/brit/

Fucks sake lads the vegan sister has been at it again

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ask a homeless guy where the train is at

think i'll sit down tomorrow and just have a big ol' think

>feeling compassion for a primordial life form so low it actually existed more or less the same billions of years ago

liberals need a good rewiring in the brain compartment

Hard to beat the stubbies

tell that bitch to keep her beliefs for her self

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>paleocons supported reagan and his pack of moderate beheaders....now the hypocrites are praising putin for killing them in syria

youtube.com/watch?v=wAUdupZlzwo

don't forget our Thatcher had a soft spot for Islamic terrorists in the day :)

I'll carve your fucking eyeballs out

I'm a 25 year old male. I've never had a girlfriend, kissed a girl or been on a date and I am a virgin. I pretty much have no experience when it comes to romance or intimacy. I feel very lonely, unwanted and unappreciated.

Hire an escort

lol and she is considered a hero

What response does this image illicit in you?

>biere d'or
Wat is?

gonna wank like a spermicidal maniac, lads

me too desu
use to get bullied at school because it looked like I had makeup on
sad times

scrote

Amerishoots

beliefs are different from observable facts

male chicks are shredded alive because they can't lay eggs, what are you gonna do about it?

do you not realise what im referencing you mong?

lads... lads

Imagine life with looks like this guy

i said that yesterday

Kanna

buy more meat? find it hard enough to muster up compassion for my own species, why should i care what happens to these chickens

Couple guys I graduated with are already pilots and racecar drivers in their very early 20's.

Bit disappointed in myself.

breitbart.com/london/2016/09/19/londons-muslim-mayor-tells-new-york-terror-attacks-normal-trump-scapegoating/

hmm

how was it?

reading this week's Toriko lads
nobody spoil it hahaha

Bet if you ever seen me in real life you'd keep your head down staring at the pavement

Fucking waste of space I'd give you a couple blows and you'd fall like a sack of spuds

*covers Hey Jude 700 times*

WOW I HATE GUNS NOW

don't have to, that's literally me

nothing because I couldn't give less of a shit

Back to lookism

they will die all the same

Why don't they grow them for meat

1984

stupid deer

currently evacuating my bladder

just passed my racecar flying license, lads

The literal gf on the sly.

honestly i find it easier to have compassion for animals than for humans

i can watch gore videos all day but if i see a dog getting killed i flip my shit

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aussie veggie lad is a little beta batty boy

would love to give him a backhand and send him running home to his mummy

Need a bf

Spoopy

currently evacuating my scrotum

Enjoying running Ethnik-game lad?

ye but I wanna go fast n fly n stuff

when i was a teenager and my mother was sick in the hospital i used to unironically hit on the nurses

fuuuuuccckk it's one of those i things i can't even think about without cringing

freedom

You can get a private pilot license pretty easily if you aren't thick, hard part is getting and funding the use of the plane 2bh

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racecar backwards

>honestly i find it easier to have compassion for animals than for humans
>i can watch gore videos all day but if i see a dog getting killed i flip my shit

19 times, actually

*gives golden star sticker*

bravo timmy, now, for the next question...

watch out lad you might cut me with that edge

strawpoll.me/11248578/
strawpoll.me/11248578/

today was no different except i felt more shit
can't wait for bed

EYE AREA
Y
E

A
R
E
A

dumb frogposters

Ugly bitchy girl that everybody openly hates didn't invite me to her little birthday celebration at the bar

Pretty happy with that haha

...

...

airline pilots are just basically just bus drivers when you think about it.

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sdrawkcab racecar

I'd have to stare down at the pavement to find you, scrote

6'4 shit like a built brickhouse. I'd fucking end you

Selena Gomez has a bit of a noncey feel about her but Jennifer Lawrence looks like a proper sperg
hmm...

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

:D

>jennifer lawrence is even remotely attractive

PLEASE END THIS MEME

Jus a dogg tryna bury his bone mang

toot poster
dede poster
machine poster

You seem to have mistaken my flag for a british one, Abdul.

>explain to a woman that gays are riddled with disease and rape children at an exceptional rate
>"ummm hun u should really meet more gay people cuz like it's 2016 sweetie!"

Women genuinely do not deserve rights.

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Jennifer Lawrence by FAR

Only brown people would vote for that ratty spic

>whos the coolest guy in the hospital
the ultrasound guy
>what about when hes ill
the hip replacement guy

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Gomez?
no thanks. i'm not a race betraying paedophile

Literally this

Its like Taylor Swift v Rihanna

are homos nonces or are nonces homos?

wanna know how i can tell you're a virgin ?

literally had my dick fail on me with 3 different girls in the last two months

fucking kill me lads.

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>gettyimages
ah, incase I need a stock image of someone else's passport

loooooool

>I don't rate Paul Pogba

twitter.com/NOT_MOTD/status/777967769388130304

stop drinking

what's this passport gimmick about then

maybe you should try it on with boys

why not use viagra?

Nonces account for 0.85% of the American population and also 33% of all child molestation cases.

Homos are nonces.

Funny, I was going to ask you the same thing whiteknight with a frog space before your question mark.

youtube.com/watch?v=xCnnUr_GP0I literally me

pretty much spent the past 4 hours at work fantasising about how i'd run the country as prime minister

essentially i'd be a good public speaker but i'd be shit at debates

get a new one

>tfw 6ft8 and built like a house shitbrick

Not all wankers are benders, but all benders are wankers.

Really makes u think

>>"ummm hun u should really meet more gay people cuz like it's 2016 sweetie!"
sounds like you're reading /brit/ posts and conflating them with irl experiences you've never had again

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was with this guy who couldn't get hard. funniest part is it happened like twice before with 2 different girls lmao

why are you in this position do you think and can you change for the better

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>I've never talked to a condescending English woman that's losing an argument
Just say that next time.

it's a real social crutch for me la, would be far less likely to have any success with girls if I was sober.

epic

how do you get it? Also bit depressing having to resort to that at my age.

A brick made of shit would be weak and not terrifying.

I would end you.

>“It is a reality I’m afraid that London, New York, other major cities around the world have got to be prepared for these sorts of things,” he said, the Evening Standard reports.

>“That means being vigilant, having a police force that is in touch with communities, it means the security services being ready, but also it means exchanging ideas and best practice,” he added.

oh my god what an evil pakki basterd !!! x

will eviscerate anybody who replies to this post
you've been warned

I ran it a while back about going to America and waiting for it to come in the post

I am a scorpion.

>nonces are only fiddling 1/3 of the children

really doing my head in as to who is getting away with the majority of this horrible attacks

OFFICIALLY COMMITTED TO SKIPPING CLASS LADS

THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW

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Alright Trump lad

being drunk + wearing a condom is pretty much guaranteed to kill your hardon lad

fuckin cunt square go like

>Maybe if I keep posting someone will finally give me a (You)!
t. that yank

Fantasise about being the fascistic leader of a fledgling developing country and turning it into a Westernised powerhouse pretty much every day

Why would you need a class to learn how to skip?

*shakes you out of my boot*

>Nonces account for 0.85% of the American population and also 33% of all child molestation cases.
laughing hard at this

British passports are really nice 2bqh

*barrels towards you*

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>I don't know what a "rate" is
Classic leafs, embarrassing themselves as always.

Didnt you cheeky brits deny the hong kongers passports and divert them to vancouver en masse?

Why are people afraid of snakes? I've never really understood this fear.

Did once fail a "skipping and galloping" test at school

5 year old me was unaware there was a difference

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>everyone has a 4 digit number to access their money that only they know
>bank makes you set up a password online and only asks you for certain letters so it can't be traced

>oh and also everything you need to use the account is ON THE FUCKING CARD

don't get this desu

>Irate Pacenogs
t. Bogtrotter

making fun of the fact that you wrote nonces instead of homos you fucking IDIOT

ah yes, london

youtube.com/watch?v=KNMFmT4V_60

they're a bit scary
had one in my backyard a few weeks ago, had to call some lads over to get it out

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not sure what to do then

maybe i'll just take coke instead, that doesn't do the same thing does it?

I know ecstasy kills it, and speed makes my dick shrink to nothing.

I AM the leading expert on /brit/ (pardon my lack of humility)

They may as well be synonymous lad.

i think (but could be wrong here) that you can get it in those condom machines in the toilets in pubs/bars
failing that probably online
failing that the darknet will have it for sure

it amazes me the UK has pizza but no burgers

probably because they can fucking kill you

Polish Brexit supporter admits stealing Eddie Izzard's pink beret during pro-EU rally

>tfw 306m and built like a glass skyscraper

if everyone on Cred Forums was put in london and forced to be really big I would easily be the tallest one there, genuinely

i sit here sometimes reflecting sunlight at the smart arse buildings you little bank cuckolds and pakis hate and just chuckle to myself because if you ever jumped off my spire (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in over 20 seconds

we have burgers you dumb yank cunt

on an unrelated note, can someone explain the "t. [something]" meme to me

absolute madman

Yea but you don't REEAALLY have burgers 2bh

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cleaning lady keeps putting the kettle spout lid on incorrectly, it's not even an easy mistake to make but she does it every single time

who here shares my pain?

Fucking love the Poles

gotta stay up until 2 lads
fml

>tfw SMALL LITTLE GHERKIN next to the BIG BAD SHARD

Maybe if you're fucking dumb.

>having a cleaning lady
alri trillionaire

don't mean to boast but I reckon I'd survive a jump from a skyscraper.

Just gotta angle yourself right.

>on an unrelated note, can someone explain the "t. [something]" meme to me
t.newcunt

Favourite Smiths song lads?

it's Finnish for 'regards', so like t. whoever says that type of thing

it means "from x"

it's another way of saying "okay ahmed" or another minority that the flag's country has

it's a shit gimmick tbph because it's not amusing but is done constantly

t means regards in finnish
t. meme expert

How do I get a Brit GF lads? I don't want to die alone and as a virgin. (I am half frog half nip)

the pirates and the nazis wanted to invade russia first by supporting trotskyists

t. 'sheed

>Implying pedo is a pejorative.

tialtngo

>half frog half nip

Bad luck old boy

youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2-i7pjWDw

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Cemetry Gates

>not sure what to do then

do it in the morning instead

my mum is an immigrant haha

she's american though

The reason why the allies supported Hitler was so that he would expand to the East and destroy the Soviets. Of course, he had his own plans.

Rather like a mirror image of our support for Islamic terrorists.

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FOY

A JUMPED UP RUNTY BOY
WHO NEVER KNEW HIS PLACE

PRETTY sure i haven't allowed you to reply to me

think life as I know it might just be a simulation conducted by a more intelligent being lads
none of you are real, you're all part of the simulation

kill yourself fucking scumbag

>gf sends me nudes
>have to act like I'm getting turned on
>have never been so flaccid

fucks sake lads

tell her she's a traitor and we're glad she's gone x

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on Cred Forums is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has constant shitposts and BLACKED posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

She has to go back.

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you weren't perfect but you made life worth it
stick around some real feelings might surface
been a long time since I spoke to you in a bathroom
gripping you up fucking and choking you

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post sombrero

>Muhammad
You must be so proud

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the simulation thinks you're a fucking cunt

love how many cultures come to /brit/ to learn the ways of banter and slags

LOL, all the trotskyists were getting purged, hitler went full retard and you pirates suffered butthurt for that
>n October 1937, the Duke and Duchess visited Germany, against the advice of the British government, and met Adolf Hitler at his Obersalzberg retreat. The visit was much publicised by the German media. During the visit the Duke gave full Nazi salutes.[78] The former Austrian ambassador, Count Albert von Mensdorff-Pouilly-Dietrichstein, who was also a second cousin once removed and friend of George V, believed that Edward favoured German fascism as a bulwark against communism, and even that he initially favoured an alliance with Germany.[79] According to the Duke of Windsor himself, the experience of "the unending scenes of horror"[80] during the First World War led him to support appeasement. Hitler considered Edward to be friendly towards Nazi Germany and thought that Anglo-German relations could have been improved through Edward if it were not for the abdication. Albert Speer quoted Hitler directly: "I am certain through him permanent friendly relations could have been achieved. If he had stayed, everything would have been different. His abdication was a severe loss for us

>Dominion
sign of a next level cuck 2bh, Canadians had it going for a while as well

business idea:
Listen to Ludovico Einaudi's "Experience"

get inspired

do beautiful things with your life.

How often do you masturbate?

>tfw glitched out and have a higher intelligence level than everyone else in the simulation

Is it bad to drink half a bottle of wine and 7 cans of beer every night?

>I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on Cred Forums is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has constant shitposts and BLACKED posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

it's more fun getting nudes from girls your cheating on her with tbf

What do you mean? Do Brit women not like Asian looking men? Are you telling me I have to give up?

>dumb yank
>ameriblubber
>FOY
>stupid yank
>yank education
>fuck off yank
>yank cunt

Divenire is the objectively superior tune

who /teamhannah/ here

>epiphany
dont take those theyre bad for you and make you type out long shit posts like this one

>the pot calling the kettle black

How the fuck can you survive an abortion

>gf sends me a picture of lingerie she bought
>i don't care in the slightest, lingerie does nothing for me
>"wow very cute"

she's such a sweet girl though

once a day usually
i know it's not her fault but her body doesn't excite me

Bit racist

racist

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on Cred Forums is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has constant shitposts and BLACKED posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

FONY

Yanks should have been nuked by the Russians during the cold war. Amerishart posters here are way too cancerous and edgy.

Reddit music

Canada never put "British passport" on their ones as far as I can see. Very disappointing. And they still are Dominion.

i'm just a big sucker for polyphonic string pieces played allegro haha

The world should grateful for Stalin. Trotsky was completely insane and wanted to invade every country in the world simultaneously. If it wasn't for Stalin getting rid of Trotsky, God knows how things would have turned out.

i don't cheat

>gf sends me this
>have to act like I'm flaccid
>have never been so turned on

Nah it's not tho

Things I've given up as of today:

Pepsi Max
Wanking
Procrastination

Day 1 was hard but I got through it.
On towards Day 2.

russia would be a big weimar republic

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>he's not one of the deng men
enjoy your loss
liking this daring synthesis

i hope that's just a really small toilet

give it some time

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on Cred Forums is actually better than that of /r9k/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board full of edgy autistic virgins and BLACKED posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

>gf sends me nudes
>I get turned on
>send her nudes back
>we describe how we would take each other if we were together
>we rub one out

playing strip poker with the lads haha

In this same boat desu except the problem is that her body just isn't sexy

love her with all my heart though

our shitposting is all in good humor though; Cred Forums is quite hostile with shitposting

muslims should go back to their own countries.

t. literal moron

shitposting on Cred Forums is ironic
shitposting on Cred Forums is post-ironic
Cred Forums is by far the most intelligent board on Cred Forums. maybe reddit would be more your speed?

>I believe in building bridges rather than walls

Reported to ASIO
Expect your door to get kicked down very soon

I've just had a baby lads. The average post quality and debate on mumsnet.com is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has constant shitpants and BABIES posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been prognosticating for a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

no

used to do that with my last gf
current gf doesn't like stuff like that

>gf sends me nudes
>I get turned on
>Start rubbing one out
>Realise I have no gf
>It was all an illusion
>Cry myself to sleep

can you get babestation of freeview?

*remains in britain*

haha take that racist :^)

how much do you manage to save after paying rent, bills, etc

ooooh I have a girlfriend

PATHETIC

It took time and convincing but it's worth it now

>/brit/
>paying rent, bills, etc
lmao

Bring back based tones strayan

Yeah because you wank every fucking day mate

I can imagine feeling the same way as you. I remember when I was a wee lad I would get a rush of adrenaline from just searching ''bikini'' in google images.
I'm a virgin, but I BET you I wouldn't even get a chub if a 5/10 walked into my room right now and stripped.

Porn has permanently warped our sexuality.

It is. Never been legally removed. Australia is still a British Dominion too, it just became irrelevant after we joined the European Community.

Aye land on you're big Jew hook nose you Brit cunt free Palestine now

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>old people who are left-wing

uhm

why?

144 Albanian Lek

Trotsky is based and beloved by Mexicans

Here is his grave in Mexico City

His revolution is still happening while Stalin is just a despot relegated to the history books

Trotsky wanted to uplift the people of the world and I and countless others will continue his struggle while Stalinists are stuck pining for a past and gazing upon it with rose-tinted glasses

>falling for the moving out meme

a fate worse than wageslaving

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on jeremy kyle is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has constant lie detector tests and AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION posting is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been floccinaucinihilipilificating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

so 89p?

€1200

is florida the ultimate swing state this election?

>He has to wean himself off of sugary drinks

Runt life

>"gf" sends me nudes
>I send her nudes back
>she goes offline

>tfw can see my IQ drop by a couple posts every time people talk about such mundane, juvenile, puerile shite like the US election
its starting to dip below 200, lads, luckily I'm still genius but if this keeps up I may become so idiotic I'll want to vote for trump...

yeah

Don't like bringing slags back to my parents desu

Nah not really, you sound a bit silly now

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Some people don't want to be cucks of global capitalists forever lad.

More or less, that is if I don't buy a Freddo.

nah because she's just not physically appealing.

literal a cup tits for e.g.

not sure it's even a swing state at this point, think Trump is several points ahead there and has sealed the deal

think you're the only person that works here. been asking this question over several days now

what would the world been like if the mensheviks defeated the bolsheviks

Not anymore you fat jew cunt.

>falling for the gf meme

a fate worse than renting

/brit/ is the perfect place for all british discussion because it's home to countless factions with different ideologies, so debates and arguments are had often

can't really stand reddit or Cred Forums because they're just echo chambers and they all agree with each other

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genuinely my favourite picture on the internet

Trotsky wanted permanent conflict.

He was no humanitarian.

They were still young when the USSR wasn't a massive joke and was seen as a very real alternative to the capitalist west, never bothered changing their stance since

Going to bed now, if anyone wants to hop under the covers with me x

He is beloved in the white house as well
it would be a british colony and a place for jewish bankers

I save nothing

>mumsnet claim to be a 'parenting' forum
>there is no mention of dads and men generally aren't welcome at all

think alot of the other wage slaves are in bed or can't be arsed answering

Lads, this reddit shit with Hilarys emails might end up sinking Hilary, which will lead to Trump coming to power, which will probably lead to a nuclear holocaust.

Basically, I always knew reddit would be the end of me..

gf has uploaded her new video

please leave a like

youtube.com/watch?v=5XcpSx2FufU

Prove Australia is not a British Dominion.

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"England will remain conquering Ireland because it hasn't stopped"

Maybe "she's" having a wank

>defending your master like a good serf
o i am laffin

liveleak.com/view?i=1cb_1474311755

>yank got an entire fire crew just to save some ducklings
is that legal? can you even call 999/911 for that?

so the only reason we hated the commies was because they werent part of the globalist bretton-woods pact?

actually that means he was.

i'll let that sink in

if I don't get at least 2 you's on this post ill tell my mammy

>fuck a slag
>gf

give me a good modern classical composer to listen to

one that isn't "reddit"

>corporate tyranny

it is traditionally but Trump is stirring things up so much it's hard to tell what's a swing state and what isn't

PA, NY and ohio are the battleground. i live on the NY-PA border and everyone i know is voting for trump, so it's hard to believe hillary will win here. this election is such a mindfuck

trump is even winning in fucking colorado. it's insanity

this is a factual statement

Just type 'best of debussy'

There are non emergency police and fire department phone lines

Porn has made real women obsolete, it's better this way

yes, that's why you will always see pirate propaganda against stalin :0)

Don't think babies post there desu

*cums inside your arse*

>classical

gay nerd, listen to some real shit like steve reich or philip glass

youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg
me with the whistle

The Donkey, by GK Chesterton:

When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

We were literally never referred to as a dominion in any sense of the word, the Westminster Act of 194.. something stopped the British parliament from being able to legislate for Australia and the Australia Act 198... something removed what little control the UK had over anything else in Australia
We're in the commonwealth and have the queen, that's it
Canada has been almost an exact copy of this but they were originally called a Dominion, that was dropped in the 80s

Time to let go lad, the sun has set

>he defends our hegemony over him

think i might start posting "soviet union" in each thread, you've converted me

>having an unhealthy relationship with your parents

*raises hand*
teacher may i go to the washroom

*opens embed*
*sees a pack of intimidating negroes*
*closes embed*

There aren't any

I mean, Einaudi is good, but let's be honest it's still Volvo advert music.

>wanting lots of humans dead
>humanitarian
you lost me lad

>The Donkey, by GK Chesterton:

>When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born.

>With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil’s walking parody
On all four-footed things.

>The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

>Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss"

>actually that means he was.

>i'll let that sink in

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on university challenge is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which is full of literal runts and is presented by PAXMAN actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

>gf sends me txts like 'having a wank' and 'doing a poo' on a daily basis

Philip Glass

youtube.com/watch?v=aPvTwoTtFCA

i actually agree with those 3 responses in the pic

if my gf sent me that I'd break up with her on the spot

>Philip Glass

Hate using ATM machines

Feel like I could get knocked out at any second and mugged

>I've just had an epiphany lads.

>left don't want to be cucks of global capitalists
>fully support and bend over for the EU every chance they get

Interesting

>not glassworks

pls

I've just had an epiphany lads. The average post quality and debate on Deal or No Deal is actually better than that of /brit/. Just consider the ramifications of that. A board which has runts open BOXES and which is presented by NOEL EDMONDS is actually better than /brit/ and has more real debate. I bet the IQ there is higher too. Something I've been ruminating on a while now(don't expect you runts to comprehend the meaning of that word though, of course).

What? I'd just feel weird about taking a random home after a night on the piss, fuck that awkward mess

>which will probably lead to a nuclear holocaust

don't know why people are stupid enough to think this

conflict is competition and competition is good.

furthermore, it would have involved constant fragmentation to the point where number of conflicts up but scale of conflict down and death toll with it.

*bends over backwards*

firemen are bros

the true heroes of society unlike racist police and war mongering soldiers

Not the ambulance then

you can't bring complete slags home to your parents house ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=dLAzdB1RvTU

Imagine a world where cash machines were new and relatively rare

This shit is bonkers

new??
haha ye alri

>living somewhere where that's a possibility

teach me icelandic cunt
i want to listen to landabois

No, that's liberals.

The first opposition to the EU was from the left and the Conservatives were the ones who took Britain into the EU.

The socialist/communist parties in the UK have always been against the EU. Your problem is you define "left" as "liberal".

>responding twice to the same post

I will not entertain this behaviour

It's nice that she thinks of me enough to pause her wank or poo to let me know what she's up to

>conflict is competition and competition is good.
Most people don't enjoy war and the consequences are always negative.

this girl sends me nudes, she's pretty but so awkward its hard to find them sexy.
honestly my imagination is better than her stiff poses.

>the consequences are always negative.

tell that to the united states after wwii

le only one Irish poster meme

Very stale meme got played out in /epl/ years ago

>Labour, Lib Dem, and all those London cucks aren't leftists
haha ok x

Hope is slipping away for putting my dick in a woman before my 28th birthday.

Fucking hell.

I did have a chance recently, but she was fat and annoying.

Never have, and never will stop being a British Dominion.

That's correct. Being left-wing means support the interests of labour over capital.

Again, you confuse "liberal" with left-wing.

>the US was after wwii
>after
well you just proved my point

after war, things get beter

Should have done it anyway.

On one hand, sure. On the other, I find fat people utterly repulsive.

TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
WHERE THERE'S MUSIC AND THERE'S PEOPLE
AND THEY'RE YOUNG AND ALIVE
DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
I NEVER NEVER WANT TO GO HOME
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ONE
ANYMORE

TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE PEOPLE AND I
WANT TO SEE LIFE
DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
OH, PLEASE DON'T DROP ME HOME
BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY HOME, IT'S THEIR
HOME, AND I'M WELCOME NO MORE

AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
AND IF A TEN-TON TRUCK
KILLS THE BOTH OF US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
WELL, THE PLEASURE - THE PRIVILEGE IS MINE

TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
TAKE ME ANYWHERE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
AND IN THE DARKENED UNDERPASS
I THOUGHT OH GOD, MY CHANCE HAS COME AT LAST
(BUT THEN A STRANGE FEAR GRIPPED ME AND I
JUST COULDN'T ASK)

TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT
OH, TAKE ME ANYWHERE, I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE
DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
I NEVER NEVER WANT TO GO HOME
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GOT ONE,
OH, I HAVEN'T GOT ONE

AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DIE
AND IF A TEN-TON TRUCK
KILLS THE BOTH OF US
TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE
WELL, THE PLEASURE - THE PRIVILEGE IS MINE

OH, THERE IS A LIGHT AND IT NEVER GOES OUT

me too but I'm more subtle about it

Looks like you're the one that is confused here m8, Labour and Lib Dems call themselves left-wing

>calling yourself something makes you that thing
wew lad

>i actually agree with those 3 responses in the pic