A man kidnapped me and locked me in a tiny room submerged up to my knees with water, and my head is touching the ceiling. I've been waiting here for nearly 12 hours. I feel like I'm being pushed up against the wall by some strange invisible force, and I feel like I might go so fast as to go into another universe. I'm not joking, I'm really being pushed that hard.
Am I fucked, or is there a way I can get out of this situation?
Dylan Jenkins
masturbation
Zachary Ramirez
How are you posting
Carson Smith
Is that Osaka?
Man I remember Azumanga Daioh! Kagura is still the best girl.
Cameron Cooper
I'm on my phone.
Charles Campbell
Why don't you call the police
Owen Rivera
...
Alexander Lopez
You need to turn around so that your speed goes out of bounds.
William Foster
who puts anime girls on their iPhone?
Anthony Fisher
I don't know where the fuck I am, so I can't give advice to them as to where to go.
Camden Bailey
?
Josiah Jenkins
You have a phone, it has a map application.
Jack Carter
Turn on your phone's GPS and call the police you fucking idiot
Jeremiah Morgan
I'm guessing we guess the game this comes from?
Bentley Gutierrez
Have you tried raising the scuttlebug?
Luke Reyes
Don't mess with anything. You don't want to get misaligned and end up in the wrong parallel universe.
Ayden Murphy
My GPS isn't working for some reason.
Ayden Sanchez
Nah he rather shitpost on Cred Forums
Chase Campbell
>look at OP's filename
No you're not. Fucking drown yourself.
Isaac Bell
Well then say bye to your life
Jackson Green
Well you might as well go into another dimension then.
Nothing left for you here in this one.
Christian Myers
Did you try turning it off and back on?
John Murphy
call 911
Jose Howard
If you have a flashlight app, use it and find something to break out with
Mason Allen
I'm hearing some strange noises outside my room now, it's saying something about "de facto speed", but that's all I've been able to get from it.
Christian Adams
...
Grayson Gomez
Kek Top shitpost Waiting for Barneyfag now desu
Jackson Hernandez
OK OP, don't panic, here's what you do.
1. Take out your phone 2. Hold down the A button half way. 3. Travel 4 PUs at a time, this is important. Fix the camera inside where you are though or you'll break the universe
John Sanders
>Henry fags will defend this thread
Evan Cox
why didn't kidnapper take off your phone then? OP you should kill yourself now
Tyler Allen
Call the police and they might be able to trace the call
Jaxon Ward
God... I think I'm about to break through the wall now... this pain is unbearable...
Alexander Perry
Remember, 4 PUs at a time, FOUR!!! Don't get misaligned if you want to see your family again
Parker Anderson
...
Levi Hall
all you have to do is build up enough speed to traverse 1 QPU, exit the room and then traverse back to this universe be careful not to encounter any slopes as they can alter your de facto speed and you'll be QPU misaligned
Blake Collins
This, I knew a guy who misaligned his QPUs. That shit is pain in the ass to sort out
Jason Flores
OP WAIT! THE DISTANCE YOU MOVE DOESN'T NECESSARILY EQUAL YOUR SPEED!
Christian Rogers
This
Nathan Clark
Rest In Opperoni.
Juan Thompson
image.jpg is exclusively an iphone thing, dumb apple supporter
Wyatt Jones
Have you tried pressing A?
Josiah Carter
Phone posters can use filenames. I'm on a G SIII, watch this.
Matthew Miller
DON'T DO THIS IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS
Jaxson Ortiz
Yeah, but iShills imagine they're living in a world where everyone uses apple products
John Hughes
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
James Ward
Hey, same
Gavin Parker
holy shit guys me too. we're a bunch of cock lovers here, aren't we?
Matthew Scott
w h a t
Bentley Fisher
>he thinks a half A press actually means half of an A press.
Thomas Rivera
oh no I hear something
David Walker
Tomo best girl
Sebastian Mitchell
poo in the water
Brayden Morris
Please look at the ground and remember what the slope is, this is very important
Colton Bailey
>not Sakaki
What terrible taste
Kayden Diaz
I don't get it. Is this a reference to something?
Adrian Foster
This nigga knows what's up
Jackson Mitchell
Find the nearest slope and QPU your way to the surface
Gabriel Brown
Tomo is my waifu.
Evan Fisher
It's really funny. Search for "0.5x A presses" on youtube.
Jonathan Perry
We can always share
Juan Peterson
Take a picture of the water. NOW.
Landon Sullivan
This take a pic and we'll believe you
Camden Ross
My camera isn't working, i think the water did something to it.
Ryan Wood
Dear Cred Forums: I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison.
Leo Jackson
>he got QPU misalligned
Fuck you """"Henry"""" you deserve it
Julian Taylor
>you will never have beach party fun with them
Why even live ;_;
Camden Nelson
Find a Pedro Spot and stay there pushing the wall for a while.
Jack Bell
the police don't need you to turn on the gps, they have a device that does it on its own.