROSHIT.
Noah Brooks
>EVEN THE WII U HAS RECHARGEABLE CONTROLLERS The Wii U has the BEST rechargeable controller in the market.
Jacob Lee
Got the console for $300 and battery pack was $20 big fucking deal
Nicholas Murphy
Too bad there's not enough games to make you use it long enough to actually need to charge it.
John Bennett
I mean that's just the same situation for all consoles this gen to be honest. Bloodborne is not exactly a long game either.
Thomas Phillips
Holy fuck, nice. Hope to get lucky like that someday.
David Miller
>tfw your mouse and keyboard drivers inexplicably uninstall themselves while im at work
any other pcbros know this feel?
Nathaniel Turner
>crack open a beer
Can we all agree these taste awful, or are we just going to pretend to like them?
Jayden Taylor
Stop
William Gomez
Fair enough. Looking forward to Yakuza 0 but yea, pretty bad this gen.
Camden Torres
OBJECTION!
Cameron Gomez
People don't actually believe this garbage do they?