Why do people hate British food?

Why do people hate British food?

>British ''''''''''''''''food''''''''''''''''

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where is the gravy

I love these things, i buy it every time

Thanks for bequeathing us parliamentary democracy and the various fruits of the Industrial Revolution

No thanks for the cuisine

That's a digestive, right?

here a proper digestive

they do it wrong
search for americans trying marmite on youtube

they always go right in with a spoon like its fucking chocolate pudding

because it's quite bland by most countries' standards

> meat+dough=unique

Nope.

> dough

>inb4 the Queen claims that national food of yours is actually made of toads

>dough

it's dough

The British dish is safe.
therefore I like it.

because they are nothing special and unique
on top of which, brits make it the worst

Ummm.... Try again sweetie.

It's not

it's dough

you're both top blame for THIS

Barbarians like Poles leave eggs floating in their soup, but this is a whole new level of depravity that even Eastern Europe can't match. Reflect on that, sirs!

>boils everything
>wonders why people hate that

should stop calling you rosbif and call you boilbif desu

A reminder that Britain invented the chocolate bar, people forget this when hating our food.

What do we boil apart from potatoes?

>reshaping an already-existing food

It never existed in bar form before we did it, before it was made into a drink or added to other foods not eaten by itself.

When was it ?
People already ate chocolate tablet/pastilles during the XVIIIth century.

Yes but they were more bitter, the bar form made it more edible.

Japanese loves afternoon teas

>my patented product was better, there !

>British Food

Looks good desu

The culture that both the U.K. and France are splendid

fuck off joo boy hummus is trash desu

I seriously thought this was a Fallout thing at first before learning that people actually do this.

I kinda like steak n kidney pudding though.

For the rest it is a bit Dutch-tier.

they haven't tried it

dandelion & burdock
cornish pasty
pork pies

you near hear americans talkng about stuff like that, it's all memes like toast sandwich and spotted dick etc

Hey!

Dandelion & burdock is awful though and pasty/pies aren't exactly unique to the UK.

do you have ate the fish pie?
I want eat that

shit taste

イワシのパイのようなものだ

s-sorry

your home cooking is better though, at least you use herbs and salt

>cornish pasty
that counds qquite nice tb h, reminds me of a Russian recipe

this is why you have fucked up teeth

>reminds me of a Russian recipe
This is never a compliment

people like their arteries

I always thought the U.S. Midwest traditional Meat&Potatoes type meal (if made at home) was close to British food. Not counting fast food or greasy bar/pub food which is of course going to be different.

I bought a steak&kidney pie that was in a pie shaped can and it was good. That was over a year ago and haven't seen them since.