/brit/

How easy is it to get hatted on /brit/ now? There's no challenge in it any more

kill yourself fucking scumbag

feeling excitement for a time when i wont be alive

1960s London

kill yourselves you fucking scumbags

Got fedoraposted for liking Philip Glass before. Not sure if this is real life anymore

>obama democratic socialism
LOL

>obama
>democratic socialist

lmao

English is an official language in 67 countries

Only 129 to go

no taste reddit squad, was it a yank?

If you don't fly the flag of your country in your room you are a Paki

It really seems like girls don't store fat like they did in the 50's anymore i.4cdn.org/gif/1474219945347.webm
Now they either look like disgusting landwhales or like skeletons, not in between

Cant inagine what my Mum would say if she saw the hundreds of pictures of overweigh men in hats on my hard drive.

Feeling emotions for a time that is to be foretold unto thee yet to me is of not sufficient gravity

Amen

british documentaries are the best ones 2bh

the yank ones are always filled with special effects and sound effects to capture the short attention span of it's populace

>my fedora folder has 97 images
>is only 10mb in size

holy fuck how many fedoras would it take to fill my 1tb hard drive?

Here's my room

>If you don't fly the flag of your country in your room you are French
atlantico.fr/pepites/nice-foncia-demande-couple-retirer-drapeau-francais-dans-jardin-2824282.html

You should watch a Ken Burns documentary.

the only fedoraposts i enjoy are the onese where its the slag with the fedora hair style and the post vaguely sounds female

>tfw already bunked uni in my first week

Not gonna make it lads

...

youtube.com/watch?v=7M1g0Nsxnd4

would have sleeopover with/10

magnifico

youtube.com/watch?v=OL2DrTXG4Sc

Still looking for the lad with the Lenovo Yoga 710

EXACTLY the show i was thinking about while typing my post. even seen them add dinosaur sound effects to a praying mantis

>fans in a closed room

boggles the mind

moving hot air around will surely cool you down

*whispers into each ear* embrace it mate

fuck off
you know who you are

christ

you point it directly on yourself while sleeping

EURGH

nice

have to be up in 5 hours

can't sleep

Just rage quitted Rainbow 6 hahaha

just finished dinner, feeling quenched

and breaks every 7 minutes
do they all have ADD, or do ad corps just take more priority over air time?
:)

>i support the FSA

The ladycop that stole my weed, and my heart

I never expected to encounter beauty such as yours when I left home that night. A true deputy in the streets with a sweet set of cheeks. I'll never forget the moment we first encountered each other at 57 in a 45.
Me, noticing you.
You, noticing me.
Me, noticing you noticing me.
Us, noticing we.
At first I feared I was only worthy of a passing glance from a woman of your caliber, but you were quick to reassure me of your affection with your brightest red and blues. I saw the extended glance at my driver's license and instantly felt the connection created by you becoming aware of my welcoming home address. When you asked me to step out of the car I knew our relationship had moved to the next stage, though I admit the speed of our progression had made me unflatteringly nervous. I had only hoped that the musky scent of my post-work self would convince you to move closer to my willing body. The brief look of faux-disgust when I interrupted you radioing for a male officer to tell you it wouldn't be necessary had me terrified that I'd gone to far. The butterflies in my stomach when you graciously agreed to frisk me yourself were absolutely relentless. Your delicate but firm hands were a flash of light in the dark night while you stroked my elated form. The subtle compliment of the quality of my pocket contents convinced me it was love at first sight. When you told me you were going to keep it and send me home you threw my tortured soul into a vortex of mixed emotions. On one hand you were going to hold on to my possession and I thoroughly enjoy picturing you experiencing the fruits of my labor. On the other hand, out encounter was over. I have never felt so alone. Every night I dream of where our next encounter could take us. You have my address.

found one of those slag fedora posts

Post ASMR, lads

not reading all that

You can kill me, but you can never kill my spirit and it will haunt you until the day you die.

opened an AMSR embed last week. it was some woman rubbing cream on the audio receivers. the sound was so awful i felt like screeching

icelad hurt my feelings again

Good morning man children

might cop

Don't mock the afflicted

thanks

*gently sucks on your clitty*

oops wrong thing

anyone wanna fuck?

me

want to build a computer rig directly into my cranium and connect it to a vr headset

All of men convicted of crimes during the Nuremberg trials should have been found not guilty.

llf

hopefully it will replace my reality and become my life from this moment forth

what do

whooo let the dogs out!??!

why do I not seek romantic relationships with girls? I've got at least 2 decently looking girls I could become closer friends with but I'm just not interested in it.

Is this just a way to deal with the possible rejection.

adventure quest

battleon.com/

youtube.com/watch?v=jPOXxF6GKqc

Post Aesthetic things

wonder what it feels like to have a gf who likes to grip your cock with her pussy muscles

*bites a chunk out of your achilles tendon*

why a 960? I thought 970 and 980s were similar price but better?

just let the 1080 soak in and snap up a black Friday sale desu

Mexican stupidity confirmed

llf

Was literally just wondering that myself desu

...

Death to antifa!!!

970 is 200 dollars more

She's good

wtf hahaha that's a joke

just wait for black friday imo

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>Be me
>Convo with the future GF on FB
>She invites me to trekking
>I ask her where where and if it's dangerous
>She says not really but she doesn't care either way. We all have to die of something right? lol
>And she adds "except rape"

hey
*ahem*
so tired.
so tired...

>Being that into Star Trek

I thought you said you were fucking off.

You haven't fulfilled this promise.

cupping my ballsack cos it feels nice

i feel like i'm being messed with

anyone else /normie by day degenerate by night/ here

Me on the left

really?
*cups your ballsack*
not bad at all

Why not try telling someone who cares?

Post feet

Rapists don't understand when they're not wanted

GET UP GET UP GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

literally not even a funny story, you are legit lisicki tier which is remarkable since it took years for lisicki to reach that tier

...

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Anyone going to be in London during February?

Found an interesting channel, lads...

youtube.com/channel/UCojhP_01gBmhoMzZONckfxA/videos

you first x

More like Nassim Douche

amirite?

>leaving the safest village in the safest country in the world

erm..no thanks. not going to risk getting murdered

...

Not clicking

...

clicked, and i don't feel any better for having done so

I NEED a bf

shant be entertaining the thought of opening this

just bounced the gfs head off the floor

>literally not even a funny story
Are you sure you got it? The humour comes from the contrast between her lolling when talking about death and being dead serious when talking about rape. Can you confirm that you got it and it still not funny? I promise I will never come to /brit/ if you do m8. But you have to be honest with me.

*posts a picture of you're mum*

feels strange to be told you have alcoholic liver disease. even if it is just reversible fatty buildup in the liver.

Fuck off Nassim

do you live in the melbourne area or the gold coast? ill be your bf if you let me live with you

It's not funny please fuck off

>youtube search "boy feet"
>sort by uploaded past week
hmm

haha wasnt gonna post my feet anyway

got a pretty good empire on rome total war
other roman factions declared war on me because they are jealous of my achivements so now doin the whole civil war thing. Got my veteran legion from gaul coming south to fuck shit up just like julius caesar

It could lead to anaemia. You should drink responsibly mato, not gonna lie.

shes telling you she's into rape play you loser

BRISBANE

whats a comfy song

>>>/twg/

Sorry you are bias. Waiting for the Australian to confirm.

don't know this board

perfect..

describe yourself x

feel like fingering my bum hole but i've never done that before

also i dont want pooey fingers so i'm not gonna

why would you want to live on the gold coast?

here's the scoop my man. you don't live on the gold coast, it's going to absolute shit and full of drugs and crime. either live in brisbane and commute down (45 minutes without traffic) or go to the sunshine coast which is infinitely nicer and less rat infested because it's run by bikies who know how to stay out of the public eye unlike the gold coast ones.

i think the culture shock alone would kill me

>I have a Japanese and British naval ensign in my room

my full blood test and liver function tests were all 100% fine though

youtube.com/watch?v=RZSIYhvKlTY

it's not funny m8 pack your rape kit and jog on

My entire Cred Forums folder is only just over 30gigs

:3

bf just faxed me this

>Choosing a remote town in the desert
Ah yes Norway

Why is the Algerian posting here instead of /fr/?

...

would run all over the rooftops like altair

why are people still responding to him

I'm never coming to this shitty general ever again

Only good towns are the French ones
Why would anyone go to Algeria over Tunisia or Morocco which both are much better

r8 me lids

Post buerettes

*kisses you*

Гoндoлa твн

close the door after you please xx

Why

Thats what I meant, theres a commuter train that connects Brisbane to Gold Coast. Also sunshine coast is a place in canada heh

and i thought gold coast had the best surfing thats why
oh its you

top or bottom?????????????????????

This Alan is quite possibly the most autistic fucking freak I have encountered on /brit/.

I'd rather suck Poleaboo's malfunctioning dick than read another of this cunt's made-up stories.

hahaha m8 at your height you can probably use the dog door hahahahaha

Jokes on you I'm from /fr/ haha

hard to make a proper assessment without seeing your penis

youtube.com/watch?v=C2yHESniocs
>north vs south
>becomes north vs london
getting some deja vu

tucking in and trying your hardest for good posture/10

Depends on my mood :3

british women are made for yank cock

coolum and mooloolaba have good surf too desu. gold coast is really just over populated in general and the surf is full of psycho cunts who will drop in on you and then bash you

do you expect me to watch the whole fucking 35 minute video bloody hell

it would be nice meeting a really qt gril and for like

everything to go smoothly and like

for her to develop into a gf who actually likes you a lot and who you also like a lot

i just finished watching it. it was well worth it

pirate scumbags

...

same

Ah yes, the piece of shit that got Tim Hunt the sack

twitter.com/connie_stlouis/status/690073544965881856

...

She only did that because he helped during the Falklands War.

*turns bass up*

youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4

awww yeaa this my jam

Post the ol' bum'ole

because he was a good goy and placed by pirates and ugly yankis DUH

thanks lads now I'll watch it

*watches it*

I agree that was a classic.

hope all this rampant homosexuality in this thread wont affect me

*hugs you*
*tugs your willy*

youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E

>post yfw this banger comes on in the club

iceland is already a gay country

...

Just copped this house in Lancashire. Only £1000 and it comes with an assortment of needles and a slightly soiled mattress. It's only 40 minutes walk away from the jobcentre AND it comes with a great view of the local scrapyard!

NO ERA PENAL

alri
> tfw nearing lmao3pl8 on squats

I used to have those plastic trays by the bed when I was little

this may as well be a "how banterous are your women" index.

australian girls are advanced banterers and say their bfs either have micrococks or megacocks, can't get a straight answer out of them because they don't take things like this very seriously.

canadian women are over-estimating their mens size because canadians are very autistic and don't know how to take a joke so they think people will judge them if they report that their bfs don't have big dicks.

Janny blew his LID

the mexican poster is currently posting without a head on his shoulders
can you believe that? that's absolutely mad! could say that's why his posts are so thoughtless, if i were to be a bit cheeky

Scheduled for demolition.

Waste of money, Ahmed.

genuinely despise queers

whole lot should be sterilized

even Bolivia is more relevant than your frozen shithole

Called the diversity police.

iceland actually seems pretty manly and rugged 2bh

Lads why are our adverts so shit

>Betting
>MONEYSUPERMARKET LMAO
>GO COMPARE LMAO
>PROSTATE CANCER LMAO

>sterilising
>the queers

Because only the over 50s see them. Legitimately have not seen an advertisement in over three months.

dumb irrelevant country frogposter

what adverts do u want senpai?

>caring about adverts

FOY

what percentage of Cred Forums gays do you think are openly gay?

50%
are we counting non brits?

if we are, i'm saying 75%

What else can I do when sports are on lads. It's inevitable to see this shit

Something better than this

do heteros pretending to be homos for the attention count?

This general is fucking terrible.

betting adverts are actually my favourite adverts desu

they're self satirical

idk is that even a thing? Why would someone want to be gay

desperate to connect with another person on an emotional level

for the attention

nice projection

what if they manage to connect with another male on an emotional level? Do they suddenly go from pretending to be gay to actually being gay?

hard to believe 2bh

fuck canada

...

More like cuck canada LMAO XDXDXD

a bit yeah
honestly don't know. wouldn't be surprised

this is more /cum/ than /brit/

wonder how much the tower penthouse costs

sadly

fuck off pirate

Milo's a twat, but sometimes I laugh my tits off when he goads society's cry babies

youtu.be/sYh7uq-hzhY

angry pirate

I'll make you more cum than man.

>20 minutes

come on now

He's still around? I thought his career was pretty much over.

are you a girl xDDD

DUDE FEMINISM LMAO

she wants a man from brum
in other words she wants a man from the slum

proper monsoon out, lads

...

Play it in the background. Basically middle-class feminist spackers getting rekt.

It's from earlier in the year.

Mow my fucking lawn.

:C

...

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473924486432.webm

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i have a confederate flag in my room

wow kot is amazing

DELETE THIS NWO

foy

Post no Gondolas

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473933190319.webm

I see more confederate flags than Canadian flags up north

hahahaha nazis putos

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so. tomorrow I have to drive to dublin. dublin, of all places.

You guys don't actually decorate your room. Mines a mess

gonna be a long drive that mate

Milo isn't even good at arguing

It's just I'M SOOOO LE GAY DARLING THEREFORE I'M IMMUNE TO YOUR ATTACKS XDDDDD DID I MENTION I LOVE BLACK COCKS AND I'M A CATHOLIC

would NOT want to live there
too close to the sea
the water would destroy the house the next abnormally high tide or storm.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473884261641.webm

got a dentists appointment in half an hour

might not show up

>the traffic around Dublin
DIRE

holy shit, that's creppy as fuck
he is a mossad asset anyway

delete this

> was going to go to the gym today
> ended up with a migraine
> post migraine weakness and hungover feel

IT'S OKAY IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO BE PRODUCTIVE YOU PIECE OF SHIT BODY

same

I wasn't surprised when he chickened out of debating Shapiro.

Women show no interest but according to gays I'm really good linking. What do? I'm not gay, but what do women want? Are they not interested in looks or are their tastes different to gays?

fuck a trap

you're a twink

NO EXCUSES
just got back form the gym myself
in Dublin, of all places.

Shapiro can heem any bent wasteman like Milo with ease

giving it the ol' college try
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473933294643.webm

doing a poo

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to powerfuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

desu i don't mind older guys fucking me but i wouldn't fuck someone older than i am

45 is a bit too old though, probably wouldn't go above 40

don't do it you filthy aids-spreading degenerate

>faggot posting anime
ah yes

this

Gay pirates jajaja

> just recovered from a migraine
> just grabbed some chocolate and a cup of coffee
god my body is going to FREAK

>Since the turn of the 21st century, LGBT rights have increasingly strengthened in support. Some discrimination protections had existed for LGBT people since 1999, but were extended to all areas under the Equality Act 2010. In 2000, Her Majesty's Armed Forces removed its ban on LGBT individuals serving openly. The age of consent was equalised, regardless of sexual orientation, in 2001 at 16 in England, Scotland, and Wales. The age of consent was lowered to 16 in Northern Ireland in 2009, previously it was 17 regardless of sexual orientation. Transgender people have had the right to change their legal gender since 2005. The same year, same-sex couples were granted the right to enter into a civil partnership, a similar legal structure to marriage, and also to adopt in England and Wales. Scotland later followed on adoption rights for same-sex couples in 2009, and Northern Ireland in 2013. Same-sex marriage was legalised in England, Wales and Scotland in 2014

i smoked weed pretty muhc every day for almost ten years then stopped for 2 months to pass a drugs test for a job. i got the job and now i started smoking again and every time i smoke a joint my heart races and i feel super anxious. what the fuck is going on? probably gonna quit entirely now, it is no fun anymore. looked forward to getting high again for so long and it's horrible every time

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474138178951.webm
down under feels

/brit/ posters you recognize
> thailad
> poleboo
> that one fucking yank

is everything you post retarded

thai chicANO

>not icelad

all me

who is the rightful king of the scots?

are you always bitter and hormonal?

>not recognizing me
;_;

song?

;_____;

me

""business"" ""idea"": excessive use of "quotation" "marks"

actually i hate it already never mind

>takes a semi-circular formation around the thread
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474253144617.webm

only when canacucks are clogging up the threads I'm browsing

>that one leaf who gets bullied every night

lol

all me

canuckistanian

>tfw I'm the one that always bullies leafs
Stay out of my thread

dumb pirate frogposter....

yea alright tough guy

Is this associated with any music?

Looks groovy man

Is there a problem, Pedro?

its from a videogame

dumb mexican emoticon poster....

Which one fucking Yank?

Lame

many problems

never getting involved with a British lass ever again desu lads

*grabs you by your ankles*
*starts spinning you around like an olympic hammer thrower*
*lets go, launching you out of /brit/*
heh heh, won't be seeing any more of him

Look at me when I'm talking to you

unless theyre a white londoner, brits are the trashiest people around

dumb pirate frogposter......................

>mfw he doesn't know how to reply to me

woah dude you sure are a hard guy

she was from Suffolk & yea they're dentally challenged demons

i love these dissinfo agents and their perfect performance
youtube.com/watch?v=sPa1wLvCovE

#NotAllCanadians
#IllPostWithYou

should i get back into pokemon lads?
literally havent touched or looked into any of the games at all since 09

Canada
US
Mexico

this is better than /cum/

#leafsnotwelcome
#outmythreadleaf

>irony

S&M is looking to be the best in the series if it turns out well.

pirata postea-ranas tonto

don't really understand animeposters

>mexican intellectual

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all our mexican intellectuals are (((particular))) people

>canadian flag
>anime
ahhh yes

the mexican is a communist... LOL

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>still doesn't (you) me
gonna run out of Pepe's soon, lad

>American flag
>impotent rage
ah yes

why am i so good at making British girls cum /brit/?