/ausnz/ + /balt/

AAAAHAAAAAH

eh..

only baltic countries that have a monument in the USA for one of their presidents may post ITT

delet

Wait, wasn't Putin finno-ugric are they pulling strings behind the scene.

wtf

why are estonians working for putin

Actually, it's part of out super seekrit plan to replace all of the government of Russia with Estonians.

Don't tell anyone about this, ok?

ok ;)

Any DIY, handy /balt/s or /ausnz/s here?

Designing a desk to build, need a little advice though.

When putting the frame together and attaching the frame to the top part of the legs; will a simple butt joint be good enough? Cover the join surface with strong wood glue and then screw two screws through the end. Or would I be better off using something like a 'cam lock' to avoid drilling into end grain as much as possible?

There's a support I added that runs underneath the desk from the top, middle of one leg directly across to the other. I think it is essential to making the desk not topple if you lean/push on one side however, is it necessary? And if it is necessary, how will I join it to the legs seeing as the best place (I can find) for it to join is at the top, middle of the legs; a place where there'll be at least two other joints.

When attaching the 20mm tabletop to the frame is there any good way of going about it (that is preferably removal) without having screws showing on the tabletop? Glue would probably do the trick but it's not that removable.

Here's a picture that best shows most of the components, any help would be much appreciated.

1. Your cunt
2. In your opinion, do you dislike "new zealand"?

Ill start:
1. Flag
2. Yes

1.latvia
2.i love nz
glue and joints will suffice i reckon

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hot

Nice OC
I give you five meeme points

>i love nz

I love you Latvia you mean the world to me.

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interetestint tret

My professor is on a 30 minute rant trying to convince us that niggers are in fact not the dumbest race

Tell him that he's a cuck

opinion on blini????

thanks

no worries

you too

Who else /sick/? That autumn weather, I swear...

Burn down his house.

Haven't masturbated in a whole week tbqh famicoms.

Smart
youtu.be/oi3tXaTev6I

Show him facts. And then burn down his house.

Why

same

Well he's right. Technically. Abos are worse.

>but abos are niggers
Generally "niggers" refers to someone of african descent.

Because he's been sleeping around with ur mum hahah

Fuck off baltshit

Rusky is Jealous he got the short end of the gene stick

sasha i still love u

Putin himself is Finnic.

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THE HULKDOGE HAS ARRIVED

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weak estonian

You should strenghten your immune system. Have you tried talking a barefoot walk in your local swamp? Does wonders to your health.

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Enjoy sunshine, brother.

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Cuz I've been too busy xdddd

I almost came yesterday from just a fantasy

>brother.
fuck off baltshit

And then you wonder why you don't have any friends...

I don't need friends especial subhumans
All I need is reliable comrades

>estonians are secretly running russia

8d chess right infront of our eyes

Stop it, you're being of nazi.

We beat nazis once, we can beat them again

Are you saying you're going to kill yourself? That's horrible! Please don't do it.

During sleep hours for me desu. Good morning, lads.

t. meža byrvis

Coffee is mans best friend.

*red bull

Right now waiting for a finn to come and say no "ES" is better.

>mfw they banned selling energy drinks to minors here

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EUROPOS S!JUNGA

>ywn be a Chinese girl

fuck off baltshit

only an underage would care or even notice about it. MODS

They did that and banned simple beer to be sold in localstores have to go to governmental regulated stores to buy muh beer.
lel jonne is a very common name here.

They did this to prevent spreading of Jonne's like in Finland.

>NATO moves troops to Russians border
>Russia moves troops to NATO border
>US/Israel and Russia are hair lengths away from firing at eachother in Syria

nothing will happen

>Baltic will go extinct in your lifetime

>soon will be stationed in gotland to protect gotland from latvia and russia

I wonder for how long will gotland even hold anything, it's not like we have an army...

>>NATO moves troops to Russians border
We are NATO. Don't know about you but our troops have been here always.

The Baltic people are mine.

>Danes and Brits
>not NATO

>2% of GDP spending
Bravo eesti

Yes they are part of NATO just like we are. You can't say that NATO wasn't here before and now came here. You can say that other nations within NATO have stationed part of their armies here which isn't a new thing since they have had fighter planes here for 10 years.

How about 5.4 motherfucker?

5.4% of 200 kopecks is shit

How about feed your people and build your country not invade other countries bydlo manlet

Hey this has been on my mind lately and I'm wondering did your daddy teach you not to be ashamed of your dick?

66 400 000 000$ it's not shit
youtube.com/watch?v=WftXSUNu4DI

hmmmmmmmmm?

"Ja nebūs darba, braukšu uz Sīriju nomirt!" Inteliģentais bēglis Mahmuds nobažījies par savu likteni Latvijā

The entire Russian army can be defeated by one goat

just found out my best friend (aboriginal from australia) got dumped by his latvian gf
how can i help him?

tell him to not be auustralian

Take him out and show him the Latvian nightlife

>Latvian nightlife

youtube.com/watch?v=2B-3xMFqaDU

Remind him not to sniff petrol and think about his culture.

Take him out and show him Australian wildlife.

>maybe he'll get bit by a poisonous snake

Do you fight near Grilli like Finns?

Sleep tight

what a shit general go fuck yourselves

good post
bad post
thanks

Night man

and your thoughts?

free availability of porn + generous unemployment benefits = numale beta neet generation

thanks babe

Literally me

to: /balt/ + /ausnz/

love from: me

t. me

thanks (from behalf of the baltic community)

t. king of baltic

The Krinklic people are mine

Who hyped for cossacks 3 releasing in a few hours here?

thanks

Holy fuck, my Mum is fucking toxic; there's no other word for it

How viable is self studying to become employable in Web Development by February 2017?

I'm ready to put my big boy pants on and leave this shit hole.

Why toxic

Isis čalim vārds ir Mārtiņš Grīnbergs
vēlu veiksmi hoho

Can't wait for my fap once I get back home lads

Just constantly negative. She is literally never happy, upbeat or anywhere even close to those.

She is never not complaining about something, upset about something, pissed off at something. I know this is true for most Mums but she takes it to a whole new level.

If you ever want to do something that doesn't suit her perfect image of what she needs you to be doing she will do everything in her power to make sure it doesn't happen.

She's just a toxic, manipulative, pathologically lying, OCD, asshole. That's the best way I could sum it up

seems like she needs sex

Dude respect your mum she gave birth to you and really loves you!!

And my thoughts?

Don't care for them

The RTS meme is long dead

I feel like I've read this before.

Now that I have your attention.
An Estonian told me a little while ago that a lot of Russians are actually kind of pussies. Is there any truth to that, or was he just internet toughguying it?

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well, they kind of are, you see most of the Russian here are manlets and most of the Estonians are pretty tall so we take them as pussys by nature.

Just drank some refrigerated water

tfw no muscular flat faced russian bull to fuck my gf

life is suffering

>thinking to myself
*why did he do this?*

t.hanks

for some reason the sentence refrigerated water makes me angry

The guy I spoke to reckoned that they were fairly easily beaten if they attack you or start fights though. What do you think regarding that?
Why does it bother you?

if you catch a russian when hes alone, yes

but they usually move in packs of 10, so they feel brave

Didn't wake up before 13 again.

I assume you're an adult and a NEET?
Then fuck right off with your complaints about mum not treating you well enough.

blow weed smoke in her face lmao

Honestly, the gym I go to is mostly frequented by really ripped Russians

On average Lithuanians might be taller, but Russians are more broad shouldered and muscled I believe

kek Wilno

>t. Ivan

She's just mad that I haven't thrown a length in her yet this week. Tell her I'll be around on thursday.

Only city that's not dying m8 ^-^

Have fun with your 80yo babushka ghost town ;))

Nope
I'm from some other EU country and just came here for studies actually. Won't tell you where tho :^)

You're Spanish

>Spanish
>Not a NEET
Doesn't work that way.

Might honestly be the case
>gave birth to you
yes, she gets many thanks for that
>really loves you
no one who really loves you is this consistently a cunt to you
Probably have, /balt/ + /ausnz/ usually cheers me up or shows me a different perspective on things
Not NEET, was studying up until 2 months ago but still working now; not making enough to move out with though (obviously)

Her being nasty has been a continuing theme ever since I can remember. It became particularly bad when she found weed in my bag when I was like 16. Despite apologizing, trying to build trust and everything back up she still treats me with less trust than some stranger on the street
She'd probably ring the police, get me arrested, thrown into rehab and then she'd have yet ANOTHER reason to being so chronically upset and negative. And she'd book a doctors app because she thinks she has cancer from the smoke, make the doctor prescribe her antibiotics and then stop taking the course once she feels better; saving them for when she ever starts to feel sick again

Yes, she actually does that last bit

fuck your mum, this is the woman who gave birth to you, you need to take care of her

Fuck you need to either start saving quicksmart or get a small loan for a bond and some stuff for your own place.

she is your mum dude, just look past her quirks.

get a better job? are apts really expensive where u live or what?

Tell her about Latvian tram system and Riga's zoo

Zoo?

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> (You)
>Only city that's not dying m8 ^-^
>Have fun with your 80yo babushka ghost town ;))
I would rather like to be in a city where I don't need to know Russian to communicate to some of the people KEK

Not the guy you replied to, but I'm guessing it's more the job than the cost of renting. Unless you're working a fulltime job or casual with fulltime hours then it can be tough saving up the money for a bond and everything else you'd need.

Why the fuck would you want to communicate with people, especially russians anyway. C'mon senpai.

(Vilnius and Klaipėda are the only acceptable cities to live in desu)

Why? Is rural life really shit in Lithuania?

it's Russian tier desu

ok give me some arguments I'm interested to hear why those two particular cities are better than for example Kaunas

Life is shit everywhere in Lithuania
You just have the choice to either live in a city with some pretty architecture and a lot of young people or a dying city that was built in Soviet times to house some power plant workers or some shit

Will Kaunas ever recover?

My idea is just to put my head down and try teach myself as much Web Dev as I can. Get a CERT IV in first 6 months of next year and the a Diploma in the seconds 6 months. And then hopefully be employable and out of here.

CERT IV can't be put on HEX/HELP debt though so it will cost me roughly 4k out of pocket. And then the Diploma can be put on HEX/HELP, no idea why that works that way.
I can looks past quirks, but man, it gets to a breaking point
Live in Perth. Cost of living is high, full-time jobs are almost impossible to come by even if you did really well in highschool and pretty well in the semester of Uni you completed. Pretty close to what has said as well
Last time I heard her talk about /balt/ she said you were eastern europeans and the sentence had a, "uhhh yuck" in it

>why do you want to communicate with Russians
>Vilnius

>Kaunas
I knew it

I'm actually from some other city not Kaunas

hol up
*smacks lip*
so u be sayin kaunas iz bad nd shiets?

What are you currently doing for work and what basis are you employed on (ie. full time, casual, etc) and what do you get paid?

>Laikinoji sostinė

shut up, cuck

>No arguments
pffffffff
check mate people

>Wilno art

*does a krink*

haha thanks

It almost looks like a heart if you think about it
They just need to paint it red

Can you get guided tours in that city?
>Look to right, see graffiti pipe

>Kaunas
Probably the most irrelevant city in Lithuanian history.

Stack shelves at a supermarket, employed casually. It's an IGA so it's family owned and they won't employ anyone part-time and only one supervisor is employed full-time.

I get about $18/hour but only get one four hour shift per week.

I've been looking for work, but no one is hiring in my area; except McDonalds or Hungry Jacks which i'm not interested in going back to, being my first job I ever worked.

>hitchhiked some old woman
>keeps talking to me
>takes out phone and starts showing it to me
>while driving
panic

what the fuck is hungry jacks

and who the fuck are you

>oh look I'm retarded

>Oh look I'm from Kowno

t.me
ko to?

Really makes you want to transport volatile substances in metal pipes trough out the city and think it's safe.

>calls Kaunas "Kowno"
>"why yes I am 100% lithuanian, not lizard-slav at all"

well it is infinitely better than being retarded like you

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>Kowno

He's right though. The worst people I have ever met in my life were from Kaunas. For example my philosophy teacher. I have nightmares of him to this day

Please just stay in your containment city and be grumpy pieces of shit among yourselves and don't polute superior cities with you presence

What's up with Latvians always being the most susceptible to shit like this and anime

>BBD
Hmm

I just fapped for the first time in 4 days lads, thought it would be some mind blowing experience, but it was pretty fucking lame to be honest

eik nahui lenkas

Look at you. Aren't you just special

But if you can't find work elsewhere you might quickly run out of options if you need the money.
Australian branch of Burger King.

>implying I live there
I did live there for a few years, and the first thing I saw as the bus I was on entered the city a huge billboard "Ir Kaune galima gyventi...". Whoever conceived that campaign must've been a special kind of stupid.

>eik nahui
Kaunas everyone

They're Russians

>actually I'm not even from Kaunas
but I hate when Wilno lenkai talks shit about true Lithuanian cities

>us Vilnius people are so sophisticated
Retard

>Retard
Kaunas everyone

Guys guys
What do I text about with the cute spanish Erasmus student from my university?

I never knew that Ukraine has a Hungarian minority, did you?

About how Franco improved Spain, and what great loss his death was. Gets 'em wet every time.

>Kaunas everyone
Wilno, everyone

>Kaunas resident copies someone from Vilnius
Kaunas everyone

Cities war when?

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Petite Kaunas girls get regularly abused and prostituted once they come to Vilnius for studies, since their poor Kaunas parents can't even affod to buy them food and accommodation

Their rates are the lowest in the city. Love when country eggs come to the capital and can't deal with the standart of living here

What was his name?

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Briedis

>The best school is in VIlnius
>Highest rated Uni is also in Vilnius
Really makes you think

>a Latvian surname

>:^D

Nice try poland.

Putin is vepsian, only retards can think that he is russian.

huh?

Isn't putin a french name though?

What, did you think I was bullshitting you? Tbh I enjoyed living there, even though I've gotten into fights with bydlo twice, and haven't had any problems in any other city. But those were different times.
A little while ago I was visiting friends there. I and a buddy of mine we're coming home from a bar at like 3AM, and he's been telling me how Kaunas has changed. We see someone having a smoke, and my friend goes "look, I'll prove it to you", and asks loudly, in the direction of the smoker "have you had any problems in Kaunas?". All we see is the little red dot getting tossed, and hear someone running away.

how much of that success can be accredited to wilno itself, though?

LMAO

Elnias

>Kaunas has changed
They finally fixed their roads lmao

too good to be true

>Vilnius' roads are better
They're equally garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=KNHbKnDOazo
Really made me think

I wish he'd OD on heroin already or something.

>I hope he dies
Kaunas everyone

>Selas
Pyderas

>i suck dick purely for fun
Lithuanians everybody

Yeah, the plan is to just try get by as best as I can until next year, which I think I have enough $$ to do so. If I get accepted to the CERT IV/Diploma I'll be able to claim a Youth Allowance of like $250/fortnight while I'm studying. And if all goes well finding a good job with a CERT IV + Diploma in Web Development shouldn't be too difficult

Go suck some nigger dick, "progressive" Vilnius faggots

mfw when Marijampolė is the best city

hey, lads. Do you feel the crisis? I see euro became cheaper in cmparison with dollar.

>he unironically links selas video.
LMAOING @ your life, you degenerate fuck. Whats next, you gonna tell me you "enjoy" his "music"? LOL

HAHA, get the fuck out of here you loser, kek

>Cлaвьcя, Coвeтcкaя Лaтвия нaшa,
>Яpкo в coзвeздии pecпyблик cияй!
l*tvians, everybody

youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3o8d8j688
>fucking degenerates
>Fills the whole arena
Kaunas everyone

wow rude

wow why do you hate Zhmudzins from Kaunas, I think they're qt XDD

>today, in Bizarro universe...

Best cities in Lithuania are small. Like Kėdainiai, Jonava, Vilkaviškis, Prienai. They're pretty comfy.

>$18/hour
gosh, I suck cheaper XDD

>faggots

Vilnius everyone

>"poeple" who listen to Selas
There's plenty of retards in Lithuania, m8

villages*

Bit too much bigotry ITT for my liking

How to be Lithuanian 101
>Youre a polish city!
>Youre a russian!
>Im going to kill myself!

kys, subhuman

Hmmm

see? Euro used to be 80 rubles. And it's 70 now while dollar is the same. So do you feel the crisis and lack of monies, my poor eastern euro neighbour?

only the first memeplication is actually viable
scatvians are the ones always crying about russians and threatening to off themselves

Trust me, there are no other way to deal with Selasbots.... they are the lowest of the lows:

1. Productive members of society
2. Somewhat lazy people
3. Weird Personas
4. "NEET"
5. Real neets (most of us are here)
6. Degeneratus

POWER GAP

99. Bydlo, forsai, SelasBots, etc.

>people go to a concert to have fun
>fucking degenerates
Kaunas everyone

I think I want a bf from Kaunas. That's more exotic than Polish Wilno.

>t. gėjus lenkas

nah
Cheap fuel is great. How are you holding up? :^)

Living in a small town is ok and due to size of Lithuania you can get to bigger cities fairly quickly. To bad most of jobs are in Vilnius, which is filled by gays, poles, russians, italians and niggers. Only been to Kaunas once, can't say anything.

>Selas concert
>have fun
Vilnius inhabitants sure are stupid

Most jobs are in the three largest cities. I don't know how other cities are getting by

Don't you feel influence of Russian crisis and Bretfix? Not trying to bait but my friend from UK the crisis hit entire Europe not just Russia...

are you that normie living in the village right now?

>People are clearly having fun
>Kaunas resident:
>Selas concert
>Have fun
>tfw Kaunas residents forgot what happiness is

Literally what crisis? I guess people who exported to Russia got burnt, but that was like two years ago.

literally nothing has changed

No. I move around.

What crisis?

>who exported to Russia got burnt
Didn't this influence on your ecnmy?

We get fucked hard by 2009 economic crisis and banks, right now i don't feel any crysis.

spent last money on cat's food. My poor kitty will die starving when I'll leave for zarabotky. ;---------;

It probably did, to an extent. But they either find other ways to export it, new markets perhaps. Also, we export to EU more these days.

Can I see your pussy

Hope you lying.

Also, we had reports that Lithuanian production that got embargo is still being sold in Russia, illegally, I suppose. Are you getting kekked by Belarusians?

I already posted my cat (if you're talking about my cat ofc).

idk, market near my house is almost empty and I barely buy any products. didn't pay attention. but many products like my favourite stinky cheese dissapeared after reverse-sanctins. I was shocked when this happened.

Dont bathe for a month and start pruducing your own stinky cheese.

>I was shocked
It's fucking embargo, how much do imported ones cost there, can't you produce your own stinky (dick) cheese?

latbro go online and lets play

THEY TOOK AWAY MY STINLY CHEESE THEY TOOK THE ONLY GOOD THING I HAD IN RUSSIA BESIDES MY KITTIES
!!!
wtf I'm leaving this country now

>can't you produce your own stinky (dick) cheese?
are you autisitc or just retarded?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA KURWA

>what is a joke

Lietuvos Respublika? Surely you mean Литoвcкaя oблacть?

Why would anyone even eat that

I actually meant your vagina

> Not Gubernia wileńska
> guberntor Valdemar Tomasevsky

It would be Waldemar I think, they pronounce w like the Germans

> Implying that they are real Poles

why is this allowed?

SHOTS FIRED

What specifically?

He probably means people having fun and you know, a life

I'd fuck the dyed blonde behind the fattie

what the fuck is wrong with this guy's legs?

it's an strayan tourist

the circus in town?

>latbro

absolutly average brown roastle, nothing to see there.

I'd fuck the guy on the left.

Listen I want to fap so you can either help me out right now or be a bitch that somehow ended up in the wrong general

I had something very DÄNK to tell you all but I don't remember it anymore. :/

Something something time something something Estonian

i put something DÄNK in ur mum last night xd

Lith bf posted his pics again

Literally me
Now give us that Russian puss

Why do girls have to be such uselss whores?

I asked a Lithuanian bro to post his balls in /balt/ once, and he did it, and they looked fucking hot

Ask something like this of a girl and she won't do shit

I fucking hate women

Dunno, normally it's a good sign when a girl does not act like a complete whore.

why would you want to see other mans balls?
that is gay

>unironically being homophobic

so you are trying to say that you are gay?

I'm bi, but I don't see how that pertains to the topic at hand

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>high heels and jeans

That's like wearing socks and sandals, this woman is a subhuman.

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Now that you mention it, it actually does look retarded
You've changed my life

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>Americans
>white

> unironically defending degeneracy

Whats with the black bow tie things everyones wearing?

I bet you didn't think I'd do it. I rarely pass on a chance to show my smooth balls.

my

baby

shot
me

DOWN

serious question

why do you blame porn and vidya for all your problems

you do realize if you took it away you wouldn't magically turn into 'alpha' or whatever you call a successful person

and no its not an evil ploy by the jews

it's all way more mundane

you life isn't an action movie

I browsed Cred Forums again and my brain hurts, send Bauskas Alus and Kārums

why do I keep doing this to myself

pic kind of unrelated

Because it's easier to blame others than to improve yourself

SHUT UP I WANT TO BE UNHAPPY

Who browses Cred Forums for self improvement? Redditors?

>want to finally go talk to that girl I find hot at my university
>she's in a group with 4 friends
well then

Are you stronger than them?

I did not seek self improvement, it's just that those threads keep popping up like mushrooms after monsoon

all I wanted to do was to read some burgers tearing themselves apart over presidential candidates

ehh what did I expect

I could kick the ass of every single one if I supported violence against the weaker sex

Is she a part of your class(group)? Do you share any hobbies, classes? Where do you see her basically

She's in the same degree program as me, just one year below me (?). As in I'm a second year student she's in her first year. I sometimes see her near the cafeteria or just in random places at the uni

>mfw there are no girls in the subject I'm studying
and yes it's IT field

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