/brit/

great posts

>kernow
>decades
>in the uk

Umm sweety

Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.

apparently yanks like to drink our water as well

why?

it's really good water

>Syria aid convoy hit by 'air strike'

Whoops

>alkaline water

the official meme drink of the 10's

youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

Never heard of it

>pH of 8.4

anything more than 7.8 is just disgusting, really

>he gets upset over water

memes in a container

>"During Darius' reign, he invited some Greeks who were present to a conference, and asked them how much money it would take for them to be prepared to eat the corpses of their fathers; they replied that they would not do that for any amount of money. Next, Darius summoned some members of the Indian tribe known as Callatiae, who eat their parents, and asked them in the presence of the Greeks, with an interpreter present so that they could understand what was being said, how much money it would take for them to be willing to cremate their fathers' corpses; they cried out in horror and told him not to say such appalling things. So these practices have become enshrined as customs just as they are, and I think Pindar was right to have said in his poem that custom is king of all."

its literally fucking water

it tastes the same everywhere

its not taken from a le heavenly Fiji mountain spring xDd

its pumped industrially from underground

i kept seeing it on "Dexter"

youtube.com/watch?v=mbIyMXJsXNQ
A series about teenagers going to a highschool called "Hartley". It is awesome. Made me love australians not gonna lie.

would be cool if in a few decades yorkshire becomes the dominant power of the UK and just stars spreading its influence and takes over completely...

It unironicly tastes way better than other water
Only patricians can discern the subtle flavours, plebs will lap up sewage if you put aspartame in it

Never heard of it or seen it anywhere

Stop trying to say you're famous

I'd industrially pump your underground if you know what I mean

that was me, I'm Hartley

alright boys start saving up for your plane tickets: next summer, 2017. drum roll please.....

/brit/ is going to iceland!

been talking it over with icelad on skype and he said we can stay as long as we want and that theres loads of slags in his village, its going to be mental

Lads should I trim my arm and leg hair?

Feeling a bit wooly 2bh

>he doesnt drink organic alkaline reverse osmosis fair trade icelandic fountain water as his only source of h2o

it tastes the same as legit like 8 different types of bottled water that cost a lot less. it does taste better than tap water though

iceland fact:
your urine will be completely drinkable if you consume nothing but fresh, clear, icelandic glacial water

no, fiji water is actually from fiji. google it bro

its a little bit sweeter than regular water and helped my grandmothers friend with her bloodpressure

and eat no proteins

mental

it doesn't taste the same everywhere your tastebuds must be dead

and it is actually from fiji

what culture?
mandatory yorkshire pudding based dish everyday for dins?

People watch that show?

Yes its from fiji. No its not from a mountain

literally a fucking trend done by those vaporwave twats who listen to yung lean

suck on this, yank

thought that was a picture of the can of oysters that you get at walmart

walmarts canned oysters aren't good btw, don't ever eat them

All bottled water has the minerals taken out of it and then they put back in specific amounts.
It's not natural at all.

it has a large following in iceland

Feeling a bit gay more like

yankie doodle fucking rekt

>Fiji water

runt behaviour. I would only buy this if I had an income of above £60k

>All water tastes the same
Almost as bad as;
>water has no taste

Also here's my doggo

No not at all!
you see, that's the magic of Icelandic Glacial Water. you urine will be crystal clear, tasty and even aromatic

tfw your mum doesn't wish you goodnight back or says she loves you

( ._.)

that's not how natural water tastes though desu

>In 2006, Fiji Water ran an advertisement stating, "The label says Fiji because it's not bottled in Cleveland". This was taken as an insult by the city's water department.[26] The Cleveland Water Department ran tests comparing a bottle of Fiji Water to Cleveland tap water and some other national bottled brands. Fiji Water reportedly contained 6.31 micrograms of arsenic per litre, whereas the tap water of Cleveland contained none.[26]

fiji water is literally poisonous

A little arsenic never hurt nobody!
Keeps the heart strong

>L-look! A company paid to have their product placed on a tv show that means it's popular!

1)You're a moron

2)I've never seen this water in stores or anywhere else and I've never even seen an advertisement for it or heard of it until you posted it

3)Fuck off

>buying water
>not bringing your own
the poorly prepared and profligate will perish

>IT'S CLEVELAND!

>6.31 micrograms of arsenic per litre
so what? it's apparently also a homeopathic remedy

youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

really need to take a trip to the old cleve' soon

>he doesn't just drink out of his local river using a LifeStraw®

oh jesus christ i don't remember this show but i recognise the shit out of that tune and it's bringing back repressed memories

Haha

>65113803
The reason yanks are so hated in one post

absolutely can't take the mildest of banter

WANT SOME GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????

I wear a camelback and shoes with toes at all times

>carrying a container everywhere you go

This is why I prefer to just get bottled water out of a vending machine or at the servo whenever I want one

I cba to carry around my own water all the time

nuff o that spadge or al nauped ye lugoles

...

M A D S E P P O

I only drink deionised water
If 2 of my drinks tasted different I'd be suspicious

>he can't drink the water out of his numerous local rivers without filtering it

>his local river isn't pure

pirate scumbags
youtube.com/watch?v=7jRFjE1xeSM

get em on board I'll call it in

>he doesn't get all of his fluid through really healthy juices

gotta make sure you don't OD on fibre though, I had two with 3.6 grams of fibre in each bottle and almost died

the rapist is here

on board?

Op here
I posted that image and edition title to covertly coerce the runts ITT into this EXACT line of conversation.

>servo
fo australian

>it's 'dora to not waste money on fucking WATER
yanks eh
when will they learn

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feel like i'm gonna crack by the end of the year lads

>yank saying servo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF

went to spain when i was younger and it blew my mind that in the city i was in instead of having the metal water fountains i was used to at home they had like walls with really nice old carvings in them and you would go up to like a lion's mouth that was spitting out water or whatever and drink it straight from there, the water was great too. surprisingly cold/refreshing and really good flavor. probably directly from some massive spring somewhere.
over here the water fountains just taste like metal and chlorine.

why

NEED a Muslim gf

I give myself 2 years before I end it all

*whacks you over the head with a metal pole, cracking your skull*
there you are lad

Half of the people on here will get cancer at some point in their lives.

Just think about that.

look at my transformation lads

Yeah that guitar riff is awesome. A true classic. It lasted for like 10 seasons with characters being replaced but it maintained it's quality over the years. Some of the actors also played in the first Matrix, that was filmed in Australia.
Is "Putu" a common name in Australia?

do it become an hero xD!

Fully intend to drink myself to death before then.

Very nice

Check out mine x

cute x

All that effort and he went from a 4 to about a 5. Sad.

Just booked my tickets for London

bollocks are absolutely huge now
the radium cream is doing wonders

are you a poof now

Get ready for the launch, lads!!!

...

he's a good looking lad desu

>Smoking rates in England fall to lowest on record

very good
will drop even further with plain packaging

Halal in the streets
Haram in the sheets

Anyone going to the world para-athletics championships in July?

would fuck both

getting ready for lunch

xD

I preferred you when you weren't desperately trying to fit in by rehashing shit /brit/ gimmicks

he's an 8/10

>Is "Putu" a common name in Australia?
only for fobs

My shin hurts

No
i see enough spastics here on /brit/

good post xx

life is going nowhere, virgin, shutin, years of unemployment and no money is getting to me, sick of being at home etc. etc.

post machines

5

ignore my 8/10 post
thought you were talking about the blonde guy

I am literally a direct descendant of William Wallace through my grandmother

thanks :D :3 xx

how old are you?

She reminds me of the GF

why are nordic countries so comfy lads

there's a dude in my linear algebra class who for some reasons seems like a girl. he has emo style hair and i don't think he's a tranny or anything, and i'm not gay but for some reason i want to fuck him. normally gay guys gross be out but i legitimately think he might be taking estrogen

i started my career with ball busting

4

Will do m8, just don't let it happen again

Favourite muslim countries

Iran
Oman
Azerbaijan

Notice anything?
That's right.
None of them are Sunni.

Don't be an Islamophobe.
Be a Sunniaphobe.

start a meditation practice and get to the root of your problems nigga

Fine, I quit

Guess I'm not getting drunk tonight

Agree wth this ranking but I like Morroco, Tunisia, Jordan, Yemen and Malaysia

no one cares

3

These spastics are qt

favorite muslim countries:

qatar
britain
france
germany

don't like the rest of them 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=HslUcxxm0OQ&feature=youtu.be
shes british la

>feet and hands sometimes randomly tingle
>muscle jerks all over body
>hand tremor sometimes when doing something fiddly

Really need to stop drinking so much as see if that helps. Doubt it has anything to do with the booze though, need to see a Neurologist

Yemen's a FUCKING war zone lad.

I like Tunisia and Malaysia too though.

>Why yes, I do enjoy consuming alcoholic refreshments!

Since when was Manface a disability?

2

Just finished my 75,000 treatise on why religion will die out within 50 years and Atheists will rule the world

1

It's going off, lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=Mu0cE9RgK5M

>The label says Fiji because it's not bottled in Flint
Fixed it

>Doubt it has anything to do with the booze though

ill save you the money you'll spend on the trip to the neurologist. hes going to tell you its the booze

is a hidden gem of a board desu

>The UK population is projected to increase by 9.7 million over the next 25 years from an estimated 64.6 million in mid-2014 to 74.3 million in mid-2039.

ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/populationandmigration/populationprojections

Dunno.

hey hey get on up
can't you hear me get on up

I want to fight a brit.

twennie
young I know but I have still spent years in a shitty cycle I can't seem to break free of
probably a good shout

Do you have enough land for all those people?

*frantically scrambles to find and plug in her headset*

gotta hear this!

Fortunately less than 2% of our landmass is urbanised.

We have plently of space for newcoers without affecting our nature and shit

Post some gems

3 4 1 2

>inb4 bullying for not putting 1 first

>tfw no qt English gf to put "xxxx" at the end of every message she sends to me

Today is a good day... To die lol just kidding but yeah today is a good day

the GFs getting acquainted with each other

It's more than just a bit of fucking land.

You are underestimating how small and shit British housing is.

we need new gimmick templates

Let's brainstorm

Well I hope it is because that's something I can fix.. I really don't want multiple sclerosis or motor neuron disease tbqh. Also seeing doctors doesn't cost shit here laddie ;)

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inshallawallabingbang, would enjoy racemixing with these qts

AH AM A SUPAH STAH WARRIAH

Hello it's me, crying out, crying out are you there?

gorgeous

kys

BIG
AMERICAN
MCMANSIONS

LITTLE
BRITISH
SHACKS

looks dire, no wonder snowniggers kill themselves so much

kirby hahaha

The maths of this don't add up at all

>You could fit 22 Hong Kong houses in an Australian house
>Hong Kong: 500 sq ft
>Australia: ~2200 sq ft

Save that pic and post it whenever a Brit gives Americans shit about "lol wooden house"

strange
but we can make it work

Just had a heated argument

Is Narcos a "series" or "television show"?

My take: Not on cable television, not a TV show

the candle

> would enjoy racemixing with these qts
You know what to do brother. Same thing as acclaimed american artist bustha rhymes

*spins the bottle*
it lands on

didnt you see the episode where the crocodile hunter actually fit 22 hong kong houses into his house just to prove he could?

I just say programme desu

me

wonder how our houses are bigger when like 90% of them are single storey whereas it seems like most yanks live in 2-storey houses (although that might be only on tv)

Or celebrated american martial artist "The Undertaker"

itching to make a FOY post

tread carefully, yanks

disagree desu

(it's england btw lol x)

that is not a halal beard on the right

>itching to make a FOY post

>tread carefully, yanks

that's 7 minutes in heaven in the closet

>closet
FOY

>itching to make a FOY post

>tread carefully, yanks

Should I buy a hair dryer?

was working so missed all the action in new york

were there any threads about it, or did it go more or less unnoticed?

did you get your fix?

london

Save your books and your pills I don't need them I'm there

don't get many replies nowadays

posting weirdly fit girl.

if you're a poofcunt

But it's on television

hhahahahahha

not quite

i want to catch a real yank in the act

Sadly, no Paddies were killed.

its not gay to want your hair to be shaped in a certain direction

legitimately can't not be disgusted by gay men when i know that they unironically stick their willies in other men's poo holes

Would you know better than famous musical genius/entrepreneur "Michael Jackson"? He converted right before his death (and now resides in Allah's vast paradise)

hahhaaha LOL

what's the proper term again?

this 2bqh

yer dad didn't seem to mind

Hello, high, are you?

Yes?

Well that explains it

for closet? wardrobe senpai

this guy is recruiting for ISIS in here

scumbag...

>Watching anything on the television of in a cinema
Complete waste of time

paki posts are surreal
they are eerily non human, like a dog trying to speak. you understand the words but they just don't seem human or "sentient"

gives me shivers

dumb frogposter

...

Good post. Summarises my thoughts exactly

i figured
even if it refers to a small storage room?

i have slain the mighty vorthalas, scaled the peaks of the rahkmakhan highlands, drank from the flask of the elders to get past the maximum level

but i have still yet to feel the touch of a woman

somehow manages to articulate my own feelings in a way i thought impossible

bravo, icelad. another fantastic post

I know you've won goodbye I'm gone

i think he is an mi6 agent
-pretends to be gay
-studied in oxford(a hotpost for recruitment)
-convices kids that assad and putin are evil assholes
-appears in mainstream media and tells you how to fight the establishment

>but i have still yet to feel the touch of a woman

Don't worry, the loot table is shite

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What did they mean by this?

>they are eerily non human, like a dog trying to speak. you understand the words but they just don't seem human or "sentient"

if its in the bedroom and has clothes and stuff in then i'd call it a walk in wardrobe

AAAAAAAAHUAAA

why can't women use question marks properly?

not mma related delete this

HELLO U CUNNNT

No brother, just spreading the message of peace to the world, like award-winning american socialite "Paris Hilton".

I see, I hear it's very clear

thanks for the information x

you guys are trying to colonize /lat/

>assholes
FOY

HUAHAAA

just slipped a cucumber up the niggerhole

Alone in my room you're there on the floor, open up your eyes let me get inside

been feeling earth quakes lately
don't think i would panic if it were serious, i figure id go outside and wait it out

if someone used your computer to search for something on amazon would you be fucked?

>yes

The kind of tshirts that typically looks great when you order it and then looks like shit once you receive it

3 grams of mdma straight up the shitter

haaha pirates are really invading /lat/

browse exclusively in incognito

Would you rape a 10/10 woman if you knew you would get away it?

You utter bender

cdni.luscious.net/776/lusciousnet_redhead_196_totallynsfw_529240596.jpg

mmm, phytoestrogens. domestic bottled water just doesn't give it enough time to seep in.

>no

no
i go flaccid if a girl seems insincere or pained

>gandhi

are you a fucking indian?

>tfw dad died several years ago and I just dropped his coffee mug and smashed it

legitimately want to cry lads

;_;

i bought a leather bomber jacket 2 years ago it and for the longest time my recommendation list was filled with mens leather gloves and fedoras. i went back and checked and it's finally just guitar stuff now. i don't regret anything because that jacket's warmer than anything else i've worm

looks like the female version of me except i have blue eyes

What the bloody bollocks is this H.I.D.E advert lads?

>IF YOU MEET A DISABLED PERSON DO THIS

Have they never heard of positive discrimination? Do they think we're a Nation that can't function when seeing someone not as well off as us? This is basic shit you learn in school

>It's another he fell for the Classics meme degree episode

Getting quite bored of this storyline

that's awful, mate

maybe you can piece it together and store in somewhere safe. if it still holds sentimental value to you after breaking

me on the left

haha..
you mean /rat/?

post boipucci and face

I think I'm going to try and glue it back together, yeah. Just googling it now.

How are you disabled?

maybe

stop :c

dede lol

ignore this misread your post

sorry

>berates modern cars for having safety features
>berates chuck taylors for not having arch support

???

Shoo!

>a fucking leaf

I was a crease in the shirt that this world wears

luscious.net/c/adult/pictures/album/puddems-aka-laura-cross-aka-gingerpuss_91993/sorted/newest/page/1/?style=thumbnails
utter perfection

gay lol

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never even bought socks 2bh (in general, ever)

is this a new gimmick?
replying to me with lyrics and poems without context?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=zzpYOr9Hjeg

still showed up in your recommended bar though

Is it safe for me to travel to Ghana alone as an 18 year old girl?

scumbags are coming...

girl (boy)?

I felt surprised that you wanted to know where the geese go

2am

yeah

kill yourself haitANO

On a date with Spider-Man
Dan Dare's sitting there

just be careful not to overdress at all, it gets really hot there

cute

Serbia >>>> croatia

Is it safe for me to travel to London as a 25 year old white male?

want to buy this but don't want to spend 25 dollars...

i honestly can't listen to AMSR, especially with earphones or headphones on.
makes me want to tear my ears off

is it wrong to stay at a girl's house if you're in a relationship?

went on a night out with 2 girls from work after our shift had finished and we ended up going back to theirs and i passed out on the sofa.

didn't think much of it cos i don't fancy them and told my gf the next day and she went fucking mental and says it's unacceptable

the hamster died, lads

Perfectly acceptable. It's not like you had sex or anything.

toquen de aca piRRATAS

somehow I found myself in the wrong thread and didn't notice
well confusing

same happened to me about 1-3 years ago
really brought forth those repressed emotions

going to a foreign country with someone i met from this very general in 3 weeks

won't say which country but nevertheless AMA

Neu

it was 22 years ago when mine died

i still remember him

;_;

i had to grovel and apologise and she still won't forgive me and now i feel stupid

Fuck pets. They'll only cause you heart ache.

Fuck people too; friends, family, associates.

Fuck the world.

>Fuck pets. They'll only cause you heart ache.
>Fuck people too; friends, family, associates.
>Fuck the world.

Not acceptable, you would flip if she stays at a guys house.

It sucks, but you have to avoid creating even the appearance of anything bad. It sucks but thems the rules in adult relationships