Come home from work

>come home from work
>crack open a beer
>kick back on the couch
>turn on ps4
>play games

Life is easy with a console. Now let's look at PC.

>come home from work
>tired, just want to play my games
>OS needs to download an update
>restart PC multiple times
>steam demands an update as well
>graphics card needs new drivers
>install keyboard drivers
>install mouse drivers
>steam still isn't finished
>forcibly restarts my PC
>have to restart downloads
>finally get that done and launch the game
>20GB patch needs to be downloaded and installed
>game won start until its done
>hours later it finishes
>game is buggy and unoptimized as hell
>won't recognize my gamepad
>just give up

This is something consoles will ALWAYS have over PC.
Plug and play, my friend.
Just plug and play.

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Why birb so sad?

Here's your (you). Only because you have to work for a living and haven't won 2k a week for life off a scratch off like me.

>come home from work
>tired, just want to play my games
>plug in ps4
>plug in wireless controller
>batteries ran out
>need to go to the store
>car wont start
>take the bus
>get robbed by urbans
>no money, no shoes, cant buy batteries
>walk back home barefoot
>get lost
>get mugged again
>pockets are empty so they take your clothes
>beat you senseless for good measure
>crawl home naked
>get arrested for public indecency
>get shot for resisting arrest even though you did nothing wrong

as opposed to

>come home from work
>crack open a bear
>kick back on your comfy swivel chair
>boot up your PC with no problems because you disabled automatic updates
>pick a choice from one of literally tens of thousands of different games at your disposal

why do consolefriends make life so hard for themselves? just get a PC, you wont regret it

Nice.

How much to you actually get and how often?

This worked a lot better when consoles didn't have large mandatory updates, when they didn't have required updates with every game you play, and when they didn't insist on every controller being wireless meaning you frequently needed to stop playing just to recharge them. By contrast, I can turn on my computer and after a minute or two, have Steam loaded up and pick from 200 games - and that assumes I want to bother with Steam, and not just play one of the GOG games that are already installed and don't require internet to do anything.

Steam's mandatory updates are halted while you're playing, too.

I had to sit through a half hour update on my PS4 last time I turned it on just to watch fucking Netflix.

Fuck consoles desu.

> this is what consolecucks actually believe

sounds about right for somebody with technical understanding of a sonygger.

>crack open a beer
stopped reading there

FUG

BIRD

But you have to be drunk to enjoy console gaming.

>OS needs to download an update
>restart PC multiple times
>steam demands an update as well
>graphics card needs new drivers
>install keyboard drivers
>install mouse drivers
>steam still isn't finished
>forcibly restarts my PC
>have to restart downloads

you sound like somebody who has no idea how a computer works. nice bait tho.

Bird fug?

she fell for the pc meme

poor thing

>crack open a bear
TF2 is for casuals

>mfw Nezumi

Ps4 controller does not need batteries, it's plug and charge

>talks about superiority of platforms
>posts from a fucking iphone
Even if you're being ironic it's still sad.

>get ps3
>green artefacts all over the screen when plugged into hdmi port
>plug it in the dvi port and it works but dvi doesn't handle audio
>so i need to buy an adaptor to plug into the rca cable and use 3.5mm headphones
>all this means no volume control so i have to solely rely on per-game options for that
>getting past that, the games are muddy low fps, lucky if it's even 720p 30fps
>play it for a grand total of 5 hours and tired of all the bullshit, unplugged it all and shoved it in the cupboard

Wow...so...this is the power and convenience of consoles...

>come home from work
>open steam
>click play
>play game
WOW SO HARD

>It's a Nezumi comic

SAUCE MOTHERFUCKER

>turn on ps4
>no games to play

fair enough.

meanwhile window updates run in the background, you can start games without having to update shit and steam updates don't require PC restarts at all.

all that driver boogeyman bullshit is pure fiction by somebody who's only ever heard of how PCs work from second hand accounts of their braindead dudebro frats.

...

Why argue when we can all just fap to birds?

>plug in wireless controller
>batteries ran out
plugging in your wireless controller recharges the batteries and lets you keep playing, you stupid old man

>Installing keyboard drivers
>Installing mouse drivers
>Having under 100mbps internet
>Console games not getting 20 gb updates

GB patch needs to be downloaded and installed
youtube.com/watch?v=KnDi2UsbS6I

I gotchu senpai

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Hahaha holy shit.

>tags: low bestiality

Nezumi draw the best sloppy, ugly vaginas

Trust me, user. I give it the Anonymous seal of approval.

>come home from work
>play something for 5 minutes
>quit
>watch half an episode of an anime
>close it
>jerk off
>browse Cred Forums for 4 hours
>jerk off
>sleep
>go to work
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
Is it suicide if I'm already dead inside?

Get about 1400 a week after taxes, and it's paid bi-weekly.

it's not the fact that it's bestiality, it's the fact that it's "low bestiality," like he's sticking his dick in a chicken monster --- i think that qualifies as pretty high bestiality

Yes user! The PCMASTERRACE JUST DOES NOT GET IT.

Sometimes, I just want to pick up a controller, no drama, no updates, no crashes, and just play a video game.

Ahh, thanks for reminding me user, think I will fire up my PS4 right now.

How fucking retarded would you have to be to have all of those issues happen at once? That whole dumb scenario assumes the person never touched their computer or did any kind of maintenance.

Hell, even if you did no almost no maintenance the likelihood of all that happening is slim.

Either HDMI cable is shit or it was barely plugged in.

>20GB system update
>restart
>10GB game update

>It's fandoms russian retard
Fuck off already.

Sounds like something I do.
I think since it's a sentient being that can consent, there's less "beast" in the beast.

>Nezumi
You're alright OP, you're alright.

No user you don't understand, updates for computers are totally a daily thing and you need to update every single thing every time you turn on your computer or else it'll explode.

>panda

fug

you're more likely to get stuck in update hell on a console cause it isnt on all the time.

It's a really good tag

I'm ashamed of what I've become

why in christs name would i have windows updates enabled at all, those kikes are gonna force me off my lovely 7 onto the unholy amalgamated abomination of windows 10 if i do that

unrealistic story

I got you covered senpai
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Getting pass the panda has never been easier. I've done it on like 3 devices, now.

Lol, Russian? Really.

Just started my ps4 and playing Dark Souls 3, no update.

>I own a gaming laptop.

But, but my pcmustardrace!

Chill, I'm into pc gaming too. Fucking knuckleheads. Thought the summer was over? Oh wait, it's the last day of summer.

Why all the restrictions?

Do they really hate site traffic that much?

Can't have been, I used the very same HDMI cable for the DVI port using an adaptor.

I tried two different cables in the HDMI port just to make sure, and the result was always the same.

I think exhentai has content that isn't advertiser friendly, so its hidden away even though the host, e-hentai, isn't and does get ads.

Come back home from work tired
>Turn on pc
>Open steam
>Choose game
>Play
It's not that hard

>get Dying Light Enhanced Edition for PS4
>pirated it on PC and had fun and needed a shallow "fucking around" game on the PS4
>reckon I can just throw the disc in and get like a 30mb update and get going
>shitty 3rd world internet
>update found
>3.94gb update
>then a 1.4gb update

WOW SO SUPERIOR TO PC GLAD I CAN JUST TURN ON MY PS4 AND START PLAYING #4THEPLAYERS

It took like 6 hours to download the update btw.

they have some unsavory cake

They post a lot of copyrighted doujins straight from comiket and shit, so they want to restrict who is able to get in.

Maybe Cred Forums needs something like that

>crack open a bear

>get home
>turn on PS4
>download some mods for fallout 4...oh...

What's the difference between low beast and regular beast?

>Saunter home from work
>Burst in the house and announce my presence with a manly roar
>Stomp over to the bathroom and take a massive post-work shit
>Ooze myself into the kitchen and grab some delicious water and maybe a pb&j sandwich if I didn't get food at work
>Haul my overweight carcass to my maximum comfy longe chair I use at my PC
>Press Power, within seconds PC is up and booted thanks to a SSD
>Click the Dolphin icon and start up any of the gamecube games I have downloaded at the moment

>come home
>sit down in herman miller
>type in password
>double click game
>hit OBS hotkey to start streaming

And thats all there is to it. Games to play and people to talk to.

amount of content

low beast has less animal bangin

>open steam
>open browser in second monitor
>Shitpost on Cred Forums for a while eventually get distracted by porn
>never actually play anything
>PC gaming

I know this is bait but
>implying keyboard and mouse drivers need to be installed everytime you boot up the pc

Lucky fuck but im happy for you

Low beastiality has shit like birds that think and talk like humans. Regular beastiality has pigs with corckscrew penises impaling lolis all the way to the womb to spurt their semen that solidifies at the entrance so the sperm wont leak out.

You seem highly knowledgeable about this

...

>be pc gamer
>be master race
>own 20,000 elite master race games
>have 14,000 hours in tf2 and dota
>other games havent even been installed
>brag about processing power when playing literally least demanding games besides flash games
Feels good to be the superior man

>His wireless controller doesn't use batteries

How does it feel to live in the stone age grampa?

>get in car
>car needs oil change
>car is out of gas
>steeringwheel is miscalculated
>wheels need rotated

etc. etc.

If you kept your PC in working order this entire list would be nullified.

the xbox one controller also uses batteries.

I don't get it, sony figured this shit out LAST GEN.

EVEN THE WII U HAS RECHARGEABLE CONTROLLERS WTF MICROSHIT.

>EVEN THE WII U HAS RECHARGEABLE CONTROLLERS
The Wii U has the BEST rechargeable controller in the market.

Got the console for $300 and battery pack was $20 big fucking deal

Too bad there's not enough games to make you use it long enough to actually need to charge it.

I mean that's just the same situation for all consoles this gen to be honest. Bloodborne is not exactly a long game either.

Holy fuck, nice. Hope to get lucky like that someday.

>tfw your mouse and keyboard drivers inexplicably uninstall themselves while im at work

any other pcbros know this feel?

>crack open a beer

Can we all agree these taste awful, or are we just going to pretend to like them?

Stop

Fair enough. Looking forward to Yakuza 0 but yea, pretty bad this gen.

OBJECTION!

People don't actually believe this garbage do they?

Hi Randal

Not the consoles fault you're a BR.