Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

Hmm?

our lord's death and resurrection?

That celebration of life after death?

Because they're a Western country

Uh? We do though, idiot

Pascua?

how's this pepe called?

Easter?

Easter toad

it's not a frog, it's a toad

yes

How did this maymay start? I don't get it

the festivity?

uh huh

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it is a meme when everybody use it. every threads about it are made by australians, probably the same guy.

good pepes resulted from it tho

Even though I'm living in America, I don't celebrate any festivities for Easter, I only go to church. Please explain this meme, is it because of the """""Easter""""" sweets and plastic shite in a basket being marketed for it?

Wait. Are you telling me Americans don't celebrate the resurrection of our Lord?

A feast for Ēostre?

The resurrection of a certain holy man?

a formerly pagan festivity perhaps?

Why don't Americans celebrate the holiday that falls on the first Sunday following the Paschal Full Moon, the full moon on or after 21 March?

the vast majority doesn't, it's upsetting because most see Easter as a way to pig out on sugar and chocolate. get me out of here please