>Pick up your favorite game
>Start a new save
>Let the first enemy you see kill you/force game over
>Describe or post the name of the enemy
>Other's guess what game you are playing
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A homeless guy possessed by noises that have been killing crows
A retarded trash can with a red eye.
Condemned 2
Correct, how about a biker outside a bar
Is that one of the donkey Kong games
No. It's a PS1 game, and it has a sequel.
>D'OH!
Crazy russian man in a suit sliced me up with a knife
GUH HUH
It's a Goomba.
Good luck guessing.
Hotline Miami.
Braindead spaniard low class farmer with a mexican accent
A turtle
A insignificant insect that tries to act cool and take you on.
RE4
A bunch of demons raid a store and kill a shirtless guy
No one will get this
An NSF terrorist
Excuse me, sir?
Hobo demon zombies attacking your unnamed store.
Nier?
A burping, drunk guard just beat my ass.
An exploding space station.
Bonus hint: The first enemy you meet is scripted to not kill you.
RE4?
Mine:
>A stupid black and white dinosaur that only serves as a meat outlet.
Thief, maybe?
Stage Hazard: You can sink in quick sand if you're DSP
Enemy: A Russian that just saw his friend get stung by hornets
A strangely aggressive snake
Yes
Also, fuck those guys forever
Devil May Cry 3
MGS3
Earthbound
Super Metroid
Correct.
Uninvited guests crashed my pizza party.
a giant lizardman and his buddy getting offended that I called him a lizard.
I got fucked, stud
Your pirate/thief leader disguised as a monster.
3 blobs of darkness attacking in turns.
...
Fuck no idea bro
An emaciated angel-bird with a gold face
A giant vulture that can't fly.
Mother 3?
FF9
Corruption Of Champs
FF Tactics Advance
...
Yes
Gahndi.
DING DING DING
" was turned into a pile of flesh by >Green Slime ."
if you're referring to Civ then you're wrong. Ghandi doesn't kill you until late game
Correct.
You can't get killed during the snow fight?
A pair of spelunkers shoot my ass dead over an old bridge underneath a castle.
two guys sexier than your woman companion
a bipedal, humanoid, naked, pulsating creature that rams its deformed 'head' into your knees.
Stick with the prod
a jellyfish
Pussy Frenchman
Nobody? What if I said the motorcycle level was tough as fuck due to the controls
See if you can get this one.
>BUH-BUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!
A zombie covered in blood
A dog named Cheese Legs
A boar in a wheat field.
crump-a-bomb'd
Silent Hill 3?
I would say God Hand but I know they're not the first enemies of the game
Some Terminator game?
A bunch of soldiers from the rival kingdom disturbs you while you were sleeping after having a rough FFM sex
Some guard who wants whiskey and cigars.
A flying police cruiser.
A car with legs shoots lightning and missles at you
Assassins in Morocco
Who is?
A pixie
LISA
T2 on SNES
I got killed by a little cyan blob that looked happier than I'll ever be.
Yeah the shitty snes one gg
aye
A black guy in a white shirt and blue jeans. Not technically an enemy, just an NPC, but is hostile if you attack.
Yeah nailed it
One last explosion marks your fate as your ship is torn apart.
AC Brotherhood
...
Executed alongside my friends because I couldn't solve a murder
A crippled space pirate inside of a burning station.
It looks like you and it dies before it can even get you to half health.
Not what I had in mind, but I guess that could work
chefs with guns
Better hint, you fight him after being nagged at by an old bitch.
Metroid Prime?
Too easy, huh?
Werewolf.
Were there enemies in the station on Super? This has to be Prime 1.
yup
Drug addict graffiti artists
Temmy Vermicetti's Bizarre Adventure
Nah Super only had Ridley on the station. It is Prime 1.
yessir
A whole group of the undead, some who are on fire.
Resident Evil 2
Some faggot with a blue turtle inside of a lab.
A black blob with swords holding a mask
this made me happy
an online player hiding outside my apt front door kills me during the exit apt cutscene
Yep.
a zombie eats you
An Ossetian rebel in the Caucusus Mountains kills my entire squad.
Some infected dude clobbered me with his hands in a couple of hits.
A crew of thugs attacking a cop close to a statue.
not Timmy Vermicelli
A rat
A fucking RAT
The quote was supposed to be a meme arrow.
>not Timmy Vermicelli
A bat killed me before I could fight back.
Sure am glad I saved already.
but the first enemy on baffords manor is the gate guards
i dont remember if they're hostile though
Pokémon red or blue
Dragon Age Origins human origin
Or
Fallout 1
war never changes
some shitty bandit hit me 3 times
Some frog breaks my heart
But you're right, that's what Gene mutters to himself after turning around from Olivia
Super mario?
Nice job.
a very tiny purple mushroom lookalike
Nah he's clearly referring to New Super Mario Bros
A member of a sect that rejects and does battle against the typical norms of the society you've just been thrust into that night. Described as a "mindless-bloodthirsty-asshole".
Dead island?
Nikola 358252 soldier of the the Soviet Union, armed with a rifle, a bottle of vodka and a bottle of vodka on fire which he used to burn a german tank to death.
this was in skirmish
Two different games, any guesses?
Nuclear Throne
A Minotaur of colossal proportions
Shadow of the Colossus
Dwarf Fortress
Two MP.
A walking ball with pointy ears.
A series of various colored orbs riding along a track going down and towards the screen.
Undertale.
Blinky got me.
terraria
Some retard in striped pajamas going BUHUHUHUHUHU
rockman legends?
3 Green, stylized frogs attack you. Naming them may make it way too easy to guess. For the informed.
...
Another hint. It has a lot of slow motion
Another hint. You catch a guy having dinner with a goat
How do I kill myself if I cant die?
You just die before you get killed.
An angry child kills me for invading his playground
>I got killed by a little cyan blob that looked happier than I'll ever be.
Dragon Quest.
Correct
A crying demon child
!
Game Over
Some Metal Gear?
Literal dolls that shoot you in a plane.
A wall of death.
It's not One Way Heroics
A fucking scrub trying to fight for his sandnigger home
i ran out of force clears and could not raise the row's score high enough
Alright lost my patience. Max payne
No one lives forever
Mystery Chronicle One Way Heroics.
Two goblins slowly beat a nameless man to death in a forest.
Inside?
you're correct.
Nope.
>A gnoll comes into view. It is wielding a spear.
>metroid prime
>posts other m suit
Heresy.
A very tiny thing in a yellow hard hat with a pickaxe
WoW then
Stood up and a knight came sprinting down the stairs to destroyme
The World Ends With You
Top quality taste user
It's not that either.
Nor is it OWH+.
Hint: It features dinosaurs.
A small orange creature that jumps into you.
Dangit Grandpa
Dinorun?
A bunch of ghosts. They are dirty.
But people die when they're killed... if you die before you're killed, does that make you unkillable?
Blasted in the face with a sawed off by a drunk Ukrainian
Yes.
Yep, nailed it.
I got fucked up by a couple of Pit Frogs.
Correct
STALKER
Knocked the fuck out by a frenchman
I dont have a pic of non-Other M Samus doing that pose unfortunately. I must repent to the big metal ball in a tube in the sky.
>Getting mad that a superior design was posted
Kek
Megaman, Battle Network maybe?
>Does that make you unkillable?
Yes. Though still vulnerable to death.
A fucked up bat flies thru a window and kills you.
Dammit.
Yep it was mmbn3
Do they even attack you? I thought they only attacked the horse which seems to be invincible
a big ass cockroach
It looks like a rock but it's actually a giant enemy crab
Morrowind.
ME2?
Oh really? I was thinking of the twin bosses.
Walk in through and get hacked to pieces by an angry native with an axe.
"Uh, sir?"
Fallout 3.
The first ones you can fight back against, 3 midgets multicolored midgets with big triangles on their backs.
ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKERS!
A FUCKED UP LOOKIN BAT!
FLIES THRU A WINDOW!
AND FUCKING KILLS YOU!
RE4 ez.
Punch Out, could be any of them though
Got nibbled to death by a purple dinosaur.
You can't, You can kill Mewt if everyone targets him and he doesn't dodge once, but they won't target you.
Silent Hill 3.
A zombie
a br
HEUHEUEHUEHUEHu
No, it was
Nope
Manstah Hantah?
a dark pupper
A FUCKING BAT!
...
I ran up some stairs and got blasted in the head with a shotgun.
A pink slug
...
depending on the definition of "enemy," either a bottomless pit or a little triangular drill
Booty clapper with a big ol' hammer
deadly combination...
desu I had to go get killed by a boar past the town to make it count, every single enemy before doesn't attack you ever
Fuck. Zelda?
yessiree
Little doll looking things slashing at your legs in a dark alleyway
Yea.
But which one?
A bald dude with a shotgun.
Come on guys this is easy.
Hint.
It happens in a restaurant.
(or just regular doom)
Some faggot with a pipe who injects himself with a red syrup he probably stole from some creepy little grill that's protected by a diver who she calls daddy
A robot that lives on another robot
i only just got here but is it silent hill?
yes.
Now
A bat flies into you and kills you!
This shits simple.
Bingo
A bank.
That's obviously Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Pain
PAYDAY 2?
A guard with that's to retarded and has to short of an attention span to be trusted with a full sized sword and instead is equipped with a fun sized retard proof one.
A blue fella with a table cloth draped over him and a silly white hat raised his arms real high then bumped me to death.
A completely normal Man
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAT MAN
An Elf in green armor with a Scarab Beetle for a shield
Nothing. I can't die or get a game over.
Gone Home
any free to play online game
Fuck was it that obvious?
Big ass undead ass lookin ass dragon
Since I know none of you faggots will guess this I'll give you hints
The enemy is wearing hoodie+Cap and has a pistol and is holding a civilian hostage
1.Its a shooter
2.The game was released in the last two years
Demon's Crest?
A fat fuck with a huge hammer
battletoads
Booty clapper with a big ol' hammer
Cmonn why wont anyone get this
A single red bullet shot from a tank.
Zelda
Dark Soles
Some shmup.
Lots of angels in a graveyard.
Yeah man
Bayonetta
one good thing about DSP is he reveals some TECHNOLOGY that a normal player would never experience
Correct.
...
Obviously Banjo
there's a werewolf in the clinic
Yeah, but which?
Metal Sluggaru
correct
>Nightmare
Singing robot, not a cat.
>Hurt Me Plenty
Silver points dispenser, allegedly has metal joints
Raiden? Dodonpachi?
A zombie.
It's research.
dmc3
A short little fucker huffing cow farts
Two guards employed by an electric and power company, just trying to do their job
A rather large Golden robot slaps my ass and I die.
you can die to gato?
And it's either black or dark grey.
A Peruvian separatist protecting a hardcore revolutionary preaching information warfare as the only realistic means to achieve revolution in modern society.
Persona 3
A group of xenophobic Zealots who cast curses and want to enslave/purge Southerners in order to expand their empire.
BUH! BUH-HUH-HUH! BUH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!
the dog wouldn't sign my petition
>my favorite game doesn't have any enemies in it
alright mister man, time to beat this freak of the week
Yeah, it's a lot easier in a hardmode patch but you can in vanilla as well.
You win good sir. let me sing for you the song of my people.
No way you freaking pinko.
>Dodonpachi
You got it.
Nice, have a lolibachi for your troubles.
World of warcraft
Ya got me
You could say he was a rather Shy Guy.
Enemies can't kill you in my favorite game though, all they do is take away five seconds from the timer if they hit you.
Call of Duty, and I bet it's with rockets
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING
Postal 2, by the way.
some bloody, bald, naked dude. he grabs you and its tough to get away.
Nice guess, but nope.
Gregory Horror Show?
>rockman legends
That's not even a real game. It's either Megaman Legends or Rockman Dash
Small animal with only two legs and a big ass mouth with two sharp teeth who is "MERELY PRETENDING"
Punch Out
Super mario world
A fairy shoots me down.
>Implying anyone plays Touhou
Touhou
ok that sounds pretty good.
Two of them:
1) A fucking giant-ass rock blows me the fuck up
2) A weird crystal-shaped thing just wants to talk, but then blows me the fuck up
Xenoblade Chronicles?
a puppet with a scythe
Had to do the second enemy type. Technically the first enemy was one that can't possibly kill me because they die on contact with me.
He was armed, but nearly dead.
a talking bug
Kirby?
Mh?
wrong
BoI
DMC 3?
Gravity or an Italian with a Kar98k.
A blue car holding a sword.
Medal of Honor: Airborne?
An emaciated alien with a wrist mounted weapon
Yes.
Surprisingly.
a fucking deer.
oblivion
Lets go out and get some chocolate milkshakes.
NOOOOOOOO
A flying head with helicopter blades.
dark souls?
Winter
A bee, it's a fucking bee.
Vampiric wine connisour burns me to death with fireballs after breaking into his house.
Castlevania
A zombie slaps the shit out of you and your pals after waking up from your nap in class
A fucking two-legged red robo-gun shoots the character and it keeps shooting it even when the character is already dead.
SoTN specifically but yeah, you're right.
black goo with a shitty blue theater mask waving his arms around like a inflatable noodle man
...
a group of gnolls that captured little timmy
bloodborne
Megaman?
Yes.
Japanese style ghost of American small town folk.
Being a Goomba was a thankless deed in the King of Koopa's army. Ferdinand knew this very well. Of course there are physical limitations the goombas suffered, but they never told you any of the other hurdles you faced. They never told you the biased all the higher ups held against anyone that was fungi, or anyone that couldn't wear a shell. They never mentioned the myriads of racial slurs your comrades alone came up with to put you down, put you in your place. Nor did they ever mention all the promotions a goomba never got that his fellow koopa troopa did, or just how much effort, how many volunteer shifts, how much 110% a goomba had to give to be seen even so much as equal with the rest of his platoon. This was also something Ferdinand knew all too well.
He thought back to the day in the recruitment office, and remembered the fake smile on that recruiter's face, the tear he was holding back when handing Ferdinand his papers for enlistment. It was the face of a man sending another to slaughter. It was a face of regret.
Guarding a fair few miles away from the newly seized territory, the bitter goomba was assigned to watch duty. Now his orders were always to report dangerous activity and engage the enemy whenever possible. "Ha, engage," Ferdinand thought to himself. "What a joke. Engage with what? My torso?" He knew his limits. One bop on the head and BAM. Done. All his dreams in life, all his accomplishments, his wife and kids, all done for. He knew the risks. He knew what he was getting into. And why? All for the sake of recognition? Was it all for pride? Or was it ambition? For him to prove that he could be someone of value. To his commanding officer. To the world, and perhaps to himself. Whatever the case, there he was, knee deep in the countryside on the outskirts of the kingdom.
Everything appeared mundane as usual until what appeared to be the ticket to change everything in his life came strolling over the horizon.
Portal?
A robot pig
a dog
A bouncy turd.
conker?
Silent Hill
nope. a small dog
Sooo did Ferd get that plumber?
A pair of prison guards who enjoy both alcohol and tobacco.
A fairy allah akbared into me
The villain
Disrespected
Paper Mario
Indeed, I believe so.
a furry white/blue ball with a tail
I was unable to fulfill your request
Little boy tries to beat neighborhood dogs, wild crows and snakes to death with a bat and gets mauled to death.
Vovan Borstch
I got a feeling the MC wears a striped shirt.
You get eaten by a slime.
Monster Girl Quest
MGQ
Start race. Lose race.
...
Fug didn't think this through. It was not the one game I was thinking. It's a game for a more specific taste.
Was in a cutscene.
a guy in a mask screaming random nonsense
Correction: You are a girl. You get eaten by a slime.
Some vore h-game
He killed me with explosive kunais
Fatal frame?
Bioshock
1. A pear with a stick.
2. Cool dude in hoodie with gastrointestinal problems
3. Sparkly bird with arms
4. Rebel scum
5. Giant wasp featuring fast and buzz
It was a white bird that hops up when eye-contact is met and then swipes down at you at a speed determined by how far you are from it.
Enemy design in this game is so fucking good it deserves to be as overrated as it is.
1. is patapon
A black-and-white cartoon Shiba Inu.
That's for you to decide.
A group of midget ayy lmaos with knives and no faces.
A goldfish with legs.
Link to the Past
He's brutal and ruthless.
Kek, didn't think CoC would show up here.
I don't know, but this game sounds sick. What is it?
A red-headed Latino greaser with a blue jacket.
So you're in a gang and you run around then get hit by a car
Streets of Rage 2?
Twewy
I want to hug lolibachi
Based on random chance, you'll either get mauled by a werewolf, bludgeoned by a sexy agent clad in green, or shanked by an amazon.
Yep
Machine of destruction with 2 tusks and a snout
Dog ate me
Resident evil?
Either a big ass gecko, a newbie gang member or a dog, depending on the way you play.
Guards on a prison island
That's too generic
Bloodborne
Fucking scarecrow puppet
Two autistic assassins who attack you with crappy daggers and miss 100 times.
A poisonous yellow slug, or its poo
The Ottoman Empire
An angry-looking yellow hedgehog.
Giant crab uses his claws to strike me down
Nothing, I've died for not having done anything.
A zombie.
There are some later that come up outta the ground in coffins.
a green slug shot me
A dog that frightened a man up a tree
A brown jumping spiny toad
Ghouls & Kobolds
I'm not even sure that's a game, man.
Uninvited?
Clearly you got killed by the chocolate bunnies in the Simpsons Game.
A bunch of humanoid dinosaur/bird aliens with feathers on their heads shot plasma at me until I died.
Alice madness returns