Why are these countries the best at everything?

Why are these countries the best at everything?

They accepted refugees

Shit, forgot to paint Switzerland.

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They're even happiest

We habe leafs :DDDDDDD

>land borders

Nice freight you got there

>everyone loves leaf

Why though

Denmark is also the highest consumer per capita of anti-depressant pills.
Go figure.
Also don't Fennoscandi countries have some of the highest suicide rates because of no sun for half the year?

>Denmark is also the highest consumer per capita of anti-depressant pills.

That's because they give them so easily there, not because they're depressed

What's not to like?

We have a very peaceful reputation, we are known around the world for being prosperous yet nice and not warmongering like our southern neighbour. Our nature makes people from all around the world dream about witnessing it, and they see an incredibly multicultural country where nothing bad actually happens. It's a leftist wet dream.

But Canada doesn't exist in a vacuum. Thanks to the blood and sacrifices of others like Americans or Russians or Frenchmen, you Canadians get to live lives of peace because of countries like us, the "bad guys."

Everyone on Cred Forums loved the leaf too, until not that long ago.
For a long time Canadian posters were just considered a much better version of the U.S. or an example of a high functioning Euro style country in the New World.
The only Canadian meme on Cred Forums was the "cosmic canadian cock cuckolding cunts" a mountie who cuckolded usually American men. Cred Forums's mass hatred of Canada only started 1-2 years ago, before that that it was much more common to insult Aussies or Kiwis for their cuckstamps than Canada for the leaf, the only insult for Canadians was generic shit like snownigger or moosefucker.

Pic related, the cosmic Canadian cuckolder

What blood and sacrifices have Americans, Russians, and Frenchman, made that Canadians haven't which protect our rights today?

>considered a much better version of the U.S.

not that sets the bar very high

True enough

Those apply to pretty much every country on that list. What makes Canada stand out?

Not him but nothing really, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Nordics/Scandis, and a couple Euro microstates, consistently rank in the top 10 of every positive metric. They are the best countries on earth to live in, at that point it just comes down to which weather, sports, food, and language, one prefers ,

>at that point it just comes down to which weather, sports, food, and language, one prefers

That would make Australia superior one out the bunch

>considered a much better version of the U.S.

You wish, 51st state.

If you like heat and Christmas in summer, then I suppose. Or rugby and cricket.

I prefer 4 cosy seasons, a white Christmas, and hockey or baseball.

Canada is basically irrelevant version of USA

USA is basically relevant version of Mexico

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>Finland and Denmark are better than Sweden.
Delet this

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