Cringe thread

kickstarter.com/projects/1979665539/kewpie-jazzy-a-3d-platformer-rare-style

>people have actually invested real money into this obvious scam of a project

kek

This literally looks like re-skinned Yooka-Laylee.

Jokes on you, it is.

This isn't going to get funded.

Watch Cred Forums make a daily thread in hopes of epic lewds though

it's like a furry wasn't happy about the yooka laylee character choices and made this piece of garbage.

what the fuck

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>Grant Kirkhope saw how shit this looked and jumped ship early on

no, they slapped his name on it before telling him and he BTFO them on his twitter

Kewpie is not a QT, 2/10 would not fund.

People actually followed this shit?

It has $322 in backer money, but luckily the dumbasses running it said they needed over $100,000 in total to work on the game, so it wont reach it's goal

people keep giving money to Schafer and Inafune, this includes Cred Forums

Help me, i just invest 500 dollars in this project.

Jesus fucking christ all that bloom hurts my eyes

>yooka laylee devs
>sjws whining about trump and gender politics all day long on twitter
>the devs of this
>furries

I just want a good banjoish game again..

no you didnt

but can you beat the game with only half a press?

>>yooka laylee devs
>>sjws whining about trump and gender politics all day long on twitter
Citation needed

Did they just rip everything from the yooka laylee toybox?

Well user it's your money, so you decide when you want to burn it like a madman.

>sjws whining about trump and gender politics all day long on twitter
>[citation needed]

Somebody post the piechart comparisons

We need more 3D platformers. But not like this.

make it yourself you lazy bum

>the devs of this
>furries
Just like old rareware

fuck off op
I know you're one of the devs

Post tweet

If he was he'd be mentioning how it was inspired by Banjo and DK64 every fucking post like he was doing in the Discord

easy

Discord?

more like Star Fox Adventures Rareware but even worse

At least Krystal was a qt

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A fool and his money are soon parted.

Hopefully PlayTonic makes another Dinosaur Planet

It has that distinctive "UE4 indie" look
You know the one I mean.
Fuzzy lighting, extreme bloom and glow, default render settings.

>>sjws whining about trump and gender politics all day long on twitter
is this true? I really don't want to buy the game if this is true,

I really hope we get a revival of 3D platformers and action adventurers.

>3D platformer where you play a cute furry that runs on all fours
>cringe
This isn't cringe, this is gold! Thanks for telling me about this OP! I love this kinda stuff. It obviously needs a lot of work, especially on the walking animation, but it looks like a great start for a game!

no you fucking idiot

fuck off

No. I like video games and especially 3D platformers. This looks genuinely like it could turn out fun to me.

>I like 3D platformers
>that means I have to like EVERY 3D platformer, including the clearly shit ones
here's your (You)

Then go play Kiwi64, it's a better game than this furfag model swap scam shit will ever be.

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Im fine with cute anthros but the OP shit looks awful.

Fuck
Off

Thanks doc

BS, they never had Grant

This doesn't look clearly shit to me. It just looks unfinished. Like there's a groundwork there but it needs work. Which I would assume is why the kickstarter exists. No one makes a kickstarter for a finished game.

Currently the game seems to offer
>decently fast movement speeds
>floaty jumps (too floaty honestly, but that can be fixed)
>lots of stuff in small spaces, thus leaving plenty of things to grab and climb on and explore
>dangerous obstacles that you have to make proper jumps to avoid
>poor walking animations (also something that can be fixed)
>poor lighting (also something that can be fixed)

I'm not very adept at picking apart what makes 3D platformers good so I know this all sounds basic as fuck. But it looks fun to me and I have OP to thank for that.

If it means anything to you, I have low standards for 3D platformers. I liked Donkey Kong 64 and think Sunshine is the best 3D Mario. So feel free to just say I have shit taste and move on
Looks like it could be fun, thanks user. I'll try that too.