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it would be funny if the janny forced us to use this thread
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Released today and already 1.5 million views
America, explain this shit
who will help the widow's son?
*burns down the white house*
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
no thanks
Any Brits or Irish got a job they could give me?
Preferably enough to pay for accommodation if it's far way too.
karen lads
>Cred Forums is LITERALLY impacting the election for the most powerful person in the world
why can't /brit/ ever do anything meaningful?
Just wanked off to a gorgeous tranny on Chaturbate
Came onto my feet for a change
*declares independence*
Unlucky Siobhan
lmao @ ur life
potato famine
...
sorry m8 I'm looking for a new job but cant get one. My job is shite but I'm stuck with it for now
on the bus
Haha btfo by Janny
Hahaha
...
at least we'll always have this
what the fuck user
Did a chuckle.
aha twat
Good to know
...
My life will never be as sad as a cunt who deletes threads on Cred Forums...for free
would quite like to shag one of the sky girls
>he deleted his post
HAHAHAHAHA
going on holiday is quite expensive, lads
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Bet ye Wish ye still had America ye Bastards.
SAVE ME LADS THE JANNY BLOCKED ME AND NOW I'LL BE BANNED
HELP
Wanted to a do a wank but then I listened to a nice song and now I don't want to wank anymore.
What happened there lads?
>walking down street after gym
>feeling good
>group of dudes drive by and yell out " nice tank top, faggot"
>drive away
absolutely fuming now
What's her safe working load?
where you off to lad
you done for lad
bet she directs a mcdonalds the fat cunt
W E W
E
W
chilli is taking ages to boil off
anywhere lad
hotels seem to make up for the bulk of the cost
angry fatties I assume
>rping with iGF
>she starts talking about the real life guy she almost had sex with
>yanks
Food's arrived and so have I
Why do people feel the need to tweet about everything
angry fatties I assume
25k used
did you offer to massage their willies at least?
>igf
I love my brit girl!
you should look into airbnb too lad
got my first plastic fiver today lads
they feel a bit weird, don't they?
good to have you with us tonight James
you are posting this in the thread where people literally feel the need to make an announcement every time they move their bowels or go to the shops
>iGF
End yourself
My coworkers are trying to get me fired or to quit by making my life hell
how awful for the environment
bit miffed you accepted it
>baby faced
>show up at party mate invited me to
>walk in
>girl says, who invited the 16 year old?
>people laugh
...
my name is Celtic and meme tier
on this note, am about to poo
angry fatties I assume
my gimmick
what did you do
i've already pooed twice today lad and its only 230pm
crease
>tfw anti-depressants are working
>tfw normality is wretched as I'm constantly bumping my nose up against the cage a decade without diagnosis has built for me
>tfw I want to drop my medication because the dull, chronic misery of depression is easier to handle
It'd be like going back to the real normality and my dinner of boiled and salted potatoes wouldn't seem so bad then.
wasn't starting on a cash machine lad
>life may be a quarter finished already
>that's if I don't die prematurely in an accident
fucking hell
we do it ironically lad
I'm pooing in public right now
That was really unkind of them
no we don't
it started off ironic, now we just blog our mundane lives
is there anything more runty than anti-depressants? fucking pathetic
boo hoo tfw no gf
get a fucking life you total weapons
take remeron or whatever they're called lad, good shit
I'm going to meme for eternity and nothing will stop me
going to shit down the shop anyone want owt
Eating lunch and waiting for the plumber lads
>23
>haven't accomplished a thing in my life
can't wait for the sweet embrace of death as I shrug off this mortal coil tbqhwymf
*escapes from my runt page*
French bird is double messaging me lads, clawed it back
Factory
Of course, the people I work with are hateful troglodytes who thrive on negativity and always need to see somebody suffer in order to feel good about their disgracefully wasted lives, but still
get us some tangy toms and a will to live ta
there's some change by the door x
why are motorbike riders such scum?
>why yes my good fellow, verily I do rate kanye albums post-graduation
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what do people do during those 10+ hour layovers in airports?
do you sleep in the airport?
buy me a cornetto and shit on it
Nice background...
NOT
What out Fred's about
MY NAME IS user
POSTER OF SHIT
BEHOLD MY MEMES, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
might post the gf's flat chest so you all have to see the same thing I see every day
Chucklesome.
Cola bottles
hahahaha that fucking background
bet you instagrammed it with some shite caption like "jetting off" or "#wanderlust"
bellsniff
>>why yes my good fellow, verily I do rate kanye albums post-graduation
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Get pissed usually
o my days
>kanye was ever good
I'm on Citalopram. It's started working consistently and very well after almost two years now. The trouble is coping with "normal" while having no reason to wake. I could blow away without notice as I'm practically without root in this world.
do it again bomber harris
got my cock and balls completely slathered in vaseline and I'd edging my load to YouTube vids of Rachel
The six things I could never do without
Music
Food
Something to drink
Technology (basically for work and projects)
Stability
Common sense
So true lads!
v. good lad
perfection
Me on the left
post some links
have you seen a therapist?
might head to homebase tomorrow and pick up a treat that my tender plums will really enjoy
actually is true had to train the gf about this
while the slags I cheated on her with seem to be naturals
fuck off shitizen
but it's the same girl :\
*holds your hand*
I hate the entitled cunts, if they start tailing me I slow down and put my arm out to get them to fuck off
There are no black people, just people without any white.
are there ever any actual discussions in /brit/ or is it all just memes?
For two years. Almost nine years late. I think we're almost making progress.
>airbnb
ah yes. normie hotels
>might head to homebase tomorrow
need a regular cuddle buddy
>tfw you make a witty reddit post and it bangs
Fuck off EU scum
A lump hammer or some fertilizer?
ahh, yes the plumber is here.
*guides you to my sink and tells you the problem*
thread theme for those that don't know: youtube.com
Literally my gf
Unironically prefer the right one
Seems more like a horny dog
*bashes you with the lads*
Heh..... nothing personnel......
what do you want to discuss?xx
t. scrubdan polanski
fucking hell. gf found out about my side piece
spoiler the hog
you now remember (the?) arcade fire
Honestly I think people on /brit/ are actually quite intelligent.
Or at least they know a lot. Some of the jokes here are quite clever, even if they are behind a lot of irony layers.
this
>brit calling anyone scum
Alri Tom
>nose ring
Didn't they just release a new single?
Ps: it's Arcade Fire
Ah yes, awful. One of the worst tragedies in Grimsby's history.
*whispers in your ears*
you're fucked now
>le lazy geniuses meme
me on the right
doing a poo
The entirety of Cred Forums is above average intelligence
The website acts as a filtering system
business idea: /brit/post when I'm visiting the Danish gf so my posts get more recognition due to the foreign flag
hnnnnnnnnggggggggggnnnnnehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
*splatters the bowl with high velocity guiness skitter*
Shitter's clogged again
*looks up from newspaper*
Hmm? oh yes, it's out back
*points with thumb*
great post
my gf is hotter
>tfw when probably the smartest person in the room at any given time, but so lazy I've ever reach my full potential
>Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment
Roo
What to watch on Netflix?
leave commie GFs to me
>"""communist"""
>iPhone
ah yes
I agree. I mean shit like seems dumb as fuck but you'd actually need to know things to be able to make that joke in the first place.
It's like taking clever things and dumbing them down. Weird.
everyone on Cred Forums thinks they are smart underachievers
boggles the mind at how someone can have such a nice body and yet be SO butters
Shut the fuck up and fix my sink polski
*rubs a pin with a mixture of my earwax, belly button fluff, urine and spunk before sticking it into an effigy of you*
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what's your favorite jojo part, lads
Shaka, when the walls fell.
>Tfw
ONE OF US
I have eleven potatoes, a few shrively auld carrots and a tube of oats to get me to next week.
Maybe if you chiseled some of the paint off and removed some of the metal bits these girls would be nice to hold hands with but as is they're looking like they've questionable history; like say, if you were to tabulate the number of dicks they've tickled with their uvulas do you think we'd be at a combined double or triple digit number?
was shocked to see how smart people on Cred Forums are when I went to /his/
A lot of people on Cred Forums ARE smart underachievers.
*goes to toilets at work*
*stuffs a ball of gloves down toilet*
*squats over the bowl and unleashes a storm of vindaloo and Heineken fire and brimstone
*flushes it 6 times*
*walks up angrily to the nearest polish person
*grabs them by the ear*
*points at the toilets*
business idea: write a porno based on 'come dine with me' called 'cum dine with me' where all the participants have sex and go on about melons and sausages etc.
howling
>humanities
>smart
screeching
yesterday I had a full joint after never having tried weed before and I got so anxious I started sobbing uncontrollably. very embarrassing
Unironically haven't got past Diamond is Unbreakable yet
Battle Tendency was probably my favourite so far tho
>supporting the bourgeois capitalist pigs who profit off the backs of slave labour in third world countries
Disgraceful that is, would purge her very soon after the revolution 2bh
what should i watch on netflix?
Steel Ball Run easily
pt 2, though I am loving diamond is unbreakable
Jessica Jones
Why would you smoke an entire J if you've never smoked before?
Janny and user at the new thread
Generic shitty movie #47239
Whoever was the usa flag in the 196 countries thread,the one that painted it,PLS HELP ME I DONT WANNA PAINT SHIT
I FUCKING REVIVED IT
cause I'm a fucking retard?
Animeonly detected
honestly the anime has been high quality so far though the fight with DIO was better in the 90s OVA
*turns around*
hm? err about 20 to mate
*turns back around*
my nigger
/brits/ are so easy to bait
free (You)s
imagine being a professional footballer with a hog gf
dark days
Oh user, be nice.
99% of jokes on Cred Forums which aren't on Cred Forums require an above average level of general knowledge.
>jojofags on /brit/
thought i'd never see the day
Sounds like it
Did you enjoy the feels once you calmed down a bit?
Anyone else watching the SAS thing on Channel 5?
Absolute madmen the lot of them
just spunked into a tissue lads
Jojo is huge now
do you not believe in true love
bet she's beautiful on the inside x
my parcel is here :-)
Lads, when you go down on one of these, do you get a horrible pain in your stomach which makes you want to suicide?
Hmmmmmmmm why do I have a yank flag
Are you a proxie?
no
not anime only, I'm just reading too much stuff to keep up with everything
Currently reading Toriko, Seven Deadly Sins, Boku no Hero Academia, Jojo, and a few other things
Bet she is an absolute profligate in bed
Yeah I think that too. 90% of people are here are reasonably intelligent feckless cynical cunts.
using flux and cannot distinguish between the french and irish flags in candle mode
no i just felt anxious the rest of the evening then went to bed
no, I get slight orgasm
Do you know what that word means?
Doesn't like 90% of Cred Forums proxy now?
t. yank
ah alright, was just teasing.
Jojo is long as fuck anyways
Camps I went to in school had something similar to that, though it was just a single person in a harness. Vomited afterwards every time I went up 2bh
No, haven't got a clue
Maybe I'm about to get V& by the FBI
>match loads of very cute girls on tinder and bumble
>picture myself falling in love with them and taking them on dates and traveling with them
>end up never messaging any
>still alone
No because the free ones are banned.
>candle
bit much m8
Smoking a zoot of fat proportions, drinking tea all the while listening to the classics of American country
Merle heggard, glen Campbell, marshal tucker band and other classic composers
I don't think you could beat it with a stick my friend
this bird that wants my willy (has done for the past five years and knows i know she wants it) goes on week long stretches of ignoring me
why do women do this, lads
literally me
apart from sometimes i do message them and they turn out to be boring
;_;
Bummer
Smoke less and chill with a cool crowd next time
Me and the lads ahaha not gay ahah x
tinder girls are sluts
stick to real life
Yeah and in my nads t bh
The nads are itchy
me a few thousand kilometres away in the back
oh right hahaha
thought you were doing a mean
montreal mentioned
>No because the free ones are banned.
Check out VPNGate. The newer VPNs are usually not banned.
Or just subscribe to a VPN, most of them are less than $3 a month now.
>sushi
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE
Rip.
i was scared of this so i never went on it
fuck off elliot rodger
its amazing what these cunts will do after a few 3.5% carslbergs
absolute warheads them
>kilometres
Fucks sake youtube red trial is expiring soon
Get out of my general, yank.
You made your choice in Boston.
>that cold night air
>left wing
>irish flag
>celtic scarf
>the cure
>leftist
would be able to chat this slag up and bed her in a couple of hours, tops
Kilometres > miles any day of the week my laaaad
That feeling is the best desu
oh no you'll miss out on those terrible web shows
>kilometres
thought my net was down for a second there
Nawww dick
why dont you lift weights, /brit/?
and no you dont lift my mum
Get a Cred Forums pass it won't matter if it's banned
t. brit
>Kilometres
Women are psycopaths. They are like that kid who enjoys kicking his puppy.
>kilomeerretrereresesters
make up your minds, bongs
lads this stupid cat wont stop meowing outside my windows so i ran outside and booted the fucker over the fence
felt fucking great
little runt wont be meowing any time soon
where are his legs on the left?
You enjoyed it? If I left my eyes open then I would get horrible pain when it went down, although I crave more
It feels like someone is trying to scoop your insides out
>Miles
get with the time gramps
The so called
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''g'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''f'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
I do
youtube.com
what did he mean by this?
How do I take a mirror selfie type ting for tinder without looking like a massive bellsniff?
haven't eaten in 24 hours and starting to feel really terroble, gonna have some tendons with sriracha, ah can't wait until that microwave beeps
>key-lows
>>kilomeerretrereresesters
>
>make up your minds, bongs
>be rich
>eat butterball chicken
wew
called this runt a fucking cunt and he said hes phoning his mum on me
bit scared
he's carrying my castrated bollocks there
Would have thought I'd have figured this out by now desu
>Driving on the left side of the road
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doing a skip an important event haha
that black guy in the swoosh shirt is gonna shoot him calling it now
he's not clapping anything he just looks annoyed and twitchy
looks comfy
going to put on a pair of socks just for the comfy feeling
Yeah, it was pretty much the only decent thing at gulliver's world
state your case for having the most dismal life on /brit/
So we can do this with our dominant hands out of the window, whilst still maintaining control of the automobile
lads
was doing the weekly shop when I needed a big shit so I popped into the gents and just decided to take a shit on the floor
sucks whatever wageslave has to clean my mess up haha
post pics haha
it's my fetish, but at the same time slag detector
I have a sensible, soft, caring side but also love letting my hair down n being daft. I don't take myself too seriously.
>Howdy, you're absolutely right m'lady! I am an American, and I come from the verdant and most exquisite city called Detroit.
lel
God tier: rankines
Meh tier: celcius
Shit tier: fartenheight
the gf has a daddy kink lads
the reasons for binning her are piling up
What is the scariest film you have ever seen?
why lol
>Pakiboo's legs will never be this thin and soft-looking
>Pakiboo will always be just another stunted man
Always a laugh
I think he's just baked tbf
fucking lunacy
Me in the hat
hello u cunt
>using anything other than Kelvin
absolutely pathetic
We need to go back to the EEC only
I'm making a new thread 20 posts early.
>God tier: rankines
21
Kissless virgin
No Friends since 14
No College
No Uni
No Job
Been on the dole since 18
5'8
5 inch dick
Never had a smartphone
Never been drunk in my life
Dont smoke
Never done illegal drugs
Hot Tub Time Machine 2
The fact that people put their names on that piece of shit proudly is terrifying.
Ur mum's sex tape
>Kelvin
Addendum to my list
Alright tier: kelvin
haha
>>using anything other than Kelvin
>absolutely pathetic
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trying to elucidate formulae for psychedelic geometries
>paying 30k for a piece of paper
good lad
27
kissless virgin
no mates
still live at home
manlet
man tits
ginger beard
you're probably making half this up
>Kelvin
Rec
what exactly is 'a sesh' lads?
I wish lad
gf gone and uploaded this even though i told her not to
a smoking session is in order.
do it hehe
a heroin injecting session
how the hell have you never been drunk before?
not going to click on this
thicc
are you fat?
We need to go back to the Marshall plan only.
trustfund stick for 'session' but often used to refer to smoking weed
please don't tell me this bile has spread across the pond
God tier: rigatoni
Good tier: penne, shells
Dece tier: mem pasta like wheles and shit
Shit tier: macaroni, spaghetthi
Most disgusting thing I've ever seen
new
I'm black and this girl is my dream girl
>No Friends since 14
how was secondary school?
>tfw no asylum demon gf
literally the gf
her body does not excite
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*repeals obamacare*
how is it possible to have such an immense arse and a normal torso/arms
5mg etiz, up the shit chute
Injections of runt fluid