/éire/

Barry "The Blender" Henderson edition

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Why does do dogs run away from ya if you sniff their arse?

Slapped Amy King from behind and ABSOLUTELY bounced her head off the floor lads

Dunno lad they don't run away from me
Ye must be doing it wrong
That'll learn her

i want to cum on those tiles

Stop changing yer name you stupid faggot cock sucker gimp wank stain fuck fart gowl fanny flange!
It's making it cumbersome to filter ya

*bounces your head off the floor*

Do you remember the fun as had in the showers ted?

What's a gowl?

vagina

Nice

(I think I want to kill my mom.)

Let me give you a run down about her. She is a slut who had me at 18. She is the sole reason I'm pro-choice. I'm hoping more whores that got knocked up at her age and would become shitty parents would abort their kids as opposed to bringing them up miserably. She is 33 or something now and is single, haven't having her pussy raided in the last 8 years. Of course, know that the last of her eggs are being destroyed by the body she's constantly in an angry state. She reminds me constantly about how pathetic I am about about how I suck the last fucking slivers of joy out of her mind and how horribly unproud she is that I fell from her womb.

I want to kill this lady. Since she has no love in her life, besides possibly her own parents, and I would rather sit on this computer I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with her, she has cats to add some bonding to her spirit. She speaks to these two cats like she would a room mate. Asking them how they were, how their days have been, and if they're hungry constantly. God forbid one of them meows back in response; thus ushering in an hour of goo-goo'ing while I mutter at her uselessness from the other room.

If my computer could pay the bills, I'd kill my mom.

ELLEN POST NECK

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>Had you at 18
>She's now 33
>33 - 18 = 15
MODS! UNDERAGED!

proofs?

You have us the math you dumb kid

fingernails are growing back
havent bitten them in a good while
proofs

Stop pretending to be retarded

lads why are yanks posting in /éire/?

For the craic

How was college today, lads?
These 6am morning starts are killing me.

>letting your fingernails grow

Clip them you fucking woman

was alri, spent the first 2 hours without any chewing gum though so that was painful
have the day off tomorrow

get up at 7 meself and have a nice oul cycle over

im trying to stop biting them

They need clipped though

Doesn't mean you have to let them grow out you mong

its only the one thats that long
the rest are still short
im not growing them out

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Daily reminder that CEO of Micked/Your Man/Pat Mustard conformed he's underaged
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>americans currently feeling white guilt for posting a meme

makes sense

Your Man BTFO

anyone else wanna come dogging later?

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>whats a copypasta
jaysus youre thick
(I think I want to cut Josh's hair)
Let me give you a run down about him. He is a nerd who is above the age of 20. He is the sole reason I'm pro-hygiene.
I'm hoping more nerds that got knocked up at his age and would become shitty programmers would delete their code
as opposed to creating them with bugs. He is 33 or something now and is single, haven't having his
ass raided in the last 4 years. Of course, know that the last of his programs are being destroyed by the fingers
He's constantly in an butthurt state. He reminds me constantly about how nice my haircut is I am about about how I suck
the last fucking slivers of hair gel out of his mind and how horribly unproud he is that I fell from his board.
I want to shave this man. Since He has no love in his hairdo, besides possibly his own code, and I would
rather sit in this hair saloon I am on now for the rest of my life than spend one more fucking day with him, he
has irc circlejerkers to add some bonding to his spirit. He speaks to these two irc circlejerkers like he would a genetic dud. Asking them
how they were, how their modding has been, and if they're banning constantly. God forbid one of them bans me back
in response; thus ushering in an hour of ban-ban'ing while I mutter at his uselessness from the other lobby.
If my posting could pay the bills, I'd cut Josh's hair.

dem titties

So, uh, what did I miss?

me fugging your mammy ;D

Wow, tough cunt.

!YEB gets me every time

Back from Latvia?

abolish the senate

*seanad

Sinead*

*jenny

Where's swooce lately?

Dunno m8 havent seen him in minutes

joseeeeeeee are you listenin
joseeeeeeee keep that belt glistenin
mcgregor's comin for you
he'll do ya in two
welcome in a mcgregor wonderland

This

Proud supporter.

No, but the hiatus was nice. I'm still not fully back. Currently on the dole and looking for work. Next year I'm going to a PLC for cooking and gonna go on from there.

Still, work is now the number 1 priority.

is every eastern european a welfare scrounge in this country?

Sure it's grand, just drinkin' a fucking heap of tea and chewing gums to keep me awake through the lectures.

In a group of about 200 people, one of the lecturers made a Trump joke and all of about 10 women laughed.

Fucking hate leftists.

Im dont need to get up till 8 but I always wake up at 6;30-7
fucking annoying

No, but it's not like I'm on the dole for 4 years, man. I only signed up for it last week. Besides, I don't see you complaining about every knacker and traveler in the country who are far worse.

Sounds to me you just don't like anyone who wasn't born here.

>Currently on the dole and looking for work. Next year I'm going to a PLC for cooking and gonna go on from there.
>Next year I'm going to a PLC for cooking
>a PLC for cooking
>I'm going to a PLC for cooking

>and gonna go on from there

>implying we wouldn't gas the travellers if we could
Take your persecution complex and fuck off back to Romania.

Laugh all you want, but a chef is never out of work.

Besides, I like cooking. It's the only thing I like to really do around the house. This might just be my chance since computing was a fucking mistake and a half.

>Sounds to me you just don't like anyone who wasn't born here.

me tbqh

Yeah, no. Fuck you.

Kek

Might as well go to fás and get your safe pass. Most people on the dole should at least know how to put scaffolding up.

If I want to do a course and have the dole, I need to sit on the dole for 9 months minimum. Thing is, I'll probably find work by then, so I won't need to do the courses.

However, that PLC is something I want to do. Maybe even go back to college after doing it and be a future chef. I mean, cooking comes easier to me than code does.

You know it's spelled cucking right? Best of luck in finding a woman though, lad.

Just scored 2 OG's in an online match
Absolutely mortified

Were you playing as Maigh Eo?

Kek

>, I don't see you complaining about every knacker and traveler in the country who are far worse

you must never talk to Irish people. Also they're our problem

>you just don't like anyone who wasn't born here
preferably anyone not from the british isles

just booked the flights for the Replay lads

bank balance is taking a beating

>british isles
>british
>implying s*xons arent just as bad as moldovans

>le me mes
theres like 500k Irish living in the the UK + Irish in the North + millions descended from Irish parents

nah m8 anglos are like those cheeky cousins you have who are cunts but good lads anyways

>anglos
>good lads
Read any Irish history book

We need a real nationalist party fast lads

banter tbqh

where ya heading?

Irish people unironically get along best with foreigners abroad in the following power rankings:

English (along the coast) > Aussies > Scots > Everyone else

>blaming modern english people for the actions of governments 100-800 years ago

We say this everyday you fanny

>100
>the 1990s were 100 years ago

yeah its me every day because I feel like im watching the death of my country

>get genocided and persecuted by the same group of people for almost an entire millenia
>t-this time it's different guys trust me!

dublin obv.

dont bother there's a bus strike you'll be fucked

NO I WONT

>what are cars

ah lighten up will you for fuck sake

good

Why would you need to book a ticket then??? Are you coming over on the ferry?

the saxon might some complacent now but he needs to be thoroughly emasculated and then destroyed, for the good of this world

>seem
bet the saxons fucked my post up

Aithneas Eire.

>tfw commies doing the bus strike soiled this flag by flying it next to the hammer and sickle and sinn féin banners

>identity ireland
>no real economic policy
>only foused with on "muh islamisation"
>openly associated itself with neo-nazi movements online
>their leader is a bit of acuck
>has completely missed the opportunity provided by the Apple tax issue to drum up euroskeptic feeling
>still not a registered party
Other new nationalist parties like UKIP or AFD have more to offer than just "fuck the EU". As it stands Identity Ireland is a one issue meme party

tl;dr unelectable

So We make it Great Again.

what's some fat old wannabe jew gonna do

Well who the fuck do we have then?
Mind you we're very well off Immigration-wise.
Most of it is from the Baltics and only the Cities are really packed with anyone else.
Although was in the Big Shmoke the other day and nearly 1 one in 10 Women wore a headdress.
Made me feel sick lads.

I dont even know why people bring it up
It was literally one lad and he wasn't even proactive

>Well who the fuck do we have then?

Either get some of Are Lads to infiltrate the party and uncuck it from the inside out, or just start a new party altogether.

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Your man has been less active of late. Usually hes every second reply

I'm pretty sure he got banned for trying to finger someone at an underage disco

fingered himself then?

ive been at school ya eejit

Oh fuck off

Underage b&

Hope this happens to your man

ouch
I dont like watching bones breaking
I can see someone get their head blown off but bones breaking like that and I have to turn away

Anyone been to or going to the Ploughing lads?

I fucking felt that one, christ alive.

>Anyone been
Yeah a few years ago, it's utter shite unless you're looking for cheap fireworks from a load of knackers or want to nick some clothes from some pakis

yer ma been ploughing her all day while you were at school

lad went straight for the tiddy

Bit uncalled for lad

I went with my school in 4th year
fucking crap. I hate farmers now

wtf i hate culchies now

watching south park

cool

Nigerian lovers OUT

whats it like like

thanks

funny. Its taking the piss out of the lad who wouldnt stand for the national anthem

ive never seen south park
should i bother

its good

Any Irish-Americans here? Gonna kick the living shit out of you

Next queen of Ireland there, lads.

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just plain old irishmen and irish emigrants itt
no yanks here

Why doesn't Your Man celebrate Easter?

cringed
leave this general and never return
/r/Cred Forums is more to your tastes

>tfw no average irish gf

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Cred Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Cred Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

south Park has been shite for years

sad cunt
>he came to Cred Forums from reddit
kek

>>he came to Cred Forums from reddit
>kek

>not recognising old pasta
Underage newfag

rare video of sersha dancing in an underage disco in Carlow
no fingers were found

Child

Chuir cara liom a mhéar fhada inti taobh amuigh den dioscó faoi aois i gCeatharlach uair amháin.

i know the pasta but its 1) not old and 2) shit

because they were all up her gash

>22%
thanks god the shitposting should be over soon

I doubt that, she's still a virgin

fuck, marry kill lads

fuck left kill middle and marry sersh but divorce later when she starts tae sag

>I doubt that, she's still a virgin

>I doubt that, she's still a virgin

Decent choices, the only thing that matters is that i'd marry sersha, the others can die or fuck off

Several of my sources confirm it

why don't you prefer T H I C C A S I A N S ?

big ugly mongol nose

I don't mind women with some weight on but have very little attraction to most asian women, mostly because the ones that are being forced nowadays are plastic kpop gooks who aren't trying to be asian anymore

Doh!

Watching the new shoeonhead lads

is that picture from 2009? what the fug

this is that le anti feminist saying-the-obvious youtube attention whore innit

Sersh threads are getting autosaged on Cred Forums.

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Anime posters should be gassed

bit of a butter face tb h

Yui.

is this picture about your man?

Nightly Mado.

jesus christ how new are you seriously

Your man does strike me as the kind of pathetic waste of life that becomes a Cred Forums janitor.

Your gif fills me with the sorrow that only a lack of gf can cause.

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this gif saddens me also

This

Airbnb I'm staying in has an absolutely fit as fuck Portuguese lass in it

Might suggest getting smashed one of these nights and try to shag her

That was a joke your man, are you autistic?
I used to post in /éire/ back a few years ago when generals were a new thing, used to be a lot faster

At least she didn't friendzone you user

youre an absolute waster who speaks english like a downie with autism
do you have any friends

McGregor is a literal manlet, I would flatten him if tried to diss me irl (protip: he wouldn't)

please don't be mean to me or my waifu
look, she loves people like you!

>I'm voting yes

no sersh pls

southerner here

drinking guinness

how are you micks doing tonight

I'll let ya finger my sister if you head up to Chicago and bollock the swiss lad's head in.

its a trap

youre an absolute waster who speaks english like a downie with autism
>do you have any friends
Holy shit this projection

your dubs compel me

fuck chicago though, trashy city surrounded by comfy suburbs that are all grown together

Anyone in CIT wanna give me a blowjob?

basically like you heading to st petersburg to bash someones head in distance wise
im socially competent believe it or not
someone who spams some ugly whore on the internet day in day out most likely isnt

nevermond arkansas is closer than i thought
definitely within head bashing distance

Lads, I'm going to talk to a mentally handicapped child.

Hello.

>>socially competent
>has admitted having no friends
>blames this on him being """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""irish"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" even though people who can barely speak english can manage to make friends easily
>has judged his sister's attractiveness
>has SERIOUS mother issues
>father lives back in his native Switzerland
>only girl he has a chance with is an ugly negress
>spends his time in class and in lunch on his phone posting on an Estonian ethnic cleansing board
>does the same thing when he gets home
>literally spends over 2/3 of his day on Cred Forums
>started crying the first time we told him he wasn't Irish
>is only 15 years old
Your man is two years away from being a school shooter. It's his only option really, with his grades he's not getting into college.

doing a post

doing a poo

it's good shit

what the fuck is an accordian supposed to do
ive got one here and its fucking insane
who the fuck came up with this