Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Oat

法律でがちがちの国か。

法律が無くても、みんな仲良くできる国か。

要するに、道徳があるかないか。

これが問題だ。

またしてもスレ戦なの?(´・ω・`)

am I cunt for using Domou as a way of saying thanks to Conbini workers and Metro workers? I thought it was just short for Doumou Arigatou and wasn't so informal.

otsukare

I like female songs because I like girls. Why do you listen to male song?
youtube.com/watch?v=pJ2m9uyF2bg
youtube.com/watch?v=TciYA70POj0
youtube.com/watch?v=Bg59q4puhmg
youtube.com/watch?v=nmcdLOjGVzw

なぜに日本人は動物にそんなに酷いの
youtube.com/watch?v=eesxH2-8Jlo&feature=youtu.be

Kanna to be most sincere

I don't know...domou sounds a little arrogant for me.

the type of J-girl I want to ride my face.

Fuck, I'm 6'2" 210lbs of muscle and so I probably came off like a prick. I just want to be liked ;_;

余計な「に」を見つけた (´ ・ω・`)

That's so cruel...only soulless Japs can treat innocent animals like that.

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環奈はカワイイ。だがお前が横にならんだらお前はちんちくりんに見える。不細工は美人と付き合えたとしても幸せになれない。

>muscle
did anyone ask you to mention that?

日本て動物虐待に敏感だぞ

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>hafu

A terrible woman...

Woah there
Way too young

she's old enough to be your mother

I don't like her teeth.

youtube.com/watch?v=q4CrqsFQEVM

No, but it's a stereotype that muscular men are arrogant, is it not? This would reinforce the arrogant image you said, that would be projected by using Domou.

There's nothing wrong with her teeth

The stereotype of muscular men is being narcissistic and potentially gay.

so stupid

Thank you so much.

Women don't sing about slingin dope on the corner and killing japs, thats why

Okay...but there's something about the way she shows her teeth when laugh or smile.
She's overrated.

Applications for the 2017 JET Programme is now open for ausfags

Who else is applying?

Indeed you are poopoo

I like female singers because I want to be like them.

ok herbivore man.

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Domou!

Finally someone who agrees with me!

Back off le F

her manager should've said no to that.

No

Don't make me choose

Choose nigga
CHOOSE

It would like to see someone from Japanese Thread getting picked for a JET teacher.

反省 無しの異常な感性
謝罪 することなく人の痛み知らない

過去の犯罪 否定していくスタイル
被害国を挑発している

敗戦国のリアル
今ココにある
マジで覚悟しろ猿
やがてこの世から去る国、腐る

Please tell them to add "beauty" in their selection criteria.

>Applying to JET

Do you have ANY dignity kEK

>this coming from some old twat who fucks men with tits

鉋さん、可愛らしい子やね
瞳の色素が薄いんだろうか

環奈は大陸の血が混じってるんだろうな
ジャップだけの血であそこまで美人が生まれるわけがない

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台風で仕事早く終わったからこえの形見てきた。

早見沙織の演技がリアルで・・・クラスにいたろうあの子思い出した。

It seems まゆゆ's interest has shifted to from まゆゆ to 能年玲奈

thoughts on this pic

Nike make good clothes

在日韓国人は日本国旗外してね^^

w

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please no

He's a cute looking fella

I guess Mayuyu and Rena have similar facial features.
You gave up on the old one for a new.

What really happened to her.

What's the inside scoop/

at the Chinese again and got these new teas; grapefruit jasmine on the left and peach oolong on the right

Also some unagi, cucumber, avocado and sushi ginger sushi

Btw was conversing a milf that I like at m&s and was asking her about her holiday and managed to ask if she went with her husband and she said she wasn't with him

I don't know. It seems that some woman convinced Rena to leave her old agent and become independent. Everything was going excellent with the old agent, so people call it "crazy" and she must have been "brainwashed."

youtube.com/watch?v=OwhVEk4SLU4

Like Toshi of X Japan?

oyasumi

Sleep well, aniki

You gossip with a stranger at M&S?

Why japanese porn so weird?

She's not a stranger she's assistant manager of one of the departments

We don't know it for sure.
She's completely gone from the media.

Do you think it might be collusion by the industry to punish her?

Did you find out who was her company?

フリーマーケットってずっとFree marketだと思ってた
Flea marketだと今日気付いたぞい

She is black american weeb.

yeah... I hear similar stories about actors and singers leaving their agents.

She implied she was divorced, that's what she meant by she was not with him

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scary stuff

Do you know how old her kids are?
What's like to raise a kid in London as a single mother working at M&S?

I want to fuck a Japanese foot!

I'm back in Leeds, i see this woman 3-4 times a week I'm not talking about London

what is that Gundam bird monument?

There are a lot of protocols in the Japanese showbiz world and many of them are really hard to understand for common men like me...

oh, okay. you showed us your hotel room pic...

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how do you fuck a foot?

That was on Friday, I told you on Sunday when I got home and even posted pic of me eating

I think it happens here too but Japan is a little more obvious about it.

google "vajankle"

I've seen part of a foot going into a vagina

don't tell me how to live my life!

Stick in between the toes!

You're not in London anymore?

pretty please google "vajankle"

You are a same person? I thought they were by two different guys...

o-ok

Don't do it!!!
It'll ruin your life

British posters need neck name for distinguish.
I made this name for you guys.

Mehmed or Ali

choose one.

No I was only there for 2 nights

nick*

Still my bitch, good.

Where R U now?

There's no one else in this thread who posts from iPhone except me

There is more than two Brits though

zitto animale
let us enjoy watching F's life being ruined step by step.

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I was posting in this thread with my iphone litterally 2 hours ago

In the Chinese store in Leeds I posted a picture 10 mins ago

Not London?

herro ingurish posters!

あれ、台風明日には通り過ぎちゃうぞ
休みになるかと思ってたのに……
くそ

Alright lad

I'M READY TO DIE AND NOBODY CAN SAVE ME

No I told you I got back on Sunday afternoon

3時間ですぎちゃったよ・・・

Are you sure?
Can you see Big Ben anywhere?

Is she English or Dutch?

That's Kawaei Rena, not Mayuyu

>NOBODY CAN SAVE ME
Nobody would want to

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youtu.be/w0x89tp-M3g
This anime looks like Ghibli, but actually not. the quality is okay to me though I've never heard of it before.
Why is it unpopular?

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>world cap
Surely you mean world cup?

Like I gived a fuck
AKB members all rook the same

English

>japanese girls fathers don't pay any attention to them
>they never say i love you and tuck them in bed at night because they work 60 hours a week
>japanese girls moms dont care about them either
>the average yamato girl is very lonely and has no sense of belonging or family growing up
>she becomes an adult with all that baggage, becomes fucked in the head

Sounds like American girl.

How do Japanese people celebrate Christmas if at all? I'm prolly gonna be in Tokio alone around that time. Will it be awkward?

Racist

Some families give presents or put up a tree, but it's not a big deal
People eat cake
Young normies will go out with their girlfriends

Make sure to book a hotel room in well advance.

It's possible to enjoy itself by itself. But a couple is flooding a town.

hello poopooPeru

kek welcome to the dark side

maybe Japan is christanity country.

i'm assuming you're that english teacher in shanghai. there will be a flood of chink tourists on your plane and on the ground/airports,streets of tokyo, everywhere else

it'll be a fucking nightmare and major headache

china really needs set a limit on the number of chinks who can travel

>his country still hasn't voted to leave eu

Just go to kfc with everyone else

>It's possible to enjoy itself by itself.
No it's not.

There are few believing people in a religion in Japan. But an event of various religions is accepted. It's difficult that a foreigner understands a Japanese sense of values.

仲間は沢山だから気にするな

September 2017 If Marine pass through the propaganda

I went to Tokyo during November, around American Thanksgiving holidays once.

It was very quiet and almost eerily dead outside on most nights. It was cool and crisp outside. Little Nihon-jins were dressed in warm layers with their surgical masks. The city felt peaceful. You can do almost anything you want in Tokyo; you can walk around sketchy neighborhoods at 3am and nothing will happen to you.

Japan really is a comfy and peaceful country, where time has stood still.

Why don't you move to Japan yet?

THIS

>this is how we auties celebrate Christmas

>pizza with mayonnaise

youtube.com/watch?v=z08zZ1xW9Yw

KFCに行くことでクリスマスを「祝う」馬鹿ジャップ
完全にアメリカ化済み
ダサい

mayonnaise on pizza is as good as mayonnaise on sushi

>this is how I celebrate Christmas

フランスではどうクリスマスを過ごすの?

this is my video from last christmas

don't know what the purpose of this post was

I agree. They're both disgusting.
Do you know what South Americans do?

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420 Blaze it lmao

Are you living in 2006?

マクドナルドやKFCに行くのは親子連れが多い。
そして、子どもの健康に気を使わない、低所得層がほとんど。

クリスマスは日本でいう正月みたいなもの
家族と静かに過ごして家庭料理を食う
あと教会に行く
男女の馬鹿騒ぎは静かなクリスマスではやらない
日本とは正月とクリスマスが逆になってると思って良い

家族が揃ってご馳走になる

do yamato girls have cute toes?

LOLZ
ECKS DEE

ん?アメリカでもKFCでクリスマス祝うの?

Yes, thank you

I wish. I was sexually active back then.

easter

アメリカのファーストフードありがたがって恥ずかしくないのかよマヌケ

>ryan boundless got cucked by his japanese girlfriend

KEK no wonder thaiposter hates japs

そもそも日本人にとってクリスマスなんてありがたい日でも何でもないんだよマヌケ

中国人のほうがよくわかているアル、日本人は馬鹿アル

どんな料理?

ほーんで?

じゃあなんで馬鹿騒ぎして有難い日になってんの?アメリカ化した負け犬め

じゃあ今年からクリスマスには日の丸弁当食う

宗教観の違い

I like USA culture

>アメリカ化した負け犬
戦争に負けるとこうなるんやで(´・ω・`)

他国の文化を取り入れるのも日本の文化だ
次はイスラムの休日を増やします
アッラーアクバル

>I like USA culture

>culture
aside from fast food, what else do you like?

いろんな文化が入ってきてるけど中国とは違い古くからの文化も守ってるから

誕生日以外にイレギュラーなプレゼントが貰えるから(´・ω・`)

Racism

戦勝国でよかった

そのうちムスリムなんて同化させるか追い出すから問題ない

>implying America isn't the world champion of anti-racism

これな
子供にとってサンタさんからのプレゼントは偉大

that's not culture
it's human nature

誕生日がクリスマスの人もいるんですよ!
何ケーキを食ってんだかわかりゃしねえ
サンタのってたけどな

イスラム教徒は入れるな
あいつら日本人を誘拐して殺すテロリストだぞ

>よかった
よかったね…旧植民地からいっぱい人が来てくれて…( *´艸`)クスクス

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誕生日がクリスマスであることは
君がキリストであるための必要条件を満たしてる

植民地すら持たないジャップww

2月29日生まれは29日が無い年は誕生日をどうやって祝うのか
3月1日に祝う?

ワイらが裸にしてはりつけにするんやで(´・ω・`)

What is Tom Hanks doing in Japan? w

ありがたくないからバカ騒ぎするんだろw
天皇誕生日に街に電飾飾って大騒ぎとかしねーよ

あれは生誕を祝う日であって生誕した日ではないで

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一生どう…なんでもない

映画のプロモやで

マグレブ

What's so funny about that? I think your joke got lost in translation.

植民地から蹴落とされたカエルがなんか言ってる。

>ムスリム
>同化させる
フランスがタイムマシン作り出す方が先になる

座布団全部持ってくぞおい

喋んなカス

My trip to japan was unsuccessful, I was unable to find a japanese friend

Not looking at the guy giving him the fingers

tell me plz

タイムマシンと聞くとジョンタイターを思い出す

あはははは

Tom looks like he's having fun.

We don't want to be close to someone who's sure to be leaving in a few days.

Real wojak 山海塾

Cream cheese and tropical fruit.

結局今も昔もヨーロッパの経済ってアジアとかアフリカから労働者や奴隷を安価に引っ張って成り立たせてるんだよなあ。

今は昔と場所が変わって、植民地から本国へとこき使う舞台が移っただけの話。

いい加減ヨーロッパは、奴隷制から脱却すべきだと思う。

フランスってドイツに一ヶ月で降伏したんだっけ

ド、ドラえもんしか思い浮かばない……

インターネッツで良くみるこの画像ってどういう意味なの???おせーて!

貼り忘れた

コミュ症キモオタっぽい

Any of you guys into traps/trans girls? I'm heading to Japan in two weeks and want to check out the ニューハーフ scene in 新宿二丁目. Anyone wanna tag along, try our hands at hooking up?

Inb4 fag

お、on pizza? Hawai?

なんで?
否定はしないけど

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Fag

ドイツ恐怖症で二度と復興できないように巨額の賠償金化したり、ルールを占領したり。
ラインラント進駐防止のロカルノ条約を結んだり、アメリカと不戦条約を結ぼうとしたり、莫大な予算をかけてマジノ線つくったり色々やってたけど、
結局あっけなく負けた。さすがに一カ月以上は持ってたけど。

拠点を移しただけだが?
最後には勝ってるんだが?
別にドイツは嫌いじゃない

So my plan was doomed from the start, great.

フランスの弱虫の特性の信号なんだから

そう言えばポルトガルに帰って来たんだった

>最後には勝ってるんだが?
かなり微妙なところだと思うけどなあ・・・うーん・・。

よっしゃ寝るわ
お前らもほどほどにしてはやく休むんやで

Fag

I got an itchy itchy trigger finger my man

Jaysus lad, that's pretty harsh coming from you.
You're like some Bizzarro World where the men have vaginas and the women have penises...
Keep it up. I'll be headed there at some point.

欧米ってなんで13日の金曜日を嫌がるの?

戦争で勝ったために植民地経営していた企業は生き残ったからね
国というより会社の理屈で奴隷が止まらないのだと思う

No, in sushi.

刺激すると猫耳をなくして本音が噴き出す偽善ジャップw

炭水化物のコラボと言いたいのか?
そうなのか?おらおら

つまらない映画のタイトルだから

せやね
おやすみ

まあフランス料理でも見て落ち着いてください。

日本のネット民は民度が低いからね
仕方ないね

うなぎパイ食べたい

Cred Forumsのレベルが低いから、わざわざ合わせてやっている。
外人は感謝してほしい。

美味いぞ

もしあなたが韓国旗や中国旗ならば、必ず「ネトウヨ死ね」と言い出す日本旗が現れる
おそらくあなたを攻撃しているのは中国や韓国が好きな人たち

youtube.com/watch?v=x3Afqmdh7hw
急に会いたくなった

何それ不味そう

見る目がないなぁ ┐( ̄ヘ ̄)┌

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まぁまぁ落ち着いて

フランス料理って良くも悪くも普通だな

ああごめん分かった
「うなぎパイ」ではなく「うなぎとパイ」だった

Baguette au fromage

フランス料理の特徴がよくわからない。
バケット?エスカルゴ?

うなぎとパイを同時に食べる変人なんかいるの?

バター

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うな重とうな丼の違いは形だけか
個人的にはうな重派だがよく考えたら違いが形だけかな

フランスパンってめっさ硬いけどあんなのバリバリいつも食ってるの?
いや、おいしいけどさ。

What do the japanese think about the Nanjing massacre?

日本人は柔らかいものしか食べないから
下顎が細くて歯並びが崩れるって言われてんでしょうが。
外国人は肉引きちぎって食べる顎持ってるんだよ

About what?

Nanjing massacre

OPはもう寝ました。

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre

Forgery

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Nobody watches the propaganda

Anyone can make a Wikipedia article. I've never heard of this before, but it looks fake.

before 1937, KMT and Communist Party fought many times in Nanjing

in 1937
Japan won in Nanjing against 100,000 KMT
German priest said no pubric was killed by Japanese army in his diary.

in 1938
US reserchers looked for bone around Nanjing for propaganda.
Then they said 20,000 were killed by Japanese.
But that was not so seriously accepted.

from 1937 to 1945
KMT said nothing about Nanjing though they made numerous propagandas about other war and victims. US used those propagandas too.

1945
Suddenly KMT said Japanese killed 300,000 in Nanjing

1965
KMT leader Chiang Kai-shek accepted Nanking was lie

now
Communist Party say Japan killed 300,000

Nanjing ended as a lie between Japan and KMT.
Only outsiders are still complaining.

そもそも日本軍は民間人に危害を加えるなって教育がされてて
手を出した軍人には罰も与えられた
プロパガンダのような残虐性なんてないぞ

undertakerrach.gouketu.com/nanking.html

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How?
What?
history.com/topics/nanjing-massacre
Source?

what a meme!

フランスは一般家庭でもノコギリみたいなパン切りナイフ持ってるし、
切ったパンをスープに浸して食べる文化なんだよ
さすがにあのままかぶりつく人はいない

kek, I treated a jap girl like shit as punishment for the nanjing masacre
we set a hour to meet and then eat something, but I didnt went, she was texting me and I was answering I was near, but in fact I was playing CS at my apartment caring shit about her or her life
she waited for me 2 hours
KEK

成る程

>history.com

All you're doing is annoying the few Japs who don't already hate South Americans. You sure showed her!

what are those things on her chest?

www2.biglobe.ne.jp/~remnant/nankingm.htm

Read

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/223038.stm

peru, have you ever had any negative experiences with hookers? getting cheated, scammed, the girls not giving you what you ask for, or the girling turning out to be someone other than her pictures, etc

そんな英語長文読めないわ……

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そんなものより自分の爺さん曾祖父さんが南京事件に詳しかったのんのんびより

>Sweden
>Big Black Cock
Why am I not surprised?

Not an argument

So you won't deny that you love big black cocks?

>somebody triggered the nanking deniers again

まぁいいように踊らされてるな
情報戦争が1番怖いな

韓国慰安婦
youtu.be/ggQaYD37Jm4
youtu.be/5Is6FbT5leM
youtu.be/ssAy5wtEQz4

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why did you delete your post, peru?

慰安婦像問題って統一教会のマッチポンプだろ
設置する側も統一教会系のはず

みんなそのままかぶりつくけど

I think it is deplorable that my country let so many niggers inside its borders, however i dont see how it is any connection with the japs killing and raping the chinks
They sound kind of like the holocaust deniers

Ta bagutte est moins dure.

>that accent
Is he a Jew?

I'll make the next thread.

発狂しても発狂しても無視して然るべき相手だ。
日本は優しすぎ

The B.B.C. is a propaganda agency owned by a government run by exactly the same sorts of people who did that to your country.

nope, I didnt have any bad experience with hookers, they all were nice and cute, the main problem was the language barrier
honestly seems most of them liked to be with me
probably hookers have a fetish for virgin guys

Next Thread 次スレ

歴戦?
捏造?

Still got nothing to do with the Nanjing massacre

>jew flag in second vid
Confirmed Jew

www2.biglobe.ne.jp/~remnant/nankingm.htm
please read

Yes it does. It's not a reputable source.

This site is good.
undertakerrach.gouketu.com/nanking.html

I can't research all newspapers or propaganda before 1945 but if there are such newspapers, China use it as a proof of massacre.
There is no such newspaper so Chine use propaganda film as shit proof.

>the japanese version of holocaust deniers

Then, you don't have to believe it particularly.

bye

Even if the massacre was truth, the Chinese people were not even treated as human beings by westerners at that time. Without Japanese Empire, Chinese women are still being raped by westerners now.

あほフランス人に釣られる
中韓のせいにする
ネトウヨの様式美やね