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>not even at bump limit
hello janny
Haven't eaten anything all day hahahaaa what am I like
fuck off yank
Really need better mates ngl
Watch him not even hoover this one up the useless twat
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>making a new thread when you full well know there's already one up
utterly childish
*mates with u*
feel like this is some sjw video
alri jan jan
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>pls use my thread guys come on pls
Having school flashbacks?
reckon if things aren't going markedly better for myself in a couple years then i'll just pack it in
>thread wars
refined autism
Yeah I was thinking the same, some turbolefty feminist shite
THEY CALL ME LAMBOGHINI CHAUFFEUR LUXURIOUS
hahahahaha fuck off
you'll lose those 14 stone of excess weight in no time m8!
TOBIAS
did you accept a SIX HOUR collect call from the states?
will meme magic come to britain and create a ukip presidency
reheating last night's alfredo ..
hahahaha
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foy
It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield!
>presidency
FOY
Evening chaps
THEY CALL ME NEGRO9000
YES I'm American
NO I'm not fat
> increasingly turning to food to fill the void of depression
hahah UH OH this isn't good
lovely baps
no it's just tawdry jewish humor
Oh my god! There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there?
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haha wanker
THEY CALL ME THE-GREAT-CORNLORD
never fallen this much in love in an instant and have absolutely no idea why
*eyes bobbing up and down involuntarily*
having a go
just had a k hole lasds
THEY CALL ME STARBROW
doing a think
giving my upmost
90s playlist is on
Just got called a klan member in Starbucks lads
are you a twink?
doing a wank
90s playlist is off
mental to think that about half of the large companies in America are owned by descendants of Russian/Polish Jews
hell the next president of the US was about to be a Polish/Russian Jew
working my hardest
So lads more than one woman at work has said they've had a dream about me (altohugh they weren't particularly flattering), what does this mean?
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"""Mate's""" gonna be a disappointment again so I've ordered my pizza and I'm gonna have the crate of 1664 to myself waheyyy
Good lad
didn't know brits even knew what the kkk was
performing a task
wtf /brit/ you used to be cool
walking to the chipper
going crazy
pull up in mercedes
smoking a cig
heating a pizza
doing a do
tonight he'll be shagging her seven ways to sunday
it's because as soon as we mention islam being bad (((left-wingers))) start screaming about the ku-kulux klan
>break up with the gf
>I-I'll never love anyone else aside from you
>a week after breaking up she's literally dressed like a Kardashian worshipping slag and off to a club
>also has a tinder
I'm sure she's getting rooted as we speak but I have to be honest it's put me off her even more. Not a fan of this gf malarkey
eating alfredo
The KKK is world famous buddy
been thinking i should stop all drugs
like its not worth it
crikey
Her boobs are well big
they both look weird
are they aliens wearing human makeup?
building a foundation
... hey these bastards are preventing me from making singing videos ... presumably what they want ...
go get a new gf
digging beneath the surface
very normal shaped arms that guy has
Just got called an anti-semite in HMV lids
being a be
foundating a buildation
they're brummies so yes
Might buy some make up and a wig just to see what I'd look like as a girl
5 (five) facebook notifications lads
you are yourself doing this?
gf has 32Es lads
>janny is clearly about
>leaves both threads up
beyond fucking useless
I did that, I looked quite pretty ngl
like what if i die while still having drugs in my flat and people find it. ill forever be remembered as someone who had ketamin in a shoe box instead of someone who was who he was
This runt again.
>Clearly over maintained facial hair
>Fucking PLUCKED eyebrows
>Gay undercut haircut for fuccbois
>Feminine face
Why do you keep posting him? He's infuriating
man has definitely had his brows done and is wearing foundation
very interesting
Tim really is a hollowed out husk of a man isn't he
I wonder what he was like before the schizo set in?
a comedic institution indeed
how was it?
You should put on a bikini too and take pics haha
you know for bants hahaha
got called a pom twat in walkabout lads
give us one haha
Nice. Got a feeling I'd look quite good too, just worried I'd get addicted and become a full blown tranny.
got given a pomme frite in cafe rouge lads
sat in my room reading about quantum mechanics and i heard some normatons walking by shouting about "red dead redemption on xbox"
LAUGHABLE how intellectually superior i am
My ex had 34E, was fucking lovely to come head and just rest my head on them
that's all your posts are about too though lad
Drugs seem to define you
You're a shell of your former self
Got a couple of dates set up
I'm just irritated that she's such a liar, it shouldn't bother me but it does
Latex gf..... desu....
WHERE
THE FUCK
IS MY PASSPORT?
>break up with someone
>complain about what they do afterwards
get a grip lad
having a have
I would turn this runt's non-existent receded jaw into fucking fairy dust if he ever entered my line of sight.
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cracking bance tbf
>tfw there's a girl I desperately want to fuck senseless but I have a gf
>had the chance to fuck her before I met my gf but didn't take it
pretty fire
i cant really word what happened but it was real weird
i also like other stuff but it wouldnt fit the thread innit
fuck her m8
I wore a skirt and blouse, I was turning myself on a bit. Not going to make a habit of it though.
over there
*points behind you*
beside your gay card
Funny how all these people are coming out to hating Trump now that he's running for President.
Oh, NOOOOOOW you think he's this and that.
Find it remarkable that the majority of people in this country plonk themselves down on the sofa and turn the TV on, and sit there for hours every day no matter what shite is on, they'll find something
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what other stuff do you like
we're all eager to find out
gf just sent me this
hey boy
hey girl
superstar djs
here we go
wew
alri [girl version of your name] haha
How do I attain this kind of physique?
Never heard of ANY of those shows except Big Brother
>out last night with some mates
>girl who's been with her boyfriend for about 5 years out with us
>seen her kissing two random people in the club
feels bad lads
WEW
... stuff mate
just stuff
dont feel comfortable talking about stuff i like
literally know intelligent females that watch shit like ex on the beach
do NOT understand it
think they should lose the vote desu
Wow, depressing.
Grim as fuck.
Happened to me once at uni, some girl was following me all night and was buying me drinks.
Left the club and she followed and just kissed me and she ended up giving me a blowjob in a field.
Couldn't face my girlfriend properly for weeks.
anyone here have a record player they could loan me?
sure they haven't broken up?
Off to get the pizza lads
Apparently this place is a bit rough so hope I don't get stabbed haha
t. fresher
tell the lad
positive
they're engaged as well
need a website to watch films lads
so you're lying and the truth is you have no hobbies or interests that aren't drug related
your true colours have been revealed jacques and I'm not sure I like it
I reckon wearing girls clothes could be quite arousing if I am being honest
might try it sometime
how could you let this happen?
think it should be fully legal for people (more specifically just me) to murder anyone who offends or even remotely disagrees with them ('them' again being just me)
wew
you should tell him
Tired of wading through text just to get at the funny pics.
tell him desu
don't let sluts get away with it
*posts photo of passport with easyjet boarding pass and glass of wine*
off to #tenerife #travel #traveller #globetrotter #jetsetter #explorer
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gf just sent me this
(author's note: I'm quite pleased to be able to use this gimmick again)
it's definitely not worth it with the guilt afterwards
jk mate
i like cinema, books, music, cooking, sewing nd other stuff
I just dont talk about it with others
Wonder what it would feel like to stroke his face
Mental illness can take a very long time before it comes to the surface.
what does bio oil smell like?
alri fannies haha did you get caught or something
she probably cheated on you as well and didn't have the nads to tell you, you're evens
eating an apple
ah yes, the alt-right
can't really describe it
distinct smell but not bad
>sewing
AAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FRENCH BENDER LADS
>sewing
how does it feel knowing that there are people ITT that found Cred Forums/brit through reddit and facebook?
Wow, thought you meant they'd broken up. In that case tell him asap
autism: the thread
are women human?
Was the fact she was a complete cunt desu, I didn't just bin her because I was bored. The fact she can go out and be like that after 2 years says more about her than me
sounds pretty hot desu
How come you aren't obsessed with Trump anymore?
thought this was spock lol
p.s. new name inspired by the captcha: chris diesel
What exactly is wrong with Tim lads?
He seems a bit off t b h
primal fear was one of the better remakes tbqh
>sewing
bit gay innit
Literally what is the point in countries anymore now that multiculturalism is a thing? What are countries now other than political tax boundaries?
You go traveling to other places and everywhere is just the same
>It's been almost ten years now, I have no recollection of how I found this place.
>Told myself I'd leave at 18
>I can't even remember what it was like being 18
time to suicide?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him
the dentist is just messing him around and he needs him out of business
Question: do you lads think having had a lot of sexual partners is the same for both genders?
What does time smell like?
yes
im quite good at it
*posts photo of legs on the beach*
had worse Fridays [sun emoji]
There is a black man trying to speak to me
me and the girls on our night out
Greater London is statistically black
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I found it off funnyjunk around 2008/9 desu
>tfw i found it from wikipedia when rickrolling became a thing and i wanted to research into how it started
just blacked up and keep harassing this little fat kid haha
is that a tranny club or something
lookin good girls! xo
would shag 2, maybe 3
me on the right
you don't like your new stepdad?
I like to think of myself as tolerant and not bothered about people like this but whenever I see pictures like this something inside me gets a bit mad and disgusted and think it's wrong.
It's like an inner old man comes out in me, I don't know why.
me back left
>the one at the back drinking a pint while everyone else has women drinks
banter
haha was really worried one of these (back right) was my dad but i realised it's all women so it cant be
look really similar though
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*gets a black and white tattoo of a rose on my forearm*
*snaps fingers*
excellent film t b h
is david Cameron stepping out of politics all together now?
Yeah, he's going to write his memoirs and then go into public speaking.
Tony Blair 2.0
got a brick shithouse in the garden
How do I get a Chinese slag gf?
*cracks knuckles*
ah yes an American conditioned to accept comercial shit as "excellent"
aha, hmm
standing in someones garden at the moment
i'm a brick shithouse btw
you mean equally shit?
>can you call me?
haha yeah 1 sec
*does not call you*
*whistles*
Missing home tbqph
hot stuff coming through
be black
what is this thing
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*
drunk somali woman once stumbled into my garden
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British police are becoming yank tier except more autistic
Even rorke cannot defend this
*posts photo of 3* hotel pool*
average monday
Go to Birmingham University, it's full of chinks there
lol banter
a fat and bloated woman wearing too much makeup
May I save this?
I could easily dismantle a brick shithouse with a sledgehammer
literally lost it at this post well done lad
tell us what happened lad
*puts a twelve inch blade against your throat*
you work for the dentist, dont you???
drunk somali woman once stumbled into my garden
Greater London
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>gif
fuck off
Bet matty didn't get any chink gfs
Got one of the new five pound notes today.
Very impressed by it to be honest
Was waiting for him to start REEEEEEEEing
who the actual fuck gets this worked up about a few literal chinks dying a hundred years ago
need their heads testing
eh?
*Slams out a piano solo and sings a rendition of Hey Jude for the seventeenth time today calming you down*
It's okay Tim, I'm just a dentist, it's DHL who want to get you
>pull someone over for driving on a suspended license
>they get lippy saying "nah senpai it ain't me bruh"
I'd be fucking agg too
>go to hospital
>the receptionists are all female
>nurses are all female
>doctors are mostly female
why can't women just stay in the kitchen?
leftie nonces thinking that all lives matter
Lil nigga should've gotten out of the car
gave some fat nonce a laminated bit of monopoly money and told him it was the new fiver today
he seemed well chuffed lmao
Don't care about a few Indians 2bqh
Would be more outraged if he sacrificed the lives of Britons just to save a few Indians.
the gas chamber in my fridge once exploded and I had to quarantine the entire lower floor of the house
fridge was old so the gas was toxic
>that one attention seeking cunt in every freshers halls
be a literal poof
appreciate the long-awaited return of this gimmick
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should have said you had a problem with your dick and got her to give it a quick examine
I have mastered my command over the English language; for he is my puppet and I am the puppeteer
Honestly a literary genius
"you haven't got a right to drive"
Bit autistic on the bobbies part but I'd assume the lads licence has expired and he's refusing to exit the car.
One of the Kardashian slags?
Actually I'm 24 and have my own place but normally the misses cooks so I don't get take-aways often
Place was actually pretty nice tbf
Even the runtiest facebook runts I know of who would actually go to Tenerife wouldn't post this
The worst offender I've seen is some girl posting pictures of inside Disneyworld Florida in some oriental style bit with the caption of "off to do some exploring"
Even then, she didn't get that many likes because at almost the same time a lad posted pictures of the Great Wall and Temple of Heaven because he was actually in China and ended up getting a load of likes, despite being one of the quite lads at school and the girl being one of the not so quiet ones
Would you suck off Simon Cowell for £10,000?
Just embarrassing. He's behaving like an absolute child.
fuck the police
>it's only good if it's an indie art house flick
*tips*
fingered her outside Sankeys
did the nazis build it?
oh
well enjoy your food then
glad you didnt get stabbed x
I used to be a hardcore memebase browser and a friend of mine literally said "Cred Forums slash bee has all the latest memes"
Cheers mate
I once beat EIGHT men in a particularly rambuncious pub brawl, permanently disabling 3 and iirc eating 2 of them
>probably dreamt it 2bh, but constantly recall it as fact anyway
had to be sara 2bh she's a fucking mong at the best of times
might go out in manc and try and shag her just pretend to be a commie
what should i eat tonight
same here
there was some tranny on the telly talking about the tranny that's in the Army and it made me annoyed for no reason
>memebase
im still a valued member of the memebase community
the gas chamber in my arse once exploded and I had to quarantine the entire lower floor of the house
kebab was old so the gas was toxic
Same la
Remember dsend lmao
only niggers and pakis have a problem with rorke policing methods
Me john thomas is all swollen up xx
pasta
My pussy :3
how is that autistic you fucking pleb?
>damage control
my arse
where did you imply this from
>it's only good if it's had lots of money and sponsors put into it
litterally the definition of pleb
>Leaked email reveals Israel has 200 nukes
thoughted a thunk
yeah that was me and my seven mates and all over a spilt pint too everyone thinks your a wanker for that mate
No wonder Cromwell smashed such a mentally feeble race of runts.
that's why america is too afraid to steal their oil
I don't go to Birmingham but there's still a lot of them at my uni
They almost exclusively hang around in packs of other Chinese
Even the British born Asians hang around in packs of British born Asians
Cromwell also killed a king for no real reason.
He wasn't a saint 2bqh
*catches them in the air and defuses them*
time to put my feet up
>who the actual fuck gets this worked up about a few literal chinks dying a hundred years ago
The sort of people that wave Soviet flags unironically.
200 that we know of and they also have the most advanced missile defence capabilities in the world
Ah yes, the friendly jews are definitely not planning anything
This pizza is fucking immense lads
>america is too afraid to steal their oil
America is literally a Jewish puppet. This is accepted and acknowledged by anyone who has a shred of political knowledge
>live in a small town
>probably won't see them for YEARS
alri
shouldn't eat halal meat
t. irish immigrant
I'd say yeah, then bite it off and stamp his fucking badger head in.
Yeah I'm good mate, you?
Just finished an aldi BBQ meatfeast pizza and i must say my tastebuds are pleased
>mfw some utter RUNT claims cold pizza is better than warm pizza
I live in a tiny irrelevant northern shithole lad and withdrew one from a Tesco cash machine.
I reckon they'll be everywhere
>America is literally a Jewish puppet. This is accepted and acknowledged by anyone who has a shred of political knowledge
>America is literally a Jewish puppet. This is accepted and acknowledged by anyone who has a shred of political knowledge
Go back to Cred Forums you fucking Nazi
Fucking HATE Nazis t b h as any good white man should
jews let them have their fun invading middle eastern countries to make israel stronger
don't see any reason why they wouldn't want them to invade iran they just wont do it cause america will get nuked
>huntingtonshire
is this the only rural county?
ahh yes
talk about fast food
all the while i shall be preparing my quorn ""pepperoni"" sandwiches and pasta for work tomorrow
Read up on Mordechai Vanunu. We've known Israel has had nukes for decades.
>feeling over your coarse rough hands after a hard day of manual labour
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>asked politely to get out of the car
>doesn't
>surprised when they use force to get him out
how do you know what his flag is?
Did get concerned a bit when I found out matey who owns it's name was Naz but even he was white haha
Nice one, probably wasn't far off of this one. BBQ with pepperoni and meatballs
Reckon Lincolnshire counts too, right?
ate a leftover kebab for brekkie this morning
memes aside you have to admit that DOES look pretty badass
>America is literally a Jewish puppet. This is accepted and acknowledged by anyone who has a shred of political knowledge
new
Sometimes u gta show ur the head nigga in charge
OLD NEW THREAD
Business idea: ban an IP from posting on the rest of the boards within 24 hours of posting on Cred Forums
You're not obliged to get out of the car btw.
ah yes, no one should be concerned about this
or their secrecy and treacherousness in general
i hope no racists disagree with this
remember how many died
which tiny irrelevant northern shithole
I live in a tiny irrelevant northern town but it isn't a shithole
I might have to try at the post office cashpoint that dispenses fivers tomorrow then
Honestly don't know why you'd bother being in politics at all if you were as rich as the Camerons desu