Dutch hate thread

Let's get a Dutch hate thread going

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Yeah fuck the dutch, like why they are so tall and shit? what's up with that eh?

of course!
Dutch men are so huge that they need to use three hands to fap lmao

Good luck with that, m7!

>be dutch
>drown

Chill mate. Dutch are goods.

>year is 2100
>be dutch
>?????

I like that their foamy beers can fit my hand.

Talk shit get hit

kek. I can never tell when these meltdowns are genuine or not. However, I choose to believe they are for lols.

Their food industry is absolutely awful.
Never tip.

Sweet jesus.

I like poffertjes, but now that we have them the Dutch can fuck off home.

The best part is that even though the post is butthurt as fuck his bantz is amazing
>maybe he can dive in the fucking pool when you're done cleaning it out you fucking spic

Literally gave Pakistan nuke blueprints for free

historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a1074khansecrets

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I can't hate them, they are so gay
:3

fuck off cunt.

Belgians are better than the Dutch and the Frogs.

Belgium should take over both countries and force French and Dutch citizens into slavery.

b-but I love dutch people and the Netherlands.

I would succ Dutch cock...

my post

but belgians are dutch and french

t. Frank Wong Ping

DELETE THIS

what are dutchies anyways? shittier version of germans?

better versions of white belgians

>OP

Germans are Turks.

b-b-bakkaa >//<
awww
hehe

that girl is suppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeer cuuuutee by the way!! she is a real kjoetie :3
>tfw no scene/emo gf
How does one obtain one of these?

Best country on the mainland tbqh

>sister is marrying a tall dutch guy
>her kids will be noticeably taller than mine

autist

We came to australia
We saw australia
And we left australia

Great britain came to australia
Great britain saw australia
Great britain deported their criminals in australia

:3

dat is meneer autist voor jou, schattigboutje

you ruin south east asia

Do dutch men have big cocks to be on level with how tall they are?

Good thread.

How do you know when you're flying over Holland?
used toilet paper is drying on racks


How do you recognize a Dutch ship?
There are no seagulls flying behind it.


>Things that ever happened
>A Dutchman buying you a beer

Yes, we do

P-proof?

I don't get it

and bulgarians are turk and slav

just come on over :3 ;)

Germans in pocket format

Belgian Cocks are Bigger (tm)

>be dutch
>spill glass of water
>drown

>be dutch
>get SPAIN'D

ok lgtss

>drink this
>go to the toilet
>one drop misses the urinal
>amsterdam vanishes

posting a classic

>this from the country that produced wifebeater: the beer

Nederland mentioned! We relevant!

>barman: yo how u want ur beer senpai
>dutchman: really small and foamy please
>barman: shake my damn head my man

>I like that their foamy beers can fit my hand.

The meme is true btw. They have a Dutch oranje bar now in Gent. Fuckers bring their own glasses, instead of 33cl beer you get 20cl beer and the rest is foam. They charge you the same though, even more than the average price (for a real 33cl beer in Gent).

I have a feeling their business won't last very long.

KEKEKEKEKEE SOOO FUNNNYYYYY!!!

DELETE THIS
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The Brazilians bought it, they can keep it.

When I was in Moscow I bought a 1L can of Stella Artois. It didn't taste the same like at home, tasted as bland as most Russian brands of pilsner beers (in plastic bottles).

swamp germans lmoa

Eerst plof!

Do Germans and Dutch understand each other?

rawr xoxo

youtube.com/watch?v=QJ882QYzr-M

Nee.

Only if you're aware of the differences between German and Dutch.
But most Dutch people got German in school so they can speak shitty 3/10 improvised German.

ja

dutch can also read swedish (or atleast i can)

clog wogs BTFO

Deutsch hate thread?

>But most Dutch people got German in school
lolno

I did HAVO and French and German was obligatory for the entire school.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1Y4hHCszc

>be dirty, subhuman fr*g
>unironically believe karl der große was french

Even vmbo schools get german for two years...
Exactly!

Cause there was realy something to ruin in south east asia besides you stick shelters

I forgot it the day i left school 2bh
Never used it.

>be australian
>get japed

Hill niggers lmao

Neither France nor Germany did exist back them.

Karel de Grote was een Belg, geboren in Herstal.

belgium barely exists today

ouch...

Belgium is the name of the land.

>KEEP FILLING UP THE SOUTHERN STATES OF THE USA, YOU ARE ALREADY FILLING UP THE SOUTH OF YOUR FRIENDS ASS YOU FUCKING GAY SPIC BEANER
Holy shit how have I missed that before

REALLY

SMALL

FOAMY

combo breaker

ENGLISHMEN

BEERS

>cry because of hurtful comments
>drown
;_;

>Belgians in charge of anything
They can't even govern their own fucking country

WIJ
WAREN
FRANKEN

>the men are effeminate faggots
>the women have horse faces
>overcrowded, no nature left
>ugly language
worst country in the world.

t. Mehmet de mof

>coming from Germany

Enjoy your 2 million rapefugees lad

b-but they're your germanic brothers, they're in fact the most germanic people on the planet

I mean, I'm glad to be a proud celto-germanic, but you, of all people, they were your butt-buddies for over a century, they closed the border for us during WW I and gave asylum to your failed emperor.

Can anyone name anything we as humanity should be thankful for to the Dutch? Because I mean I fucking can't no matter how I try to b honest.
They are pretty much like nothing but a sneaky tax cheat of a country nowadays and their culture seems even more barbaric and colourless than Germany's.

By the way fuck Dutch learn to swim or start making boats for survival already fucking arrogant ugly stoned golems :DDDD

The Dutch have to be the least important country in Western Europe

>be Dutch
>get SPAIN'D

they didn't even have good colonies. At least the French held parts of Canada and a big chunk of America for a while.

weed? no wait... erhm.. they do have good quality bicycle brands

>the men are effeminate faggots

This meme sucks man.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

Happy reading senpai

And you've become fat retards

are you feminine/gay?

>be Spain
>get DUTCH'D during the 80 years war
>get DUTCH'D 400 years later

kek

Fuck no

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries
Go educate yourself fat cunt

""""Dutch"""" are Deutsche wannabes, they even stole the name but changed the spelling

Killing a dutch person is no different than stepping on a cockroach. Srsly nuke Amsterdam when? They are some of the most degenerate faggots on the planet.

Hurts to read.

Fuck off, British teacher, they're French.

>nuke the place filled with Amerifat tourists

ok

Oh you got me with that classic brexit meme! Absolutely mental!

It's funny how the french part of belgium is a muslim filled shithole, kinda makes you think..

I cant take all this hate, its too much for me....

So, New Netherland (including towns like current New York), the Brazlian coast, Taiwan, South-Africa, Sri Lanka and Indonesia aren't important. O-OK...

I told him to post a stupid response and he actually did it

There is literally no reason to be upset, we're still top tier. I honestly believe that the Netherlands is one of the best countries in the world to live in, probably tied with Scandinavia/Germany/Switzerland/Canada.

Succes breeds jealousy mijn vriend

Your life.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannis_de_Rijke

>9 times more likely to be in prison
wtf mang

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Why are ye all so lanky?
Neuken in de keuken.

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dit is echt kankercringewaardig oetz

Leuvense trots joh

But we're absolutely based though.