/brit/

radio 4 is horifically overrated

what are you eating you fucking ape

aletta ocean is the pinnacle of human engineering

pretty indaresting

tatos, steamed carrot and broccoli and some chipolatas or some mexican shit
the fucking things are bloody tiny in the pack they looked like full snags

shot meself in the foot there

Lads

is duolingo down for anyone else?

poor thing could use a pie desu

>steamed
think you might not know what steamed is

got to go out in 7 hours and already a bit anxious

no

its where you put them in water and some olive oil or margerine

Ah yes

do you have your shit together /brit/?

gay

looks like i need to restart my internet

business idea: triolingo

>when you scroll so far down on the 'ddit all the pictures are soft porn and female celebrity pictures

need a ribs gf

I don't know this feel and don't care to

so are you no longer cara lad and instead ribs lad?

do you like the byrd's album sweetheart of the rodeo

no worries :)

any yank females ITT? and by female i mean female from birth.

Hi x

you a bigot mate

hi

Here :)

Going to put on my skinny jeans and nip over to Waitrose, you lads want anything?

I always feel better buying booze from Waitrose when dressed nicely. If I was buying cheap beer from Aldi or something dressed like a slob people might realise I'm an alcoholic

hey haha thats me

mio posted

post face or legs

yui's friend posted

the lads

mind if i join the clique mate? hahahahaha

yui posted

But I don't wanna be fapped to by a creepy Australian footfag

skinny jeans are well out mate

Stop posting my bf?

is that the califag that used to post in here?

just made a mistake and was very rude to someone who didn't deserve it

feel like a dumb asshole now

Why do I keep seeing this ugly mong getting posted here?

>Tfw you're on the Dispatches documentary about Momentum :////

fine just prove you're a girl and not a 3/10 too

Hmm they're coming back actually but regardless I wouldn't take style tips from an A*stralian :) x

nah hes some brit on twitter, forgot his twitter desu.

think hes a poster on /brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=a54iqEr1flQ

praise jesus!

Embarrassingly, he's British.

good one dumb cunt

typical yank behaviour

someone convince me that neck is legit

thwy're gay anyway man make you look gangly and awkward

how did you end up an alcoholic anyway? whats it like?

what do you wear instead?

lads can we talk about corporate tax rates?

Don't
Only little babbys feel bad

yeah 30% is too high, ours should be 20% and close loop plugs.

gov't would make more money too.

should be 0% uesz

bit low and unfair when individuals still have to pay 20%+

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3796245/Teenager-15-horrifically-beaten-animal-girl-gang-lured-trap-set-upon.html

Why is it always blacks?

Dropped out of uni last year and didn't have anything to do during the day and was also anxious, drinking solves all that.

It's OK being an alcoholic at the moment apart from the headaches and all the money I spend and hiding it from my parents, I enjoy being drunk still but I know I'll want to stop one day and I won't be able to

think about it

if there are no corporate taxes

there can be no corporate tax avoidance!

jesus christ lads

youtube.com/watch?v=7z6YPVsohzQ

Is Super Freak by Rick James about heroin?

>been saying I'll get my hair cut for 3 weeks
>once again too nervous to go outside

Ah yes

why is it always dindus?

Why use Duolingo when Memrise has far more languages, multiple courses for each language, and also doesn't slap your wrist for missing a day?

shorts bruz, legit all yar round 24/7 work and play

sometime trackies if its cold at night

How is taxation not theft

Not caralad

It's about when he and his wife kidnapped a girl and forced her to perform sex acts

>America

so you just get pissed during the day? man feel bad for you hope you get ok

used to smoke weed everyday, know it's not the same thing, but just ended up feeling anxious and paranoid all the time and quit

fuck knows what heavy drinking will do to your body

cut your own hair you fucking autistic runt

I've seen at least 5 of those idiots around

dad's sent me an emoji

How is property not theft

*makes a post just before the giant door slams shut*

because you get return from this 'theft'

fuck off man

>'return' is paying for mohammad's childcare

ahh yes

How is the unauthorised removal of an indevidual's poperty not theft?

Howling
Black people have the best banter

how is stealing people's personal belongings not theft

because almost all of god's resources are literally scarce and need some way to exclude people?

*bites finger*

OOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWw wy wittle finger! :'(

I sent my mum a meme by mistake last week.

*knocks you on the pavement*
*steals your wallet and phone*
Top banter

oh man honestly come on, yes some people exploit welfare systems and fuck frankly alot of cunts do but does it bother you so much considering how much good it does as well? most impressive about australia without a doubt is our healthcare system and having bee through it i have no qualms at all paying taxes

we all help out our own lil way even if pricks like you don't want to :)

>look buddy now give it back buddy

willing to wager 100 (You)'s that he was Canadian

By virtually sending text and messages into my bedroom, which is now a fully independent anarcho-capitalist state, you are violating the non-aggression principle and that gives me the right to kill every one of you runts.

Yeah, I drink throughout the day to stay pissed. I enjoy it, other than the headaches I get in the evening and morning but OTC painkillers do away with those. I actually enjoy it and wouldn't think I have a problem were it not for the long term effects that are creeping up on me and the expense.

Anyway, literally off to buy some vodka and mixers now.

business idea: legalise theft

fuck off you autist you get BTFO everytime you post about politics

of course you'd find that funny wouldn't you, nigger.

medicare is a fucking gimmick. Literally never use it and always use private because the quality is better. Never get free GP visits either because my GP doesn't bulk bill.

the free market isn't free enough, things can get worse!

many benefits are awarded to you for paying those taxes. unless you live in a shithole, of course

>meet lad at uni who's living at home off campus
>he's still taking out the maintenance loan so he has more money for going out

why do normies love being in debt so much?

And how do you exclude people but with the threat of violence?

checkmate, atheists

americans pay a fuckton in tax considering you get fuck all in return.

at birth you are predetermined to laws and restraints completely out of your will and by the age you are able to actively denounce such things you would have lived as such for around 18 years or so and completely adapted to it

ah yes, ego of man

theft idea: legalise business

>get fuck all in return

kek

we get tons

Lads, help me out here
Why invent a can opener if there's no cans about yet, but then also why invent cans with no way of opening them?

business idea: take a penger and put this on:

youtube.com/watch?v=HnMVAxd07FE

>t. Sovereign Citizen

you've no idea who i am fucknuckle, autism is far more on the right side tha the left, not even left
it's really not, i was hit by a car, was in emergency, operated on, discharged and given a perscription for antibiotics in like 24hrs at no cost to myself so it's not at all

o_O

Is it fedora meme tier to worship the old gods???

People used to open cans with knives before can openers you div

Don't think there is a hat big enough invented for this

>buy car
>get fined
>drive on road
>get fined
>smoke
>get taxed and fined
>do nothing
>get money
>earn money
>get taxxed
>incorrectly complete tax
>get fined

the fuck was the point of the Cold War anyway

ok

you're the incoherent spaz who gets BTFO everytime you vomit about politics

Ah yes people are going to uni now

reminds me of my uni days when I'd just eat takeaway every day

You're twisting my melon, maaaan.

what? medicaid if you're poor and medicare if you're old? Shitty roads?

Not everything should be handed out. but things like higher education should be partially subsidised or provided by interest free loans like it is here.

*watching over the runt farm as the sun starts to rise*
*looks over at the time*
*notice that the runt is late*
hmmm the runt should be waking up the other runts by now.
*watches as the runt climbs on the roof and starts howling*
*aims my M1 Garand rifle at the runt*
*fires*
*watches as the runt drops*
*suddenly the barn doors open, the sound of runt squealing fills the air*
Martha, fetch another runt to do the wake up call. I'm sure it won't be late tomorrow.

>Cold War anyway

bad guys won

So why haven't surgeons invented people openers yet?

FREE ARE THAILAD

Lads is it socially acceptable for a 23 year old male to go out with a 27 year old female?

bad

Like any religion, just keep it to yourself and you'll be fine

*evicts you*

yes

the older you get the more acceptable it gets, for example a 17 year old and a 13 year old would not be acceptable, but you and her are fine

He got a suspended sentence, he's alri

it's alright for emergencies.

If you have cancer or need a specialist operation that isn't urgent then have fun with shitty care and wait lists.

Alright Jeffrey

Don't know the reference

>he wants to eat tripe

U northern pal?

>You're twisting my melon, maaaan

what kind of question is that m8

if we get stranded abroad they will send the entire military to save us

among other things

have you been living under a rock?

yes that happens

This runt I work constantly walks in, sweating and panting, with an energy drink in his hand and walks over to me to make conversation about runty things that I don't care about.

Might unironically murder him.

ahh yes and how often does that happen? Your government public spending is out of control and the average american has nothing to show for it. Sad really.

Cucked by big business and the military complex.

yeh, why not..

>there are people on /brit/ RIGHT NOW who actually think UKIP will become a significant political force post Brexit

Action movies and advertising ruined America

>buzzfeed

ahh yes, i totally didn't hide that post.

>This runt I work constantly walks in, sweating and panting, with an energy drink in his hand and walks over to me to make conversation about runty things that I don't care about.

>Might unironically murder him.

If you can even make it out before the send in the EU army haha

>Buzzfeed
How embarrassing for you

Nah granddad

Britain is tired of these faceless EU boffins with their moon mumbo jumbo

STUPID BREXITERS

what even is the point of ukip at this point?

Should I allow the runts a free market or collectivize them lads?

>UKIP's MP
>their one (1) MP

nahh it was the uppity blacks and lesbians!!!

Hope you have a heart attack from drinking all that Monster, Chris you fucking runt

think it was FDR 2bh

twitter.com/jackwilky_95/status/775052877496737792

...

good lad stay woke

Latex gf anyone?

you haven't seen this?

efukt.com/21671_When_in_Thailand.html

...

business idea: this tune:

youtube.com/watch?v=C0f96HQbCY4

Their best case scenario however unrealistic would be to form a coalition if the Conservatives don't have a pretty bow on Brexit by 2020.
I can't watch nsfw shit at work.

wonder what ruined families in the West

...

is this the welfare ruined america meme

Either he is a master ruseman, or there needs to be an IQ test fo MPs

but at the end of the day i'm an american, and that's pretty cool

you don't?

>I spend 10 years making a sculpture
>according to left wingtards I do not have more right to this sculpture than them

I am not entirely convinced by homesteading but it's broadly the right line of argument desu

Wew lads

Just slept 13 hours straight, still in bed now.

What should I do? Might have a bath.

>I can't watch nsfw shit at work.

There isn't any, actually.

They were just a Tory protest party who's only real goal was to agitate for a brexit. Now that's happened and May's bringing the Tory party further to the right.

Now the only real relevance they have is to ex-BNP supporters and those disaffected labour supporters who are too thick to realise they're right wing.

*blockades Rangoon*

partially but it's more the values that FDR espoused. New Deal

Important source of memes

Easy way to spot a runt when they are vocal about their support of them

left usually distinguishes between private and personal property

honestly the best part about being an american is being an american

>rights
Don't make me post a squigly drawing of a 19th century German

What's the worst part?

mmm yes please

if you're white you'll be a minority by 2050, is that cool?

your brand equity is long diminished

Yes

Being an American

Top man

Daily reminder that ~30% of "white" Americans have between 2 and 30% African heritage.

>nothing objective exists, only relationships between people!

this is what lefttards ACTUALLY believe

Yes, but that's irrelevant. He is saying that ALL property is necessarily immoral because you need to exclude someone from it.

Cute lad on Tinder sent me a message saying 'Hi' last night, then one saying 'Hey x' this morning

gentle reminder that natural rights exist

>YOUR HOME MAY BE REPOSSESSED IF YOU DON'T KEEP UP WITH REPAYMENTS ON YOUR MORTGAGE

ahh yes

>be me in the US
>see car commercial on TV
>price is advertised in the form of a payment plan

oh my sides

i-is everything ok?

Technically it's the bank's house until you pay off the mortgage, they just let you live there.

If they repossess it, do you get all the money back you paid up to that point? After all they're getting the house so they'd be effectively getting double if not

what is that on her bum?
bit gay

cheeto dust

STOOOPP IIIIIITTTT

STOOOOOPPP IIIIIITTTTT

*eyes start convulsing*

OH CAN'T YOU HEAR IT I DID IT I TOOK THE RUNTS THEY'RE HERE UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS

STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP IT'S THE SQUEALING OF THE HIDEOUS RUNTS

I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE THE INFERNAL SQUEALING NO MORE

*lifts up the entirety of /brit/ and takes the runts from the ground and walks over the a vat of grease and dunks the runts in and eats them*

>>be me in the US
>>see car commercial on TV
>>price is advertised in the form of a payment plan
>>staring Brad Pitt driving a Camero through explosions to punch a Frenchman in the head while rock-techno plays

doing a lunch

>Ameribills

no ;_;

hmm

what is cheeto dust?

>ALL property is necessarily immoral
>immoral
Don't recall saying that

It's meant to be snow with blood on it or something

>minor procedure
>68k

kek

>be me in the US
>see car commercial on TV
>"trade in your NEEEESAHHN for a HUHN-DAYYY"
>"warning: hundays may cause drowsiness, irritation, early onset menopause and explosive anal leakage. consult your doctor before driving hundays"

>being a wage slave
Ahh yes, another day another dollar.
Maybe one day you'll finally pay off that mortgage for your boss' second house.
Meanwhile that tax money from your 8 - 5 job goes straight to my NEETbux.

relax you oaf, we're on your side

Can't stop listening to Tech N9ne lads

COREY fucks LADYBOYS with imaginative names like GEOFFREY and has REAL WOMEN throw themselves at him because of it while YOU pull you DICK

TO LADYBOYS

ALONE

enjoy your vapid existence you backwater prole

man was made to work, not lull about in petty indulgences and lazy thoughts

Wish my new Macbook was arriving todayyyyyy :(

thailad

ah yes man was made to sit at a desk performing menial tasks 8 hours a day

Swear that little scrote is no older than 18 but he's already moved on to shagging trannies

Business idea: Takeaways other than chains like Dominos deliver all day so I don't have to wait until 6pm to get a fucking kebab

isn't that what you do only now you can't afford luxuries or a social life

...

ah yes man was made to sit at a desk laughing at memes 8 hours a day

might eat som mersyndol

she's going to be surprised when she finds out his 5'4ft

>His local butty shop doesn't do breakfast and lunch deliveries
Howling at the state of your life lad

*goes runt fishing*

>man was made

Stopped reading there haha x

>he not currently reading, listening to an audio book and penning his next poem

oh dear oh dear

how fucking far out of your way do you go to use british slang

jesus christ, it's fairly pathetic but also impressive.

I really want an Irish gf.
Can anyone post some pics of good Irish girls?

My mum died in May
My uncle died today

what a shit year

>Kebab shop doesn't open at midday and close at 3am on a weekday

screeching

dont care sweeite :) x

Business idea: write a formal letter to Thailad's employer with British Embassy letterhead informing them that he is a nonce just to see what happens.

the Australians are rather prickly today methinks

How old were they/are you?

why did this person not have insurance? in fact, isn't it ilelgal not to have insurance under obamacare?

What of that was British slang?

DAAALIAHT

40s/50s

23

One of them is unironically a Chink with the biggest chip on his shoulder ever

*lolls up behind you*
*haphazardly raises large club fashioned bluntly*
*hammers it down on your bulbous head*

eurhhhggg rrrueuugggggggggg.........................

*sloths away dragging the bloodened club on the sand*

EUUURGGRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wew. What took 'em? My condolences on those genes. You are literally middle-aged already :/

It's not illegal they just take away a good chunk of your taxes
Had not insurance last year and lostblike $500 from my taxes

drugs and alcohol

I don't do either so I doubt I'm gonna die around that time.

oww thats really sad lad :/

post fucking machines

the gf

*10 foot tall monolith appears out of /brit/*
*Australians start howling and clubbing nearby Brits*

AYuuuuuuuuuuu...........WAAAAAyuH GHGH AKROO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHG

Wew.

where's my fellow countryman that yells 'THAILLAAAAAD' with that red pepe?

im sorry to hear that man thats a rough trot

have an impossibly irrelevant meme

post some good girl fights lads need to bust a nut asap

>takeaway

all yanks say take out and you know it.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't spend the day in my undies eating Jaffa cakes and playing Mario Kart

vimeo.com/94545685

the dollar is the strongest its been in a long time

shan't

*prods your lifeless body with club*
*scampers away as you unconciously groan*
*returns cautiously carrying a large rock in both hands*
*smashes it into your head to the joyous howls of the other monkeys*

Off to the outdoor workout park to do some calisthenics lads

Is Lylat Wars still playable in 2016 or has it aged like shit?

Want an american gf

RUNT

Bored and it's Tuesday, lads.

one of my favourites for sure

*scurries away*

Oh I wasn't him but I didn't notice that
Yeah that's Pretty autismal

>bust a nut
FOY

IS 2250mg of paracetamol dangerous?? Asking for a school project

*Swishes by*
*slashes your knees with scissors*
heh

I'm painting if you want to help, lots left to do.

It's still quite good mate

Only one way to find out mate

why does the fat not infect her face? is she settling, anatomically?

Google says no, but you might fuck your liver if taking it repeatedly

What are you painting?

yes

hes racist against white people. calls us "crackers".

i'll miss you guys

this is a snoutless tapir

its snout was taken by poachers

redoing a ceiling and some walls, plus some black metalwork outside.

why don't more people fuck 16 year olds if it's legal?

h...heheheh....heehehehhehe...................

Nah it's safe mate, once dropped this massive bottle filled with paracetamol and it only made my foot hurt for a bit

have you?

not fond of the fact that my gf works in the same room as me for a whole day

yeah

Thought you meant painting a picture :c

Work is utterly miserable now I don't have the girl in tights to talk to
Just an empty desk. It's very sad

sorry nope, not much good at that. Its no different really except more content in the result.

>tfw tights gf

That's how prostitution works tbf

bit fat.

What is rorkes drift?
Legitimately never heard of it before.

hahahahahahaahhaha fuck you

good. can't stand you fucking crackers im a real nigga yo

A scene in Tokyo drift where Captain Rorke Beats Bazuka in his own game and wins back the girl

It's when racists drive cars sideways round corners

Fat distribution varies for each person

When will there be a conservative party?

go watch Zulu 1964, should explain everything

your kind started acting up so me and the lads had to shoot you lol

the gf

fantastic chebs

her face is fat af the fuck you on

kek

/brit/ is EXTREMELY slow
went to sleep, had a dream about trains and there wasn't even a new by the time i woke up

slap-able forehead

*slaps her forehead*

train wanker loves his fucking trains

the sheer amount of idiots or reply to those "your mum will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this" is astounding

runt-like superstitions, I feel like I could easily commandeer these vermin to fight wars for me etc

>tfw my Mum and Dad are still in their 30s so I won't lose them for decades unless they have an accident
Thank God for teen pregnancy.

Well maybe you should

finding myself really worried about the effects of what it turns out to be a really minor amount of paracetamol but have been pissed to the point of blacking out more times than i can count and have smoked methamphetamine but hey, priorities right?

forehead mentioned

GO TO WAR AGAINST AUSTRALIA OR YOUR MUM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT

>chebs

getting the daily dose of duo' lads

I wish I had a child desu.

that solid "clunk" as it hit her.

my right nostril, my right eye and the right part of my head hurts a bit too much lads

>HAHAHAHA UNI BANTER LADS LETS GO CLUBBING EVERY NIGHT HAHAHA user YOU DON'T WANT TO WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU XDDDDDD

Don't feel like fighting Russia thank you very much

If you idiots don't join my army I'll kill your mum in her sleep tonight

is this code for "going to go suck some cock"?

sounds like a stroke lad

:(

drank too much coffee feeling sick now ngl

its so close to freshers and your presumably first year
just get pissed all
the
time
lad else youre not getting the full uni experience you wet towele

well nothing is happening
mby its not that bad

I hate normies, HATE

*joins*

...

>Australians STILL posting about runts
I thought these guys were supposed to be funny?

same

three cups of black coffee and a glass of mountain dew

i'm krunk as fuck nigguh

I hate normies, HATE

how do you find and strike up a conversation with one? hang out at a school bus stop? not creepy at all.

Did this actually happen?

your new is showing

...

my head is starting to HURT really bad
like every noise (even me typing on my keyboard) is driving me crazy and every voice makes me frustrated and heated up
anyway heading up to work lads x

this isn't the frog i wanted to post