/asean/

Better pict

they haven't done selfie before hostage crisis talks in Hong Kong though

>tongue hive mind intensifies

It is happening in Bandar Seri Begawan

>1:50:00
>kid be like
"Rugby, singhot singhot! Lipad lipad!"

Kek

Why does this general have so many females?

everyone here are girls, it's just the way it is

some self hating dipshit deleted my thread

fuck you

is it /pinoy/?

post those fb screen grabs of qt Moro girls with ISIS flags as their cover photos

Because just because.

mods = sons of whores

>females

dam dam

...

close those legs, you slut

youtube.com/watch?v=7VlNXtccG8k

give me an anime to watch

no moeshit allowed though

Handa-kun

Kinmoza

Bocu no Pico

This is like my favourite anime.

explosion!

Rem Zero

youtube.com/watch?v=jKkDsq60luA

I've been actually thinking what would happen if they would actually make an actual anime, with moving, talking, interacting characters as well as the story. If it's gonna happen, I honestly would like to instruct the dialogue or voicing part, and probably a bit of the story. I must say that this is like a really good Filipino AMV, but far from what a real quality anime would be. They even used a Japanese song (Naruto OP), it should be a Filipino song.

If you don't mind mecha
Majestic Prince
Fafner

>Flipland
>Malaysia
Explain this

The adventure of Jimmy Neutron

I prefer slice of life

I've recently watched Flying Witch.

>malaysia
>malay

>Brunei
>Bornean

Am i gay?

No
Just telling you guys. Officemates thinks im gay

i've read that Nguyen in now in the top 10 for Australian surnames

Yes

same

because last names/surnames/heredity titles isnt widely used among malays it normally goes like "Son's name bin Father's name" (Abdul Aziz bin Abdul Manaan) bin or binti means "son of / daughter of" basically

Stop using words such as "Char" "Kaloka" and "Bongga"

>Officemates thinks im gay
maybe bcause you're single?

Didn't know Sri Lanka is koreaboo.

t. Wang Chen Tan

Anglophones, are you even trying?

t. Kim Corea

t. Garcia Manuel Tan

Because we can.

t.Se Tan

t. Shai Tan

t. Cantu Tan

Jangan cabarkan hak aku la!

t. Lawal Rakotomalala

t. Ba Kila

t. Mohamed Ahmad

>tfw I've only met a Tan once in my life

t. Fernandez Florez Chen

Where were you living? Almost in every school I go to, there's always someone with the surname "Tan", whether it'd be Luzon or Mindanao. They all don't look chink tho.

Pegi belah lah!

>cabar"kan"
>not "Mencabar"
Nice imbuhan Shai Tan which chinese teacher taught you bahasa?

t. Abdul jakul salsalan

Tan ina mo!

Edi wow

Kwento mo sa lolo

>go
went*

>/pinoy/ pruned in an instant
ayy lmao. it's only here in Cred Forums that they have power over someone else and they're also pathetically doing it for

FREE
R
E
E

Ye

Lad I'm talking about the cunts that actually post pictures I don't frequent this thread but you austists do have vagaroos

That's a really rare pepe
His name is Cikgu Google Translate

t. Smith Rodriguez Tan

>British medical journal listed down some non-diseases that patients ask doctors the list includes:
>work, big ears, baldness, ugliness, allergy to the twenty-first century, penis envy,hairy nipples and addiction to crisps

because you talk about current events there, you can only do that in Cred Forums maybe that's why it's getting pruned

I kinda wanted /pinoy/ too, but I guess the mod didn't want us to separate

t. Junmar Smith

t. Kumar Wang

t. Kumar Tan

t. Kim Tan

t. Wang Smith

t. Wang Chen

>Sri Lanka
>most common surname: Corea

t.iti

t. im rlly Tan

Lads, stop raping the t. meme

>Kinalawman
>Lusa
>Garcia
>Patola
>Sebastian
>Tiway-tiway
>Opaw
Guess where, and these people aren't even poor.

congratulations user

Maybe Tamil Tigers watch Winter Sonata too.

Phillipines humor strike again.

t. Lim Subramaniam Abdullah

t. Chen Nguyen

Stop the t. rape lads, I'm not even going to give you guys any (You)s.

t. Hans Alberich Saxe-Coburg Lotha Nguyen

t. Slut

t. Dao Ming Si

There's a Chinese community here and they don't even speak Mandarin.

>Tiway-tiway
>Opaw
>Kinalawman
Is that somewhere in Visayas?

Tagalog surnames are like:
>Makabaga
>Ligaya
>Kuyo
>Maga
>Apoyo
>Garato
>Sandako
etc etc

>(some chinese surname)
>(more than 50% has spanish surname)
>less than 10% has Japanese or Arabic surname

>SoL
>not moeshit
Define your moeshit, Cred Forums's or normalfag's moeshit is in fact SoL.

t. Gang

my favourite series are stuff like Bartender and Sakamichi no Apollon

>Is that somewhere in Visayas?
Correct.

Since you got the correct answer, I'll include funny surnames: Pesut, Mangko, Palobot

>those fujobait anime
Free, Handa-kun, and that anime which is made by doraemon's mangaka but I forgot the name.

Tagalog surnames: Dimaguiba (impenetrable), Dimasalang (untouchable), Guinto (gold), Macaraeg, Matapang (brave), Masipag (industrious), Lumaban (fought/battled), Pulumbarit

>be Saudi pilot in Singapore
>press SOS button
>get stormed by STAR

>be Saudi pilot in the UK
>press SOS button
>get stormed by 22 SAS

>be Saudi pilot in America
>press SOS button
>get blown up by drone strike

>be Saudi pilot in Philippines
>press SOS button
>airline officials and a handful of cops show up

Actually that's for Luzon. When I went to Mindanao, about 20-30% of the people there had muslim surnames like:
>Konsuan
>Kudalit
>Ontonga
>Hibarat
>Mohammed/ Muhammad (A LOT)
>Taug
>Gomonit
etc.

Reminds me of Palawan for some reason.

Don't forget Mabini = Sosyal / Modest / Refined

...

...

We have a lot of surnames with different origins

China
>Tuazon
>Dizon
>Samson
>Sison
>Guzon
>Lacson

Japan
>Sandaydiego

Spain
>Rizal
>Divinagracia
>Ortiz

India
>Bagatsing

>be Saudi pilot in Malaysia
>press SOS button
>plane vanishes from the airport

>be Saudi pilot in Brunei
>press SOS button
>become rich

>be Saudi pilot in China
>press SOS button
>get forced to speak in Chinese

youtube.com/watch?v=pbgm8bMN044

i want to kill a certain nepshit poster

>plane vanishes from the airport

Did somebody say lewd?

>mfw Dutertards went from shitting on drug lords to instantly worshipping them and not questioning the authenticity of their testimonies

>Sandaydiego
Kek, what the heck?

As far as I know, Japanese surnames in the Philippines are pretty much as what it is, they don't change it like the Chinese "Shi" to "Sy" or something like that. Pretty much common surnames like:
>Kurouma
>Hiroki
>Fushida
>Ubaki
>Doro
>Shizu
etc etc

they should do a 2010 manila hostage crisis on that plane tbqhwyf

Whats fo Dinnah lads?

Nice trips
How did that even happen in the first place?

t abNoytard

>Budi Tjahyadi

Indomie with rice.

Actually, a lot of Flip-Japs nowadays have changed their names to the Filipino ones to blend in.

Nice. If someone actually made an anime about this, it would be an instant top 10 and one of the saddest animes to have ever been made.

>what is perjury
>what is falsification of evidences
>replying to a troll

>when your military partners with ST Kinetics for its drone program

I'm talking about Filipinized names like Sandaydiego not the common japshit surnames like those from your animu

Sandaydiego is very rare though, I have yet to meet a person with Sandaydiego surname. The surname comes from the words Sendai which means generation in japshit I think and mixed it with common Spanish name Diego, hence, Sandaydiego

good night /sea/men

>indon will claim this as their OC

the implications of making the Chinese into dindus and victims already lost me

He's obviously bitter about delima since she was the first one to raid those prisons also the admin is literally protecting a drug lord now

Oh wait google says it's spelled Sendaydiego. My bad then

Sate usus is indon OC

is that tapeworm or monkey intestine?

post em pic m8

A Davao night market bombing would be better

Let them burn

Yeah I've heard of those Japs who changed the spelling of their names to a more "Philippinised" one. Like:
>Hikoy
>Sigara
>Tantoma
>Buro
>Riwak
>Huroda
etc etc

...

Thanks fAm :^)

>downgrading one's own name

Flipbong when Her boyfriend cheat on her

Also, I am a girl

They're actually pronounced almost the same, it's the spelling that's different.
>Hikoy = Hikoi
>Sigara = Shigara
>Tantoma = Tantouma
>Buro = Burou
>Riwak = Riwaku
>Huroda = Furouda

everything asean are indon OC

chicken belly worm

You just made that one up
shut the fuck up you weebfuck you just want to say Philippines had a lot of jap people once upon a time

What next, Nakamura is a Philippine name now? Fuck off you weebshit

Marcos, noy, delima, Dutdut is actually indonesian

Malaysia is actually Indonesian

oh wait it's China now kekekekekekakakakak

If Japan makes anime like this, Japanese character will be concerned to important post.
Then WW2 is proper and story is like Code geass.

Anime must use 2 heros. One belongs to USA like Suzaku. One is resistance but use Japan and The cold war.
It must be great anime.

>when someones tryna make a joke

Nop, I only made up like 2 of them. The Riwaku and Tantouma, just for you to basically get the idea. But the rest are from the surnames of my friends and the relatives I know of.

I've heard of people in the Philippines with a surname "Nakamura", but I haven't met one.

>be flip
>get NIP'ed

Not all of us use it superfluously.
You can identify which ones are the normies if you see them use any of those words.

...

but you said youre a boy

I have never seen anyone use those words except for people acting OA, girls and the homos.

Sendaydiego is probably the only japshit name that got Filipinized

you know what, fuck you weebcunt I bet you're probably thirsty for some guy with Sendaydiego as last name so you can marry him and adapt it too since you're a weeaboo loser who make every shit up so we look like we're some former japshit island or something. Fuck off

...

Philippines' humours are mostly overusage and milking the meme dry until no one eventually remembers it.

>humours

such a disgusting language you're using there

>tfw this is your average flip girl
>meanwhile this is your average flip boy

>Sendaydiego is probably the only japshit name that got Filipinized
I call bullshit. I don't wanna post people's names here coz they might get doxxed, but that's bullshit. I've met lots of people and Jap-pinoys with those names above. I doubt you've even really met a Flip-jap in person. Most of them nowadays has a Filipino surname or a Jap surname, same with Chinese, same with the Spanish, same with a lot of Malaysian immigrants (my grandfather was). But those weird examples that I gave you are the exceptions.

She's Singaporean

WTF I like flipland now!

ugly 2bh
t. Chink

that's why boys will always be superior

girl is diablo 2 as to boy is diablo 2: lord of destruction and the penis is the expansion pack

>
Also if you never knew, there's actually a lot of Japinoys that have been left by their parents or grandparents alone in the Philippines. The parents divorce, the child gets to be alone or left with a poor family whose name is the only thing that they know of, but they can't even spell it right, and that's how those weird names start appearing. Japan actually had a foundation to send those kids back to Japan or give them at least some kind of a proper education. So don't tell me this is all bullshit coz it's not.

>not accepting variety
This is why most of us fail.

>be flip
>get NIP'ed
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Thanks weebs, I will meme it harder and it will be the next truly Asia.

You probably don't even know their whole story so don't start assuming the wrong thing. I've actually been almost a victim of this, 'till I found my brother on facebook so this shit is personal to me.

>not accepting variety
This is as to why most of us fail.

I'm bored guys

Speak English correctly, fucking nip.

Oink oink

>Japan actually had a foundation to send those kids back to Japan or give them at least some kind of a proper education.

yea and they only start doing that after their noticeably low birth rate in japan, which is around mid to late 2000s. most japinoys have surname like those from japland anyway. sendaydiego is a surname from the fucking 17th - 18th century

fuck off

variety my fucking ass

Goddamn that buttmad malay muslim on Cred Forums.

>sendaydiego is a surname from the fucking 17th - 18th century
YES. THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY. You're the one who started the discussion of these weird names shit in which I rarely see this myself, but these are very OLD. As you can see from my post, I even said that they DON't USE it anymore. Most Jap-pinoy nowadays have Filipino or Full Japanese surnames. Read my posts properly.

How to east and southeast Asians use these terms? I see them used all the time. To my understanding it is:

Chink = Chinese
Gook = Korean
Japanese = ???
Indonesian = ???
Malaysian = ???

Also, do east and southeast Asians ever use the word "Nip" for Japanese?

>japshit with bush up pussy and fake load moans
i'm not some local idiot who think jap porn is real especially with those dick length

where?

shut the fuck up weebshit and fuck your animu duterte bullshit you fucking faggot. go drool on a fucking drawing

No need to be all cursing and mad, everyone makes mistakes. Next time, read my posts properly so you don't misunderstand. :^)

eat a fucking dick faggot

Japanese = nips/moonspeak
Indonesian = indogs
Malaysian = malaysian

>Nippon Banzai
>Indons
>M'laysia

testing

Chinese = chinks
Korean = chinks
Japanese = chinks
Indonesian = indogs
Malaysian = chinks
Singaporean = chinks
Vietnamese = chinks
Australian = chinks
Mongolian = chinks
Khazak = chinks
Khmer = chinks
Bruneian = brunette

Did it⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ work?

jesus christ al those stars

test

>those quads

It could definitely span around the World War era. I would like to see it, if it actually becomes a real anime.

...

didnt know hirohito allowed this on Cred Forums desu

eagle?

Test

That's just Sakurahime shitposting

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⭐⭐YAPPOU~⭐⭐
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Did it work?

>TFW your President has an anime

youtube.com/watch?v=cVXoRRHhtXs

P⭐tang ina I HATE DRUGS

Notice the de Lima-looking monster? KEK

that's sakurahimie desu
only he talk about orthodox

me too user

Go f⭐ck yourself desu

why is there nothing for indonesia?

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I am actually a girl Flipbong

YEL16WT4RDS NEVER 2GET

There is actually, it's blank. Most Javansese only have one name I heard.

Oh man I change my mind on Flipbong if she is a girl like this

>⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

i respect your opinion but i disagree because ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ so ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ tbqhwy fampie

...

bring back the

change that Philippine flag, we're disowning that fag

he can stop calling himself a flip from now on

I'd watch it/10

This is Flipbong IRL

I need to end my life.

gay

I prefer Sakurahime boipucci tbqh

godspeed

what kind of explosives are you going to use?

i only use it on Cred Forums

Just don't go to KL tomorrow, just don't

Malayshit on the right

youtu.be/jKkDsq60luA

I wish this was made in anime form

I want stars too

I am not brown >~<

My hair is short now so I look more boyish now

Right or left?

What anime?

/pinoy/ pa rin mga ulol

you can't be gay and muslim at the same time dipshit.

man the fuck up you fucking faggot

>I am not brown
t. chink
lmao

Aku no Hana

Henkō Ga Kite Imasu

troll harder solvent sniffer

user, I am shitposting

Shhhhh

Nothing wrong with being fair

>those DSL

I actually prefer the one on the right, she looks like a typical middle-class flip.

Right

...

>Nothing wrong with being fair
but being chink is.
kekeke

>shitposting

you can shitpost and stop being gay at the same time.

get on my level

>that yellow jew
Kek

why is that hairstyle still hip? y cant faggots cut proper hairstyle? pic related even a cheap indian barber can do this for you

And the one on the left looks more like a refined Japanese.

CHINESE ANIMATORS STOP DESTABILISING MY COUNTRY!!

Ayy lmao

Because kpop and shit

>Ayy lmao

get the fuck out of my planet stupid ayyliums

Rude

newslab.philstar.com/war-on-drugs/policy

did you get these stars by being a good boy?

>philstar

LOL enjoy your ricky lo

Boo

POWERFUL

do you need the un-star one?

more like boo fucking hoo

less complaining, more butthurt-inducing shitposting. get back to work

Malay chan x Flipchan yaoi confirmed

I see maximum shitposting tonight lads..

Sex sex sex :3

at least it's better than your weebshit pandering faggotry

why so butthurt? lol its just a bantz bro

Don't know whether to be happy or sad.

Happy, because it validates my point of view that a lot of pinoys are ignorant as fuck.

Sad, because I am right.

I think duterte knows he is wrong but is using this as a preamble for a constitutional dictatorship.

I-I actually don't have that hairstyle anymore, I cringe when I look back at my hairstyle. My hairstyle is now short clean-cut

Stop replying to me like a dumb Yel16wt4rd

see :^)

I don't need that I want your stars

Which reminds me, I should probably get a haircut soon, my bangs are almost past my eyes.

More like you got hairloss

Though I am probably gonna keep my hair shorter from now on

weebs like you are as equally bad as druggies. every single one of you needs to be lined up and shot 30 fucking times then have duterte come 2 minute later with fuckloads of uzi magazines and shoot the fuck out of you.

>your star
my nude?

>bangs almost past my eyes
haram, do it now

Mine still is

>Y⭐llowtards have arrived

OH BOYYYYYY REV UP THOSE UPBOATS AND REDDIT MEME

No, my hairline isn't receding :^)

Yeah, I'm gonna try to book a haircut probs tomorrow or the following day.

>tfw want to have bob cut
>everytime I want to do that, my bf says that my long hair is better
Should I be a bad gf lads?

so is mine I guess :/

Oh I am going back to UK 2morro night

Don't forget to put a "durg pusher wag tularan" sign on the corpse

>my bf
>should I be a bad gf lads

Tbf dutertards have been shitting up the thread when his pinoy thread got pruned lol

i only get short haircut because it made me look mature and the only way for strangers and my elderly to take me seriously it also give some perks with the ladies. saves shampoo budget too

Love it when noytards get butthurt & blame DDS

who cares you should be wearing a hijab anyway you absolute HARAM HARLOT

weebs by default aren't a role model of our society

if /asean/ is diverse in nation, why not the same for sexes?

Or when dutertards get butthurt over pruned threads and goes apeshit here

>tfw i don't know other haircut than "barber's cut"

how do i get proper haircut anyway? all my haircut are pretty shit on me

says you, you're a weeb already for being on Cred Forums fagpot

or when yellowtards get butthurt and post newslink shit here

It depends really, maybe go to a proper Salon rather than a 50peso barbershop?

Not to mention the dutdut anime kekr

actually i post here for the pursuit of doctorate degree on my studies and in high hopes to acquit the ever-expanding knowledge of the interwebz

now if you will excuse me, i have no time for silly things like japanese-style drawing animation and i have to conduct more research for academic purposes

What's a better tard for the yellow idiots?
>yellowtard?
>noytard?
>abNoytard?

The GF

Try semi-kalbo for a change.

yel16wt4rds because 16-4-2 against leila de lima yesterday

I was legit laughing at that
I also saw that thread with duts pic on it that got no reply and got pruned

>i post here for the pursuit of doctorate degree on my studies and in high hopes to acquit the ever-expanding knowledge of the interwebz
lmao
just admit it fellow weeb

I like abnoytard, but yellowtard & noytard are more popular terms (T_T)

What's the easiest Asean country to get citizenship from?

every time you quote me, i wash my hands so your weebfaggotry disease doesn't get into me just in case

malaysia

actually please stay there forever else i'll have to alarm the anti-ISIS force

Philippines, but life is hard here so you wont last long

I've actually tried that, my head felt a bit itchy and ticklish every time a wind blows on it. It would be good for joining the military however.

rizalls.lib.admu.edu.ph:8080/ebooks2/Primitivo Mijares.pdf

Before going apeshit again
Don't forget to buy a copy

Seriously? I thought it Would be Laos or Philipines or à poor country like that. How does one become malaysian? Does marrying à malaysian qt help? Regards

PLEASE just stay put and never move a cm away from your country

Not Philippines

I think its Malaysia seriously

Not him but, what's your purpose on Cred Forums/asean/ anyways? I mostly see people here posting anime images and ERP'ing or roleplaying as little loli girls. I'd actually like to talk more about the Philippines, but it keeps getting deleted because of the politics posting going on there, sadly.

They worship Arabs :DDDD

Might as well buy 50 Shades of Grey folks lol

>iloilo
>literally shit stain x2

Not an option. I love asean culture and women too muxh.

on /pinoy/*

>430 pages
tldr

>what's your purpose on Cred Forums/asean/ anyways?

no purpose except throwing tantrums on Cred Forums discussion hoping that somebody gets mad
just like life

No sex there just insider stuff

you need to be either in commonwealth or stayed in malaysia for 8 years continuous and must take citizenship exam

>I love asean culture and women too muxh.

Just like what any sex tourist would say

I bet you rehearse what you're going to say to the barbero

we call it army cut in butuan

both fiction anyway

show how stupid and divided pinoys are

what's that haircut called anyway

>mfw when they have to sing our national anthem publicly in front of 300 passers by

I was pretty much worshiped in the 4 Asean countries I visited, including Sg. Not gonna lie.

conjugaldictatorship.com/

idk i go to shop i ask "Pendek" (short) or askar(soldier)

>8 years
Fuck that's long. It's 5 years in Indonesia.

>That pic
is what happens to brownsians who weren't cucked by the Spaniards, Japanese & Americans, unlike pinoys like pic related

Some are based on gov accounts

I prefer the moniker "Love Tourist", if you don't mind.

Me on the second from the left

Flipbong wanna meet up in London?

they arr rook same

you mean "aids tourist"

>I bet you rehearse what you're going to say to the barbero

All I say is "Barber's cut" and I just say he can do whatever the fuck he wants that looks fitting on me. I literally don't know different kinds of cut except barber's

In tagalog, short is "pandak"

We're not that different after all

>Malay on the right

>tagalog
*TRIGGERED*

>you mean "aids tourist"
That's rude. Not gonna sugarcoat the truth.

>visayan
my maid is visayan

y-you

I don't wanna meet up in a muslim city

Well not in our family indio.

What I will wear to marry the GF

This. Our maid used to be Visayans as well (One from Negros, the other was from Leyte). I actually wonder why a lot of Visayans like to be maids. They even have a Maid Cafe on Cebu.

I don't feel safe alone as a woman

this garb + the badge hes wearing

Majority of maids are tagalogs desu, my uncle in Canada has a tagalog maid from Bulacan

I'm never marrying a Ph*llipina woman, that's for sure. They're just too negative and have too many tattoos. They make good misstresses though.

Kek butthurt over the maid thing

Me too, our made is a native of Valenzuela, a native tagalog

Its a cultural thing for them

You are infinitely more likely than me to have the aids. Not gonna lie. ourworldindata.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/world-map-of-hiv-prevalence-in-2009-unaids-1024x454.png

Scared.

Kek mate

Interesting. I usually thought maids have come from provinces or slums. Well that's what they said before, at least. There could've been a new set of data or something but I'm not too sure about that.

But don't worry, being a maid is not a bad thing even if it was true. Our maids were really really nice, sometimes she used to treat me stuff when we go walking outside, she teaches me stuff from school, she does a lot for me, she's just like a sister. I wish we could have maids here in aussieland but it's freakin expensive, I wanna go back to the Phils just to get that experience again.

Mostly they still came from the provinces in the visayas region

>Interesting. I usually thought maids have come from provinces or slums
Dude, majority of maids abroad are tagalogs, in Canada alone most maids are tagalogs
It's not to be ashamed of really, at the end of the day, pinoys are all slaves of Mr. Wong

>Metro Manila
>not filled with tagalog slum-dwellers
pic one

THIS Nobody hires maids from Visayas because they dont know how to speak tagalog. If you want a real maid, look for a tagalog on the outskirts of metro manila. Tagalogs are born to serve

oh boy,this again

Historical the visayans were subject to a lot Islamic slave trade form the Muslim north and south

That's why the allied first with Spain to stop it

This is top-tier historical revisionism right here, what's next? visayans killed Tupac?

Our maid's name was Rina. She worked for us as a maid because she needed money to go to school and feed her family. My family felt pity and gave her free schooling as well as extra pay. She was really nice, like the bonding that we had was irreplacable. There were good and fun times where we had to conceal secrets (like I broke something or she broke soemthing) and we just laugh it off, there were bad times where we didn't agree on something, but overall the experience was literally epic. Like even if you get maids for big rich houses, you can't get the same feeling, the same bonding, the closeness as what I got from that Visayan maid. I am really grateful for having her as a maid and for living in the Philippines. Filipinos are nice people in general.

Our Visayan maid can speak Tagalog and her dialect fluently. I think it's the other way around. People from Luzon or basically Tagalog-speaking regions didn't have the thing to learn a dialect or a 2nd language. I don't get anything from that logic. If she can't speak Tagalog, she can speak English anyways.

new thread guys

not now. they're arguing about maids

She sent her money that she earned to feed her family. They were really poor but they were happy at least.

No even lapu Lapus was a Muslim from borneo

Muslims up north and sou
thwere cousins

>Tfw not raised by a flip maid to share secrets with and to initiate you to sex at puberty

>initiate you to sex at puberty
Well that was a bit over, but I doubt she'd actually have sex with me if I asked her to. She does have some dignity. I think it's more of a relationship between the bestest of friends.

Dutdutards got tired shilling for the best president on the solar system

Lel