/msg/ Microstate General

Its okay, i guess its a normal employer. the standarts and ... Arbeitsschutzgesetz is in liechtenstein a bit better than in Germany. What are you looking for work?

Too many languages i see now.. English is thread languaage?

Do we abandon /sg/? We need more posters t.bh

>tfw Singapore has a larger population than Scotland

when you want.

I'll still be in /sg/.

Still posting in /sg/, /asean/ and /msg/ 2bh

i do like you friend, but i don't think you are a 'micro' state. what is the exact purpose of our thread?

I mean like Scotland's population is 5.37 million, our population is 5.54 million so... :/

>tfw your country has 35'000 people

So let's include Mongolia with 3.08 million people :^)

Nah.

I am a meanie who likes to bully faggots with my dick.

Looks comfy 2bh :3

There's different criteria for determining a microstate, but I agree with you. a population of less than 500,000 should be considered a microstate. Besides, Scotland is not a bully :^)

OWO

thats not nice sweden

WHY THE FUCK IS IKEA SO EXPENSIVE
THEIR SHIT JUST FALLS APART AFTER A FEW USES ANYWAY

thats not liechtenstein.

That switzerland

>Low population
>God-tier climate
>Mountains
>So much greenery
>Scenic everywhere
How can one country be so based? How's the cost of living there? Are there many big towns? Do you live in one of them? Thanks!

Hi, does Mani count?

where is that?1

biggest town is 6000 inhabitants, thats where i live

but there are 11 Towns

also costs of living are kinda high

Just make it OP of the thread or post it as first reply right after you make the thread.

>English is thread languaage?
Obviously.

aright

Post a picture of your city! :D

southern point of pelopponese, we are the ones who freed """"greeks""" but they make fun of us because we have less turkish blood than them

we should gain independence desu

Yeah what the Singaporean said
If you have any pictures of lich that you've taken it'd be dank as fuck to see

when i m off work i go ant make some pics

why europe wants to separate itself and them, make a community? why don't make a one country called United States of Europe and stop with all this little countries?

Hey there, fellow microstates.

HAHAHA Its funny because Russia is biggest Cuntry on earth HAHAHA

Why is Liechtenstein so cute??

Russia is tiny and cute

but you can still see it on a Worldmap.

But anyway, hows russia really? we are rather one sided informed here by media

Hell on earth

why?

>tfw your country is considered too big to be a part of a thread

Anyone is welcomed as long as they're not a bully or a meanie :3

racist

Luxembourg reporting in

Is everyone in Liechtenstein rich? Are there any middle-class people?

Oh shit, we've finally topped 50%

>Luxembourg
>flag
Yes, everything is in order...

Ausfaggot :3

ofc, i am middle class.

The rich people are making a relativrly big percentage, but the middle (and even poor) people are still in the mayority

What cars do you have?

I drive bus.

but many BMW, most used car is Volkswagen

Ferraris, I presume

>Bus
Are you a bus driver? :o

no...

i m working as chef. and uise Bus to ride to work

Do many people have jobs outside Liechtenstein?

I presume you mostly drive children to school?

>I am a meanie who likes to bully Swedish faggots with my Somali dick.

I like liechtenstein

S M O L
M
O
L

no, not really.

a few, but many foreingers from austria, switzrland and germany come here to wor.

>mfw, 35'000 inhabitants but 80'000 jobs

danke grossa bruader :3

sup?

Are you a native?

yepp

how much can you understand Italian

swiss people already have a hard time being nationalistic what with the 4 different languages and cultures, but you liechtenstein, do you manage to?

>35,000 inhabitants
>80,000 jobs
Booking my flight now 2bh

Us smol ex-British colonies have to stick together!

Singapore was britisch colony? i thought the french where there O.o

What does Liechtensteiner national identity consist of?

This is what I'm asking you

wtf you're not liechtenstein you tricked me

Yup. The French were nowhere near us
>Pic related, it's our flag from the good old days

I can just understand it decently.. around half the population can speak it fluently.
Just realised Singapore's flag is a vertical Muslim version of Malta's.

french indochina, british malaysia from which singapore was expelled after independence because their population was pretty huge compared to malaysia and singapore is majority chinese city

>Booking my flight now 2bh
1. Liechtenstein does not have an airport
2. You are not allowed to live there

Which is ironic because we have more Christians than Muslims here :3

Yes, what Finnbro said is correct. We're the only country to gain independence against our own will :(

>not allowed to live there
Why?

Sorry, just wanted to expand on your question.

he have a heliport !

and you are allowed to live here. ju just need to be 10 jears here to get citizenship

or marry me :3

>Why?

>Foreign nationals wishing to live in Liechtenstein require a residence pemit. A total of 89 such residence permits are granted by the government each year to citizens of EEA states and Swiss nationals. In special cases residence permits can be awarded to citizens of other countries.
liechtenstein-business.li/en/living-in-liechtenstein/life-in-the-principality/residence-permits/

Foreign nationals working in Liechtenstein are generally not allowed to live in the Principality, even if they are employed by a Liechtenstein company. In order to be allowed to live in Liechtenstein, foreign workers must apply for a residence permit. There are 56 such residence permits (B) granted each year for EEA citizens who already work in Liechtenstein. Half of these are awarded via a lottery; the rest are awarded by the government.

Citizens of other countries (neither EEA nor Switzerland) must be managers, specialists or qualified workers with a completed apprenticeship or many years of working experience in order to receive a residence permit (B).

>or marry me :3
Who of us gets to put on the pretty dress?

Based

Holy moly, how can one country be so based?!

Being a constitutional monarchy?

its not entierly true.

yes, the sistem is like that, but workersin the gastronomy for example, can get a licence when the workgivver asks for it. but its a rather long process. and costs some coins

Please marry me, I wanna live in cute liechtenstein :3

do you have le nationalism in cutenstein

liechtenstein is the second hardest country to emigrate into, only vatican city has a stricter immigration policy

even if you marry a non-liechtensteiner, she has to be married and live with you in liechtenstein for 3 years before she can apply for a permanent residence in liechtenstein

also this:
Migrants are expected to take steps towards integration throughout their stay in Liechtenstein, from arriving in the country to receiving citizenship. The Migration and Passport Office has the power to demand that migrants meet certain requirments, especially when it comes to learning German.

as kids we were told that being born in finland was the same as winning the lottery, but being born in liechtenstein would be like winning the lottery twice

It is so nice to live here ;_;

HEEEY !!!!!

han scho denkt i bi dr anzig do

Looks great!
>ywn live in Liechtenstein
Neck me now fAm

Just learn German and complete some good degree then get a residence permit in some country beside Liechtenstein, then go get a job in Liechtenstein. You'll get to live there soon enough.

Can we come since we made 2 micro states and have a bunch of crown dependencies?

I actually tried to learn German a few months ago because I had plans to study in Europe, but... NS took away my motivation ;_; and they do not speak Standard German, so there's less resources to learn it :(

Hey :) Hello my Liechtensteinenfriend.

aus welchem dorf kommscht?

where is based andorra?

only micro-country i've never seen post here

Triesenberg

Can officially recognized autonomous regions like Mt. Athos be included here?

I've seen them on here once or twice, they are quite rare to see

r u a monk?

schaan

Hani mir denkt. Muass jetzt leider gah. Bye.

tudelu

greece is so fucking mountainous

I have observed Mt. Athos whilst tripping.
Very nice experience. Have you been there?

...

Okay, i made some pics.

not best quality i know

gloorious busstation

we even have a trainstation!!

village center

weather is shit

liechtenstein qt.

...

hnnnnng

also post newspapers from your cunt.

would these titles even be allowed in germany?

>claiming Australia is Liechtenstein

>would these titles even be allowed in germany?
Yes, but they would be disliked by mainstream media.

Very comfy looking 2bh, it's like what I imagined a sleepy European town to look like. Very cute qt you've got there as well :3

Why? Is it because of the Vaterland thing? Too nationalistic?

>Too nationalistic?
Exactly

>tfw your protectorates don't post

Come on Andorra/Monaco, come out and play

shhh, dont scare them!

Isn't there a Guernsey/Jersey flag postings around Cred Forums as well? Would be pretty good to see more /micros/ here.

You could try studying in a uni in Germany or Switzerland in an area that speaks that German dialect. Alemannic, was it?

I totally don't want to spank them for being tax/vat havens, where do you get that idea

In liechtenstein are 11 Villages... and 11 Dialekts.

But with german you are good here

>Jersey

Everyone can speak Hochdeutsch in Liechtenstein? But wouldn't they speak Alemmanisch among themselves? Will be left out 2bh :/

>tfw no Macau

I know some of you guys speak variants of it, but it shouldn't be that hard to go from the standard Alemannic to the various dialects.

A good uni for you would probably be Uni of Basel. Maybe learn both the standard German first, then go to Basel and learn the Alemannic German there. Or learn both in Basel. I don't know.

>Learn both in Basel
Would be too late by then, kek. Wouldn't want to be one of those Albanians fucks who go there without speaking a lick of their language :/

Thanks m8, I'll look into it!

*invades you*

So your life plan is this:
>learn German
>apply for University of Basel, get a degree there
>learn Alemannic German in Basel
>apply for a job in Liechtenstein
>apply for residency in Liechtenstein a few years later
Wew.

Build wall first.

Very simplified, I just want to study in Germany/Austria/Switzerland and see where it leads from there 2bh.

This.
Have no idea why people are so afraid of our small baltic country.

i will vouche for you when you want citizenship :3

How can one country be so CUTE!

Are unrecognized meme states included? Like Hutt River

where is that?

if it doesn't have a Cred Forums flag, it doesn't count

according to flagratio Åland has made 29,916 posts on Cred Forums but i've only seen them once on Cred Forums?

pls åland show yourselves

WHERE IS SAN MARINO

I think I've never seen anyone from San Marino here

Microstate reporting in

>when Monaco has more coastline than you

I feel comfy here

i've only seen one tourist, no native sammarinese

Nore like tax haven general

>Germany
Freiburg, Konstanz

>Austria
Don't bother

>Switzerland
Any German-speaking university will do. Other than Basel, there's Bern, Fribourg, Lucerne, St. Gallen, Zurich

Strasbourg in Alsace, France works too because Alemannic can also be found there.

I see Faroe island post regularly

Do you guys have any good musicians?

Liechtenstein shares no border with germany!!

>less than 386 sq mi.
>country

Not big enough.

THEY STOLE OUR FLAG

eh

kinda
dark-salvation.li/DE/Default.asp

aha.li/freizeit/hobbys/kultur/musik-tanz/bands-aus-liechtenstein

Daily reminder that Singapore has larger population than Norway

>France works too because Alemannic can also be found there.
You shouldn't, their Alemannic is tainted with a lot of French

Hoe denkt Liechtenstein over Nederland?

>independed Mani
Are you going to trade rocks for food?

I know, right? Cutest country ever

Great thread, I support this general and I am loving reading about Liechtenstein. I will visit some day; my Grandma says the best chocolate she's ever had came from Liechtenstein. Do you guys still make great chocolate?

Wow, you guys even have a melodic death metal band. That's my favorite genre of music. Liechtenstein is awesome.

wtf I love Liechtenstein now

It's better than Austria, that's for sure.

I get this feeling that Switzerland will be his safest bet though.

What's the difference between liechtenstein and switzerland?

Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, Switzerland isn't.

Liechtenstein speaks just one language ("German"), whereas Switzerland had 4 official languages and also speaks English.

Liechtenstein is tiny but has a lot of jobs for its size. If you're not from an EEA country you are very unlikely to be able to work (much less live in) Liechtenstein.

come to /deutsch/ Brudi :3

BIN ICH DIE GANZE ZEIT DU TROTTEL !

aber da sind alle so feindseelig :(

sorry dass ich dich trottel genannt habe

What do you do for fun in Liechtenstein?

How often do you leave the country, and for what? (Shopping, entertainment, flying, etc)

What do you think about Switzerland compared to your country?

Ich war doch ganz nett zu dir, insgesammt war doch kaum einer gemein.

>What do you do for fun in Liechtenstein?

You cannot do much. There are few bars and stuff, but really not much,

>How often do you leave the country, and for what? (Shopping, entertainment, flying, etc)

Many times. due the fact that we dont have that many big malls or something.

Also Airports ect. are in switzerland. and for the great Highway acess, we also go to switzerland.

>What do you think about Switzerland compared to your country?

not much. there is really not that a big difference between our two countries.

just woke up
where do we fuck liechtenstein ass

I wanna hug Liechtenstein.
So cute! :3

I have some pics :3

...

Vaduz

...

Local bar

Noice

Carnival
For such a small country, there is a lot things you can do.

Everything is so clean

Good night Cred Forums

Schlaf gut

nachti andara liachtastaner uf int :3

bye