/brit/

nth for tomoko

looks like its /real memeshit hours/

looks like it's /fuckoffleaf/ hours

Who da fucc up?

can I help you mate?
what the fuck are you looking at.

who /thirsty/ here? Need a cold drink

need bf

woah did you get that off an epic rare pepè thread???
trade me all ur froges lol xDD

why is England ugly as shit & Northern Wales so GOAT bongs?

need a metal band gf

Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

>there are nothing but yanks, leafs, and degenerate traps in my threads
You are not welcome here

England is great looking
wales is just underpopulated and still has rainforests.

FOY

this deserves a (you)

>leaf banter

Woke up and can't go back to sleep so doing a post.

Anyway, my friend was telling me about something that some 19 year old qt he works with told him. She was saying that a lot of guys lost their virginity at these parties where you take turns on different girls in each room, I think the implication being that she was one of the girls.

Anyhow, I wanted to ask if that's actually a real thing because I'm honestly kind of shocked. I could understand if they were adult swingers or something and I can understand people having sex at house parties, but sex house parties? It seems too unusual for a bunch of 16/17 year olds and I wonder how that sort of thing is even arranged

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frogs

I've never heard of this. I think she's just trying to justify being a roastie sloot in school

>he wasn't invited to a house sex party
feel sorry for you mate

even the spackers in my school got invited to at least 2 or 3 of them

English lasses cum & squirt buckets when i stick my pp in their bums what do

use of dead memes seems to go up in the very early morning, why is that?
I imagine slovenly NEETs are the only ones who still think its 2012 and these are funny/topical to anyone outside of Facebook

Create a poll.

>this sad cunt obsessed with english women

Can't do any better mate? Ha ha.

"is it even in yet?"

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3
very canadian post

just saw this fresh meme on sa

>leaf trying to educate me on banter

business plan: start calling canadians eskimo aussies

>English lasses cum & squirt buckets when i stick my powerplay in their bums what do
What did he mean by this?

his onahole fantasies

>a mexican has better banter than a leaf
Canadians really are the worst posters

Yeah my only hope is that by party she means her and two friends got fucked by 5 different guys in one night, not an actual party. Regardless, it still makes me feel sad and uncomfortable and queasy for some reason.

The letter R, followed by many letter Es.

VR has taken an amazing leap forward

Lovely day today lads. Aussie weather is picking up finally. Got myself some beer gunna sit out on the deck and relax all afternoon. Please send goodday choons.

youtu.be/7EzQQZdSiIs

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I knew a girl who gave a bunch of lads from my highschool numbered tickets like you get at the fucking butchers or some shit and they all went in and had a go on her in turn. She was definitely an outlier though, and it was at some shitty music festival in Abersoch, called Wakestock,

youtube.com/watch?v=3TVfokLE15A

thailad are you british or thai?

youtu.be/k-6UvxAyGaY

I like you, Pedro. You are a friend of /brit/

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the choon youtube.com/watch?v=n3N_Lkgftc4

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>he wasn't invited to the sex parties in high school

I'm British

dumb frogposter...

No, you're a nonce and have no right to call yourself British anymore.

thai chicANO is despised here LOL

*passes you the joint while blowing smoke O's*

Is there anything worthwhile in/around Cardiff?

>smoke O's
>O's

Oh boy

he's gone native 2bqh

Just beat the missus to a bloody pulp

You seem confused

*swallows it*

waaaaaaaaaaah hahaha

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Liking it tbqh

This reminds me of Uni in Britain tbqh and I don't know why

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What do people ITT think of hostels?

i win haha x

nah

cheap decent housing if you want to travel
absolute giga-normie hives

This tho. Working holiday in Aus here and I won't touch the places. Plus the only Muslim terrorist attack in Aus ever as far as I know killed a British backpaki in an Aussie hostel and stabbed a bunch of other cunts.

my mate thailad just sent us this shot of him and the gf

do women exist in thailand?

Got no clothes on

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going to the mall lads x

pics PLEASE

>British backpaki
I fucking lol'd

lol beta muzzie probably got rejected

would smash her to bits

muslims should go back to their own countries.

me and the bf

i agree with this post

>Paris
>London
Which city is better?

that'd be like telling a cat to go live in its catbox

London, UK or London, Ontario?

west end of london is really comfy

paris is pretty shit, its mostly arabs. blacks and east asian tourists

this
if they want to live in a hardcore Muslim place so bad why don't they just go home? its not like there aren't wealthy Muslim countries as well for jobs

London, UK

irish should go back to their own country.

And yet tens of thousands of Brits are getting Irish passport due to Brexit as you press submit.

London by far then. I don't like it, but Paris is NOT what it used to be either. Paris is a literal shithole full of niggers and pakis. At least the mainy tourist locations in London are still okay. Would never live in either place, though.

youtu.be/JfkDzXuWhkk

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Why don't non-British people understand this basic etiquette?

youtu.be/syP34aW-r1k

done a poo

Every fucking day.

MOVE YOU CUNTS!

seen it work in my local airport, the busiest airport in the world

>quit smoking 3 months ago
>haven't had a single cig
>still coughing up shit

That shit was so bad for me I'm probably fucked for life now. May as well start again.

what the fuck has that got to do with anything?

catchy

>Using the metro in Paris or Montreal and they all just stand in place

At least Montreal doesn't have gypsies sleeping and pissing on the platforms.

Wow ATL is the busiest airport in the world?
Fucking HOW? WHY?

The chinese airports are INSANE. Never been to an airport like it before and figure it was because they have 1billion people and border a nation with another billion. How can a yank airport be the busiest? Whats special about Atlanta?

lung transplant

got it makes me so angry when people do shit like this
standing on an escalator to block the entire way
standing on a moving sidewalk
walking very slowly in a straight like across the path
driving slow in the fast lane.

I've started just not caring and shoving people to get past.

you've never been to the atlanta airport. fucking insane, and the place is massive as well. it is an important international airport for layovers, etc.
also nothing is special about atlanta. 54% niggers, don't come here

people in montreal follow the etiquette, the only ones that don't are uneducated youth

postulating a wank

its the main hub for domestic us flights

edit: also the delta airlines headquarters is here

trotskyists are based ahaha
youtube.com/watch?v=75Y43sVvTik

Layovers to WHERE? I'm guessing it's where Europeans stop when going to westcoast then?

The USA isn't that big in the grand scheme but has 4 of the top 10 airports by passenger number. That's mental. I thought LHR and HKG were bad I don't even wanna go to ATL or PEK.

>Living near Villa-Maria

Thinks makes sense.

>one lane road
>driving alone at speed
>one arrogant mum in a minivan turns in ahead of you
>decides to go EXACTLY the speed limit and not one kph over

need new shoes lads x

spooky thats the nearest station to me

Listenin to a bit of Cardiacs

Doing a thing

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just bought these loafers

lads the doc prescribed me a mild anti insomnia pill should i take it?
catch: it doesn't really seem to work and one of it's side treatments is for ED so instead I just get a boner after laying in bed for an hour or two.

the memes about mosley if he existed today would be legendary

Sorry

went to the dentist to find that he wasn't in today and they rescheduled my appointment for a few weeks from now

bit relieved haha x

wtf though

why not become mosley?

>Just found out one of my uni courses involves a bunch of group work including a 10 minute podcast

Kill me

I REALLY liked this meme

Arabs are walking memes

it's the only airport in the middle east

took a zero on an assignment worth 5% rather than message my class mates haha
is reviewbrah a cryptofacist?

delete this post mate

>Crypto

i'm 24 years old and i'm sat here shitposting with a bunch of teenagers and arrogant students

i hate you all and i'm going to kill myself

that guy makes videos, but i do not know his name

>its a wake up at 5 30am with wisdom tooth pain episode.

ah yes only 5 more weeks of pain to go.

Did they factor in the area of the World Trade Center?

He browses Cred Forums, not even kidding.

i'm 23 years old and i'm sitting here shitposting with a bunch of wanks

But that's ok because it's fun and I'm at work

makes me sick seeing people post about their first week of university

>have four teeth removed
>one day of pain, no painkillers needed

alri

>27
>first week of 2nd year of a 2 year program
y-you too

Do it you fucking scumbag

I used to post with the big kids when I was 12, not a single person had a clue haha

>took a zero on an assignment worth 5% rather than message my class mates haha

yeah its shitty it just adds an extra few hours to any kind of work cause some cunt refuses to answer his phone or texts
>is reviewbrah a cryptofacist?

100% a racist shitlord

now you're 13 and one of the pack

didn't know this pictured existed

>100% a racist shitlord

she looks like she's had enough sandwiches

*writing up book on runt glue*
*hear scratch at my feet*
*look down to find two fevered eyes staring at me from the darkness in the floor boards*
*a single finger emerges in want of food*
*shuffle foot over the opening and carry on*

mmm i thought he was a british......

I am a monument to all your sins

mmm i thought he was a donkey......

aussie scumbag

He may even post on /brit/

He commented on this video which a /brit/ poster made shortly after it was uploaded
youtube.com/watch?v=aXmIZrnP7W0

I certainly hope everyone here has just woke up to go to their jobs in the city.

why are you so obsessed with donkeys

icelad drew it

wow good lad

hello donkey brains

does he like velas?

I wake up in the middle of the night and already I find myself wanting to drink. I can only find peace in sleep and sometime drinking, but I can't do either of them easily. I hate having to think constantly and I wish it would just stop already.

:'(

si senor

really????

Taiwan looks so nice boys
hot but not too hot
developed but not too expensive
girls are qt without being rabid golddiggers like Thailand
great scenery, lots of mountains and outdoors plus big cities.
can't wait to go.
its like China if china wasn't overcrowded, oppressive and shit.

this shit again. no one finds it funny

I went to bed early and now I'm up early and bored with nothing to do.

oh well

stupid pirates...... you are the son of pirate....................i am the son of a donkey............................

wish this fucking taco bender would bugger off back to /lat/ or /cum/ or wherever he's illegally immigrated from

hahahahahahha

Better give the bottle a rest for a while.

Pirates are cool and everyone loves them.

>Taiwan looks so nice boys
>hot but not too hot
>developed but not too expensive
>girls are qt without being rabid golddiggers like Thailand
>great scenery, lots of mountains and outdoors plus big cities.
>can't wait to go.
>its like China if china wasn't overcrowded, oppressive and shit.

i howl everytime

idk why you get so assblasted about it

i can only assume it's because you have donkey brains

i immigrated from your mum

:(

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I haven't even started it yet. I don't think normies understand true despair...

like clockwork

next you'll find some autistic courage and will continue posting even more obnoxiously

it's a strange cycle

Today I will buy more jaffa cakes from lidl.

youtube.com/watch?v=cYYVATuLwCA

:D

edit: didn't mean to give you a (you), will be calling the janny tomorrow to get it refunded

bluepilled as fuck comment

JFs can't handle the banter

*pulls donkey boy's tail*

eeeeE - AWW

eeeEEE - AWWWW

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65119310
aptly autistic

una brain cell.................................

youtube.com/watch?v=7-kj7Iq695U

is this a tranny? i think it is but her videos are right-wing so she might not be

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he is ugly desu

true

making the mexi-donkey screech out of fear

>mexican "banter"

this isn't even canada-tier, it's worse

sad!

"she" is
you didn't pick up the "extra meat" joke?

might watch requiem for a dream tonight

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My cats

copped a #2 buzz and a smooth shave lads
did it meself ofc

haven't rocked the clean cut look in ages

Historic foreign born population

no

>#2 buzz and a smooth shave
ah yes, going for the serial killer look i see

here's mine. can you see him? he's camouflaging

desu I'm not really worried about that, I'm a pretty big guy and have been working out for a while so the most I can imagine is someone mouthing off

>I'm a pretty big guy and have been working out for a while so the most I can imagine is someone mouthing off

youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

yes

These kinds of things have to be very rare so I wouldn't worry about it. I've had one minor incident in 4 years.

However, just remember, there's racists in every country and you'll be the minority.

i have unironically killed someone before

the police investigation ruled it justifiable homicide and i never had charges brought against me

wow

>i have unironically killed someone before

eight
cheers for the (you), dickhead

>eight
gimmicks gone wild

the fuck, wheres my (you) lad

youtube.com/watch?v=ydHRESPjBxg
Was Jim Jones' pineal gland calcified or not?

Americans are basically white noise

>try a new face wash in the shower
>face immediately breaks out in hives
ah yes

story if youre not memeing us

feel sorry for people like this tbqh

dank tunes

youtu.be/WILyWmT2A-Q

i don't understand this song
atcq is from new york
they go on a road trip to california
one of them loses their wallet
and they only find out once they're back in new york?
seems HIGHLY implausible to me...

Lol

Just

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Lol

I sucked a niggers BBC, and when he came deep in my throat I literally did not stop sucking until he died

dr house hahaha

choone (tune)
youtube.com/watch?v=ogKrUOhr7pk

this man is one of the best dissinfos agents ever, because people really believe his lies, and give him money
youtube.com/watch?v=V6EJvX1lSfs

youtube.com/watch?v=vKOekWuzk3o

prime cruising music

haha

wish I could skin every canacuck in this thread and pin them up on my wall

Oh god it's like I'm having flashbacks. Music that makes you have serious nostalgic flashbacks is the best.

What's average Joe in London's perception of Tumblr? Over here it has a reputation for being extremely liberal (similar to how Cred Forums is considered the crazy/radical right). I know european politics and people are generally more liberal though, so does it seem more mainstream and in line with what average people think there? Canucks and aussies can answer too

99% of people would not have a fucking clue what you were talking about.

The average joe doesn't know what the fuck tumblr is

I guess it's just more controversial here. Or I might just be out of touch with reality. Probably a combination of the two.

bitter yank wants skins to make up for the bit he will never have

Imagine actually being british. wew.

ehrimmeh!

this song does it for me for certain reasons
youtube.com/watch?v=rfGA56ZWWWw

sorry cba to now it's a bit of a long story and i've got an exam tomorrow and that's on my mind much moreso

will save it for another thread

THREE

MORE

DAYS

TILL

RED

DWARF

SEASON

11

wish they could have let it die with dignity in the 90s desu

they're all so old
its going to be rubbish like every reboot coming years after the show ended.

I'm the opposite. I know it won't be what it used to be but I adore red dwarf, always have, and it's indirectly how I met my fiancee so it has a special place in my heart. Never been more excited for a re(re)boot in my life.

Season 8-9-10 were great and they were reboots.

who /dwarffortress/ here?

test

me
haven't been playing recently because I'm a bit bored of my current sprawling fort but I can't bear to retire it just yet.

kryten doesn't look like he's aged a day tbqh

remind me to take my pizza out of the oven in 10 minutes, won't you lads?

ta x

remember to take the pizza out of the oven in 10 minutes xox

*poos*

need a bf for hand holding and cuddles

great post

haha i asked polish girl what the best cards they sold were and she said there were blowjob cards and i was like sweet and she got all flustered

can it be me?

How could we hold hands and cuddle when we're so far from each other :(

he looks like a fat PS2 graphics covered in bio oil now
and he's too pink and not angular enough

I still don't get models or alternative models

spose robots get old too tbf

are you that good to where you can start with that map?

kudos to you if so

What happened to the FONTposter?

Literally no one cares expect sjws, nu males and university students

What are you trying to model?

I tutor differential equations amongst other things so I may be able to help

honestly its not that hard, all you do is block off the entrance ASAP and stay underground until your strong enough to open the gates.

that doesn't mean you can;t get stuck in a shit position, like a high aquifer, no water in the caves, zombie attack or poison cloud right away

PIZZA BRUCE GET THAT PIZZA OUT OF THE OVEN LAD

alri

post machines

cheers, already got it out a bit early though because my oven's a bit hot haha x

tumblr is like 90% porn (great for finding really niche stuff) the remaining 10% is personal blogs with like 1% of those being SJW oriented

Why does the Red Dwarf have a meteorite looking thing in the side of it anyway?

Have to go to an Army selection thing today lads

Might kill myself

so is the new red dwarf good

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no

Try and get some paki to kill you in the army, you'll be a hero

hope flatmate feels better now that he got a facebook post with 10 likes or something

oooh, that's gonna leave a mark

It always did didn't it? Mining company so I never really questioned it.

All I ever see is the sjw stuff but that's because I follow a lot of artists on twitter and they constantly retweet that shit.

They're also the most insecure people on the face of the Earth, every other tweet is about how they feel okay with themselves and they look fine and how their work isn't bad. Constantly fishing for compliments and telling everyone they're not depressed all day every day.

They're lucky they draw cute girls or really no one would give two shits about them.

Back in school

>It always did didn't it?
I think so, but I've just decided to question it.

What'd he post?

straya cunt

some urbandictionar definition about our town and his teenage years

i dunno i dont really post on facebook anymore

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Wankers the lot of you

Did you give him a (Like)?

let he who has never wanked cast the first stone m8

Well how far is lister into the future? 3million years? Probably got hit and Holly saved it before he went senile.

nah haha

lasted 2 minutes

discussing how to prevent the extinction of the white race on Cred Forums rn

Rorke

Yeah, could be a few things, it was never explained or even raised in the episodes so I was just curious.

Holly was a based character

>tfw not Autistic enough for Dwarf Fortress

Ill just have to stick with attempts to make a simpler version 'inspired' by DF like Rimworld.

morning lads. fuck off nonce.

>discussing
not doing anything

OHIO user-KUN

insensitive dickhead

its really not as bad as memes make it out to be.
its pretty simple and everything is labeled plus you can pause at any time

*kisses you*

youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

Action must have a discussion phase first or it's doomed to failure but realistically what can be done unless you become super wealthy and are able to influence government to go in the direction that you want it to go

Breakfast of champions

hi bindi

But there are small things that the individual can do like having children and raising them up right and getting involved in local politics to help keep your community nice

It's not much when looking at it as one person but if more and more people take this approach it will precipitate real change

Good post for a leaf

Hasn't she gotten fat?

no i haven't x

got the goods here boys

haha hey guys whats up

im bored lol

there are lots of things you can do on a small scale once you realize the power of your own will.

and I feel as if this "discussion" has gone on for a very long time.

what's your favorite ramen flavour?
Oriental never fails to disappoint for me.

I see the discussion manifesting with candidates like Trump (not trying to get into that discussion just citing an example)
People don't like immigration because it fractures communities and drives down the value of labor and the United States has always been pretty anti immigration on the whole but that's not the case with European countries today

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>what's your favorite ramen flavour?

Ahh yes living the runt life I see