Lib dems edition
/brit/
anime
anime
anime OUT
I miss David Cameron
Democracy requires strict rules an consistency, it is by it's nature conservative.
Liberal Democrats is a nonsense term
Janny will kill the libdem
they are proponents of liberal democracy
you are a runt
>do do you do if one thing is cooked the the rest aren't?
Hahahahaha really fucked up that post didn't you, absolute runt!
karen
tim farron is someone who i can imagine as a literal cuckold in real life
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Voting for her to be president of US tbqh lads
Going to write it in on my ballot
lib dems for europe, for progress, for reform, for equality, for justice and for prosperity
Mfw since UK voted to leave EU we had more problems with Council.
Why? He was a tit, tbf.
Are you allowed to do that?
Could you mobilise enough people to get Justin Timberlake elected
>right wing intellectuals
girl sitting in front of me just farted
not sure how I feel about all of this
i miss nick clegg
he was one of the better post-war prime ministers and there's nothing you slags can do about it
Theresa May is a thousand times better desu. Loving every second of her government so far.
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>tfw you could easily identify as a Liberal Democrat but the party that represents that is a fringe group
doing a sad
I reckon 90% of /brit/ must be pakis if the accusations on here thrown around are correct.
ah yes the authoritarian but profligate theresa may
>fringe group
REEEEE
we'll see what happens when corbyn wins desu, could pick up a LOT of owen smith voters, maybe all 12 of them
Lib Dems want to tell children they should become prostitutes. How will they ever be anything other than a meme?
Lads
>t. paki
spooky
He really wasn't though.
that's a big strawberry
Cameron was just as authoritarian as May desu.
why shouldn't they 2bh
it's a job and lib dems are pro prostitution
t.slag
this gimmick is causing me emotional distress. please refrain from using it. thanks xx
got called a rorke in the council offices
t. only paki in Iceland
>why yes i think i'll spend all day bashing yanks in /brit/
Tony Blair is the greatest prime minister this country has ever had
Because prostitution should not be encouraged you fucking nonce, especially with children.
Ah yes, remember when he banned porn? Hmmm yes, that really come to fruition
You'd need at least 75 million people
But even if you did do that, Trudeau for example, wouldn't become president because he's not a natural born citizen, not even a US citizen. But there's a write in area where you can put anyone
Fuck off Blairite.
Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?
The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.
why shouldn't prostitution be encouraged
it's always happened and it's bad for everyone involved not regulating it
I don't even have sex dreams anymore. I just dream about being in a loving relationship. Think I'm getting lonely.
did a big sleep and had a warm bath
feel very cosy
Girl farted again
I've started having out-loud conversations with myself
degeneracy
Blair did some good things. Sadly his legacy is forever tarnished with the Iraq/Afghanistan wars and the lies regarding immigration
He tried to push the snooper's charter etc, same stuff as what May wants.
Because it is a disease on society and anyone who takes part in it or encourages it is a cancer. More importantly if you go around telling little kids to have sex for money they might just do it and do it when they are still young, lib dems are pure nonces.
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Anyone should have the freedom to be a prostitute if they desire
alri Tim
So have I, it's really getting out of hand but I enjoy it
>having conservative views makes you a nazi
No.
>ree it's bad because i don't like it
>ree we should force sex workers into dark alleys
>ree muh degeneracy
you lads are funny lol
>Trudeau
Read that post again, mate
>t.rasheed
Business idea: go around telling little kids to have sex for money
I've been doing this for as long as I remember.
Sex workers should go to prison, so should people who use them.
>people shouldn't do what they want because I don't like it
ah yes, mature.
Did you shave your legs? Just wondering.
>ree ur bad because I like it
I have done that since being a bairn.
*rips off mask*
I am the Silenced Singer, flat spracklen house Marlow
yes
shaved my bp too in anticipation of the play session i have planned later
>ah yes, mature.
>sex workers should go to prison
who does that help? theres worse people doing worse things and sending people to prison costs around £35k a year to the government
>people should be able to do what they like because they like it regardless of consequences
ah yes, mature
So I can kill you and your family without repercussion if I want to?
Keep us posted
Lewd.
Solo play session? x
>we shouldn't send people to prison because it costs money
this is actually what goes though the heads of students
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I said Timberlake, not Trudeau
Justice should not worry about the price-tag. Also prisoners should be used as slave labour to make up for some of it.
business plan: replace workers with machinery, never hire graduates.
No because that infringes on my right to stay alive
Prostitution doesn't deny anyone anything
no
unfortunately yes, always hope a big bf will appear at the door and take advantage of me
>Justice should not worry about the price-tag
But it does, people like Poleaboo get of because trials are too expensive
KAREN?
Lads why hasn't weed been legalised here yet? Fucking yanks have even legalised it
eh eh alright alright calm down
i would honestly never even consider committing a crime if the punishment was some cheap old fashioned medieval torture
>a fucking ram
Yes, but that is because of the Tories being weak on policing and justice, they need to start spending more.
HOWLING
> yanks getting REK'd
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on the look out for a turkish gf
>unfortunately yes, always hope a big bf will appear at the door and take advantage of me
me
because it's debased, degenerate, depraved, perverted and retrograde
remember, you only get punished if you get caught
>prisoners should be used as slave labour
ah yes
the so-called sensible right wing
Weed is basically legal anyway, the police do not enforce the laws on it strictly.
never been to turkey, have you?
Too many people on benefits and too many immigrants draining the NHS. There is no money
It's pretty much been shadow legalised here. My city has a dispensary on every corner and you can get a licence by paying a small fee and claiming you have anxiety. You don't even need a doctor to vouch for you. I wonder why Trudeau is dragging his feet.
thank you
>Justice should not worry about the price-tag. Also prisoners should be used as slave labour to make up for some of it.
cause mental issues
destroys families
is degenerate
nah i reckon we shouldn't send people who haven't hurt anyone to prison because it costs loads of money and we should spend the money on good things not trying to put the bad people somewhere else
on the look out for a bullemic turkish weeb gf
That policy has been used by both left and right throughout history.
Cut bennies, spend more on police.
it's called "repaying your dept to society"
business idea: force NEETs into slave labour
cause only useless scum use it
>cause mental issues
>destroys families
>is degenerate
I voted Tory last election.
want to bully a cute girl live on television
dude
you're an idiot
Why did you vote for a party with completely different views to yours?
Business idea: all the cool lads on /brit/ meet up and smoke weed together
t. Jonah Hill
business idea: bribe foreign ministers to take our refugees
>Cut bennies, spend more on police.
So you want to create more criminals (people in poverty have little other choice than crime) then use the money saved to create more police
Genius
Stop Labour winning, I live in a swing seat, the Tory majority here was ridiculously small, less than 100 if I remember.
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Nah, I'd rather not smoke on my own
ah yes
stiff willy
libdem my mandem
>people in poverty have little other choice than crime
no they fucking don't
okay so what about alcohol and cigarettes?
by your logic we should make those illegal too
Then use the prisoners as slave labour.
Best plan ever developed.
yeah you're right
they don't
>people in poverty have little other choice than crime
>>>/64619938/
youtube.com
yank gf just posted this
i would be for making those illegal if it were possible
>Then use the prisoners as slave labour.
doing what exactly?
youtube.com
love her lol x
my gf
the world no longer has room for "coolness" anymore. you can no longer wear a leather jacket, ride a motorised bicycle and smoke cigarettes and be automatically cool. everything is degenerate, embarrassing and childish
Prove me wrong, I've known so many weed smokers and they never get harassed by the police even though it is fucking obvious.
Smashing rock with hammers.
was it loud or did you just smell it?
For what purpose?
>he doesn't want to tax the shit out of high quality government weed to fund the nhs and stuff
what a silly bugger
walked past a couple with a kid in a pushchair the other evening and they stank of it
Whatever is useful, you could also loan out the prisoners to factories etc I guess.
forget there's literal authoritarians ITT
>reee just do everything like i want you to do it and don't do the bad things that i say are bad because of me saying they are bad
very very very VERY VERY VERY funny
howling, almost
Remind me again why proportional representation isn't the better system
make smaller rocks
Punishment
because WE VOTED AGAINST IT
whether it's actually better or not, my mate gav down the pub has spoken
>why yes I do support labour
Results in retarded coalitions more often.
gave me a feel.
Filthy degenerates, they should be thrown in jail and made to perform slave labour for 10 years
Do you not think psychosis and schizophrenia are bad? Most sane people do
bought a willy washer to wash my willy
We voted against AV not PR you uneducated pleb.
"politics" are so complicated.
why don't we just get rid of it?
Havng worked in a prison, prisoners make shitty workers because they don't give a shit and there's no consequences for doing a shitty job.
fucking nanny-statist
Heard two soft high pitched squeals coming from her bum but I did not smell a thing
gov.uk
i've seen numerous times police cracking down on it
>ah yes, i will waste all my waking hours on /brit/ arguing with people who will never change their opinions and then declare myself winner of the internets when they stop replying to me
This will be less popular. The right-wingers on here are all NEET.
>the so-called 'conservative party'
aaaaaahhhh YES
this is why i support trump
well the PEOPLE have SPOKEN and we don't want any of your fucking brussels AV voting systems you fucking losera
Weed is unironically much less damaging than alcohol or cigarettes, and it actually has positive effects. Only runts think it should be illegal
That is why you have to get rid of a lot of the treatment laws around prisoners. A good bit of abuse would induce some work ethic.
That is just what is on the books. What is on the books is not always applied.
>this is why i support trump
>I'll quote people saying smoking weed is degenerate and put a UKIP member next to it, even though the ex-leader of UKIP supports it's legalisation
>Weed is unironically much less damaging than alcohol or cigarettes,
true
>and it actually has positive effects.
false
>Only runts think it should be illegal
true
>Here are two bad things we can't control
>This means we should have a third
Runt
recently beat the ever-loving piss out of some bloke.
i just planted a marijuana cigarette in his hand so the police would consider it justified
yeah, go wave a bag of weed infront of a cop and see what happens you fucking mong
So you're fine with using prisoners as slave labour and corporal punishment for those who refuse. But I bet you're against Sharia Law too
The cognitive dissonance is staggering
why are the right wing arguing for a nanny state lads? very odd
mental gymnastics gold in the paralympics goes to rorke
They would probably take it and then do fuck all. Weed smokers are serial offenders who get away with it.
not an argument
see
the money you'd get from taxing weed would cover nhs costs quite well
opening my third eye
Wish I could re-wind about 4 years and go back to the days when I was a popular normie desu lads.
we should raise taxes to fund the nhs properly lads
*poke*
I'm against sharia for other reasons and because a lot of its punishments are retarded and just create disabled people who cannot work, eg. hand-chopping. Not because I disagree with authoritarian standards.
AV would have eventually led to PR
and AV is still miles better than FPTP
did a thing m8s
I don't believe in a "small state", it is a libertarian meme.
It should be legal so that more people will have schizophrenia and then spend the rest of their lives in a mental hospital? Not sure I get where you're coming from
Shan't be reading this
Weed hasn't been proved to cause any mental illnesses you runt
>Legalise weed
>Created more medical problems
>Have to spend more on the NHS
Ah yes, such a great plan.
What practical difference is there between your average right-wing 'muh degeneracy' UKIP supporting right-winger and a paki? Their opinions are practically the same.
>Slave labour in prisons
A paki would support this
>Anti-feminism
A paki would support this
>Anti-gay
A paki would support this
>Anti-drugs
A paki would support this
>Anti-secularism
A paki would support this
>all these moral Peter Hitchens worshippers ITT
>Working on the till
>Someone asks for baccy in imperial
>Get pissed off when you ask them what that is in grams
Why do cunts do this?
HOW ABOUT SOME GINGER TITTY BEAVER, LADS??????????????
legalising weed isn't going to give everyone schizophrenia
plus if you have lots of mental hospitals for those that do get schizophrenia, you'll create more jobs anyway
do you not want more jobs?
UKIP are libertarian faggots who don't care about any of that.
Well it caused you so we will have to agree to disagree
My muther just helped with my mathsematics arseignment
>legalising weed isn't going to give everyone schizophrenia
I said more people
>do you not want more jobs?
Not if it involves ruining people's lives
>Criminalise weed
>Created more criminals
>Have to spend more on the Police
Ah yes, such a great plan.
Pakis use drugs all the time you nonce.
A Paki would support it in theory, but they always vote against their true believes for the bennys. Don't act like you don't already know that
>legalise weed
>tax the weed
>pay for the medical spend on weed problems
>have PLENTY of change left over
>spend that money on nice things for everyone like a playground with a proper roundabout
ah yes, literally a good plan
Apart from most UKIP supporters aren't any of those things
>Not wanting a strong, well-funded police force
*welcomes you to the runt farm*
*notices your balding hair*
*leads you to the runt barn*
*turns around right before the door*
Now, I must warn you. The smell and sight you will see is abhorrent, but if you want hair - this is the best you could find.
*as I open the door ever so slightly, the most repugnant smell fills the air*
*i lead you further in the depths of the barn, you see glowing yellow eyes watching your every footsteps*
*i stop and bellow for the runts i'm looking for*
*suddenly squeals of terror fill the air, as the four runts trod up to us*
*you observe the runts, their hair unkept but hanging low to their toes*
*i tug at one of the runts hair with great strength, to show the durability of the hair*
Magical isn't it, this hair will be fine for you. Now which one?
*you point to one of them*
*i bring out the clippers, and flick it on - it jolts to life with a loud buzzing noise*
*the runts starts squealing*
Heh .. runts always attached to their hair, not to worry...
Fuaaark
>Criminalise murder
>Created more criminals
>Have to spend more on the Police
How silly of us, we should abolish that law ASAP.
Shan't be reading a word of this
need a strong, well-funded police bf 2bh
Refugees are welcome to Canada
Well it'd be their own faults
just have some schizo drawings on the weed packaging as a health warning
runtish behaviour
>Shan't
bet these unironic authoritarians flip shit when people compare them to nazis
they are literally very like nazis desu
>all I care about is weed and playgrounds
>>>/Christiania/
>waisting your strong, well-funded police force chasing DUDE #420 LMAO
good post
>weed is a DEGENERATE DRUG for SCUM!
*Takes another sip of his pint and a pull from his cigarette*
Never smoked desu.
>anyone I disagree with is a nazi
the classic
>hating the nazis
it's like you've come straight from reddit
t. weed smoker
*pulls out the old trusty glock*
Ah, here we are
*points it at you with an extremely smug grin*
told my friend i was a national socialist who supported Hitler.
the just scoffed and compared me to the nazis
>anyone who smokes weed is a degenerate
*huffs another rock from the pipe*
but you've drank haven't you you fucking degenerate
yeah this
you literally are like a nazi if you want a strong racially pure police state with heavy punishment like slave labour for things you consider degenerate
>I seriously hope you didn't vote LEAVE
>>hating the nazis
>it's like you've come straight from reddit
Sometimes, but it is part of the culture.
Gonna buy a bunch of Oktoberfest themed beers tomorrow, lads
didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people alongside fighting an expansionist war to conquer europe? don't think they're the good guys lad haha
smoking weed is part of the culture 2bh
Still looking for that lad with the Yoga 710
Only African culture.
good
*unsheathes katana*
*turns around to face you*
*a a crooked smile appears on my face but my eyes remain hidden in the shadow of my hair*
i see you aren't familiar with me. Let me show you who you are dealing with...
*BANG*
*dies*
>fedora posting
yup, straight from reddit.
>6,000,000 people
11mil you runt
actionposting is fucking cancer. fuck you all
Oh wow I have two interviews coming up
one is for a warehouse apprenticeship
and the other is working in a Coral
oh yes
20 million you fucking anti-Semites.
>didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people
ok you've got to be baiting now
>>fedora posting
>yup, straight from reddit.
well, alright
*fucks myself*
>actionposting is fucking cancer
>fuck you all
>the holocaust happened
who /yoga710/ here
been trying for weeks
chinese and romanian
oh yeah sorry i always just think of the jews, they killed loads of other non-desirables as well init
>Using Chinese and Romanian cultures as examples of good ones
>>didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people
>ok you've got to be baiting now
Where are these from? They're so bad.
Hah! Just sent in my vote to STAY in the EU.
Can't wait till these RACISTS gets whats coming to them!
Bring on the referendum!
It's completely normal for a fully grown 21 year old to be 5'8 right lads?
>unironically non-memingly denying the holocaust
On a global scale, you're above average
haha you tell em
it's hilarious how the people arguing for weed to be legalised are the same people that have to hide their smoking from mummy
no just pointing out you're wrong desu
cannabis is part of our culture and has been for about 60-70 years, well before either of us were alive :^) you have never grown up in a culture not influenced by cannabis
>post times are in yank not local
what happened?
I didn't meet a weed smoker until I went to University desu. So it is hardly that common.
Bought the yank gf a gift
rate my new trip and avatar, lads
Mook knows what's up
I fucking hate potheads, wish they'd neck themselves desu
cannabis is pretty much decriminalised here lads and theres nothing you lil runts can do about it except smoke up
your mates were nerds
all the cool kids were smoking
>Unironically increasing your risk of mental illness because DUDE IM HIGH AS FUCK LMAOOO
*passes the dutchie on the left hand side*
Not all of us have the luxury of going to a madrassa
Kek, at my (grammar) school it was common as hell
Pakis are all drug users.
Not really. They don't call it the jazz cigarette for nothing.
*time stands still but I keep walking towards you*
>all the cool kids were smoking
I went to a comprehensive school in rural East Yorkshire.
Are you straight edge?
thread stopped
it will seem that everything that can be said about weed has finally been said
doing a read
i, never learned how to use proper punctuation
>short haired qt asked the guy on her left a question instead of me
What the fuck lads?
Moral man wrote about how he was fairly shit on Sunday
you disgusting slug
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how do I get a chav slag to like me?
you yourself must become one
eeee the peacocks have a little baby lads it's so cute >.
Been wondering this, how easy is it to get a council estate gf?
Threaten to chin her brother and offer her a cig
Wish we had an actual socially liberal party in the UK that didn't have a huge fucking stiffy for surveillance.
treating my ears to, perhaps, the greatest musical genre - grime.
theory: Marcus Aurelius was right when he said that comfort and lack of inconvenience makes man weak and that pain endured should be admired
technology has made us weak and petty tbf and that with welfare and the lack of family and church coupled with marketers arousing artificial desires is why people are killing themselves and are depressed and so on
t. hyper-intellect and plato-esque philosopher
strongbow and richmonds
Wish we had a social conservative party in the UK desu.
the lib dems?
>stiffy for surveillance
it's called vouyerism
>theory: Marcus Aurelius was right when he said that comfort and lack of inconvenience makes man weak and that pain endured should be admired
>technology has made us weak and petty tbf and that with welfare and the lack of family and church coupled with marketers arousing artificial desires is why people are killing themselves and are depressed and so on
>t. hyper-intellect and plato-esque philosopher
take her round the back of wimpy and get yourself some stinky fingers
What to do about the Scottish problem...?
>dude remember the 90s with no technology LOL xD like and share if you remember
being socially conservative is just islam but you get to wear a hat
Nah. Muslims have their own thing going on, for instance polygamy, they do drugs, fucking little boys is part of their culture etc.
Just wish they hadn't fucked themselves over with the coalition. Hopefully labour implode and they gain out of it.
Islam isn't socially conservative its making women your slave
>being socially conservative is just islam but you get to wear a hat
what a fucking pathetic retort that was you fucking lunatic waste cunt
kill yourself immediately before I smash your family into the sun
theres a word in muzzie lingo
for a really halal thingo
when you throw your hands for takbir
on the way to slaughter kafir
Hope Lib Dems go extinct desu. Really hate that cunt Farron.
I know you're trying Theresa but no one gives a shit about old conservative values these days.
Just let me wank k xx
stop killing the libdem
ah yes, the social conservative feminists who only care about women when it means they feel righteous having a go at muslims
Theresa May wants you to get a gf ffs not touch yourself
Farron is a bit shit. Could do with someone like Clegg again. He was pretty good if you're not an autist about tuition fees.
Ah yes, the social liberals who hate everything slightly social conservative until it comes to Islam.
Im not even going to bother arguing my case because you're so fucking dense
been pretty poorly and just getting more and more inactive
my owners are considering having the veterinarian put me down
Don't wanna get a gf just wanna watch anime and it's my right as a free man to be a loser in peace. Theresa can go away.
I'm drinking peppermint tea, okay?
new thread new me
How should I invest my money?
Stop using liberal the yank way you knob. Another of our great conservative imports sucked off from the Americans.
What? That is not the Yank way you fucking runt.
en.wikipedia.org
It comes from Great Britain you political illiterate.
Would like to point out Marcus Aurelius was around before the church even existed, as was most of Roman history, and they did fine without it
Stop reading Cred Forums, you fucknugget