What are some good technology for dogs?

What are some good technology for dogs?

>inb4 Fitbit for dogs

>Technology
botnet

What are some good botnets for dogs?

>owning a dog
wood chipper to toss the mutt in

Grill

>mutt

It's a $1,500 purebred Labrador Retriever from a retrieving champion line. The parents were screened for all genetic conditions for which tests are available.

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>it
You'd think for $1500 the dog would come with a gender.

overpriced inbreed then.
They die really fast though.

>fat virgin cat owner.

lmao

It's a modern progressive dog. It can choose its own gender and does so everyday.

>paying $1,500 for a barking shit machine
a mutt is still a mutt, no matter how much you pay for it
mutts are for normies and dogfucking roasties

My dog identifies as an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter

Buy your dog a pager and train them to come to your cellular calls

Breed it with a black lab and destroy its genetic line forever.

That's not how it works.

what happened to your cat, did a dog btfo it?

Just saw this harness that fixes a poop bag to their butts. That shit was hilarious.

Dogs shit everywhere, bark in the middle of the night for no fucking reason, and their owners are the most insufferable people on the planet. If I had it my way, dog ownership would be illegalized and they would be used exclusively for police work and rescue operations.

Cats, on the other had, do their own thing, are independent, are chill, and their owners usually aren't in your face about it.

Dogs suck and you suck for owning one.

Puppy Linux