Male attractiveness by country according to Jews

>sweden

>finns
>sexy
into the trash it goes

>tfw as sexy as Brazil

Cred Forums BTFO

>Portugal
>not very low sexy

fake map

What makes iran stand out?

Could take it or leave it desu. I'd rather be attractive to other people.

I agree with this map

>usa

beggars can't be choosers you ugly cunt

more or less correlates with the map for male body hair pattern. ethnicities with little male body hair (latinos, africans, south indians, chinese etc) are unsexy

Where do I sign up for my jewess?

> Middle East not dark green
Are you sure it's made by Jews?

>tfw filthy somalians are sexier than me

Watch me.

Nice Scandinavian edit

what happens in the med and scandinavia that makes the men so hairy?

That's disgusting. If I were a woman I'd never want to mate with a literal ape. Body hair is disgusting desu

I want a jewish armed forces gf de s u

we are the sexiest anglos tbph

Scandinavia is one of the coldest places on Earth. What function do you think body hair filled?

rightful wog heritage

Protection from vermin and dirt and sand

t. sissy metrosexual

lucky I'm hairy as fuck then haha

Honestly it does work for me, I have a full head of hair and good beard genes. And I can get rid of my body hair if I so wish.

just enough to dilute the anglo inbreeding, not enough to make us greasy, cheap small business owners.

Stimulating sweat

It's VERY accurate, except for Turkey

so why meds are so hairy then?

So why aren't Africans the hairiest, since Africa is the place where humans would need body hair the most, according to your thesis? Don't act ignorant.

You just found out that they find jobless layabouts sexy and you still feel the need to hang shit on us? Nigga you salty.

No sauce and detailed to all sovereign nations?
Fake and gay

That's for native populations which would not include Lat Americans

So we can make jokes about it.

roman heritage

>get your body waxed
>all too late you realise that women think you look like a girl

It's actually accurate, at least the dark green part.

found your vid m8

WE

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Like you're gunna get a choice

Chad here, make a line ladies

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HAHAAA you are wrong

I hope you mean that you think Turks are fuck ugly.

The ones up front look hot for it mate

>Brazil
>not the sexiest

>hot for it
I see what you did there.

Stop trying to steal her purse first and she might like you more Pedro

bunch of manlets with zero body hair, no facial hair. basically look like indians. the only attractive brazilians are men with high white percentage. just like with blacks and spics in the usa.

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It's a spell

>Italians
>Greeks
>Master Race

Pick one and a half.

delet this zitto animale

Come on, Canada. Make some Greek and Itie jokes. GO!

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Meh... Their gays are really attractive in general.

I need a jewfu

Yeah, only Greek Gods eh?

I wonder how many people that tranny gang robbed the day that photo was taken.

>tfw no 1,90m swedish bf PhD in sucking dick
Why live?

>chilean boys cant be cute
Smh delete that stupid map

The best bodybuilder of nowadays is australian

Greece and Italy are their own jokes right now.

Makes sense, we do have big noses.

I also want a handsome foreign bf who is taller than me.

We have a strong gym culture

Are they poor, middle class or upper class?

Sure thing, sugarcoating propaganda man.

>In 1975 just 19% of Brazilian men and 29% of Brazilian women were overweight: In 2014 those figures are now 54% and 48% respectively.
>"In Brazil, being thin is associated with poverty, so culture has accepted being heavier as a desirable trait," says Uauy. This dramatic change in food culture has made cardiovascular disease and stroke the leading cause of death in the country according to Uauy -- followed closely by diabetes.
edition.cnn.com/2014/07/09/health/beating-the-bulge-brazil-obesity/

>Alarmingly, more than half of Brazil’s population has become overweight, compared to 43% in 2006.
>“If Brazil’s does not change its ways, it could be the most obese nation in the next 15 years”.
businessinsider.com/brazil-on-track-to-be-most-obese-in-world-2015-10

>Only 15 percent of Brazilian adults are active in their free time. The Economist revealed a study this week that showed that Brazilians are among the most sedentary in the world – even more than Americans. Over 40 percent of Brazilian men and over 50 percent of Brazilian women get insufficient exercise, the study says. With record sales of cars, TVs, and computers, it's getting easier to avoid exercise.
csmonitor.com/World/Americas/Latin-America-Monitor/2012/0730/Supersized-Brazil-Obesity-a-growing-health-threat

Fat Boom in Brazil:
youtube.com/watch?v=W2azliyij-o

Most "Beautiful Fat" Girl Contest In Brazil:
youtube.com/watch?v=pLZozdlAYEY

Only in the north east, i dont know where you live to buy such bullshit. Here in rio If you are not ripped you cant get laid

>tfw hairy
>tfw no Jewish qt to speak German to in bed

80% of those are catfish profiles.

taxonomy-wise scandinavians are just depigmented meds, and are different from continental germanics.

Have they seen real Nordics?

THICC

Here in Porto Alegre everyone is fat, fuck off roidhead.

doubtful in our case
most males here are meh tier

Are Hokkaido men so sexy?

asian immigrant

i disagree with your description of us as meds. we descend from the original european colonizers, that immigrated from the middle east into europe during the ice age.

Note Aus is sexier than NZ.

I would like to experiment with a jewish girl at least once before I kick the bucket. There's basically none here though, and the ones that are aren't very religious so it's hard to tell them apart from normal Aussies.

Probably because Rio is the only place foreigners like to go, bringing the regional average up.

They're bear wrestling, hairy Ainu, not descended from chinks like most japs.

I am chubby senpai, 20% of body fat, i am already strong, i am trying to get this fat the fuck outta me right now. And i am pretty sure that only ripped guys get laid there too. But really, here in rio you find s gym in every corner

>There's basically none here though,

Good, keep it that way and you might manage to stay white

The most attractive males are from Korea

>moroccans and argelians
>sexys

whats fuckin wring with you, judens

Girls here don't like ripped guys, they like big snake.

Steroids make your snake smaller.

>russia
>not dark red
that map is bullshit

Ashkenazi Jews are slavs, so it's not surprising.

18cm is enough?

i would like my bp to be enriched by your snake if you know what i mean

You didn't answer me. Are they poor, middle class or rich?

Poor. Almost every homosexual is poor.

Middle class. Copacabana uper class look like gringos, but with more genetic diversity - so they look kinda better

They are already part of our genes.

>living in a chad country
>tfw not chad

Who even makes these maps and collects the data?
Is someone genuinely interested in this information?

Thanks jews

ITT faggots
except me of course

>master Italians
>master Greeks

I know that feel

After a while you get used to that "ewww" look girls give you in a regular basis. Just try to find beauty in the small things of life like i do.
It helps

>tfw even kikes want the BIG FRENCH COCK

The guy with red cap could pass as the typical portuguese bydlo

Kills eh

I look like shit and can't get a gf fml

haha

>All those white countries
>very sexy
>Let's infest them with other races to the point where they won't look like that in the future
Fuck you guys.

can i move into kikeland pls i love seinfeld

No this is true.
The point is you sweat the more humid it is.
Scandinavia is humid as FUCKING FUCK

Greece?!?!?!
just google greek ppl...

Feels good being sexy. Now when do I get a Hebrew hoe?

>best korea red
>worst korea yellow
but they are exactly the same...

there goes my minidream of marrying a jewess

not true
malnutrition has lead norks to be smaller, weaker and overall much less attractive than their southern counterparts
for example, the average height in SK is 175cm while it is only 162 in the north

fuck yeah

>mfw no uruguayan boyfriend

>Chinuglies

wtf I love jews now

Iranian girls are qt
Also they look like Jews but less semetic

Shade

Is this a post-colonial map or pre-colonial one?

very low sexy

wow Sahara is more attractive tha Russia

Nordic-Roman heretige

>no bydlo bf
feels bad

Why are Japs so much hairier than other slants? East Aryans confirmed?

>mfw is due to our ugliness that we keep jews away.

wew

>tfw no jewish gf
feels good man

Proigral.

This guy alone

Why do jews like race-mixing so much?

They are between Arabs and Indians

wut

agreed with you,

>America
>very sexy

Пpoигpaл.

I'm not sure girls would consider that guy atractive

>Male attractiveness by country according to Jews
D-does this mean I should be aiming for Jewish gfs?

Who said anything about girls?

S toboi nikto ne igral.

like i already said, Scandinavians descend from the original europeans. we lived in europe Before the ice age, then the ice age came and we migrated down South, then followed the ice upp to the Nordic region as the ice melted. we migrated from the south and the reason why we have male bodyhair pattern is because we originate from the middle east, not central asia like the continentals.