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How do I meet girls lads?
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fuck niggers edition
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>all black
battle of zama best day of my fucking life
Bought a box of doughnuts at Morrisons for 25p thinking they were jam-filled but it's custard lads. The "Now 25p" sticker was over the proper label.
WE WUZ HANNIBAL N SHIEET
doubt you were alive back then you pseudo intellectual root
Oi Hannibal lad, dare you to invade Italy from the North haha
>tfw you get rekt 3 times in a row
Custard >> jam
go out mate
then just fucking chat
there's some mountains called "bloody mountains" in the alps. they just have that ocre red color but the legend (or just common story that they told me when I was a kid) that some of the elephants died while Hannibal was going through the alps, and their fall dyed the mountain red. was quite hyped by this when I was a kid
BANGING mix
youtube.com
got a few things i want to post but can't be bothered to wait for the cooldown so i'm posting them all at once
none of the traps i added on kik have replied to me
had a dream i shagged a qt from work in my car (i don't have a car)
shaved my arsehole earlier
going to watch police interceptors at 8pm
my biggest dildo is 10x10 inches and i dream of the day i can take it all
its 25p you fucking jew
what are you man saying about the new wiley riddim den
Carthage fucking shits
i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you bog-trotting prick
Post your height and weight, from that we can determine whether you could beat Connor MacGregor in a fight. I'll start:
6ft3
90kg
I could definitely beat him in a fight.
Back of the net
custards are the GOAT desu
Go out to what? Where do people meet girls? And don't say the pub because I go all the time with friends and there are never any girls in there.
Why are you obsessed with an Irishman?
CHOON
why are you man chattin about battles when you could be chattin about gyal
Need a Carthaginian elephant unit to march over my sack
watched the first episode of Red Dwarf
it's fucking shite
>le smeg head
>le cat man
nah, fuck off
because runts chat utter shit
Ooooooo doodeedoodeedooooooo bag o'taytos feckin bejesus
>tfw a Mick tries to enter Wakefield but he's already out of business
not a fucking pub
I don't know get yourself some hobbies and interests
then meet girls there
like there's a girl thats clearly into me at my badminton course and I talk to her often, just because she plays badminton with me every weeks
just go to a book store and hit a girl there or something. talk about books then lead it to something
im not some kind of PUA twat or anything but it really is as easy as that
If you're under 25, get a job at maccas.
It may sound silly, but it's a great place to meet wee dirties and everyone at maccas is fucking each other so you'll get yours too mate.
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Battle of Yorktown best day of life
I think it can be fairly helpful and accurate, it just depends how you approach it. You're taking advantage of causality and the natural randomness of the universe. the universe is both ordered and chaotic, it is not pre-determined, but things are influenced and ordered in such a way that trends can be analyzed and predictions made, though you can still change their outcome now that you are aware of it.
don't think of divination as some hocus pocus, but rather a tapping into the innate flow of matter and energy in reality to get a prediction which can be relevant to your life and how you move forward from there.
keoghs are better than taytos
No it fucking isn't you yank cunt.
The shitty raspberry jam ones are often not very good tbqh. Rosehip jam doughnuts are the true elder god tier but they don't sell those at Morrisons.
It's not about the 25p, it's about getting different doughnuts than the kind I wanted.
The presence of an Irish alpha male strikes fear deep into the hard of the English nonce. Usually they will sacrifice their first borns anglo womb to be subjugated by Irish cock to avoid getting their shite knocked in.
Its a fact, except it anglo nonces.
fuck off I bet you're a fucking foreigner
this is too fucking good, love wiley
anyone going to go see dizzee rascal do boy in da corner in full next month?
Shut up fucking leaf
I just got hired at McDonalds desu. Weird for you to bring that up.
skiving off lads
Should I post some white Americans trying to fight blacks?
what planet does this frog live on hahaha a fucking bookstore
Last time she looked hot
the gf on the bus 20 minutes ago
Battle of Stalingrad worst day of my life
Could unironically kill that little worm without breaking a sweat
proper heemies that
It's hypocritical complaining about Syrian refugees when Britain has benefitted from the sale of arms and the proxy wars that have contributed to the conflict.
I wish I was a little bit taller
Is Wakefield lad here???
you m8s planning to have a meet anytime soon?
Always having a good laugh when remembering how autistic you were
alri
Soviets deserved every German woman they raped Kraut
too whorish tbqh, would NOT shag
it's fucking shite mate
>haha le funny scouse man
>we'hre all gewin feeeegeeee *audience laughter* gonna raise me hoooorrrssseeeeesssssss *audience laughter*
Oh look, an Anglo shook and intimidated by the very sight of an Irish alpha and thats only over the internet. In real life he would crumble and sacrifice his wifes sweet germanic pussy to the celtic cock.
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
its always these timid guys who don't even put their hands up
how tall are you?
>tfw legs are long but torso is short so i couldnt even lengthen my legs if i wanted to
>5ft9
Anyone over 5ft10 here could turn this runt's jaw into fairy dust
Mate, you're going to be okay.
As long as you can speak without stuttering and don't smell you'll get far.
>tfw 30 year old nightshift manager has just got a 21 year old staff member preggers.
Maccas is a great place mate.
Mexibro and I are having a meet up in Cabo soon
how tall are you?
ye better find some braindead slags on tinder that have been penetrated for 500 times much better
almost got a yank gf but she hates me now
Can't fucking stand British TV soap culture
Uneducated proles follow them.
Nothing sickens me more than the depleted spirits of people who subject themselves to this onslaught of mediocrity. I just cannot fathom how somebody comes home from work and wants to spend the few hours they have before bed watching this cancer.
They are spiritually dead. You cannot get them into other television shows, they love their ITV medicore bullshit. FUCK THEM.
I can't believe there's a selection process when hiring people for roles in these soaps. EVERYONE in them are terrible actors and yet I bet some of them are paid a bomb. Seriously, the main gripe I have with these shows is how bad the acting is. Not to mention the"this is how normal people talk" scripts are also fucking horrendous.
People of all ages eat this shit up though. Morning, noon and night. I think it's fair to say British Soaps will never actually fucking end. Which is terrifying
6'1
I was just baiting for people to finish the song
Whats the reasoning behind such an interesting claim?
>there are about 10 taco bells in the UK
Fucks sake
red dwarf is class lad
keep watching it
The presence of an Irish alpha male strikes fear deep into the hard of the English nonce. Usually they will sacrifice their first borns sweet tight germanic womb to be subjugated by Irish cock and sire Paddy children to avoid getting their shite knocked in.
Its a fact, accept it anglo nonces.
Good lad.
Here's a white American attempting to fight an African midget.
smeg me arse
i am a baller tho
cd is dead
went to the one in basildon for the first time a couple of months ago
it was okay
there's one about 5-10 minutes drive from my house near nandos. it's alright desu wouldn't seek it out though
loads of old people including my grandmum watch them
they are awful and have that nauseating filter/sound quality
>Can't fucking stand British TV soap culture
>Uneducated proles follow them.
>Nothing sickens me more than the depleted spirits of people who subject themselves to this onslaught of mediocrity. I just cannot fathom how somebody comes home from work and wants to spend the few hours they have before bed watching this cancer.
>They are spiritually dead. You cannot get them into other television shows, they love their ITV medicore bullshit. FUCK THEM.
>I can't believe there's a selection process when hiring people for roles in these soaps. EVERYONE in them are terrible actors and yet I bet some of them are paid a bomb. Seriously, the main gripe I have with these shows is how bad the acting is. Not to mention the"this is how normal people talk" scripts are also fucking horrendous.
>People of all ages eat this shit up though. Morning, noon and night. I think it's fair to say British Soaps will never actually fucking end. Which is terrifying
If this cunt came to Scotland hed'd get decked by a wee ned.
Name 5 things that aren't Jackie Chan
watched the first episode of Red Dwarf
it's fucking shite
>le smeg head
>le cat man
nah, fuck off
The homie Remi won an Emmy lads
And you said his show is shit...
This has to unironically be the biggest indicator of a runt imaginable. As soon as someone admits to liking these shit soaps they are immediately written off as a turbo runt.
How much was it?
*crawls home*
imagine being so much of an imbecile that you'd rather chat up a girl in a club than in a bookstore
>First day in a over a week without any football on
:(
SHUT THE FUCK UP
yeah you tried eh
fuck off
jacki-no wait...uhm....
>imagine being so much of an imbecile that you'd rather chat up a girl in a club than in a bookstore
>watching football
Why do people do this?
What fucking language are people speaking here? I can't understand shit.
haha did the man kick the ball??
and then the other man kicked it back??!!
DO IT AGAIN BOMBER JANNY
5'6
46kg
turn his jaw to dust with one swift kick
can barely remember, but feel like we probably spent about £20 for just enough food for three people
dunno, it's not expensive but none of the items are that big
He posted it again lads
fucking hate traffic lads. far too many cars on the road in this country.
It's just one day lad
FA Cup comes back tomorrow
Me in the front
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On my way to fuck yo bitch
haha did the man hit the puck? no way! you're joking! he hit it? and... and then what? and then someone hit it back! no! surely not! and then they started a fight? that's crazy!
They should watch anime like the cool kids. Truly deep, intricate plotlines matched with fantastic character development that is rarely found in Western productions
You've just got to be confident mate
remember when Alec Ferguson said Jones could be the greatest United player of all time
especially if it rains
everyone manages to fuck even the simplest of actions on the road as soon as there's a light drizzle
business idea: aggressively promote public transport and green high density urban living so all the runts move to the city and ride the bus while I can buy up loads of cheap land in the country and drive my Ford F150 through the mud in peace.
>MacGregor walks onto the fighting stage
>Thunderous applause
>His opponent comes on
>MacGregor stares, aghast
>This man must be over 6ft!
>MacGregor immediately bows out of the fight, grateful he was spared a beating and kisses the superior specimen on the feet
Hannibal is an overrated cuck who did nothing important except for an Alps tour elephants
>£20
>just enough for three people
This is your Scottish roomate tonight
i just want to be on my hands and knees and have a big cock shoved deep in my bum
is that too much to ask?
go right up to them, shake their hand and ask for a job
they like someone who shows initiative
6'0''
57kg
He would shatter my skeletal
Hockey is shit too bud
>FA Cup
with elephants*
like I said, it was like two months ago I don't fucking remember
pls be in cheshire
"Ey blud give us a fag yeah"
the gf
>when the man kickin the ball too hard
*picks you up*
*tosses you out of the thread*
AND STAY OUT!
>Connor vs The Average /bri/
Lad chill out about McGregor
If it makes you feel better the Middleweight Champion of the world is English, has top bants and is fighting next month in Manchester.
I needed a date for two weddings this summer so I asked a chubby French girl who seemed into me out back in March and we're still together.
Got her to lose a stone so she's less chubby now (9 stone at 5'4").
She cooks really well tbqh, this might end up being longer-term.
Absolutely shattered boys. Might do a REALLY early sleep.
not sleeping at home tonight don't wait for me x
farewell
>he doesn't love the magic of the cup upset
how come white people do so well in UFC but blacks dominate boxing?
i'm not too far away
not very attractive though sorry
going to move in together soonish
anyone else eat raw potatoes? i like the crunch
*hears squeaking*
*lifts up shoe and looks at sole*
*sees Connor McGregor*
>begorah lad oim gonna be lahte fer me fight
*scrapes him off on the kerb and walks on*
Who /driver/ here? Things people do while I'm driving that fuck me off:
>Brake suddenly, indicate right before they turn instead of leaving plenty of time
>Drive right up your arse when you're already doing 15mph over the speed limit
>Stick religiously to the speed limit like they'll fucking die if they go 1mph over it
>Parallel park leaving their car sticking out like a fucking moron
>Leave their full beams on when driving into oncoming traffic
What else?
>FA Cup
>in september
yanks out
post bum
>race is a social construct and doesn't exist
>proceed to make everything a racial issue
dont get lefties iih
*holds your hand*
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
If you actually did that you'd die
>STATUS: DELAY
>Your parcel will be with us soon
ah yes. chinese typhoons
Need you out of business desu
all aboard
well
:)
filing for bankruptcy, lads
can't help but feeling that someone wanted me out of business
I'm the Manhattan bomber AMA
*passes the dutchie on the left hand side*
Me and the lads
Audi drivers
People driving with their headlights on
Audi drivers driving up your hole flashing their headlights at you on the motorway when you are already doing 90mph in the fast lane and they can just overtake in the other lane
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic crane operator
>Get jumped by a troop of blacks
>next day one of them walks into my work alone, sees me and runs out.
Why do monkeys always fight groups?
me taking the photo
Alri kev
Doom 2 > Doom 1
Ladies and Gentlemen, dare to dream that the dawn is breaking on an independent United Kingdom.
This, if the predictions now are right, will be a victory for real people,
a victory for ordinary people,
a victory for decent people.
We have fought, we have fought against the multinationals,
we have fought against the big merchant banks,
we have fought against big politics,
we have fought against lies, corruption and deciet.
And today, honesty, decency and belief in nation, I think now, is going to win!
And we will have done it. We will have dont it without having to fight, without a single bullet being fired.
We'll have done it with damned hard work on the ground, by people like my friend Mr Banks here.
And by people in the Labour party, and the Conservative party, and in UKIP, and in no party, who've taken part in this campaign.
And we'll have done it not just for ourselves. We'll have done it for the whole of Europe.
I hope this victory brings down this failed project, and leads us to a Europe of sovreign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together.
And let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong.
Let June 23rd go down as our, independence day!
dindins
*liquidates your assets*
tallers ones just look a bit daft desu
>Stick religiously to the speed limit like they'll fucking die if they go 1mph over it
I do this.
People who don't indicate on roundabouts piss me off
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>tfw 4'3 and built like a 19th century shoe shine
I'll spit on your boots then spit on your grave you cunts
Did 90s americans really dress and act like that?
His best choon for a while desu
Will always be a legend but is a bit hit or miss these days
Though tbf he is pushing 40
Wish I was
are you a part time dentist?
and also a paki?
alri
This morning a BMW driver behind me seemed very frustrated at my staying religiously true to the 40 mph limit on this wet, very narrow, winding country road. He honked at me once then proceeded to overtake, nearly colliding head-on with a lorry which emerged from behind the nearest turn. He started braking and desperately ducked inches in front of me and I nearly rear-ended him.
After a moment to collect himself he blasted off at 60-70 mph only for me to find him stuck behind a column of cyclists two minutes later.
dentist and part time footballer. not a paki, though
I work in a lobbying group dealing with Brexit and it's made me realise just how fucked we are
game over
Why is it that anyone over about 6ft5 always has loads of health problems etc? Can the human body just not sustain being 7ft+?
They're cowards
>sit in the outside lane of a dual carriageway and then flash/honk when I undertake
sure
you're in the club and this man slaps your arse
what's your reaction?
>FA cup
Proper fucking mong worst poster in this general fuck off
bout to get the old hair cut lads
hmmmmm
doubt you're who im thinking of if you're not a paki, but do you perchance work in Marlow, Buckinghamshire, England?
Get his autograph
in my experience
the ones who are the most bothered by other people's driving, are usually bad drivers themselves
going to see my friends support Antwon soon
>Wish I was
Might have ended up with a couple of spare tickets, so I'll give /brit/ a yell nearer the time if I do
>tfw 6'5
not looking forward to it Tbh
Country lane drivers are cunts
They're all local so they think they can do 200mph in their range rover overfinch turbo ultra sport in this narrow 1 meter wide road
stupid cunts
>overtake you and immediately slow down to below your speed
bone density probably, that thing where every time you increase the area by X you increase the mass by Y, its got a name.
When was the last time you tried something new?
i believe you have me confused with someone else, mate
Booked half an hour with Angela lads
you're in the club and this man tries to put you out of business and calls you sunshine
what's your reaction?
How many fucking dentists do we have in /brit/
westmids fuck off you nigger
*rings your doorbell*
tfw no french gf
force him to stop singing
>overtake you when theres a red light up ahead
Boggles my mind everytime
Guys we share the same goal in baiting burgers, help me bump this thread.
t. manlet
>one in a swimming hat and gay shorts
creasing
those posts weren't me the other one was haha
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has moosey ever been on bear death row?
>burgers
*yanks
doing a depression haha
*peeps out from behind the curtains*
*sees its a yank and decides not to answer*
Haha
Are you living or existing?
file for bankruptcy
>should go to bed in about 2 hours because I have work early
ahh yes
>old people
>people who speed up when you try to pass them
>that guy who NEEDS to go as fast as possible in the middle of the day down a road full of stoplights and cuts everyone off/honks angrily if you're only going 20 over the speed limit instead of 50 over
>people who can't make their mind up which lane they want to be in
>people who never use turn signals, especially if I want to turn left and they look like they're going straight but suddenly turn right at speed and I miss my chance to turn.
>fuckhead immigrants in their shitboxes who fly all over the road in and out of the lines, ignore all road rules, don't stop at stopsigns, don;t stop for crosswalks even if people are crossing, and doublepark/park in a handicap zone/block you in/just leave their car in the middle of the road.
I keyd some assholes car because of the above yesterday.
>middle age mums with their runts who think they are queen of the road and come over to yell at you for something stupid and minor.
>old people
>people who throw trash and food out their window
>fat fucks who are constantly eating something disgusting at the wheel and doing the above once they finish.
>old people
>asians
Can't find that one porn video that makes me nut in 10 seconds everytime lads
*leaves with your pizza*
man up haha
Shan't be reading a word of this
only 40 more years lad
have some advice because I've been sad before: just b happy :-)
fucking hell lads what should I do
doing a gender dysphoria
bellend absolutely hums of trout
People who drive 40 mph on a perfectly straight road and when you try to overtake them they start to speed up and swerve into you until you are going 100mph to overtake them, and who then proceed to overtake you and slow back down to 40 mph
Damn facist midget
call him a likkle man
Think I scratched someone's car with my mirror when leaving a parking lot in my first week of driving lads. Didn't stop to check or leave a note. That was eight years ago and it still haunts me. Should have left a note tbqh.
Am I scum?
>tourists
hello rasheed
tell him he has short fuse
Gender is a myth
it has no scientific basis unlike Sex
Pmsl
Wtf I hate warwick now
lmao
what is this lad hahahaha
absolutely excellent post
drop kick his head like a rugby ball
Yes, and a criminal. That's classed as a hit and run
You feel regret, so no, I wouldn't say so. We all make mistakes.
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This
What a bellend
You're a filthy yank cunt
Ask him if he's got a short fuse
>parking lot
F O Y
what did you tweet
>parking lot
FOY
doesn't matter what you do from here on out
you are going straight to hell
Is it more important to love or be loved?
I used to break peoples wing mirrors all the time when I was a cyclist and they were parked or driving in the cycle lane
Taboo American Style Part 3
make america great again
>You're a filthy yank cunt
kek what did you do
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>old folks who decide to do their grocery shopping in rush hour to feel more integrated in public life and then go five under the limit holding up everyone else
wish this philosophical leaf would fuck off
Say "that's a pretty big threat for such a little guy"
hehe
post your age in nanoseconds
6.623e+17
>parking lot
Fuck off yank
>dindus
3rd eye wide shut
Wah Wahh Wahhhhhh
he has gone downhill since austin powers
I've noticed that as well, those old fucks INSIST on going to the supermarket on a fucking Saturday when they should be at home FUCKING HURRYING UP AND DYING
Used to play this game with the lads where we'd boot people's wing mirrors off then run
Also kind of free running where you run onto the bonnet/roof and over the car
Haha you boring fucks had no childhood
Africa has more kings than countries, not nearly as respectable.
WE WUZ LANDSCAPERS AND SHIT
Frenchwomen belong to British cock only
thats what im getting at m8
would kill you broad day if I saw you doing this
tore the latex glove inside the homemade fleshlight
I used to steal hood ornaments and petrol
fuck's SAKE lads why does every girl over 20 have a fucking boyfriend? how is this possible?
We did similar things as lads, throwing road cones onto dual carriageways, egging cars, raping women and such. Great memories
>those German rear lights at night
this satisfies my autism
really need to shag an english girl to complete the set ffs
REDDIT DETECTED
(yes I also seen this on the front page of reddit today)
*shakes around violently*
How old would you be if you didnt know your age?
Nate was 6 foot and about 10KG heavier than Connor and one left hook from connor and you will be asleep. He can put anyone in featherweight to sleep and maybe lightweight minus a few lads with jaws of admantium like Nate.
Anyone who genuinely believes they could beat Connor is delusional unless they are a professional hardened fighter.
>Belong
That's sexist lad
t.working class runt
follow me on twitter lads
How are you going to chase him when you are driving a car bitch?
>REDDIT DETECTED
>(yes I also seen this on the front page of reddit today)
ye right
>be drifting down mountain side
>guy behind me in a trueno
>he can't overtake me cos he's shit
>get to a bend and he drifts around me with his fucking tire in a gutter
>flip out and almost fucking die
sick of this stupid shit
desire to cum in a girl and make babies
hows life on the reserve, chief?
date girls under 20
I have sympathy for you. You were clearly some kind of degenerate chav. Of course, that's mainly the fault of your upbringing and your environment.
still can't comprehend how and why literal chavs are posting on an anime image board
just whacked off
It's not difficult you bent shit all you'll have to do is say something and they'll throw their minges around your accent
we smokem peace pipe
>those Germans rears at night
now those satisfies me
NO IDEA how these Dean and Tom retards manage to find Cred Forums
this isn't an anime imageboard
Is your dad proud of you?
Check this boring cunt out lads
We only done it walking back from a night out though
What a fucking gypo you are
And proud you sheltered posh benders
I've trained UFC, and you wouldn't be able to set foot in Wakefield without getting sparked little man.
WISH I had an Irish accent
I'd be like minor royalty here and in the US
>not stealing their licenseplates
>not putting fake licenseplates on their car
>not putting cement in peoples exhausts
>not reaching under the car and loosening the engine oil nut
DETEST "roundabouts" where the first turn is a normal left turn instead of being part of the circle proper. Especially when I want to go straight ahead in an unfamiliar area which would have me using the leftmost lane 90% of the time.
Fucking hell I loathe this shit.
Pic related, not sure how clear this is.
*goes back in time and gives the Anglo-Saxons assault rifles*
no
certainly not
What about for me?
We used to play a game on the estate were we would throws rocks through peoples windows and see how quickly the police would come and then we would have to leg it across the estate to try to run away.
batty
he was
Can the working class please leave this thread.
Thank you
License
FUCK OFF YANK
it is though
How do you find them?
Learn to read the road or buy a satnav
those roundabouts always have signs telling you the lane arrangement. i think you're just a retard.
>they waste the ammo playing around and then are stuck with a useless hunk of plastic and metal
sorry hunny buns it is
I'm not posh. It's possible to be working class and also not an absolute degenerate waste of life
what if you were born working class but now have a middle-class income?
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
English girls want Paddy's mickey
Fuck off posh cunt.
dark before 7:30 now fucking winter FUCK OFF
used to play this game as kids on the council estate where we would abduct people's babies and see how long it took for them to phone the police and then leave the baby on the doorstep as the police arrive so they look like retards who can't look after their kids properly
what's the most mental thing you did as a kid lads?
>get 2 litre coke bottle
>cut it in half, tape deoderant can to inside of bottle
>duct tape two halves back together
>fill with petrol from the lawnmower + nails and BBs, any little shard of metal
>place in phone box
>light piece of paper near it
>shoot deoderant can inside bottle with air rifle from a (reasonably) safe distance
>watch the plastic panels get blown out, phone of fire, shit looks like it got hit by a bomb
lmao
He died and I don't know if I did anything to make him proud of me.
you're on the wrong board lads
>got 38/50 on a mock theory test
>use public transport
>have never even considered taking driving lessons/theory practice
im a natural born driver 2bh
>tfw you realise at least 31.5% of /brit/ are working class runts
Sorry I meant to say "motorised carriage registration plaque, also I am a massive faggot"
>tim complaining that a van is making too much noise in his latest video
I'm a kraut tbqh.
What's the proper UK term?
>being a boring little fuck without the comfiness of wealth
Worst of both worlds
Top yourself
>tfw accent is Yorkshire mixed with Kentish
Get in there lads.
>Northern Irish: 5
Well there's that entire thing invalidated.
car park
Why are you here btw? Uni?
Any ww2 bants?
And I detest multilane roundabouts where people merging and people leaving have to cross each others lanes. Roundabouts shouldn't exist with more than one lane. If you need more than one lane, install lights for Christ's sake.
number plate you prick
used to mix tin foil with bleach inside a bottle
car depository
rollingham retreat
>not vandalising other people's shit
>boring
Why isn't Tim in the loony bin yet
nu
Feel like a failure, I'm not very good at driving (I have a licence)
Cred Forums isn't a containtment board you mong
brummie accent is the worst I've ever heard
We used to throw petrol on old grannies and tell them to give us their bag or we'd light them up
Doing a PhD.
>Any ww2 bants?
All the time.
V. good.
Depends what area of NI tbqh, Derry/country accents are horrendous, Belfast less so.
Probably when I crashed a car into a wall on a country road when I was 15 with my mates then ran 10 miles back home then came back that night and burnt it out
probs alot more but thats one that comes to mind which was particularly mischievous for 4 15 year olds
toplel
finns are usually good drivers though
Bolton desu
Banter is stupid
Roasting is better
>Belfast less so
>girls don't actually want a man from Brum