How do you get a gf in your cuntry?

How do you get a gf in your cuntry?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=B6CqGpeIfbo
twitter.com/AnonBabble

impregnate random teenagers until you find one you like

be sure to be black or a chink

By knowing how to cook a delicious tomato sauce

By leaving the house, getting a job and building a network of friends.

I have a Finnish bf so it's good.

It's the same on every country: Being rich.

Tell me how to get a gf in my country and I might be able to answer your question.

This

youtube.com/watch?v=B6CqGpeIfbo

perseverance

Wee bitta jiving.

money

>Risking the little status I have and becoming a creep if things go south

Thanks but no thanks.

why would I need a gf if I can smash lots of great ass from Tinder?

-work out
-don't be needy

This

I think you get black out drunk and fugg a girl, then you keep fuggin her until you go somewhere where you won't get drunk then your a couple.

just grab one

Can confirm.

i kidnapped mine

Find something you have in common to talk about. Never do that boring smalltalk. Greet her when you seer her and always look into her eyes when doing that.
Then when she trusts you and gave you her number you can ask if she would like to spend some time together just walking down the town passing every shop with clothes you find.
Oh, and don't forget to stop at Starbucks so that she can extinguish her coffee "addiction"
You have a pussy bonus if you can drive and you own a car, are taller than her, somewhat fit but not gym obsessed and you also have female friends

You must be Ivan Erohin(russian Chud Thundercock)

Wish I knew

>go out
>suddenly bundas appear
>pull your cock out
>thirsty goes into it and starts fucking
>enjoy your new br gf

>nobody in SA has a gf

gaaaaay

its dont

rerolling your life until you do

Just be yourselves boys)) nothing hard to get gf. Believe me)
But I can say that no one likes weak and behaving shy and quiet guys.. especially ""feminists"" and nu-males omg)

1) You must meet the minimum requirements:
- work experience in heavy engineering or agriculture no less than 20 years
- positive feedback from coworkers
- must be an active member of the Communist Party of the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republic"

2) Write an application for allowance to mate (form GR8-B8)

3) Get the form GITQT-M8 from the "Soviet of Peoples Commissars"

4) Write an obligation of being happy with your future partner.

4) Bring both filled forms and your obligation in happiness to the local office of the "Ministry of Economics and High Quality Life Standards of the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republic"

5) After the standard period of time (usually 4 weeks) get both forms (now stamped and signed) and bring them to the local "Department of Men's Health and Safe Labour Experience of the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republic" along with resume from your place of work, feedback from your coworkers and your CPUSSR party card.

6) After postal notification meet your new life and labour partner, appointed and approved by the government at the "House of Fertile Females of the Union of Soviet Socialistic Republic"

7) Be happy. Remember, you are obliged to be.