Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
Leo Thompson
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Jaxson Reed
Because we don't have kinder eggs you autistic aussie bastard.
Jordan Phillips
Easter?
Aaron Murphy
Easter the toad
John Russell
do you have the toad holding a kinder egg in his hands and chocolate around his mouth by any chance?
Matthew Fisher
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Carter Fisher
idk I mean
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
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>downright draconian gun laws
Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned in cuckfailia. Most people own shitty .22lr bolt action rifles or fuddshit double barrel shotguns.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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>video games are expensive as shit
Self-explanatory
>cannot carry anything for self-defense
Colton Perez
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis
Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.
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AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK
Dylan James
Will Trump bring easter to the USA?
Thomas Hernandez
Is this Groundhog Day? If I kill myself today, will I wake up and see this thread tomorrow?
David Nelson
>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper
Jeremiah Gutierrez
A celebration?
John James
I have never seen Autistralians get so fucking ethered in my life.
Cameron Hall
have mercy holy shit
Jason Wood
Pascua?
Wyatt Flores
If you really are the Easter guy, you would spam this board to kingdom come
Chase James
`>8 KB
Brayden Allen
>poo in the loos have bigger dicks
fucking lol
Logan Garcia
Mhmmm?
Lucas Thompson
>Those lips
SHIIIIEEEEETTTTTT
Lucas Price
Does anyone have the Napoleon pepe picture
Jayden Bennett
¿una celebración?
Dominic Morris
Hmm?
Anthony Anderson
God bless
Trying to Google memes is the worst experience
Connor Campbell
fuck everyone in this thread
Alexander Myers
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William Jenkins
too busy shitting and pissing out my fucking cunt hole
Andrew Ross
Mmm what a nice penis you have there.
Can I suck on it?