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I miss David Cameron

Democracy requires strict rules an consistency, it is by it's nature conservative.

Liberal Democrats is a nonsense term

Janny will kill the libdem

they are proponents of liberal democracy
you are a runt

>do do you do if one thing is cooked the the rest aren't?

Hahahahaha really fucked up that post didn't you, absolute runt!

karen

tim farron is someone who i can imagine as a literal cuckold in real life

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Voting for her to be president of US tbqh lads

Going to write it in on my ballot

lib dems for europe, for progress, for reform, for equality, for justice and for prosperity

Mfw since UK voted to leave EU we had more problems with Council.

Why? He was a tit, tbf.

Are you allowed to do that?

Could you mobilise enough people to get Justin Timberlake elected

>right wing intellectuals

girl sitting in front of me just farted

not sure how I feel about all of this

i miss nick clegg

he was one of the better post-war prime ministers and there's nothing you slags can do about it

Theresa May is a thousand times better desu. Loving every second of her government so far.

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>tfw you could easily identify as a Liberal Democrat but the party that represents that is a fringe group

doing a sad

I reckon 90% of /brit/ must be pakis if the accusations on here thrown around are correct.

ah yes the authoritarian but profligate theresa may

>fringe group
REEEEE
we'll see what happens when corbyn wins desu, could pick up a LOT of owen smith voters, maybe all 12 of them

Lib Dems want to tell children they should become prostitutes. How will they ever be anything other than a meme?

Lads

>t. paki

spooky

He really wasn't though.

that's a big strawberry

Cameron was just as authoritarian as May desu.

why shouldn't they 2bh
it's a job and lib dems are pro prostitution

t.slag

this gimmick is causing me emotional distress. please refrain from using it. thanks xx

got called a rorke in the council offices

t. only paki in Iceland

>why yes i think i'll spend all day bashing yanks in /brit/

Tony Blair is the greatest prime minister this country has ever had

Because prostitution should not be encouraged you fucking nonce, especially with children.

Ah yes, remember when he banned porn? Hmmm yes, that really come to fruition

You'd need at least 75 million people

But even if you did do that, Trudeau for example, wouldn't become president because he's not a natural born citizen, not even a US citizen. But there's a write in area where you can put anyone

Fuck off Blairite.

Why do you keep coming back to /brit/?

The gimmicks are shit, the memes are shit, the banter is shit. It's full of fucking boring, retarded JFs clamouring for attention and mentally ill halfwits desperate for (You)s. An endless stream of shit quips in a race for the bump limit so some spastic can can think he's done something special in his life by creating a 'new'.

why shouldn't prostitution be encouraged
it's always happened and it's bad for everyone involved not regulating it

I don't even have sex dreams anymore. I just dream about being in a loving relationship. Think I'm getting lonely.

did a big sleep and had a warm bath

feel very cosy

Girl farted again

I've started having out-loud conversations with myself

degeneracy

Blair did some good things. Sadly his legacy is forever tarnished with the Iraq/Afghanistan wars and the lies regarding immigration

He tried to push the snooper's charter etc, same stuff as what May wants.

Because it is a disease on society and anyone who takes part in it or encourages it is a cancer. More importantly if you go around telling little kids to have sex for money they might just do it and do it when they are still young, lib dems are pure nonces.

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Anyone should have the freedom to be a prostitute if they desire

alri Tim

So have I, it's really getting out of hand but I enjoy it

>having conservative views makes you a nazi

No.

>ree it's bad because i don't like it
>ree we should force sex workers into dark alleys
>ree muh degeneracy

you lads are funny lol

>Trudeau
Read that post again, mate

>t.rasheed

Business idea: go around telling little kids to have sex for money

I've been doing this for as long as I remember.

Sex workers should go to prison, so should people who use them.

>people shouldn't do what they want because I don't like it
ah yes, mature.

Did you shave your legs? Just wondering.

>ree ur bad because I like it

I have done that since being a bairn.

*rips off mask*
I am the Silenced Singer, flat spracklen house Marlow

yes

shaved my bp too in anticipation of the play session i have planned later

>ah yes, mature.

>sex workers should go to prison
who does that help? theres worse people doing worse things and sending people to prison costs around £35k a year to the government

>people should be able to do what they like because they like it regardless of consequences
ah yes, mature

So I can kill you and your family without repercussion if I want to?

Keep us posted

Lewd.

Solo play session? x

>we shouldn't send people to prison because it costs money
this is actually what goes though the heads of students

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I said Timberlake, not Trudeau

Justice should not worry about the price-tag. Also prisoners should be used as slave labour to make up for some of it.

business plan: replace workers with machinery, never hire graduates.

No because that infringes on my right to stay alive
Prostitution doesn't deny anyone anything

no

unfortunately yes, always hope a big bf will appear at the door and take advantage of me

>Justice should not worry about the price-tag

But it does, people like Poleaboo get of because trials are too expensive

KAREN?

Lads why hasn't weed been legalised here yet? Fucking yanks have even legalised it

eh eh alright alright calm down

i would honestly never even consider committing a crime if the punishment was some cheap old fashioned medieval torture

>a fucking ram

Yes, but that is because of the Tories being weak on policing and justice, they need to start spending more.

HOWLING

> yanks getting REK'd

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on the look out for a turkish gf

>unfortunately yes, always hope a big bf will appear at the door and take advantage of me
me

because it's debased, degenerate, depraved, perverted and retrograde

remember, you only get punished if you get caught

>prisoners should be used as slave labour
ah yes
the so-called sensible right wing

Weed is basically legal anyway, the police do not enforce the laws on it strictly.

never been to turkey, have you?

Too many people on benefits and too many immigrants draining the NHS. There is no money

It's pretty much been shadow legalised here. My city has a dispensary on every corner and you can get a licence by paying a small fee and claiming you have anxiety. You don't even need a doctor to vouch for you. I wonder why Trudeau is dragging his feet.

thank you

>Justice should not worry about the price-tag. Also prisoners should be used as slave labour to make up for some of it.

cause mental issues
destroys families
is degenerate

nah i reckon we shouldn't send people who haven't hurt anyone to prison because it costs loads of money and we should spend the money on good things not trying to put the bad people somewhere else

on the look out for a bullemic turkish weeb gf

That policy has been used by both left and right throughout history.

Cut bennies, spend more on police.

it's called "repaying your dept to society"

business idea: force NEETs into slave labour

cause only useless scum use it

>cause mental issues
>destroys families
>is degenerate

I voted Tory last election.

want to bully a cute girl live on television

dude

you're an idiot

Why did you vote for a party with completely different views to yours?

Business idea: all the cool lads on /brit/ meet up and smoke weed together

t. Jonah Hill

business idea: bribe foreign ministers to take our refugees

>Cut bennies, spend more on police.

So you want to create more criminals (people in poverty have little other choice than crime) then use the money saved to create more police

Genius

Stop Labour winning, I live in a swing seat, the Tory majority here was ridiculously small, less than 100 if I remember.

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Nah, I'd rather not smoke on my own

ah yes

stiff willy

libdem my mandem

>people in poverty have little other choice than crime

no they fucking don't

okay so what about alcohol and cigarettes?

by your logic we should make those illegal too

Then use the prisoners as slave labour.

Best plan ever developed.

yeah you're right
they don't

>people in poverty have little other choice than crime
>>>/64619938/

youtube.com/watch?v=fcCYFuyVwLE
yank gf just posted this

i would be for making those illegal if it were possible

>Then use the prisoners as slave labour.

doing what exactly?

youtube.com/watch?v=gJXJMhmcHxo

love her lol x

my gf

the world no longer has room for "coolness" anymore. you can no longer wear a leather jacket, ride a motorised bicycle and smoke cigarettes and be automatically cool. everything is degenerate, embarrassing and childish

Prove me wrong, I've known so many weed smokers and they never get harassed by the police even though it is fucking obvious.

Smashing rock with hammers.

was it loud or did you just smell it?

For what purpose?

>he doesn't want to tax the shit out of high quality government weed to fund the nhs and stuff

what a silly bugger

walked past a couple with a kid in a pushchair the other evening and they stank of it

Whatever is useful, you could also loan out the prisoners to factories etc I guess.

forget there's literal authoritarians ITT
>reee just do everything like i want you to do it and don't do the bad things that i say are bad because of me saying they are bad
very very very VERY VERY VERY funny

howling, almost

Remind me again why proportional representation isn't the better system

make smaller rocks

Punishment

because WE VOTED AGAINST IT
whether it's actually better or not, my mate gav down the pub has spoken

>why yes I do support labour

Results in retarded coalitions more often.

gave me a feel.

Filthy degenerates, they should be thrown in jail and made to perform slave labour for 10 years

Do you not think psychosis and schizophrenia are bad? Most sane people do

bought a willy washer to wash my willy

We voted against AV not PR you uneducated pleb.

"politics" are so complicated.
why don't we just get rid of it?

Havng worked in a prison, prisoners make shitty workers because they don't give a shit and there's no consequences for doing a shitty job.

fucking nanny-statist

Heard two soft high pitched squeals coming from her bum but I did not smell a thing

gov.uk/penalties-drug-possession-dealing

i've seen numerous times police cracking down on it

>ah yes, i will waste all my waking hours on /brit/ arguing with people who will never change their opinions and then declare myself winner of the internets when they stop replying to me

This will be less popular. The right-wingers on here are all NEET.

>the so-called 'conservative party'
aaaaaahhhh YES

this is why i support trump

well the PEOPLE have SPOKEN and we don't want any of your fucking brussels AV voting systems you fucking losera

Weed is unironically much less damaging than alcohol or cigarettes, and it actually has positive effects. Only runts think it should be illegal

That is why you have to get rid of a lot of the treatment laws around prisoners. A good bit of abuse would induce some work ethic.

That is just what is on the books. What is on the books is not always applied.

>this is why i support trump

>I'll quote people saying smoking weed is degenerate and put a UKIP member next to it, even though the ex-leader of UKIP supports it's legalisation

>Weed is unironically much less damaging than alcohol or cigarettes,
true
>and it actually has positive effects.
false
>Only runts think it should be illegal
true

>Here are two bad things we can't control
>This means we should have a third
Runt

recently beat the ever-loving piss out of some bloke.
i just planted a marijuana cigarette in his hand so the police would consider it justified

yeah, go wave a bag of weed infront of a cop and see what happens you fucking mong

So you're fine with using prisoners as slave labour and corporal punishment for those who refuse. But I bet you're against Sharia Law too

The cognitive dissonance is staggering

why are the right wing arguing for a nanny state lads? very odd
mental gymnastics gold in the paralympics goes to rorke

They would probably take it and then do fuck all. Weed smokers are serial offenders who get away with it.

not an argument
see

the money you'd get from taxing weed would cover nhs costs quite well

opening my third eye

Wish I could re-wind about 4 years and go back to the days when I was a popular normie desu lads.

we should raise taxes to fund the nhs properly lads

*poke*

I'm against sharia for other reasons and because a lot of its punishments are retarded and just create disabled people who cannot work, eg. hand-chopping. Not because I disagree with authoritarian standards.

AV would have eventually led to PR

and AV is still miles better than FPTP

did a thing m8s

I don't believe in a "small state", it is a libertarian meme.

It should be legal so that more people will have schizophrenia and then spend the rest of their lives in a mental hospital? Not sure I get where you're coming from

Shan't be reading this

Weed hasn't been proved to cause any mental illnesses you runt

>Legalise weed
>Created more medical problems
>Have to spend more on the NHS
Ah yes, such a great plan.

What practical difference is there between your average right-wing 'muh degeneracy' UKIP supporting right-winger and a paki? Their opinions are practically the same.

>Slave labour in prisons
A paki would support this
>Anti-feminism
A paki would support this
>Anti-gay
A paki would support this
>Anti-drugs
A paki would support this
>Anti-secularism
A paki would support this

>all these moral Peter Hitchens worshippers ITT

>Working on the till
>Someone asks for baccy in imperial
>Get pissed off when you ask them what that is in grams

Why do cunts do this?

HOW ABOUT SOME GINGER TITTY BEAVER, LADS??????????????

legalising weed isn't going to give everyone schizophrenia

plus if you have lots of mental hospitals for those that do get schizophrenia, you'll create more jobs anyway

do you not want more jobs?

UKIP are libertarian faggots who don't care about any of that.

Well it caused you so we will have to agree to disagree

My muther just helped with my mathsematics arseignment

>legalising weed isn't going to give everyone schizophrenia
I said more people

>do you not want more jobs?
Not if it involves ruining people's lives

>Criminalise weed
>Created more criminals
>Have to spend more on the Police
Ah yes, such a great plan.

Pakis use drugs all the time you nonce.

A Paki would support it in theory, but they always vote against their true believes for the bennys. Don't act like you don't already know that

>legalise weed
>tax the weed
>pay for the medical spend on weed problems
>have PLENTY of change left over
>spend that money on nice things for everyone like a playground with a proper roundabout
ah yes, literally a good plan

Apart from most UKIP supporters aren't any of those things

>Not wanting a strong, well-funded police force

*welcomes you to the runt farm*
*notices your balding hair*
*leads you to the runt barn*
*turns around right before the door*
Now, I must warn you. The smell and sight you will see is abhorrent, but if you want hair - this is the best you could find.
*as I open the door ever so slightly, the most repugnant smell fills the air*
*i lead you further in the depths of the barn, you see glowing yellow eyes watching your every footsteps*
*i stop and bellow for the runts i'm looking for*
*suddenly squeals of terror fill the air, as the four runts trod up to us*
*you observe the runts, their hair unkept but hanging low to their toes*
*i tug at one of the runts hair with great strength, to show the durability of the hair*
Magical isn't it, this hair will be fine for you. Now which one?
*you point to one of them*
*i bring out the clippers, and flick it on - it jolts to life with a loud buzzing noise*
*the runts starts squealing*
Heh .. runts always attached to their hair, not to worry...

Fuaaark

>Criminalise murder
>Created more criminals
>Have to spend more on the Police

How silly of us, we should abolish that law ASAP.

Shan't be reading a word of this

need a strong, well-funded police bf 2bh

Refugees are welcome to Canada

Well it'd be their own faults

just have some schizo drawings on the weed packaging as a health warning

runtish behaviour

>Shan't

bet these unironic authoritarians flip shit when people compare them to nazis
they are literally very like nazis desu

>all I care about is weed and playgrounds
>>>/Christiania/

>waisting your strong, well-funded police force chasing DUDE #420 LMAO

good post

>weed is a DEGENERATE DRUG for SCUM!
*Takes another sip of his pint and a pull from his cigarette*

Never smoked desu.

>anyone I disagree with is a nazi
the classic

>hating the nazis

it's like you've come straight from reddit

t. weed smoker

*pulls out the old trusty glock*

Ah, here we are

*points it at you with an extremely smug grin*

told my friend i was a national socialist who supported Hitler.
the just scoffed and compared me to the nazis

>anyone who smokes weed is a degenerate

*huffs another rock from the pipe*

but you've drank haven't you you fucking degenerate

yeah this
you literally are like a nazi if you want a strong racially pure police state with heavy punishment like slave labour for things you consider degenerate

>I seriously hope you didn't vote LEAVE

>>hating the nazis

>it's like you've come straight from reddit

Sometimes, but it is part of the culture.

Gonna buy a bunch of Oktoberfest themed beers tomorrow, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM

didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people alongside fighting an expansionist war to conquer europe? don't think they're the good guys lad haha

smoking weed is part of the culture 2bh

Still looking for that lad with the Yoga 710

Only African culture.

good

*unsheathes katana*

*turns around to face you*
*a a crooked smile appears on my face but my eyes remain hidden in the shadow of my hair*
i see you aren't familiar with me. Let me show you who you are dealing with...
*BANG*
*dies*

>fedora posting

yup, straight from reddit.

>6,000,000 people
11mil you runt

actionposting is fucking cancer. fuck you all

Oh wow I have two interviews coming up

one is for a warehouse apprenticeship
and the other is working in a Coral

oh yes

20 million you fucking anti-Semites.

>didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people

ok you've got to be baiting now

>>fedora posting

>yup, straight from reddit.

well, alright
*fucks myself*

>actionposting is fucking cancer

>fuck you all

>the holocaust happened

who /yoga710/ here
been trying for weeks

chinese and romanian

oh yeah sorry i always just think of the jews, they killed loads of other non-desirables as well init

>Using Chinese and Romanian cultures as examples of good ones

>>didn't they commit a genocide of around 6,000,000 people

>ok you've got to be baiting now

Where are these from? They're so bad.

Hah! Just sent in my vote to STAY in the EU.
Can't wait till these RACISTS gets whats coming to them!
Bring on the referendum!

It's completely normal for a fully grown 21 year old to be 5'8 right lads?

>unironically non-memingly denying the holocaust

On a global scale, you're above average

haha you tell em

it's hilarious how the people arguing for weed to be legalised are the same people that have to hide their smoking from mummy

no just pointing out you're wrong desu

cannabis is part of our culture and has been for about 60-70 years, well before either of us were alive :^) you have never grown up in a culture not influenced by cannabis

>post times are in yank not local

what happened?

I didn't meet a weed smoker until I went to University desu. So it is hardly that common.

Bought the yank gf a gift

rate my new trip and avatar, lads

Mook knows what's up

I fucking hate potheads, wish they'd neck themselves desu

cannabis is pretty much decriminalised here lads and theres nothing you lil runts can do about it except smoke up

your mates were nerds
all the cool kids were smoking

>Unironically increasing your risk of mental illness because DUDE IM HIGH AS FUCK LMAOOO

*passes the dutchie on the left hand side*

Not all of us have the luxury of going to a madrassa

Kek, at my (grammar) school it was common as hell

Pakis are all drug users.

Not really. They don't call it the jazz cigarette for nothing.

*time stands still but I keep walking towards you*

>all the cool kids were smoking

I went to a comprehensive school in rural East Yorkshire.

Are you straight edge?

thread stopped

it will seem that everything that can be said about weed has finally been said

doing a read

i, never learned how to use proper punctuation

>short haired qt asked the guy on her left a question instead of me

What the fuck lads?

Moral man wrote about how he was fairly shit on Sunday

you disgusting slug

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how do I get a chav slag to like me?

you yourself must become one

eeee the peacocks have a little baby lads it's so cute >.

Been wondering this, how easy is it to get a council estate gf?

Threaten to chin her brother and offer her a cig

Wish we had an actual socially liberal party in the UK that didn't have a huge fucking stiffy for surveillance.

treating my ears to, perhaps, the greatest musical genre - grime.

theory: Marcus Aurelius was right when he said that comfort and lack of inconvenience makes man weak and that pain endured should be admired

technology has made us weak and petty tbf and that with welfare and the lack of family and church coupled with marketers arousing artificial desires is why people are killing themselves and are depressed and so on

t. hyper-intellect and plato-esque philosopher

strongbow and richmonds

Wish we had a social conservative party in the UK desu.

the lib dems?

>stiffy for surveillance
it's called vouyerism

>theory: Marcus Aurelius was right when he said that comfort and lack of inconvenience makes man weak and that pain endured should be admired
>technology has made us weak and petty tbf and that with welfare and the lack of family and church coupled with marketers arousing artificial desires is why people are killing themselves and are depressed and so on
>t. hyper-intellect and plato-esque philosopher

take her round the back of wimpy and get yourself some stinky fingers

What to do about the Scottish problem...?

>dude remember the 90s with no technology LOL xD like and share if you remember

being socially conservative is just islam but you get to wear a hat

Nah. Muslims have their own thing going on, for instance polygamy, they do drugs, fucking little boys is part of their culture etc.

Just wish they hadn't fucked themselves over with the coalition. Hopefully labour implode and they gain out of it.

Islam isn't socially conservative its making women your slave

>being socially conservative is just islam but you get to wear a hat

what a fucking pathetic retort that was you fucking lunatic waste cunt

kill yourself immediately before I smash your family into the sun

theres a word in muzzie lingo
for a really halal thingo
when you throw your hands for takbir
on the way to slaughter kafir

Hope Lib Dems go extinct desu. Really hate that cunt Farron.

I know you're trying Theresa but no one gives a shit about old conservative values these days.

Just let me wank k xx

stop killing the libdem

ah yes, the social conservative feminists who only care about women when it means they feel righteous having a go at muslims

Theresa May wants you to get a gf ffs not touch yourself

Farron is a bit shit. Could do with someone like Clegg again. He was pretty good if you're not an autist about tuition fees.

Ah yes, the social liberals who hate everything slightly social conservative until it comes to Islam.

Im not even going to bother arguing my case because you're so fucking dense

been pretty poorly and just getting more and more inactive
my owners are considering having the veterinarian put me down

Don't wanna get a gf just wanna watch anime and it's my right as a free man to be a loser in peace. Theresa can go away.

I'm drinking peppermint tea, okay?

new thread new me

How should I invest my money?

Stop using liberal the yank way you knob. Another of our great conservative imports sucked off from the Americans.

What? That is not the Yank way you fucking runt.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_liberalism

It comes from Great Britain you political illiterate.

Would like to point out Marcus Aurelius was around before the church even existed, as was most of Roman history, and they did fine without it

Stop reading Cred Forums, you fucknugget