Fuck One
Marry One
Kill One
Fuck One
Marry One
Kill One
Tifa would be like a dead fish in bed, so no thanks
Wait isn't one of them technically dead?
In that order. Aeries looks like better wife material from the outside but she's a whore.
Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill Aerith since she dies anyway
watch what you say about my girl bro
I dunno, some guy dumped a doujin of Yuffie growing a dick and doing it with Aeris till it magically disappeared so I'll go with Tifa.
Kill Tifa
Fuck AND Marry Aeris
Get robbed by Yuffie
Marry Yuffie, Fuck Tifa, and... well, you know.
Marry Yuffie
Fuck Tifa
Kill Aerith
Easy OP, too easy.
Bloodborne?
>Fuck Yufi
>Marry Tifa
>Kill Aeris
Just like Sephiroth.
Yes, Bloodbourne. That's exactly what that's from, yes.
Marry Aeris because she is pure.
Fuck Yuffie because she seems wild in the sack.
Kill Tifa because she is overrated.
Kill yuffie
What a two faced bitch. Teenagers are the worst.
Nothing to any. Holy fuck, these are the most pleb and boring FF chicks in existence.
>because she is pure
the only true option:
fuck aerith
marry yuffie
make a snuff porn with tifa
Fuck Tifa lets face it she's the village bike
Marry Yuffie she has the most fun personality
Kill Aeris as she is the most bland and boring girl out of them all
as much as I'm into guro I can't imagine doing that to Tifa. i don't really care for her but it'd just be sad to watch
good taste
Fuck Yuffie
Kill Aeris
Marry Tifa and tittifuck her into the oblivion
Fuck Tiffa
Marry Aeris
Kill Yuffie
debate me
She would not be able to use holy if she wasn't pure, user.
Kill Aerith,
Fuck the Earth
Marry Cloud
Disregard all. Acquire Best Girl
>Tifa
>overrated
Aeris always polls higher than Tifa, at least in Japan.
They better give her a bigger role in the remake.
>all these fags marrying Aeris when Tifa is already shown to be a loving and supportive wife / girlfriend in AC
>Not marrying ZA WARUDO
>ywn feel the cool clap of tifa's skin on your thighs as your member sinks into the warm embrace of her vagina
Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
and Sephiroth can take care of the slum prostitute.
too flat for my tastes
That's pretty gay, yo
Fuck Tifa
Marry Yuffie
Kill Aerith
yeah I know
>ywn hear the soft sigh of Aerith's breath on your chest as you plow deep into her sphincter, lubricant rigorously splashing around your cock and balls
Aeris is literally perfect. Tiffa can't compete. Can't blame a guy for wanting perfection. It comes naturally.
Kill aeris..
This is correct.
While I prefer Yuffie over Tifa, Tifa is likely a better family girl, whereas Yuffie is kind of unreliable and on the run, and thus makes for a better amazing fuck, while Tifa provides great pillows every night.
We can only hope. The least they can do since she and the other avalanche mooks are destined to die.
Fuck Tifa
Marry Aerith
Kill Yuffie
>Aerith
Posting best girl
Fuck Aeris
marry Tifa
kill yuffie
ALRIGHT! HERE'S A SHOT OUT OF A CANNON OP!
OPERA, BARBRA STREISAND, YOUR MOM. YOU HAVE TO FUCK ONE, MARRY ONE, KILL ONE! GO!
I never play this game because I don't want to kill off the characters
Uhm...
you'd better pick oprah
Came here to post this.
The only good choice
This post is correct.
Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill Aeris
I meant Oprah, just misspelled her name, I'm sure most people knew who I was talking about.
Fuck Tifa
Marry Yuffie
Kill she's already dead anyways
fuck tifa
marry yuffie
kill the prostitute
I know, but I'm saying, you'd better fuck Oprah.
fuck yuffie
she's kinda cute but then you realize that she only fucked you so she could steal all your shit
marry tifa
best girl, actually cares about you, also free booze for life
kill aeris
she's the cheapest whore in sector 5 and a gigantic slut, also needs to die anyway in order to save the planet
marry and fuck yuffie, don't care about other whores
this
This is the only nigga that gets it
Yuffie is a fuck toy, and Tifa is an ideal wife. Aerith was a whore.
I once had a dream that I was married to Terra and made her cry because I cheated on her with Lightning. That was weird
I'd klll Aeris because I don't want to get hooker aids
who wouldn't want a strong busty bartender wife with a little asian fuck toy on the side
>Aerith
>Pure
She's Zack's cumslut
>implying Tifa didn't feel sorry for Johnny and let him cum inside her out of pity
>Was
>Implying she's not whoring herself in the afterlife
Screw you buddy
This is objectively correct
Fug Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill Aerith, so that she can use the Holy materia.
That sounds like something Aerith would do. Tifa wasn't at all sentimental and had a tough love approach to Cloud.
>Tifa wasn't at all sentimental and had a tough love approach to Cloud.
you didn't play the game, nigger
I did, and not an argument.
okay reddit, explain your shit because I don't see how any of what you said applies to any of the game
Marry Yuffie.
Make sweet, passionate love to Yuffie.
Call Tifa a slut and let Barret fuck her senseless with his big robotic cock.
Stab Aerith's corpse, I guess.
Based off their appearence there and their characterisation in the game?
>Marry Tifa
I assume this option means that by default she's in love with me. She's got a fun personality, great bod, and we could bond over both being bartenders.
>Fuck Yuffie
Tight, lithe Asian bod + spunky attitude = great lay
Would also let me say I banhed a literal princess.
>Kill Aerith
I could never live up to Zack and Yuffie dying would probably be a big problem for Wutai so Aerith unfortunately has to go. Again.
Fuck Tifa
Marry Aeris
Kill Yuffie
Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill AeriS
Came here to say this.
best post in the thread
I think I'd rather marry Yuffie and kill Tifa. Fuck Aerith's brains out while Yuffie is out stealing shit, keep the Cetra bloodline going.
>he doesn't know about "Cloud, look"
Poet
no that's prose
TIFA IS A DEAD FISH FAGGOT.
woah like their hair colours are like the inverse of each other.. woah.. really makes you think...
Whats the name of that vĂdeo?
no one cares what those nip monkeys think
Marry Yuffie because she will just fucking steal everything for you and you won't have to do a damn thing. Yuffie is perfect for NEETs
Fuck Marry Kill?
correct
Riona marry.
Dunno about the rest,
Fuck Selphie, kill Rinoa, Marry Quistis. Obviously.
my man
This is the correct answer
You think Quistis is into the kinky stuff?
FUCK
Marry Tia, fuck Aerith, kill Yuffie
Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill Aeris
>fuck
Rinoa, I've always wanted to ravage one of those prissy girls
>marry
Quistis, at the very least she'll clean up after me
>kill
Unfortunately Selphie since she's left, though I wouldn't want her to suffer
Correct Choice that was gonna make.
Fuck Yuffie for that young pussy experience.
Marry Tifa for those big tits and strong muscular vaginal muscles.
Kill Aerith, it's only natural.
FF8 is odd in that the main girl was supposed to be a traditional Japanese lady. And that for some reason translate to fucking dull in the west.
Get fucked by Quistis.
Marry Selphie.
Kill Rinoa.
This has become a whole lot more complicated since I saw Riding Noah. Definitely propelled Rinoa into the Fuck position, at least.
Someone with good taste, thank you user.
This.
>fuck Tifa
>marry Tifa
>invite the others to the wedding
what makes you say that. she looks and dresses like a freak. aerith is the one that looks like a boring prude
Most women who dresses slutty are actually just trying to fit in
She worked at a bar, it could just be part of the whole vibe she throws off.
Marry Yuffie, best personality and hot as fuck, plus ninja princess. Favorite character too. Would probably make me laugh. Also makes my dick diamonds. Plus would steal anything we needed. Remember she was doing it for Wutai, not because she's a klepto.
Fuck Tifa, girl has issues and hides her feelings too much, also doesn't tell you important things until you find out for yourself. But still, gotta get my dick in that at least once, and isn't a bad person. Ideal fuckbuddy but not wife material.
Kill Aerith, just because the others are better for either fucking or marrying. Also dead already so no guilt.
...
>Glasses
>Uses a whip in combat
>Teacher
>Possibly a dominatrix
Quistis ticks all of my boxes.
Fuck Yuffie.
Marry Tifa.
Kill Aeris.
sweaty labia
stinky sphincter
the human body: capable of so much
Remember when Tetsuya Nomura didn't overdesign all his characters?
Why are you having me choose between all of these welfare girls?
I choose the Goddess
Case in point
You think that's overdesigned? Friend, you haven't seen shit.
How can one man be so right?
kill yuffie
fuck aeris
marry tifa
meme meme meme
Kill the traps except for the brunette