ITT: Rename Battle.net to something Gen Z friendly

hugbox.org

Vote.clinton

always hated stupid dots in names. How did you pronounce it? battle dot net? same with the Tiger Game.com; tiger game dot com? fuck me.

Blizzard.net

rule34.net

Im.gay

are you legally retarded?

Is there such a thing as illegally retarded?

maybe this is where they will go

batttlenet.com

I called it battledotnet

Sounds like somebody is trying to justify his big paycheck

Battle.com

>"Sir I'm going to have to write you a ticket for illegal retardation."

Guess it makes sense

shit.games

But battle.net is so established and recognizable, I don't understand why you would move away from that name. It would be like Valve wanting to move away from the name Steam, except battle.net is a much better name for a game service than Steam is.

Of course, retard, you can declare retardation as a disability and your parents get money from the government monthly for putting up with human waste.

pacifism.net

Safe.net

What if you're an illegal alien--and retarded.

world opponent network.

weusedtohavethisawesomeplatformwhereyoucouldhangoutalldaydoingstupidtriviagamesandfunmultiplayermapswithyourfriendsbutweliterallythrewthatshitawayandnowitsjustladders.net

Why even support it? It's unnecessary

I guess Blizzard needs to fuck up something every week nowdays

nuthinbut.net