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Camden Jones
Camden Jones

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join us upstairs on a Friday where we battle it out on Halo, drink milshakes and make chai latte's!....no but seriously, what we do is very serious work!

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Implying you wouldn't want to drink chai and milkshakes to grow big and string with your halo bros

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

i only drink water and black cofee

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

thanks, we'll call you.

Nolan Ward
Nolan Ward

Typical web services shite too, I bet. That's all anyone seems to be hiring in.

It's easy to get a job in this industry - but not one with any sort of depth or meaning.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

stay in academics or contribute to the FOSS foundation.

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

That's how they draw you in. Once you're working there, nobody bothers with the rec area and you never have time to even look at your coworkers.

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

our company is devoted to tolerance and diversity

James Hall
James Hall

Where did politics even come into this you inbred mongoloid.
You're preaching to the choir when it comes to SJW cuckery.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

Once you're working there, nobody bothers with the rec area and you never have time to even look at your coworkers.

Daily meetings.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Souce of that image?

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

We cannot show that in a christian manga!

Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

when you get hired you learn that it was just a joke and only the 5 managers above you get to do that, if you are caught doing it you get a written referral, it was only there to make you want to work for the company

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

not knowing how to greentext
Look at this faggot

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

now user, please tell us what's your motivation to work for such a serious company as ours?

Asher Bell
Asher Bell

this only happens in few and handful of companies namely jewgle and shintel. i have been looking for jobs for a while and i haven't seen other companies promoting this crap.

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

lol

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

big string is just rope, stupid

Luke Hall
Luke Hall

first job after college
spend my lunch with two coworkers everyday for some weeks
boss asks why I don't eat with other people

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

halo
lol fuck off casuals

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Cred Forums - "technology"

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

Boomers are utterly clueless on how to pander to Millennials and Gen Z without offering real salaries.

Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

underrated posdt

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

have ping pong table at work and use it nearly every day
free beers on friday
free snacks that disappear after a week
arcade machine that sales bros use to play golf
PS4 set up for the fifa and dbfighterz bros

People give me funny looks with all the time I spend at that table but it's one of the only ways I can find time to exercise. Life is fucking great.

John Cooper
John Cooper

sause

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

company pays for soy-filled snacks and break room games but cannot give you a decent salary
Such is life in $CURRENT_YEAR

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