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korean pop

anime

refugees welcome

pakis out

Peppermint tea

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nth for social conservatives and islamist coalition to rule the UK

Lads

Khan is fucking shit even if he wasn't a muslim

>.png

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George Galloway for PM

hey

>refugees welcome

Tell me why he's shit

me and my m8

youtube.com/watch?v=JPVIgshtOag

microwave oven?
no thanks, i don't want cancer

When the Conservatives and Islamists realise they hate the same people are we all doomed?

he's an agnostic

khan is a disgrace because he's a dirty fucking Blairite

labour

>Practical web security interview on Friday
I am FUCKED lads.

alri Jez

*squad walks towards you at an alarming pace with me at the front*

he wants to oust Corbyn

theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/05/pokemon-go-russian-youtuber-ruslan-sokolovsky-five-years-jail-church

And rightly so

Khan is a dirty Blairite.

*glasses you all in a single fluent motion*

pretty petty

big tings a gwan

>"It's safe and not prohobited by law"
>t. Man facing 5 years in prison
kek

corbyn is a blairite
vote stalin

I fucking hate liberals

t. communist

I'm impressed the Lib Dems still have enough people to fill that little cupboard.

*clatters you*
bellend

just got back from my workout lads

t. Brownite

What sort of Communist?

>tfw interview with presentation

*tackles my way into the thread*

alri lads

>blairite
What are these? Whenever I read about them, they're made out to be moustache twirling evil villains.

Waheeeeey

*glasses you*

*stands next to a manlet at a bus stop*
*he starts speaking to me in an Australian accent*

literally satan

that's not a tackle though

>i am authoritarian
jesus christ lads you're meant to be over 18, you can't just carry on this "wahh everyone do exactly what i want them to" mentality

Destroyer of nations.

Killer of innocents.

Bringers of debt.

Wish I owned a nice cottage with a bit of land desu lads.

ffs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blairism

Why not?

*knocks you over like a pin*

psshh nothing personel bojo

Muslims don't hate you, you're their useful idiots.

Maoist

is he trying to hit the photographer

jelly + sea salt

i call it the "jellyfish"

Reminder that Mao never read Das Kapital.

t. Molotov

*sieg heils*

libertarian "everyone should do what they want" is an edgy teen view

Britain's saviours, unfairly maligned, will soon return in glory and kick out the corbyndrones and destroy the rorkes

...

because it reflects a lack of understanding of how politics works and you will always end up angry

obv feel free to, but no one will take you seriously xx

CLEGG'N'BOWL

GET HYPE

Can't believe he did that the mong

Basically Stalinist Lefties

Fuck off SPD

Government idea: everyone pays a percentage of their salary as tax, but you get to choose how your money is split between services

>he's not wearing the shoes
Why does he get to bend the rules?

>100% to social services
>reap the benefits

*puts all my money into the bomb third world countries fund*

what a stupid idea

Hey, lads. Is that true you got crisis in UK because of Brexit and sanctions with Russia and refugee crisis, etc?

Taking candid pictures of women's feet in public lads

last time i went bowling they didn't even do the shoes thing

this country's gone mad i tell you

Anyone want to buy this with me?

rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-37691838.html

Politics is all about telling other people what to do though.

oi oi banterous paki

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brexit yes
russia no
refugees no

not really

everyone puts the sliders to 100% nhs, doctors become the dominant political party, the NHS begins fulfilling all roles of government, they move to westminster, 40 years later we're back where we started.

OHHHHH

I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store

Str8 up

only crisis atm is Big Keith has my FUCKING PS4 controller and he won't pick up his phone

bet the giant bastard hasn't even woken up yet, the lazy cunt

Bit depressed about the whole being a virgin in my late twenties thing

Isn't the "Muslim" mayor of London a supporter of Israel? Kek

abc.net.au/news/2016-09-20/frenchman-pleads-guilty-after-new-zealand-hitchhike-hissy-fit/7862690

>Bemused locals in the tiny settlement of less than 100 people accused the tourist of acting like a "spoilt millennial".

>"Oh he threw an absolute hissy fit. He was lying prone on the road screaming that New Zealanders were assholes and he couldn't wait to get back to Europe," business owner Neil Mouat told The Guardian newspaper.
fucking french cunts desu

chrome never used to do this wtf is going on

virus

It's terrible, people are starving in the bread lines and the few poles who haven't perished in the death camps are captured and sold for food

virus

Is this what they tell you in Russia?

same la

He's a mayor, what say does he have?

>go to uni course welcome lecture
>the tutors go into detail about how we're going to learn about diversity and that its a very interesting and popular subject
>goes into even more detail about the subject of the gender pay gap
>keeps going on about how we live in a post-brexit world and how bad of a thing that is
I didn't know the memes were real.

putting your willy in a gooey vagina probably won't change you or your life that much

thanks lad

Close down all off your add-ons and check them one by one

This just arrived in the post lads. My parents ordered it but they weren't in to take it. I'm a kissless virgin so it's obviously not for me.

Not even joking. Don't know how to feel about this.

BITE YOU STUPID RUNTS

BITE

computer bacterium

What fucking joke of a subject are you studying?

looks like you have old fashioned browser takeover by a nefarious party. you have adware installed somewhere, download and run hijack this to find it if its not in your AddRemove or run MalwareBytes on your machine.

lol

wow, she's so unique

Econ.

*bites*

*gets hauled up to the surface and starts flopping and gasping for breath*

New gimmick: reply to posts that aren't you

No problem lad

parentLADS

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wtf that's my comment 0_o

What the fuck does that have to do with economics, I knew someone who did it and it was basically all maths.

lad

Mathematics.

This desu

It's part of HRM apparently.

A lady came into the store one day looking for a German method of coal extraction.

Mein shaft she got

u haz a virus

You bringing a virus on my /brit/?

>wage gap and gender inequality
>not economics

KGB virus
No, my friend from UK told me they have crisis and her husband even lost a job for a while.

I guess uni is the place to learn about abstract theories with no application in real life.

*passes you the joint*
*all eyes are on you now*

>myths
>economics

>what is economics

There is no crisis here, economy is still growing etc.

*drops it on the floor and treads on it*
Heh..... no need to thank me, just doing my bit to keep the city safe.....

The science of money of course!

*throws it to the ground and steps on it*
you will thank me later in life, lads

ITT: economistians, the faithful followers of the dismal science

"Sorry, I don't partake in the use of illegal substances."

i'm probably more FDP 2bh

KGB virus yes

*takes a massive puff without inhaling*

hhaha that's some good stuff

*passes the soggy joint back*

>queers are "self-diagnose" their HIV
Are you taking the fucking piss?

how can you make a HIV self-testing?

Imagine if your dad was poz

*kicks it out of his hand and watches the ember burst into one thousand pieces*
Drugs are for mugs, kiddo.

Yoga 710?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIcnBccjgMw

got a life and binned the knife

*wets a towel*
*wipes my armpits*
ready for work now lads

Palestinians are retarded dindus
Good on Khan for not supporting them

why would HIV self testing ever be illegal what the fuck

absolutely immoral

people like you are the reason that society in the west has degraded so far

*waits patiently for your counter-argument*

hmm..
*searches through a pile of laptops*
nope. sorry, nothing

>choose to study economics at university
>complain that lecturers say Brexit is bad for the economy
What the fuck are you playing at

BEEFY

POZ

LOADS

I was sitting infront of PC for so long that I felt really bad. Yesterday I ate nothing but fried omelette and then I felt so bad (headache and desre to vmit) that vomited on the floor near my bad.

*turns on the aeropress*

ah yes lads

I tend to eat only once a day now.

>arrive at university
>ARROGANT lecturers keep telling me that brexit will be a bad thing
why am i even here everything i need to know is on misesmedia

landabois
guccibois
ye
pussyboi$

I'd ate more - it's just my fridge is emoty and mum makes me starving.

>manager's phone rings
>leave it so they'd figure out he wasn't there
>keeps ringing
>answer it
>"oh... is [manager] there?"
>"Yeah, that's why I answered the phone, I'm sitting on his fucking lap"
Idiots.

>killing Jews
>bad

no thanks

>choose to study any non-science subject at university
>complain when lecturers use their positions to present their opinions as facts

Imagine having one shot at life and being born Russian lads

christ

anyone fancy some pulled pork lads

hate to work with you

>economics
>not a science

Ahh yes you two have your little paki argument and ruin the thread

hmm yes free trade deals are to blame for the decline in manufacturing

economics is at best a pseudo-science

really liked this post if im honest

Would quite like to pull your pork tbqh

going to pull the pork, lads

Imagine being a humanities major

but they took our jobs

Isn't this from one of those troll channels

That pork looks raw

it isnt

thanks. it was couchpotato. forgot i had that. don't it works at all anymore

Why were you sitting on your managers lap?

payrise

>Fourth floor
>No elevator

Shan't be inquiring into this property

>economics is at best a pseudo-science

Ah yes, another privileged middle-class white shit calling people racist

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37406386

youtube.com/watch?v=CFvZ4TwfpHU

you're heartless monster.

Why do a lot of old Brexit voters talk as if we still have the clout we did when we had an empire.

Like we can force everyone to do what we want without us ever getting the short end of the stick and the everyone needs us more than we need them attitude.

Good exercise you fat fuck

no he is 100% serious

>le ebul jews

*charges towards you at the pace of an olympic sprinter*

That's his hollywood "career" over.

>tfw spunking your bollocks into a fresh rainbowdash plushie

We still are fairly powerful. 5th largest economy, one of the few countries with an army able to deploy globally, nukes, UNSC member etc.

t. corporate slave
How does it feel being a small screw in a huge and heartless corporative machine?

*sit anxiously at computer looking for news stories to make me feel oppressed*
*find one*
*post it to /brit/*

i liked the mistakes and the bad grammar, it was cute. im not happy that you're starving sacha

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ahh yes

I'm seeking for an Aus bf on dating sites, don't be so mean, I'm trying to escape :

full of shit manlet

remember to support the economy and buy british products

t. typing from an Amstrad CPC464

bad post

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We aren't America level powerful though, other countries aren't just going to roll over to our every demand like some geriatrics think they will.

fridge is being emoty, lads

russia is much more powerful than the uk desu

pls post the screenshot with the word's order you posted before. I lost it...

Grim

redpill me on the redpill

Nobody except America is America level powered, even China does not come close.

Russia is a regional power at best, it can't deploy troops globally, its economy is tiny.

reckon you've got the wrong board pham x

Do you really get told in Russia that Britain is hurt by our sanctions?

Ah yes

That first sip of the day...

fuck off, I just mistook the keyword, it happens sometimes when I sit in the dark room with a cat on my knees and feel uncomfortable to type.\not a reason to bully.

That fat prick of the gay...(you)

might buy a russian bride lads

I told you already. My friend who lives in the UK told me that they have crisis over there and the crisis touched not only Russia. That's why I'm asking.

i'm seriously considering killing myself after looking over some of these job descriptions.

it's like one of those chinese sites pretending to tell you how to download an ebook when all it'll give you is a virus that you can only unrar after completing a survey, except this is made by a legitimate corporation advertising a legitimate job position, and not even a high-ranking one at that. it could be upfront and honest about what the job is, but instead it's like some soviet style nightmare where the general commissar for airborne rotation of burgers has decreed there must be at least 3 buzzwords per sentence to complete this year's 5 year plan (in 4 years)

to the underageb& in here: do not take any English classes in secondary, high-school or sixth form. It's a double punch in the face: you get a qualification valued by nobody except English teachers, and you realize just how god-awful the writing in these things are but find yourself powerless to change it.

this is it lads. this is life. i knew wage-slavery would make me want to kill myself, but i didn't know it'd happen before my first fucking day.

>land troops
>military power

and it's economy isn't massive but it can basically bitch europe up to germany and central asia and the middle east if it wants to

Might have one of these

faceless unelected bureaucrats

Enjoy eroding the inside of your stomach

>tfw social naivete has made me paranoid
>tfw this paranoia counters the one advantage of being naive, namely cuteness.
>tfw at a glance nobody probably even knows i'm panicking like a motherfucker because i'm too shy to show emotions

i kind of wonder if the whole idea of the cute stutter-y kind of sperging out is an american thing, where people are told to express themselves and their feelings and special-snowflake-ness more than here in the UK where you're more expected to keep a stiff upper lip in the face of utter fucking disaster.

Your friend's chatting shit unless you misunderstood him

shant be reading this blog

you would say "the fridge is empty"
ama about grammar

>Shocking footage has emerged of up to 100 youths armed with 'knives and bats' brawling in a London park yesterday afternoon.
>Six people were arrested and two taken to hospital as scenes of brutal violence unfolded between youths thought to be from rival areas in the Northumberland Heath area of Bexley, south east London.
>The footage shows dozens of youths, believed to be between 11 and 18 years old, brawling in a playground, some of whom are swinging what appear to be baseball bats at each other.

Ah yes, England, very impressive.

>go into crowded public toilets
>enter a stall
>Look into loo, there's a huge skidmark
>End up cleaning off another man's shit because I didn't want the next guy to think it was me

I feel like I've been cucked

fuck off intolerant prick.

faggot

...

don't be upset. it's just harmless banter. no bully

quite fancy a snack

ideas?

Just left a load of shit all over a public toilet lads haha
Do NOT envy the next poor sap in there

Very vintage picture

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bit of a poof 2bh

listening to stevo the (absolute) madman on rinse fm lads

Fucking hell lads, just went to use a public toilet and some twat had shat everywhere. All up the walls and everything.

Rank.

you should earn more monies, bby, to have ability to take me outta Russia XDDD

sounds like a lot of fun desu

me and my lads vs a group of pricks from the next neighbourhood

Eggs

i always clean any uncleanliness after me
which is not often because i do very neat poos

daniel radcliffe is a good lad, despite the drinking and shit

>he didn't go with his mates after school to have a punch up with the lads from other nearby schools

bet you're a soft cunt

t. Daniel Radcliffe

ah yes very good argument, HOWEVER
*raises passport*

tfw no trap gf lads

why would you want a mentally ill gf?

3rd eye: opened

nice oxymoron bender hahaha

*attatches 8 dogs to my climbing harness*
ah yes very good

>punch-up
There were swinging bats and knives and they were all London niggers. Like you, most likely.

easier to manipulate into sex

Just went into a public toilet and saw a lad walk out of the stall lookin like he'd just watch someone shaggin' his missus

Toilet was immaculate though, cleanest shitter ive even seen

they're cute :3

how and where do you find non-mentally-ill girls

creasing

>wahhh why are kids so mean to each other :(
posh
twat

>It's jus summat sweet fo tha fuckin kidz

youtu.be/9VXQltHSkyY

...more?

look at this bender, afraid of a few knives and bats

bet mummy picked you up every day from school, wouldn't want her precious to get into any trouble :((

>ur a soft cunt we're propah 'ard we is cuz we once 'ad a fi' when we was 11
London
nigger.

t. London nigger

goboiano.com/list/5095-male-cosplayer-nails-the-cutest-felix-re%3Azero-cosplay-ever

not from london :)

bet you're from scotland ahahaha

>doesn't even deny being a nigger

you go for the stupid brainless ones

>t. London nigger

>tfw lost my boner when they posted the non-cosplay photo in the comments

why would your brag about being in fights
what's good about being punched in the face lol

London

i'm white saxon

celts are not white

checkmate

Daily reminder that, when talking to a Londoner on /brit/, statistically they are not white.

>I'm t-totally w-white!

>he thinks UKIP is an insult
kek. Nigger confirmed.

grim

t. testosterone lacking fag

>why would your brag about being in fights
>what's good about being punched in the face lol

yea that's the same for any traps when they're not all dolled-up

>>he thinks UKIP is an insult
>kek. Nigger confirmed.

She is Russian and we talked over skype. She said her husband lost a job once because of the crisis and they had nowhere to live. Everything is fine now.

my nan's an old person and the only thing she's lost is bladder control

>Scotland
>UKIP
bahahaha you couldn't even stand to leave your English masters when you were given the chance

pathetic

FROM PARIS TO BERLIN IN EVERY DISCO I GO IN MY HEART IS PUMPING FOR LOVE

PUMPING FOR LOVE

that's what I wanted to type, idiot.

when you bite in to the chicken it's going to have a saltiness to it

This is the part where you realise I'm not Scottish and you stop posting out of embarrassment.

Sounds like bullshit, he was probably just sacked for being shit.

I think I'll browse pof and laugh at some uggos for the next half hour

>all these mad as fuck niggers
Losing it over here lads. Cannot stop laughing at non-whites.

me on the left

reminder

>>all these mad as fuck niggers
>Losing it over here lads. Cannot stop laughing at non-whites.

>Losing it over here lads. Cannot stop laughing at non-whites.

lmfao nice one

prefer not to say

why would I be embarrassed by a posh child trying to justify his sheltered life

absolutely howling

Why do they all look like such nerds

why is rorke even considered an insult? Nothing wrong with colonisation

>100

Fucking hacked

He actually looks alright

breathe the pressure
come play my game I'll test ya

Because he's only posting the same 5 images over and over

:3

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=91145627

look at this egg

retard

#BREAKING Angelina Jolie -- Files for Divorce from Brad Pitt

>why is rorke even considered an insult? Nothing wrong with colonisation

It is Rorke himself who takes umbrage to being Rorked.

>going to back to we wuz 'ard innit cuz we 'ad a fi' wen we wuz 11
How embarrassing.

Bet their face is ugly.

tbf the sorting hat told him he had to join UKIP

bruh lookat dis dude

Wouldn't kick Kylie Minogue out of bed for being unable to bear me children to be perfectly honest gentlemen

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would put my willy in their bumhole

its hard to find good traps

it isn't, it's used exclusively by the small minority pakis and reddits who wank each other off how they called out that BLOODY RACIST, when really nobody else cares

>15

did he lose his saturday job to a polish person or something

Fuck off Janusz

>unable to bear me children

Citation?

hmm quite fancy some red myself now

oh no, no, no,

>He actually looks alright

alri mate reckon mumsies going to take away your macbook if you keep getting this angry at it

>u-umad!
Oh deary, deary me.

I would unironically beat anyone here in a 1 on 1 fist fight. Could probably end the majority of you within about 30 seconds.

is n.ire just full of mingers?

yes

>doesnt deny he's on the apple laptop his mummy bought him for his 16th

:)

yes

Imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

Norn Irish Catholic qts >>>> all else in these isles

stop it

no

mixed race people are better looking apart from the inbred prods

>Liking Satan worshippers

twitter.com/OnaDo_Do
twitter.com/nemunemunnn

a lot of these jap ones just retweet each other so i've been using them desu

not gay btw

...

It's too late, handbags are out

I don't. That's why I said "Catholics" and not "Protestant heretics".

weren't brad and angelina having an open relationship?

Catholics worship Satan. The church is the whore of Babyon.

so does everyone just pretend to be black here?

>being confused by the most basic of idioms.
To be expected of a nigger, I suppose.

Going for 2pl8 bench

what business is it of yours?

I'm white.

how do i close internet explorer

AYO
*smacks lips*
HOL UP
*kisses teeth*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*drops trousers*
WE FINNA BE
*claims benefits*
SOME KINDA
*starts a brawl*
BLACK PEOPLE AN SHEEET

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click the x in the corner

you're an idiot

>AYO
>*smacks lips*
>HOL UP
>*kisses teeth*
>SO YOU BE SAYIN
>*drops trousers*
>WE FINNA BE
>*claims benefits*
>SOME KINDA
>*starts a brawl*
>BLACK PEOPLE AN SHEEET

Don't mind me lads, just best Doritos flavour coming through

might go to a restaurant by myself tonight

pretend I'm a food critic

...

>ur stoopid because I can't understand idioms
Alright lad. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Are you implying the Catholic church is not pagan? It even uses the same titles as the old Roman State religion, for example Pontifex Maximus, it is just the result of Constantine deforming Christianity to fit his agenda.

>fake tits

disgusting

fuck sake lad just stop you're trying too hard

just lurk for a few more months before you try posting, like anywhere else

>Having seen that I already know all of the "arguments" he'll present and having already laughed at them, he decided to just post the exact same shit anyway because that's all the prods know

Ah yes

Uh no

>If I pretend I have authority and act smug I win the argument, ideas do not matter.
This is a thousand years of Catholicism summed up desu.

>p-please stop so I can pretend I've "won" this internet argument
kek

>U-UMAD
>U-UR STOOPID
>U-UR A NEWFAG

Yes, yes, come in, have a cup of tea and we can discuss your policies
*licks lips*

MAKE A FUCKING NEW YOU CUNTS I'VE BEEN WAITING TO POST SOMETHING GOOD FOR AGES

We've been waiting for you to post something good your whole life

Its going to be shit.

alri lads

>If I repeat the same thing a thousand times over but raise my voice louder each time then surely I am the victor!
Prods are so embarrassing.

business idea: make a new thread, but don't link it in the old thread

shit thread

I'll come back... at midnight

Making a new thread one second

>MAKE A FUCKING NEW YOU CUNTS I'VE BEEN WAITING TO POST SOMETHING GOOD FOR AGES

*cringes and stops replying*

bet he's cumming in his boxers right about now

FUCK OFF

NEW THREAD

who isn't uwu

/brit/ the .jpg

me on the right

>If I don't quote him maybe I can get the last reply in and pretend that I've "won", allowing myself to rest easy, even though it will always niggle at me knowing that I truly lost

not him but isn't that exactly what you've just done?

Yes. That was the point. I'm mocking him. Do keep up.

Enough both of you. I won the argument

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No you bloody well didn't.

you utter pillock
>dude, revels are the best chocolate

Not an argument tbdesu